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04-16-21 16:23 #6438Senior Member

Posts: 46Oh man, I can't stop chuckling while reading this, made my day bro.
Originally Posted by Chidolitis
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I'm actually impressed you could, after all of that, still finish LOL.
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04-16-21 03:08 #6437Senior Member

Posts: 137Trixylixy visit at your own risk
So I don't generally write critical reviews unless they are egregious.
But I want to discuss my recent experience with Trixy.
I've visited her multiple times before, each time has been absolutely great. But today when I stopped by her pasadena incall it was wayyyy different.
At first everything seemed fine. However, the longer I spent with her, the more she started going on about conspiracy theories, how she had stalkers, and that she was being followed by the FBI.
--she would often stop to shout at her neighbors walls saying that the FBI was next door. At one point I checked my phone while she was doing something else and she told me to stop as she would "start doubting the validity of my person". She essentially accused me of being FBI myself and that I was communicating with my superiors. I SHOULD have left.
Suffice it to say however, I was still horny so I stayed and figured if I ride it out I'd get some bomb head. Well eventually I did, but we also decided to fuck so we started fucking doggy.
Well, as we were fucking it started smelling a little funky and even she smelled it and asked, "is my pussy smelling bad? I told her that I thought it was her asshole.
We stopped and she casually mentioned that her ex and her fucked a few days ago and he went ass to pussy multiple times. She said she probably had a bacterial infection.
More than likely bacterial vaginosis. Which isn't all the way bad but definitely fucked up to not mention that. Good thing I did not eat her out even-though she wanted me to.
Then she wanted me to fuck her ass, so I obliged and as we were fucking I pull out to readjust and there seems to be blood on the rubber. We stop and I tell her, and she mentions how she's on the last days of her period. This is fucked up because she did not mention prior that she was on her rag. Moreover, I don't believe that it was from her period because I did not fuck her in the pussy with that condom. So now there's a potentially bloody asshole & vagina with a bacterial vaginal infection in the mix.
She ended up finishing me up with some head and that was great as always, but the lack of transparency and communication on the other things really left me frustrated and left a sour smell in my nose. LOL.
Anyways, it seems her mental health has been declining and her use of certain party drugs (GHB) seems to have increased. Her paranoia and her lack of communication regarding her physical status / wellbeing, is not cool and potentially harmful.
Maybe your mileage might vary but having had known her from previous visits, this visit was jarring to say the least. I really hope she gets the help she needs.
I figured ya'll should know and make a fully informed decision.
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04-14-21 11:38 #6436Senior Member

Posts: 260I'll remember that when you're buying your next car
Dude, I've been burned so many times over so many years, it was a reason why I took a Hiatus from The Hobby. Lackluster service, Tales of freaky action when it was less than Ned Flanders vanilla, trust me I just want to jump in the saddle and ride but, these days with all the bullshit I'd rather grab all the intel I can before I go diving in headfirst into an unknown Abyss.
Originally Posted by SFVsag
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04-13-21 17:38 #6435Senior Member

Posts: 260I pretty much can think
Flaking but yeah I'm checking.
Originally Posted by Eponymously
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04-13-21 16:53 #6434Senior Member

Posts: 399Since you picked apart the one post commenting on any of these gals, I would suggest you bite the bullet and pony up the green stuff to find out on your own.
Originally Posted by HookerHunter
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04-13-21 16:17 #6433Regular Member

Posts: 16I wouldn't take the age statement / measurements too seriously. It's the same girl with the same very prominent tattoos, and same technique where she keeps milking you as you finish. She's probably a little jaded about being back in CA so attitude may be YMMV.
Originally Posted by JamesD2004
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04-13-21 14:51 #6432Senior Member

Posts: 243HX accounts start at Level 0. If you look on her profile, she's moved down to -1, which means that she has gotten negative ratings. Check her network and message the raters if you want more info. Most likely you're looking at being flaky in the best case, actively looking to harm people in some way in the worst case.
Originally Posted by HookerHunter
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04-13-21 10:22 #6431Senior Member

Posts: 260Well a few down
Can you define a little better, or do you know? I don't really trust how that rating system goes.
Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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OMG is that actually still a fucking thing? Like, who the fuck cares just change the fucking burner number and and your handle.
Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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Somehow that one reminded me of The Bugs Bunny gif.
Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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She got to hung up on her name I see.
Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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Many thanks hapa, after a long Hiatus and getting back in the game it looks like I've got. More Hiatus time LOL.
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04-13-21 00:15 #6430Senior Member

Posts: 7236Swxxt. She a -1, enough said unless you want to be a statistic.
Originally Posted by HookerHunter
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LisaBailey. No, she wll out you on hx and the clubs.
Tidyheidi. No.
JewelsGold. Yes if ya got current papers and 600-100 more for BBFS on top of the hrly donation. She left hx for PD to get for GPS there.
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04-12-21 21:57 #6429Senior Member

Posts: 134Peach3
Yep I saw peach3 today from booker gray. Why hasn't anyone mentioned the killer massage she gives? LOL. One guy has already put out a really glowing reviewing on her and I agree with it so I'm just going to add to that a little bit. Like Goodboy said she is the definition of a spinner. She has a nice silver-blonde short hair going and I think it suits her. Understands english really well but can't speak it. My session went with 30 minutes massage and 30 minutes FS. Wouldn't call it a dfk but we did make out. I'm guessing she's the type to warm up to you for full on dfk. I'd put her in mid 30's but I could be wrong her make up was done really well and she looked cute. Definitely will be seeing her again. I'd recommend for anyone into short spinner types.
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04-12-21 17:47 #6428Senior Member

Posts: 260Tall list I know
Okay fellow mongers.
I could use information on the following ladies.
GFE? BBFS? Those are the basics, but whatever else you guys can add and if why'all know that would be greatly appreciated.
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/swxxtestlub
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LisaBailey
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Tidyheidi
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Littlebrat
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JeweLsGoLd
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/tightandtinyfun
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04-12-21 11:53 #6427Senior Member

Posts: 139My experience was different. I had seen her under the old handles so I expected the same service. I did get DFK, had her finish me with a BBBJTCIM on first round. Second round, I fucked and finished in the bag. She gained some rona weight but body is still alright. It was just perfect before.
Originally Posted by LazyLion
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04-12-21 06:49 #6426Senior Member

Posts: 226As someone else pointed out MisX isn't skinny. Pepsi is but beware she's approaching grandma age and as such you have to accept saggy skin regardless of her thin frame. Hana is thin but if I'm to be honest she's not like WOW WOW thin, she's a little curvier than her pictures let on. In fact I personally think Hana just barely passes the bar for being titled a "spinner". If you want super skinny tight spinner then I would say Peach3 is the most extreme case, a true spinner less than 90 lbs but she's another one getting up in years. I'd have to guess near 40 (if not over). For young AND skinny, I have to agree with Chorum on Elle from ca-kdolls. Also echoing Stella, she has an awesome body (relative to her tall height). Stella is a bit bigger than my personal taste because I'm not tall and like my girls shorter than me, but by proportion Stella might just have the most impressive figure of any I've seen, a true model quality girl.
Originally Posted by DaddyChill
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04-12-21 00:42 #6425Senior Member

Posts: 1834MissX is far from thin.
Originally Posted by DaddyChill
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If you want thin, then see Ravi, LA Sera, Lyn, Stella, Bebe, or Elle.
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04-12-21 00:41 #6424Senior Member

Posts: 142Agree
I agree! Very talkative and sweet girl, service wise seemed like it was a job and wanted to get it over with. Accidentally kneed her in the face trying to get into 69 position with her on top. Oops. We smoked a cig and talked afterwards. But everything else said is very accurate and her back tattoo is awesome.
Originally Posted by DaddyChill
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