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  1. #6440

    Trixy

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyLion  [View Original Post]
    Oh man, I can't stop chuckling while reading this, made my day bro.

    I'm actually impressed you could, after all of that, still finish LOL.
    LOL Right?

    There's a saying that comes to mind, "Horny is as Horny does. ".

    But my desire for one of her fantastic blowjobs overrode any semblance of logical thinking.

    I like to pride myself on not being a quitter, but in this instance I should have made an exception.

  2. #6439
    Quote Originally Posted by Chidolitis  [View Original Post]
    So I don't generally write critical reviews unless they are egregious.

    But I want to discuss my recent experience with Trixy.

    I've visited her multiple times before, each time has been absolutely great. But today when I stopped by her pasadena incall it was wayyyy different.

    At first everything seemed fine. However, the longer I spent with her, the more she started going on about conspiracy theories, how she had stalkers, and that she was being followed by the FBI.

    --she would often stop to shout at her neighbors walls saying that the FBI was next door. At one point I checked my phone while she was doing something else and she told me to stop as she would "start doubting the validity of my person". She essentially accused me of being FBI myself and that I was communicating with my superiors. I SHOULD have left.

    Suffice it to say however, I was still horny so I stayed and figured if I ride it out I'd get some bomb head. Well eventually I did, but we also decided to fuck so we started fucking doggy.

    Well, as we were fucking it started smelling a little funky and even she smelled it and asked, "is my pussy smelling bad? I told her that I thought it was her asshole.

    We stopped and she casually mentioned that her ex and her fucked a few days ago and he went ass to pussy multiple times. She said she probably had a bacterial infection.

    More than likely bacterial vaginosis. Which isn't all the way bad but definitely fucked up to not mention that. Good thing I did not eat her out even-though she wanted me to.
    She's gone down hill the past several years. She used to live in the GG house with several other girls (Passionatelei2, Luvly. Lynne2 and hollywood5000) she was cool. After she left she let herself.

    Go and even had a smelly coochie back than and before.

    But, she was good in bed if she liked ya. She would get wild and talk hella dirty! Fu*k my ass, fu*k my pussy, eat me good, cum in my mouth baby, etc.

  3. #6438
    Quote Originally Posted by Chidolitis  [View Original Post]
    So I don't generally write critical reviews unless they are egregious.

    But I want to discuss my recent experience with Trixy.

    I've visited her multiple times before, each time has been absolutely great. But today when I stopped by her pasadena incall it was wayyyy different.

    At first everything seemed fine. However, the longer I spent with her, the more she started going on about conspiracy theories, how she had stalkers, and that she was being followed by the FBI.

    --she would often stop to shout at her neighbors walls saying that the FBI was next door. At one point I checked my phone while she was doing something else and she told me to stop as she would "start doubting the validity of my person". She essentially accused me of being FBI myself and that I was communicating with my superiors. I SHOULD have left.

    Suffice it to say however, I was still horny so I stayed and figured if I ride it out I'd get some bomb head. Well eventually I did, but we also decided to fuck so we started fucking doggy.

    Well, as we were fucking it started smelling a little funky and even she smelled it and asked, "is my pussy smelling bad? I told her that I thought it was her asshole.

    We stopped and she casually mentioned that her ex and her fucked a few days ago and he went ass to pussy multiple times. She said she probably had a bacterial infection.

    More than likely bacterial vaginosis. Which isn't all the way bad but definitely fucked up to not mention that. Good thing I did not eat her out even-though she wanted me to.
    Oh man, I can't stop chuckling while reading this, made my day bro.

    I'm actually impressed you could, after all of that, still finish LOL.

  4. #6437

    Trixylixy visit at your own risk

    So I don't generally write critical reviews unless they are egregious.

    But I want to discuss my recent experience with Trixy.

    I've visited her multiple times before, each time has been absolutely great. But today when I stopped by her pasadena incall it was wayyyy different.

    At first everything seemed fine. However, the longer I spent with her, the more she started going on about conspiracy theories, how she had stalkers, and that she was being followed by the FBI.

    --she would often stop to shout at her neighbors walls saying that the FBI was next door. At one point I checked my phone while she was doing something else and she told me to stop as she would "start doubting the validity of my person". She essentially accused me of being FBI myself and that I was communicating with my superiors. I SHOULD have left.

    Suffice it to say however, I was still horny so I stayed and figured if I ride it out I'd get some bomb head. Well eventually I did, but we also decided to fuck so we started fucking doggy.

    Well, as we were fucking it started smelling a little funky and even she smelled it and asked, "is my pussy smelling bad? I told her that I thought it was her asshole.

    We stopped and she casually mentioned that her ex and her fucked a few days ago and he went ass to pussy multiple times. She said she probably had a bacterial infection.

    More than likely bacterial vaginosis. Which isn't all the way bad but definitely fucked up to not mention that. Good thing I did not eat her out even-though she wanted me to.

    Then she wanted me to fuck her ass, so I obliged and as we were fucking I pull out to readjust and there seems to be blood on the rubber. We stop and I tell her, and she mentions how she's on the last days of her period. This is fucked up because she did not mention prior that she was on her rag. Moreover, I don't believe that it was from her period because I did not fuck her in the pussy with that condom. So now there's a potentially bloody asshole & vagina with a bacterial vaginal infection in the mix.

    She ended up finishing me up with some head and that was great as always, but the lack of transparency and communication on the other things really left me frustrated and left a sour smell in my nose. LOL.

    Anyways, it seems her mental health has been declining and her use of certain party drugs (GHB) seems to have increased. Her paranoia and her lack of communication regarding her physical status / wellbeing, is not cool and potentially harmful.

    Maybe your mileage might vary but having had known her from previous visits, this visit was jarring to say the least. I really hope she gets the help she needs.

    I figured ya'll should know and make a fully informed decision.

  5. #6436

    I'll remember that when you're buying your next car

    Dude, I've been burned so many times over so many years, it was a reason why I took a Hiatus from The Hobby. Lackluster service, Tales of freaky action when it was less than Ned Flanders vanilla, trust me I just want to jump in the saddle and ride but, these days with all the bullshit I'd rather grab all the intel I can before I go diving in headfirst into an unknown Abyss.

    Quote Originally Posted by SFVsag  [View Original Post]
    Since you picked apart the one post commenting on any of these gals, I would suggest you bite the bullet and pony up the green stuff to find out on your own.

  6. #6435

    I pretty much can think

    Flaking but yeah I'm checking.

    Quote Originally Posted by Eponymously  [View Original Post]
    HX accounts start at Level 0. If you look on her profile, she's moved down to -1, which means that she has gotten negative ratings. Check her network and message the raters if you want more info. Most likely you're looking at being flaky in the best case, actively looking to harm people in some way in the worst case.

  7. #6434
    Quote Originally Posted by HookerHunter  [View Original Post]
    Okay fellow mongers.

    I could use information on the following ladies.

    GFE? BBFS? Those are the basics, but whatever else you guys can add and if why'all know that would be greatly appreciated.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/swxxtestlub

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LisaBailey

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Tidyheidi

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Littlebrat

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JeweLsGoLd

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/tightandtinyfun
    Since you picked apart the one post commenting on any of these gals, I would suggest you bite the bullet and pony up the green stuff to find out on your own.

  8. #6433
    Quote Originally Posted by JamesD2004  [View Original Post]
    The Abby / Flynn with a lot of other handles that I met a few times is older than 23, taller than 5'3. Used to hang out in La Jolla, and OC. Very clean hotels, excellently kept body, elegant, GFE and CIM, which is a surprise.
    I wouldn't take the age statement / measurements too seriously. It's the same girl with the same very prominent tattoos, and same technique where she keeps milking you as you finish. She's probably a little jaded about being back in CA so attitude may be YMMV.

  9. #6432
    Quote Originally Posted by HookerHunter  [View Original Post]
    Can you define a little better, or do you know? I don't really trust how that rating system goes.
    HX accounts start at Level 0. If you look on her profile, she's moved down to -1, which means that she has gotten negative ratings. Check her network and message the raters if you want more info. Most likely you're looking at being flaky in the best case, actively looking to harm people in some way in the worst case.

  10. #6431

    Well a few down

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Swxxt. She a -1, enough said unless you want to be a statistic.
    Can you define a little better, or do you know? I don't really trust how that rating system goes.

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    LisaBailey. No, she wll out you on hx and the clubs.
    OMG is that actually still a fucking thing? Like, who the fuck cares just change the fucking burner number and and your handle.

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Tidyheidi. No.
    Somehow that one reminded me of The Bugs Bunny gif.

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    JewelsGold. Yes if ya got current papers and 600-100 more for BBFS on top of the hrly donation. She left hx for PD to get for GPS there.
    She got to hung up on her name I see.

    Many thanks hapa, after a long Hiatus and getting back in the game it looks like I've got. More Hiatus time LOL.

  11. #6430
    Quote Originally Posted by HookerHunter  [View Original Post]
    Okay fellow mongers.

    I could use information on the following ladies.

    GFE? BBFS? Those are the basics, but whatever else you guys can add and if why'all know that would be greatly appreciated.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/swxxtestlub

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LisaBailey

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Tidyheidi

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Littlebrat

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JeweLsGoLd

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/tightandtinyfun
    Swxxt. She a -1, enough said unless you want to be a statistic.

    LisaBailey. No, she wll out you on hx and the clubs.

    Tidyheidi. No.

    JewelsGold. Yes if ya got current papers and 600-100 more for BBFS on top of the hrly donation. She left hx for PD to get for GPS there.

  12. #6429

    Peach3

    Yep I saw peach3 today from booker gray. Why hasn't anyone mentioned the killer massage she gives? LOL. One guy has already put out a really glowing reviewing on her and I agree with it so I'm just going to add to that a little bit. Like Goodboy said she is the definition of a spinner. She has a nice silver-blonde short hair going and I think it suits her. Understands english really well but can't speak it. My session went with 30 minutes massage and 30 minutes FS. Wouldn't call it a dfk but we did make out. I'm guessing she's the type to warm up to you for full on dfk. I'd put her in mid 30's but I could be wrong her make up was done really well and she looked cute. Definitely will be seeing her again. I'd recommend for anyone into short spinner types.

  13. #6428

    Tall list I know

    Okay fellow mongers.

    I could use information on the following ladies.

    GFE? BBFS? Those are the basics, but whatever else you guys can add and if why'all know that would be greatly appreciated.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/swxxtestlub

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LisaBailey

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Tidyheidi

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Littlebrat

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JeweLsGoLd

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/tightandtinyfun

  14. #6427
    Quote Originally Posted by LazyLion  [View Original Post]
    She had a previous handle?

    For look and body, Kendra is smoking hot. But my experience with her was meh, attitude was bland, no daty, no dfk, no fiv.
    My experience was different. I had seen her under the old handles so I expected the same service. I did get DFK, had her finish me with a BBBJTCIM on first round. Second round, I fucked and finished in the bag. She gained some rona weight but body is still alright. It was just perfect before.

  15. #6426
    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyChill  [View Original Post]
    Saw lily from kwapvibe and honestly was disappointed. I like my girls slim and she was definitely not it. She's not at all fat but she has some chubs on her and some roundness to her face and zero ass. Her back bird thing tattoo looked cool tho. All else BBBJ was lackluster and no dfk. Also very minimal english. The entire time I was with her she used a translator app. Personality wise she's very talkative which is good considering I can be awkward if I don't find them attractive.

    Anybody have a recommendation for an absolute banger of a slim body from one of these korean agencies?

    So far I've gathered.

    Pepsi.

    Mistress x.

    And hana.

    Are the top girls everyones recommended so far. Please correct me if I'm wrong too if these three arent slim LOL.

    TIA!
    As someone else pointed out MisX isn't skinny. Pepsi is but beware she's approaching grandma age and as such you have to accept saggy skin regardless of her thin frame. Hana is thin but if I'm to be honest she's not like WOW WOW thin, she's a little curvier than her pictures let on. In fact I personally think Hana just barely passes the bar for being titled a "spinner". If you want super skinny tight spinner then I would say Peach3 is the most extreme case, a true spinner less than 90 lbs but she's another one getting up in years. I'd have to guess near 40 (if not over). For young AND skinny, I have to agree with Chorum on Elle from ca-kdolls. Also echoing Stella, she has an awesome body (relative to her tall height). Stella is a bit bigger than my personal taste because I'm not tall and like my girls shorter than me, but by proportion Stella might just have the most impressive figure of any I've seen, a true model quality girl.

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