Massage Parlor Reports

[Lamarr]

Overall Cool experience with Angelina. Stunning, remarkable body. In this hobby, I'd put her close to unicorn status. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen a hotter body come to think of it. I think people don't rave about her body because it is almost precisely proportional to her complete lack of personality or massage skills lmao. So the experience is like a net 5. At one point I asked her to press harder on my back and she even made a grunting noise, pushing with all her might and it felt like a small bird hopping on my back. It was actually pretty uncanny. She talks in a monotone, no sense of humor to be found and she does this weird tick where she takes like a solid 2 beats before she answers your questions. On the phone I thought it was a delay but then she did it irl too. It's like she's a robot computing the answers. Fascinating.

Anyways, not sure what all is on the table. I got standard handshake. But the view as others have said is stunning. 69 position and you are just starring face to face into the abyss arby's roast beef. Pretty cool. It makes you contemplate this existential crisis we call human existence. Super nice jugs. They feel real but I think they're enhanced. Currently in a hotel in transient move. Enjoy I guess! Worth 1 time to see the roast beef for sure. You could go spelunking in there with some buddies.

Good report. Any links?

[TokyoJump1]

I decided to try out A-ACU in Warren. They reopened back in Warren. Just 1 lady working and the massage was good (not the best, but it was still very good). She is a very funny person.

I did get a HE from there. Just a HJ and she played around with junior and my balls. She explicitly told me that nothing more is on the menu.

I would repeat mainly because I like the location and the actual massage was very good. Personally I don't care too much for HJ, and I would prefer a BJ.

[Firemanoh]

Went to meet up with Jenny today at her new place. Unfortunately, she was not available. I guess she was not in today. Got a massage with Lisa. Lots of teasing, but nothing to finish off. Kept telling me "maybe next time" did let me do a little bit of feel OTC.

[Member #6291]

Overall Cool experience with Angelina. Stunning, remarkable body. In this hobby, I'd put her close to unicorn status. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen a hotter body come to think of it. I think people don't rave about her body because it is almost precisely proportional to her complete lack of personality or massage skills lmao. So the experience is like a net 5. At one point I asked her to press harder on my back and she even made a grunting noise, pushing with all her might and it felt like a small bird hopping on my back. It was actually pretty uncanny. She talks in a monotone, no sense of humor to be found and she does this weird tick where she takes like a solid 2 beats before she answers your questions. On the phone I thought it was a delay but then she did it irl too. It's like she's a robot computing the answers. Fascinating.

Anyways, not sure what all is on the table. I got standard handshake. But the view as others have said is stunning. 69 position and you are just starring face to face into the abyss arby's roast beef. Pretty cool. It makes you contemplate this existential crisis we call human existence. Super nice jugs. They feel real but I think they're enhanced. Currently in a hotel in transient move. Enjoy I guess! Worth 1 time to see the roast beef for sure. You could go spelunking in there with some buddies.

[Malaklypse]

Don't want to start rumors but thought she passed away. I'm sure one of the two did.

Yeah Cat passed as far as I know.

[Malaklypse]

I know Cat passed away a few years ago. Don't' know about Joyce.

Yeah it was sad that she passed. She was super nice.

[Cedd81]

Intrested. Please PM me.

Interested as well.

[SpasRhealing]

Intrested. Please PM me.

Interested also please pm.

[RayLatoole]

Don't want to start rumors but thought she passed away. I'm sure one of the two did.

I know Cat passed away a few years ago. Don't' know about Joyce.

[Sachsti1]

I have a UTR massage lady that's looking for a few good men to add to her client list. Mid 40's my guess. Big breasts, thin body, decent looks, sexy, besides BBBJCIMWS other options. And a down right great massage. Has a table in her nice home 10 Mile and I-94 area.

Message me if interested. UTR trades accepted.

RMan.

Intrested. Please PM me.

[Guyneedsfun]

Anybody know if Joyce is still around. Saw her back in the day with Cat. If she is and you still have contact let me know. Lost the number ages ago.

Don't want to start rumors but thought she passed away. I'm sure one of the two did.

[Josh8]

Was browsing Eros, curious if anyone has tried Ashley Duncan (her name on site).

Price is right, seems TGTBT.

I did a search on the forums and got nothing.

Do you have a link?

I couldn't find this name in Eros Michigan.

[Member #6244]

Looking for a utr busty provider who doesn't mind roaming. Idc if it DIY, I've seen just about every busty provider out there the past 6 years and I'm willing to trade info. Inbox me!

[Darwin2000]

Was browsing Eros, curious if anyone has tried Ashley Duncan (her name on site).

Price is right, seems TGTBT.

I did a search on the forums and got nothing.

Yeah if anyone has heard anything I'm also curious. I prefer an independent and attractive massage experience. Also open to other suggestions. Thanks why'all.

[RManRMan]

For people who have been to her new place in Redford, how is.

The area, is it safe?

You mean The Jack Shack. LOL Yes it's safe. (Thinking of the movie Marathon Man). Yeah safe, it's a garage converted to a Jack Shack in her backyard. Her mother owns most of the houses on the block and her renters are apparently cool with the goings on it seems. Lisa is to die for, but limited in the service she provides. Neighborhood is safe suburban not far off 8 Mile. You can park your car in the backyard if you want and she shuts gate behind you. The whole thing is a little too close to home (hers) for my liking. Like meeting her teenage son. Just a little too weird. And the garage is just too cheesy / cheap. Personally I liked it better when she setup in hotels. But maybe that's just me.