Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 04-13-21 18:01

Originally Posted by Laxus4848 [View Original Post]

If the massage is $40, and they request $140 for HE or FS, do you still tip on top of that? Or is the $140 sufficient?

Remember, none of the 40 goes to the girl. And of the tip, only 50% goes to the girl. So 140 means 280. In your hypothetical, you giver her 280, but deduct the 40 for the house as that would be redundant, so you are at 240, now of the 240, one-half goes to the house so you have to get to 140 for her, so you add on an extra 20 back for her.

In math terms if X is the amount of the tip she requests, and if why is the door fee, you need to pay the girl 2 times X minus one-half of why.

So 260 plus the 40 for the door. You have paid 300, the house gets 40 plus one half of the tip, less the 40 already collected, so 130. The girl keeps the remaining 130.

Feel free to print this out in case there is some complaint.

**Faren451** · 04-13-21 17:10

Originally Posted by Manon1 [View Original Post]

Hello. Tried to post this in a different section but didn't get much feed back. I am curious if anyone has experience with any ladies below:

Chrissy in Noho:

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9416633.html

Sofia in West LA:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/122811

Thanks!

Chrissy in NoHo: she's been running the same ad for 15 years with same photos that says, "Nice guys only". Pretty heavy set 50 year old lady. She gives a 20 minute rushed massage / hand job. You can tell she hates doing this. She does give you a shower afterwards. Mildly attractive lady. I can't even remember if I touched her boobs or if I even wanted to. Oh, she does one of those hand jobs where she gets as far away from you as possible, almost down by your ankles. Gives you a mutual shower afterwards which is soso.

Sofia: Never been, but she's been using those pics for at least 10 years. Tell these old timer providers to update their pics every 10 years please!

**Laxus4848** · 04-13-21 15:03

If the massage is $40, and they request $140 for HE or FS, do you still tip on top of that? Or is the $140 sufficient?

**PlayerN818** · 04-13-21 10:36

Originally Posted by Hm2142 [View Original Post]

Anyone tried this place in NoHo?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/200884

Check out the San Fernando Valley thread. There are a few posts on it.

**Hm2142** · 04-12-21 17:26

Anyone tried this place in NoHo?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/200884

**LordUche** · 04-11-21 22:52

Will be in LA for the first time in July, (coming from NC).

Not new to the monger game but will be in new territory, Any places that for sure offer FS? Please feel free to Reply or PM.

**Manon1** · 04-11-21 22:42

Hello. Tried to post this in a different section but didn't get much feed back. I am curious if anyone has experience with any ladies below:

Chrissy in Noho:

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...y/9416633.html

Sofia in West LA:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/122811

Thanks!

**PeaceMillion** · 04-11-21 22:24

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So here is a rundown of the current staff at goldfinger:

1. Angela. I think works Tues. Through sat. Looks like the coco that was there. Petite, tight fucken body. No way she is over 35. Will get down near nekkid. Will not take off her mask. Stood too far away to see if she had a Bush and shit. Will do what the limit allows to get you off. Does not finger the asshole, but has good dickwork skills.

2. Penny. Sat, sun and Mon. Taller and she did take off her mask. Not as hot as Angela, but more than clinically acceptable. Small tits, but nice Bush. Decent dickwork. Her face is neat under the mask. I would like to have her go down on me and nut on her face.

3. kiki. Only clinically acceptable. Tall, slim, ferociously pointy nipples. Has that bullshit 30 day shadow Bush. Not good dickwork at all. Her sister works there too.

All the rest are 1874 types.

Also, who was the shithead in the USA mask I saw the other night. Take off your fucken mask when you get past the bar door. Idiot. Also, the other night I saw some asshole in a white KN95 mask that was as big as a cereal bowl standing in the lobby like he was waiting for a plane to land. You fucken walk right in.

Is Angela a bit tall and have short kinda wavy hair? Also very good size tits? Because I just saw a Korean Angela and she had some really good cfs to offer. I can only wonder how bb would feel with her.

**PriscillaM** · 04-11-21 20:23

Originally Posted by StarsTunna [View Original Post]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/213125

Has anyone tried this place in west LA, and is the service with sauna any good?

The place is a full service latina equivalent of the old shamu exhibit at sea world.

You call or text ahead. You go upstairs at santa monica and westgate. Not the thai place. The one over, across from the target.

A kind of latina girl will ask how you heard about the place. I suppose you can say that it was on the vaccine website. But she just wants to hear the word internet.

You can ask for an hour, but she will send you a cautionary memo to the effect that you will only need a half hour. You pay, I think it is 60 for a half, and her dog, which is the worst need of a distemper shot will nearly jump over the counter.

She lets you in and the room has a like a rain shower and I think I saw a sauna. The last guy who used the equipment was the first guy.

As you undress a fat latina with the same positive demeanor and attitude as an orderly in an ebola ward will come in. You will not need to practice combat tactics, she will go for your nuts and negotiate kind of like a suicide bomber. It is 120 to fuck they do not offer anything else.

She will hike up her skirt and you will follow the folds into her pussy.

She will rush you.

As you can probably tell, I do not recommend.

**PriscillaM** · 04-11-21 20:18

Originally Posted by PropLA [View Original Post]

I wanted to add to the forum, but these are only for HE spots with good massage. IMO, I'd rather pay for a kgirl or find a girl on HX than take my chances on an AMP. But sometimes I'm just in the mood for a massage and HE so I'd love to find some more reliable places / girls who provide both (but not FS).

I've found the best places for HOT young girls are in BH or NoHo. There used to be some places in Pasadena but the quality has gone downhill. Angel Spa on Huntington has a petite girl named Nikky who has a tight spinner body. Lux Spa has Vivian and Lily who are 30's, cute, and are both great with their hands.

I'm happy to trade info on others.

My favorite FS place was on Laurel Canyon north of Magnolia -- and this goes back about 15 years. This is one of 2 places who would actually offer a lineup to me. Latina & Asian girls and I never saw a girl there older than 26. Does anyone remember this place?

The place on laurel was called wellness healing. It had rooms as big as a movie theater. The girls there were supernatural. There was a latina there that literally made my dick speak spanish. It was there for maybe 6 months?

**Crimsonquiggs** · 04-11-21 17:48

Originally Posted by Freebee1237 [View Original Post]

So I am new to LA and am not used to anything more than a lackluster HJ where I come from. If I go to a place is it usually in 30 minute increments? I'm reading the reviews and it seems that the fun part starts pretty soon into the massage. If infinti before my allotted time is over will I get a chance at another pop? This would be at a more FS type place.

Obviously this is from my own experience, but I'd think it very unlikely any FS MP will allow multiple pops. I've had a few HE type places that have done multiple pops, but even that was only after having seen the girl previously and developing a pleasant rapport.

**PropLA** · 04-10-21 22:01

I wanted to add to the forum, but these are only for HE spots with good massage. IMO, I'd rather pay for a kgirl or find a girl on HX than take my chances on an AMP. But sometimes I'm just in the mood for a massage and HE so I'd love to find some more reliable places / girls who provide both (but not FS).

I've found the best places for HOT young girls are in BH or NoHo. There used to be some places in Pasadena but the quality has gone downhill. Angel Spa on Huntington has a petite girl named Nikky who has a tight spinner body. Lux Spa has Vivian and Lily who are 30's, cute, and are both great with their hands.

I'm happy to trade info on others.

My favorite FS place was on Laurel Canyon north of Magnolia -- and this goes back about 15 years. This is one of 2 places who would actually offer a lineup to me. Latina & Asian girls and I never saw a girl there older than 26. Does anyone remember this place?

**StarsTunna** · 04-10-21 14:05

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/213125

Has anyone tried this place in west LA, and is the service with sauna any good?

**Freebee1237** · 04-10-21 07:40

So I am new to LA and am not used to anything more than a lackluster HJ where I come from. If I go to a place is it usually in 30 minute increments? I'm reading the reviews and it seems that the fun part starts pretty soon into the massage. If infinti before my allotted time is over will I get a chance at another pop? This would be at a more FS type place.

**Hm2142** · 04-10-21 07:09

I'm new to the art of massage parlors and I figured this was the best place to try and find some decent locations. Preferably West Hollywood area and, if possible, mention if they have caucasian masseuses. Appreciate it!