Massage Parlor Reports

**PoorOldMan** · 04-10-21 19:07

Originally Posted by WestSidePunter [View Original Post]

She is at least 50. I saw her 5 years ago or so and would have placed her in her late 40's then.

Well that is better than the 99 on her profile. LOL.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 04-10-21 16:39

Jessica at Sunshine just joined the club. She's not a spinner, standing at least 5'8" in her bare feet, but she wears her weight well and has better than avg upstairs. Gave me about 20 minutes of a reasonable body rub. I won't call it a massage. And then spent the rest of our time loudly moaning as we slapped skin (also loudly) in ACG and Mish. YMMV.

**Rastala** · 04-10-21 16:27

Revisited EZ near DMV the other day.

Anna, not so good looking but massage was fair. I really miss good firm massages. 1 for CBJ but was fun. She was tired with all the turns we took on the table.

Talking about good massages, the one in aloha was good and the next in Cornell near kaady. If you know of good firm massages this side, please let me know.

**Member #6532** · 04-10-21 14:50

Originally Posted by CreamPieSeeker [View Original Post]

I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?

Typo. It is mid / late 40's. Also she is a tall, hwp with few extra pounds. You will feel that weight during the b2 b rub on the back and a bit uncomfortable if you are small.

**Trux1** · 04-10-21 14:06

Originally Posted by CreamPieSeeker [View Original Post]

I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?

There is no chance is in her 30's.

**WestSidePunter** · 04-10-21 13:33

Originally Posted by CreamPieSeeker [View Original Post]

I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?

She is at least 50. I saw her 5 years ago or so and would have placed her in her late 40's then.

**Trux1** · 04-10-21 01:23

Starting from the south end, here's all the ones on or just off 99.

Spa Vancouver.

Gold Star.

Asian touch.

Red sun.

Vista.

Sports.

Venus.

Zen.

Maya.

American-Asian.

Veela.

Tranquility.

Lucky.

I feel like I left one out. Those are all within a 2 mile stretch. American Asian, Asian Touch are don't bothers.

**CreamPieSeeker** · 04-10-21 00:20

I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?

Originally Posted by TPhilips123 [View Original Post]

Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena

**WinterWonder** · 04-10-21 00:15

I love the MP scene here in Portland. But I miss kgirls aamp style services that are available in plenty in Bay Area. I sometimes fly to the bay for the same reason. Hopefully someday we get the same service here.

**Trux1** · 04-09-21 22:55

Originally Posted by ForFun02 [View Original Post]

She is terrible. Not a good massage / body rub at all. She even tried an up sell and was overall irritated when I said no. She barely went thru the motions after that. I couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I literally got up off the table and walked out five minutes after I laid down.

**Wagnerb** · 04-09-21 22:40

Originally Posted by TPhilips123 [View Original Post]

New girl is Jessica. Mid 30, athletic body, perfect C twins (not implants like Lansi). 1. 4 boom boom everything safe. Her translated french was top notch and she doesn't quit until you stop her.

Asked for Lala but she mentioned that Lala is no longer working there. Atleast that is what I understood from her limited english. I visited twice this week and both the times Lala was not there. If anyone is looking for only Lala then do call them before the visit.

I've seen Jessica a few times at Sunshine, with her rubbing her body on me, just to boost the anticipation some more, before the party hat goes on. The last time, though, she was totally into it and just slipped it in. Dang, within a few strokes I was filling her up (hey, I wasn't expecting VIP treatment that day), and she just kept going, squelching all the while. When she wanted me on top for round two, I guess she came to her senses and slipped on the rubber; kind of too late for that, but whatever, so I shot another load from mish position. I wonder if my next visit will be just as surprising.

**ForFun02** · 04-09-21 13:58

Originally Posted by Dracer66 [View Original Post]

Total rip-off. Not a very good massage and advertises body rub. Not.

I guess I should have inquired here first.

https://portland.rubratings.com/215356

She is terrible. Not a good massage / body rub at all. She even tried an up sell and was overall irritated when I said no. She barely went thru the motions after that. I couldn't get out of there quick enough.

**PriceIsRight39** · 04-09-21 13:15

Originally Posted by PoorOldMan [View Original Post]

She is worth the admission price, IMO. I saw her three times pre-COVID, decent massage and great finish. Did the nuru with her once and that was fun.

I see she is advertising more now, she must be trying to pay for the milking table she has been advertising. One thing for certain she is laid back and not a ratchet-jaw.

Ratchet jaw. LOL. Main reason I avoid the other " massage therapist " on TNA.

**PoorOldMan** · 04-09-21 09:30

Originally Posted by TPhilips123 [View Original Post]

Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena

She is worth the admission price, IMO. I saw her three times pre-COVID, decent massage and great finish. Did the nuru with her once and that was fun.

I see she is advertising more now, she must be trying to pay for the milking table she has been advertising. One thing for certain she is laid back and not a ratchet-jaw.

**Member #6532** · 04-09-21 03:27

Originally Posted by NewGuy253 [View Original Post]

Any info on these two? Wondering if the reviews they have on TNA are accurate.

Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena