Massage Parlor Reports

[CreamPieSeeker]

I've never seen her but her pics make her look over 50. Are you confident about your estimate?

Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena

[WinterWonder]

I love the MP scene here in Portland. But I miss kgirls aamp style services that are available in plenty in Bay Area. I sometimes fly to the bay for the same reason. Hopefully someday we get the same service here.

[Trux1]

She is terrible. Not a good massage / body rub at all. She even tried an up sell and was overall irritated when I said no. She barely went thru the motions after that. I couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I literally got up off the table and walked out five minutes after I laid down.

[Wagnerb]

New girl is Jessica. Mid 30, athletic body, perfect C twins (not implants like Lansi). 1. 4 boom boom everything safe. Her translated french was top notch and she doesn't quit until you stop her.

Asked for Lala but she mentioned that Lala is no longer working there. Atleast that is what I understood from her limited english. I visited twice this week and both the times Lala was not there. If anyone is looking for only Lala then do call them before the visit.

I've seen Jessica a few times at Sunshine, with her rubbing her body on me, just to boost the anticipation some more, before the party hat goes on. The last time, though, she was totally into it and just slipped it in. Dang, within a few strokes I was filling her up (hey, I wasn't expecting VIP treatment that day), and she just kept going, squelching all the while. When she wanted me on top for round two, I guess she came to her senses and slipped on the rubber; kind of too late for that, but whatever, so I shot another load from mish position. I wonder if my next visit will be just as surprising.

[ForFun02]

Total rip-off. Not a very good massage and advertises body rub. Not.

I guess I should have inquired here first.

https://portland.rubratings.com/215356

She is terrible. Not a good massage / body rub at all. She even tried an up sell and was overall irritated when I said no. She barely went thru the motions after that. I couldn't get out of there quick enough.

[PriceIsRight39]

She is worth the admission price, IMO. I saw her three times pre-COVID, decent massage and great finish. Did the nuru with her once and that was fun.

I see she is advertising more now, she must be trying to pay for the milking table she has been advertising. One thing for certain she is laid back and not a ratchet-jaw.

Ratchet jaw. LOL. Main reason I avoid the other " massage therapist " on TNA.

[PoorOldMan]

Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena

She is worth the admission price, IMO. I saw her three times pre-COVID, decent massage and great finish. Did the nuru with her once and that was fun.

I see she is advertising more now, she must be trying to pay for the milking table she has been advertising. One thing for certain she is laid back and not a ratchet-jaw.

[Member #6532]

Any info on these two? Wondering if the reviews they have on TNA are accurate.

Helena. Mid / late 30's, curvy, nice round bottom, other details in website. Visited during mid covid season so there was a temp check at the doorway. Opted for ER Plus option. B2 b rub on your back, little bit of teasing while face down. On the flip, mix of untranslated French and Russian, roaming allowed above waste only, ended jtcm. Finished everything in less than 40 min and she offered a shower not mutual. Before covid I heard from her that she was open to cfs for extra roses but due to covid all that is off limits.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?89033-Miss-Helena

[Drex Diggler2]

What you guys think the best and worst times of the day are to go?

I have found later on Sunday evenings, Monday Evenings to be the best.

[RamblinJavlin]

Most any day during regular work hours. Monday and Tuesday are good nights to go. I drove by all the hwy 99 spots twice around 8 last night and only a couple had client cars parked there. Saturday and Sunday mornings when they open are good.

I use the off hours drive by to learn whose cars are associated with employees and who's belong to the manager. Some spots are awesome when the boss isn't around.

Many places only work one person during the day on weekends. Great time to learn whose day off it is. Talk with the ladies a bit, too, if you are there when they aren't busy. They tend to really appreciate daylight work.

Okay, I appreciate it.

I Went to Naito. The girl was young and really attractive, but the only thing she was down with was an HJ. I took it. She gave a decent back massage and I left. She said her name Cherry.

As I was leaving I saw another girl, older, but still attractive. I'll give it another shot at some point, as I've heard many good things. I just hate the guessing game. The gas station didn't take any guess work. I was in like Flynn.

[Trux1]

What you guys think the best and worst times of the day are to go?

Most any day during regular work hours. Monday and Tuesday are good nights to go. I drove by all the hwy 99 spots twice around 8 last night and only a couple had client cars parked there. Saturday and Sunday mornings when they open are good.

I use the off hours drive by to learn whose cars are associated with employees and who's belong to the manager. Some spots are awesome when the boss isn't around.

Many places only work one person during the day on weekends. Great time to learn whose day off it is. Talk with the ladies a bit, too, if you are there when they aren't busy. They tend to really appreciate daylight work.

[Joepdx]

I thought Sunshine had the same owner as 138th & Sandy? Have things changed?

A couple years ago, Sunshine had a couple of the youngest and best looking therapists around, but it was strictly legit, the doors were kept cracked open at all times with the owner continually snooping around.

Blue Moon.

There's also Sunshine Massage off Powell, but I've never had a happy ending there the two times I've visited. The woman handed me the oil and encouraged me to jerk myself off. The massage was good.

If anyone has recon on Blue moon, I'd like to hear it. I've been there twice and the massage was great, and the happy endings were quality HJ's, but I never got more than that.

[Benson008]

What you guys think the best and worst times of the day are to go?

I try to avoid noon and 5 especially on Fridays. The best time is not those times.

[RamblinJavlin]

What you guys think the best and worst times of the day are to go?

[Drex Diggler2]

It's a massage parlor thread, not Asian. As far as helping others avoid spending hundreds of unnecessary dollars all body rub providers should be reviewed here. That ripoff artist rylynne below is a great example.

If you go to an AMP and it's not great you can always just leave $5 or no tip and you are not really out anything. Going to these expensive white women (mostly in Vancouver) and spending hundreds on a HJ is a painful lesson.

Key words there "Massage Parlor". There is a ripoff thread, a escort thread, a TNA thread, just for those "bodyrub" ripoff artists. Especially since most of them charge "Escort" prices. Now if these women had a massage parlor, then hell yeah review them in this section for sure.