Escort Reports

**JakeMan2020** · 04-09-21 23:43

Hello mongers, let me tell you a story.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it. " - Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China.

I had no sooner that comes down off my "fog headedness" and day of debauchery with my first ever Menage A Trois, with a tiny blond spinner chaser, not even 2 hours later. All of a sudden I get a message from my bro at Vickster suggesting I try "the Asians in Hillsboro. ".

So, I did. I looked up the reference and found this:

https://nashville.rubratings.com/201709

I showed up at the hotel. Not bad actually. Private. She was shy. Barely spoke English. Definitely not the woman in the pics. But not bad. Definitely a spinner. Probably later 30's. Now I like Chinese girls for various reasons. I thought about good 'ol Jack Burton in that moment, when he said, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it," except I was ready to say, "Give me your best shot babe. I can take it!

She asked me to get comfy so I did. She then said, "You like sucky sucky?

Oh hell yeah. I almost expected her to say "Me love you LOOONG TIME. ".

Anyway. Great experience overall. Note she does some weird kegel shit when you are in her. I think she is trying to make herself super tight and fake cum. She fake cummed once and peed on me. I mean, I dig it, but overall not cool. Damage was $. 6 for the hour.

Anyhoo, great time. I have another review to share soon. How does "Jakeman2020" do it? As good 'ol Jack Burton used to say, "It's all in the wrist. ".

**TheRocketeer** · 04-09-21 23:30

Originally Posted by RogueReviewer1 [View Original Post]

I decided to try this one again. And can confirm. She still sucks. No BJ. No hand job. Attitude has gotten worse since last time. Spent first 5 minutes texting. Spent most of the visit avoiding sex and when it finally happened she still won't let you go all the way in unless you slam it in on her. (Was getting frustrated and stopped caring). I highly recommend AGAINST seeing this one, unless you just want a short thick asian. Honestly you're just wasting time and money on this one, but if anyone else has something else, lmk.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...982/6154845024

If she isn't giving a BJ or HJ, and spends most the time avoiding FS, what the hell is the visit?

**NashFitZilla** · 04-09-21 23:14

I have often make the same mistake twice (sometimes 3 x's) just to make sure

Originally Posted by RogueReviewer1 [View Original Post]

I decided to try this one again. And can confirm. She still sucks. No BJ. No hand job. Attitude has gotten worse since last time. Spent first 5 minutes texting. Spent most of the visit avoiding sex and when it finally happened she still won't let you go all the way in unless you slam it in on her. (Was getting frustrated and stopped caring). I highly recommend AGAINST seeing this one, unless you just want a short thick asian. Honestly you're just wasting time and money on this one, but if anyone else has something else, lmk.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...982/6154845024

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**PervySensei0** · 04-09-21 12:20

Originally Posted by RogueReviewer1 [View Original Post]

So I saw this out of town asian who was visiting. She is short and thick. Probably about 10 to 20 pounds heavier than she appears in her pictures, but she is young 20's, so it's not bad weight at all. Definitely no rolls or excess fat or stretch marks. Just means she's a asian with a bit of ass, stomach and thighs, but Definitely not fat.

Performance wise. Meh. She doesn't give blowjobs. Not even covered. Barely does handjob. So you will have to get yourself hard. Not a problem for me. Sex wise, she will do just about any position, issue is she can't take dick too well. She even has her own lube and that barely helped. Like she will spend a good amount of time stopping you from going all the way in. Leaning away in doggy. Not lifting her legs in missionary to stop you from going in. I don't think I'm huge, but half the time was just the head in and her squirming to avoid the rest of the dick. She really doesn't let you go deep in her without a struggle, which kind of makes the whole situation stressful.

I don't think she's going to be doing this much longer. Like an escort who doesn't give head and can't really handle penetration. Personality wise, she doesn't seem like she belong in this line of work. I really don't think she is going to be doing this long. So if you have a fantasy of getting it in with a short thick asian, hit her up soon. If you are expect a class B or A Performance, avoid her at all cost. You might come out thinking you wasted your time and cash. Her prices are higher than norms as well.

Nice girl. Really nice girl. Great body. Pretty face. But definitely not cut for this line of work.

https://superasian.com.listcrawler.e...ille/60622373/

I decided to try this one again. And can confirm. She still sucks. No BJ. No hand job. Attitude has gotten worse since last time. Spent first 5 minutes texting. Spent most of the visit avoiding sex and when it finally happened she still won't let you go all the way in unless you slam it in on her. (Was getting frustrated and stopped caring). I highly recommend AGAINST seeing this one, unless you just want a short thick asian. Honestly you're just wasting time and money on this one, but if anyone else has something else, lmk.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...982/6154845024

**GreyDaddyInTN** · 04-09-21 00:38

What's interesting is that she looks like one of the redhead cam gals featured on Stream Mate.

Originally Posted by YellowJacket [View Original Post]

Latina but pure white skin and red hair don't scream cinnamon girl to me.

**Xccess** · 04-08-21 23:54

Originally Posted by DeltaGuy73 [View Original Post]

I had decent encounter with one of Asian providers today. She is young, look to be early to mid 20's, nice like spinner body, maybe under 5'. Services was better than most, she seem to be real relaxed with me. All play is safe, just so damn much of that damn gel, she put so much on it was running down her leg when we was done, other than that it was a pretty good encounter. Her looks is in the range of 6, she has kind of a lazy eye & a few tattoos. PM me for more details.

Was this one tell you to go to Hillsboro address?.

**Vickster** · 04-08-21 22:22

Originally Posted by Traveler4321 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any experience with this one? She's been advertising a while now. I looked through here under Scarlett, fldidnt see much. Any info is greatly appreciated!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/57891678/#.

Trouble?. Early Dream for me. Tried forever got a shot? Good Personality? Smoke in room swigging from litre? Yes Litre half gone Jack!! Good service! Babby damage? After? We both feel asleep A Blk with (9 mm busted in Room monitor!! With two really young Droogs? Cussing wanting Room fee? I told him to fuck offshoot? Crazy? Black had a heavily tattooed face? Stupid on my part?

**DeltaGuy73** · 04-08-21 21:07

I had decent encounter with one of Asian providers today. She is young, look to be early to mid 20's, nice like spinner body, maybe under 5'. Services was better than most, she seem to be real relaxed with me. All play is safe, just so damn much of that damn gel, she put so much on it was running down her leg when we was done, other than that it was a pretty good encounter. Her looks is in the range of 6, she has kind of a lazy eye & a few tattoos. PM me for more details.

**Password1977** · 04-08-21 16:03

Originally Posted by DeOppressoLi5 [View Original Post]

Did she require the $20 deposit?

No. She did not ask for one.

**Murfreesboro69** · 04-08-21 12:49

Originally Posted by LuckySmile [View Original Post]

I had a nice visit with Amber today at a clean and decent incall near airport. What a sweet little gem! She has a fabulous personality, great people skills, smiles, flirts and makes you believe you're something special. She was clean, and has been clean for a while and cleaning up some of her past. BBBJ, Cim, COF, DATY and some LFK. Nice big round breasts, smooth skin and did I mention the flirting and smiling? Great eye contact and begged me to COF in that southern drawl. It was a very nice dream!

I will repeat. Damage was $ . 8. Not rushed and felt like I was her only priority.

Any chance you can PM me that contact info as well? Sounds like a good time.

**NashFitZilla** · 04-08-21 10:03

I'm not sure what the requirement is on Adult Search to be "verified" but If you do a google search on this number you will find this same ad is in Texas, Florida, etc.

Google is a good tool to use when trying to do your research. In this case the low rate and direct but somewhat broken English definitely raises a red flag for me. Scammers are on every board and its just part of it.

Anyway, sometimes you just have to TOFTT and report back here.

NFZ.

Originally Posted by Xhuyuan [View Original Post]

On the adult search, there is some 'verified' profiles. I wonder if that will make it less likely to be a scam?

This one in particular is quite cheap but 'verified'. Any suggestions?

https://adultsearch.com/tennessee/na...scorts/2345475

**YellowJacket** · 04-08-21 09:59

Originally Posted by Echoniner [View Original Post]

Broken English. The wording is too direct. And there's no way a girl is going to pay you for a good time.

Latina but pure white skin and red hair don't scream cinnamon girl to me.

**Xhuyuan** · 04-07-21 21:53

On the adult search, there is some 'verified' profiles. I wonder if that will make it less likely to be a scam?

This one in particular is quite cheap but 'verified'. Any suggestions?

https://adultsearch.com/tennessee/na...scorts/2345475

**Echoniner** · 04-07-21 21:05

Originally Posted by Xhuyuan [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I am new to this thing. I wonder if the posts of girls seeking man in the 'man up' escort list are legit or not?

I am thinking about this particular one.

https://manup.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ille/60610717/

Thanks.

Broken English. The wording is too direct. And there's no way a girl is going to pay you for a good time.

Through reverse image searching, I discovered this is some chick named Lauren Loves Robots.

**IslandGuy1999** · 04-07-21 19:29

Originally Posted by Xhuyuan [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I am new to this thing. I wonder if the posts of girls seeking man in the 'man up' escort list are legit or not?

I am thinking about this particular one.

https://manup.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ille/60610717/

Thanks.

I guess you could be, but does that girl look Latina to you?