Strip Club Reports

[Member #3933]

I want to report an interesting and enjoyable encounter with a girl who claimed last night was her first night "in the business. " .... Dirty blonde hair cut to shoulder length. Irish face. Almost a spinner. Not much on top (nice nips though) but maybe a little too much shape in the (firm! ) bucket to be so categorized. Some artwork just below her beltline and a shamrock tattoo between her shoulder blades. ....

Screwjack,

WOW,a great report about an evening you are sure to remember for a long, long time. She sounds like the kind of babe I'm always looking for, but have found only a few times.

I visited Cheater's two nights ago, I was in and out in 15 minutes as there was NOT ONE babe there who could have given me a booth. Before 8PM is the selection is better.

Your find sounds so rare I first questioned whether this report is TGTBT, but the experience is so, so rich I believe. I promise to do my share to capture those digits for you.

[Screwjack]

(If this double posts, I'm sorry. The site login timed out while I was composing my report. It doesn't look like the first one made it.)

First, a thanks to all of you "locals" here who made my visit possible. Always nice to know what to expect in terms of service and cost and I wasn't disappointed.

I want to report an interesting and enjoyable encounter with a girl who claimed last night was her first night "in the business. " Though generally skeptical of such claims, if this was an act to put one over on the client then it was at least interesting as it involved numerous apologies, questions about "how" and clumsiness to the point of falling off of her spike heals and through the swinging doors of the private booth! All this to my delight!

An apology to you all but I forgot her name. I should have asked again at the conclusion but my bad! Dirty blonde hair cut to shoulder length. Irish face. Almost a spinner. Not much on top (nice nips though) but maybe a little too much shape in the (firm! ) bucket to be so categorized. Some artwork just below her beltline and a shamrock tattoo between her shoulder blades. If you go this week, she'll be the one that doesn't know what to do on stage and stumbling around on the spikes.

Last night she was wearing a black vinyl outfit with red trim. Bikini top with a chrome ring connecting the (small) cups. Short "shorts". Almost, but not quite, bikini bottoms showing off a pair of tight and shapely cheeks.

She smiled and (in a conversational as opposed to "come on" way) asked my name. Down to business.

She asked a lot of questions about if I'd been there before, if I'd been to similar places before, what I wanted to do, etc. I thought she was feeling me out in terms of was I LEO but, in retrospect, I think her primary concern was that I would be disappointed when I found out that she didn't know what she was doing! She confessed it was her first night which put me on guard--was she willing to peform all the services (had they told her what the job really was? ) and made hesitate to ask directly. When I asked her what she had in mind she told me that "my pleasure was her sole focus. " Back and forth like this because I took to heart the advice about getting it all spelled out before proceeding. Anyhow the word games are all part of the play for me so I was fine with all of this.

Unfortunately, the drink girl got to us before we could conclude our negotiations. Add $16 for an unwanted can of Bud and a "shot of Henessey" for the girl plus a tip for the waitress who is just playing by club rules. I wasn't born yesterday but didn't feel like I should buck the system on a first visit. Once I paid off the waitress and we got back to business conversation resumed and we played more word games for a few minutes.

In the end, I could of avoided the surcharge if I'd just said "I want to (be fully served)". We would have been off to the booth in flash. But as I said I was enjoying the game. When I finally said, "I want to do as much as you're willing to do" she spelled it out for me directly--the usual fare for half and half plus the cost of the booth.

Once we'd agreed on the deed and tariff, she had to ask someone what we did next. Once we had the info, she used the ladies' while I bought the booth ticket from the bartender. The booths were all full, so she practiced her lap dances and sought my input as my hands roamed freely in the "Godiva Room" while we waited.

The "nude lounge) was another newbie mistake on my part. $10 wasted and action to speak of back there. I would have gotten the clothed dance time even if I was just standing against the wall in the main room but I'm guessing the doorman would have let us wait back there. Anyhow live and learn.

Once in the booth, she inquired whether or not it would bother me if she put her hair up. Truth be told, I prefer it down but she was nice enough to ask and I was so into her tight body and aware of the 15 minute time limit that I didn't think I was going to miss the gentle massage of her hair.

She asked what should happen next. I said nothing and just wrapped my arms around her, pulled her in close and kissed her neck. Things improved from there, but she still wasn't "pro" about it. (I keep mentioning this because it may appeal to some and turn off others. For me it was appealing. Almost like a clumsy high school car date.

A bit more roaming. I couldn't keep my hands off of her firm midsection, at least until I got a feel for her rock hard bum! Then I wished for four hands and it almost made we wish we'd had to wait longer for the booth since he didn't bother to charge me for her "training" out there. A bit more of this and I untied the the top and discovered that the nip's were top notch, very sensitive and quite tasty. Points for her for a) not being a smoker and be) not covering herself with the skanky perfume that strip clubs must buy in 55 gallon drums--I told her afterwards that avoiding the stuff sure makes it easier for a guy to go home! ) Boys who want them big will want to look elsewhere but I chose her because she's a contrast to my usual (and very tasty in it's own right) "home cooked" fare.

Once I started to suck on the topside she figured out what to do. She quickly wriggled out of the short shorts, removed my pants with more than a little assistance, and asked me what I wanted first. I opted for the oral argument. She spent two minutes digging in her pocketbook for the cover and then I had to show her how to put it on. At this point I'm wondering exactly what she meant when she said I was goign to be her first. I kidded her about not knowing how to apply it using her mouth but showed her the proper way and she went to work. Her performance here was satisfactory--and probably would have been excellent if it wasn't for the barrier of the "NATO" grade cover. She had no objection to my roaming hands so roam they did, making sure she was nice and ready for what was to come. She also didn't complain when I directed her motions by gently grabbing her pony tail.

All this was fine, but I have no shortage of this at home. I monger for variety, not for lack of. The cover was definitely interfering and she hasn't yet learned the tricks to compensate. Plus I was conscious of the clock because it seems like the kind of place where they're going to knock on the door. Anyhow I got up and without any coaxing on my part she bent forwards over the couch.

Things really got good from her on out. Let's just say that it isn't just her abs and ass that are tight. (I sure hope this lasts until next time so please, of all you, you'd hate this girl.) I'm slightly better equipped than average, but by no means massive. She called out an audible that can't be faked when I made my initial thrust.

And from that point on it was obvious that she did have some experience at this part because she was like the energizer bunny meeting my thrusts two-for one. Unfortunately, she also started what I believe to be the fake cries of passion that were totally different from the initial "release of breath" that she'd made. If she'd been more of experienced I might of asked her to stop faking it. It does nothing for me. I didn't want to put her off her game though. No real I'll effects from her fake sounds anyway. The tightness and enthusiasm really took their toll and I felt myself starting to lose it so I pulled out and told her to lay back. To my shame I finished about ten seconds after the (awkwardly carried out) flip to mish.

The end was nearly GFE. She thanked me for being patient with her and for being "good for her. " Told me she'd broken up with her BF and hadn't had any for three weeks and that I'd delivered what she needed. I told her that if we repeat down the road I'm capable of much better. Sorry if that sounds like a boast but I'm not used to having a hair trigger. Nervous about the time, my need to get back on the road and that tight, tight body all combined to my performing like a sailor on shore leave.

She encouraged me to come back next week and told me that she may have a cell phone by then. Not sure when I'll be able to repeat as I need to be discreet with both time and funds so if any of you mongers score a number from this one I'd appreciate the digits. With her permission of course. Tell her that the nice guy from Boston who was her first at the club wants em too. Proof of my ID: I told her that "everyone deserves to be treated kindly" after she thanked me for doing so. I would love to be able to arrange a date or two with her each month outside of the club. If nothing else so we can meet in an environment where I can do a better job! At least until I grow bored or you mongers wear her out.

Anyhow, to finish the story, while she'd putting her heels back on she falls out through the double doors. Gave the pushy girl I'd rejected earlier in the evening a good view of what she'd missed. Unfortunately for me, it wasn't showing in its best form. What can you do but smile? Her final words were that she wished she could just chill with me for the rest of the night instead of having to go out and meet more people. I believed her. It wasn't said in the way that a seasoned pro tries to butter you up for return business. She isn't finding it easy to do the sales part of the job. Fortunately for us, fulfillement seems to come naturally.

Sorry again for no name. If someone gets it, please post it. She's a treat so long as you don't seek a fully professional experience and can tolerate her inexperience. Once you get past it, she knows how to ride. Be gentle with one guys. It's rare that we get unspoiled talent and, unfortunately, it doesn't last long.

[Viejo]

...Currently my aim is to find a club with a comprehensive party package but I am open to any suggestions. I am looking for a more upscale club with friendly ladies that keep the hustle to a minimum....

The key phrase here is "comprehensive party package" - if that means that you are looking for a deal that bundles club admission/cover charges, food and a dedicated space for your group, then there are really only two clubs in Providence that might be able to provide all of that - Club Fantasies and The Foxy Lady. Desire is a smaller club, but is the most hospitable and customer friendly in town - it may have the capacity to offer a good package with dedicated space, if they can use the nude room that has been inactive for some time. All three clubs have the capability to put out a good batch of food for the party.

The Cadillac Lounge may also be able to handle dedicated space, but good food would have to come from some third party catering outfit. Their kitchen capabilities and capacity are not known for quality.

If you schedule for an off-night, be prepared for fewer dancers...but those that are there will give extra attention to any group that is free with cash.

All four clubs have a good variety of dancers, but the Foxy Lady has very little of the quality and numbers of dancers it once had. And if you are looking for a lot of wild action, you won't be likely to find it at the Foxy.

Fantasies has a good weekend selection, but if you do schedule for a Monday or Tuesday night, CF offers a "Twofer" on those days - dances are 2 for twenty bucks, topless. If you think your group will want to sample lapdances extensively, that would be the best deal available. Because Fantasies has a pretty good food menu and lots of space free on a Monday or Tuesday, you could easily have a party with all the benefits of a bundled package available, but at the option of each individual. The group could stake out an area for itself with no problem.

Desire will have around 10 or 12 pretty good looking dancers on weekday evenings, and 20 to 30 on Saturdays. There are plenty of lapdance options, ranging from a 20 buck topless to a Champagne Room that goes for one hour and costs anywhere from 300 to 500 bucks depending on the dancer and the deal you make. If you want to have your bachelor get truly terrorized/embarrassed on stage, this is the best place - let's just say that the dancers make it a memorable experience for the poor bastard.

The Cadillac Lounge has some hot dancers, and also offers a variety of lapdance scenarios. They also do a pretty good number on the bachelor on stage, but it's not quite as heavy as Club Desire.

All the clubs mentioned here have nice physical facilities. If I were to rank them in terms of the things participants on this forum are most interested in, the order would be:

Fantasies, Desire, Cadillac (grouped closely, with the order flipping depending on what dancers are working on given days) and the Foxy Lady a distant fourth.

And, of course - if you want to just throw your group into a totally unstructured environment, with an absolute guarantee that anyone in the party can get laid if he so desires, take 'em to Cheaters - the Deadwood of Providence strip clubs.

[Member #3933]

I would appreciate your opinion regarding a bachelor party I am planning.

Currently my aim is to find a club with a comprehensive party package but I am open to any suggestions. I am looking for a more upscale club with friendly ladies that keep the hustle to a minimum.

The 10-15 participants are mid 30 in age professionals and I have no idea how many are fellow hobbyists.

My own club experience is minimal as I tend to stick to private events.

I am considering the Providence area, in particular based on reports and web sites - Desire and Cadillac Lounge

Any suggestions? Please feel free to post or PM me.

Thanks in advance for any assistance.

If you want the party to reflect well on you, I'd recommend the Foxy Lady in Brockton. It has the nicest facility and the best ladies. I'd say the Foxy is 2-3 times the size of either of the two clubs you mentioned. The place and the show looks good. And will reflect well on you. The LDs and CRs deliver reasonable value and the CRs are fairly private, so others don't need to know what has or has not gone on.

If you are set on Providence, I'd go with Desires over the Cadillac which I consider a less presentable place. I don't know what to say about the Providence FL, I haven't been there in many years.

One strong recommendation is to try to schedule your event for a non-peak time, otherwise you will be battling with other drunken hordes for the cute babes, no fun. Say a Monday at 7PM. Avoid a Friday night like the plague.

[Mr Right Now]

I would appreciate your opinion regarding a bachelor party I am planning.

Currently my aim is to find a club with a comprehensive party package but I am open to any suggestions. I am looking for a more upscale club with friendly ladies that keep the hustle to a minimum.

The 10-15 participants are mid 30 in age professionals and I have no idea how many are fellow hobbyists.

My own club experience is minimal as I tend to stick to private events.

I am considering the Providence area, in particular based on reports and web sites - Desire and Cadillac Lounge

Any suggestions? Please feel free to post or PM me.

Thanks in advance for any assistance.

[Phat Bastard]

After an entire weekend of searching for someone in the Boston-Brockton-Chelsea-Dorchester area worth picking up, I finally had enough of the driving around shit and went to the PP for a sure thing.

I got there before the shift change and was pleasantly surprised at how attractive most of them were but then I had the honor of watching all of the good looking women walk by me in hot outfits, then go by me again wearing street clothes as they left. Oh boy. I soon realized it was tattoo and beer-belly night but I sat tight and waited for someone friendly to come my way.

Anyway, I almost went into a room with Sugar (who's delivered in the past) who is a sweet black girl with a stunningly beautiful rump and hips to match with a tiny little waist and long legs, capped with a beautiful face and sweet smile but instead I opted for Ariel (?) I think, a Mayan South American that's been here for over 20 years and after we admired Sugars rump as she danced for a while (she mentioned it first) we went in back for some well delivered pickle-kissing.

I spent way too much (100 to her, 35 to the house) but considering the 20 minutes or so of anything goes dollar dances (which were free) and unusually intimate snuggling while I made up my mind about a back room dance, I got about 40-45 minutes of entertainment from her and left happy and weak-kneed.


The price of fun at the PP may be obscene but enjoy it now because some day it'll be gone

[Member #3933]

Just left the doll. I had heard that this place had heated up. If it has, you could not prove it tonight. There were more girls than customers on duty. Those on duty seemed to be more interested in each other than any men sitting at tables. Left after one beverage totally bored. There's no place like the PP !!

I've been in the Satin Doll twice the last two weeks, same experience as yours. Each time, there seemed to be a line of guys waiting for the one hottie, a slim, cute young brunette doing LDs in the back corner of the LD area. She must be doing something well but I doubt its anything but friction. No other action than her.

You might try the Sportsman Inn. IF you can an attractive dancer you can get reflief for less than the PP show. You pay $25 ($5 goes to the house), for a dance in a downstairs booth. By the end of the first dance you establish the dancer fee for the rest of the show, can be a couple of LD fees or up to $80-100. YMMV and the menu seems limited to the basic.

There are a few hot dancers. Daytime the young blonde Mandy would spin heads anywhere and I recommend.

[Well Hung]

Just left the doll. I had heard that this place had heated up. If it has, you could not prove it tonight. There were more girls than customers on duty. Those on duty seemed to be more interested in each other than any men sitting at tables. Left after one beverage totally bored. There's no place like the PP !!

[Ampdude 2003]

Went by on a Saturday afternoon and ran into Brazilian girl named Aleenie.

Aleenie is the girl I mentioned whose name I did not understand, but we greeted each other as long-time friends and it was getting embarrassing. I finally asked her to "spell it" on Saturday. Aleenie is a great girl, has a sister who looks similar. Both are friends of Bruna. Aleenie is not the same as Bruna in topless area. As mentioned in previous report, Bruna is "bolder" in the topless area - always have fun there.

Those $20 dances sure add up - I have to remind myself to not go overboard. Lap dances with the same girl are a diminishing return - the first couple are always fun. If you can get off, great. I had 11 dances with Aleenie - what an idiot I am. To top it off, I didn't have enough money ($50 short) - had to get my wallet from the car and try the ATM for the first time. The ATM was out of order, but the cool thing is Aleenie did not want to take the difference. We all know the girls are here for one reason, but it is totally cool to push $$ to the back in appearance. I appreciated the jesture but will give her the remaining for principle.

Sure I had fun, but for less than the same I could have an hour long massage with a great-looking Asian masseuse with nice cans doing all kinds of unmentionables. Like I said, what an idiot.

[Postman]

Different bites for different likes, but I like a nice set of cans, fake or not. The operative word is 'nice' - some can jobs look a bit botched.

Yeah a bad job looks freakish. I'll take a small, natural set over a botched boob job anytime. The Brazilians seldom get a bad job though, those Brazilian docs seem to have it down to a science.

[Ampdude 2003]

The best part when they come back from a “Brazil trip" they usually have a nice tan and maybe some new plastic surgery.

TT

I wouldn't mind if that was the case on Bruna, but didn't get a sense of that.

Different bites for different likes, but I like a nice set of cans, fake or not. The operative word is 'nice' - some can jobs look a bit botched.

[TremontTeddy]

I went to the PP specifically looking for Bruna with no luck. I understood she was in Brazil a few weeks back and has returned, but unfortunately have not seen her in several weeks. As stated in previous reports, I like Bruna because of hot lap dances in the topless area - always get to pop. She is decent looking with a decent body, and what I like most is she never mentions $$ and never plays games.
Be safe.

The best part when they come back from a “Brazil trip" they usually have a nice tan and maybe some new plastic surgery.

TT

[Ampdude 2003]

I went to the PP specifically looking for Bruna with no luck. I understood she was in Brazil a few weeks back and has returned, but unfortunately have not seen her in several weeks. As stated in previous reports, I like Bruna because of hot lap dances in the topless area - always get to pop. She is decent looking with a decent body, and what I like most is she never mentions $$ and never plays games.

I did run into a brazilian friend of Bruna's in the past several visits, who I think is also a very nice girl, nice butt and decent body, long black hair, been there for years it seems, never an upsell. I think her name is 'Elisie', but asked her to repeat it 3x and just kept missing part of the name entirely. I have had dances with her the last three times in topless - she gets into it well enough but is not as bold as Bruna with the 'reach in' and 'pull out'.

I have fun with her anyway, but not getting to pop this time sent me straight to Lily Spa, which I logged a report on just prior to this one.

If anyone knows the girl I've described above, let me know what the name is - it is getting embarassing a bit. We greet each other like long-lost friends. Also, if someone has seen Bruna around recently ...

Be safe.

[Bubba261]

Blonde hair, bolt-on boobs, collagen lips....

Let me guess, a rock hard stomach without an ounce of fat on it too?



Sounds like Stevie to me, who's well known for not fulfilling her promises.

Yeah, that's the name. Was gonna say it was a "man's name" but didn't want to sound obnoxious. You reminded me of what it was. In my case, she did follow up on her unspecified promise, but it was quite steep. $180 for a spitty HJ (and she knelt on my pants on the floor, got them all muddy - should I add the price of the ruined pants?)

But, she had great technique and filthy mouth - sensual experience but still too high a price.

[Phat Bastard]

The one who hit me up for $20 additional to come had huge bolt-ons, bleached blonde with collagen lips. Always wears a fishnet top. The experience was very sexy, but certainly not worth $35+100+20 for HJ.

Blonde hair, bolt-on boobs, collagen lips....

Let me guess, a rock hard stomach without an ounce of fat on it too?



Sounds like Stevie to me, who's well known for not fulfilling her promises.