Massage Parlor Reports

[Andir]

If you, good men, need an expert opinion or advice on anything AMP-related in Bostonian suburbs, ask me. All queries will be answered.

[Jimmy Pratt]

Is Angela the one with short haircut?

I had her the other day and she was awful.

Went right to tease, no massage at all, didn't take off clothes, wouldn't do CBJ and barely allowed UTC. Then gave a rushed jackhammer HJ.

Actually, Angela had pretty long hair, so no that's not her. In fact, the girl I saw on my way out matches your description. Shorter hair (but not super short). I thought she looked cute and her smile was nice as she said hello / goodbye to me.

Maybe I'm going to hold off on returning until we get some additional intel. I do believe that someone who is adept at using Google Translate might get a better experience with Angela.

JP.

[Jimmy Pratt]

Does anyone not think this is the owner of Muzzey making posts at this point? Should we report it or is it kinda convenient when they tell us a new girl has arrived? LOL.

Called Muzzey for an hour with Yoyo, She was slim and pretty with prefect tits, Massage was great and did a nice tits rub on my back with her D size, So crazy. ,after flip UTC was allowed and let me suck her tits, ending with good skill HE and cleaned all. Yoyo was great, big tits Yoyo.

I'm not a regular at Muzzey, but I've been several times. Seems like there's no need for a shill.

JP.

[Blately]

Any idea who the talent is over there now? I haven't been over there too much since Kimmy left -- I saw Coco a few times but she is a bit on the older side and always smells like Ciggs, and I saw someone else a while ago -- but she wasn't my cup of tea either. Something about that place always makes me feel claustrophobic. Low ceilings and poor lighting.

Hasn't changed much. Last one I saw was not ancient, semi-attractive, the massage was poor and seemed less than thrilled during the extras. I don't think she's there anymore.

[HD FatBoyLo1]

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[Finder117]

Blue Harbor in Rockland isn't closed.

Any idea who the talent is over there now? I haven't been over there too much since Kimmy left -- I saw Coco a few times but she is a bit on the older side and always smells like Ciggs, and I saw someone else a while ago -- but she wasn't my cup of tea either. Something about that place always makes me feel claustrophobic. Low ceilings and poor lighting.

[Member #6971]

The talk about CT reminds me of Kelly, who used to be at Fragrance. She was my go to bc she was a little tall and had a nice ass, on the fatter side. DATY, finger, and can roam anywhere, but no FS. Last I talked with her she works in Stoneham now, but that's a bit out of the way for me so I stopped going. Would def be great to find someone with that body again.

[JayBean]

Does anyone not think this is the owner of Muzzey making posts at this point? Should we report it or is it kinda convenient when they tell us a new girl has arrived? LOL.

I called this out like a year ago. I will say the info was helpful to me but the fact is this person is certainly associated with Muzzey.

[Augustwest]

Jessie was amazing. True GFE (though non FS, at least I never tried). She turned up on the south shore a few months ago but left the state shortly after. Hopefully she will be back.

I'm just remembering another episode with Jessie, where after DATY and some pretty convincing O's, she laid down on the table and fell asleep curled up with her head on my chest. Felt pretty GFE-esque, and since I'd already had my fun I did not mind missing out on that 15 minutes.

[HappyDave]

Does anyone not think this is the owner of Muzzey making posts at this point? Should we report it or is it kinda convenient when they tell us a new girl has arrived? LOL.

If I remember this is the one that moved mabe two years ago could me more time fades. I visited the old location got coco have the name in my notes on the place. It was right when the crackdown on internet advertising and even this site was down. I asked her how business and advertising was. She pulled out her phone and showed me their RM ad. I often go into these places and when I get a quick look in their office type space see a lap top or in the old days desk top. I am fairly confident that during down time they just sit and post ads. Would not put them by the occasional review. That said if one among us is a provider reviewing themselves when others go and report back BS it's not going to last long. Any stellar report I read, I then look at the mongers prior post. Few posts, especially few over many years about just a couple places I Wright off as not reliable. Same with on only negative posters, over time you can read between the lines a little bit.

[Herow]

Called Muzzey for an hour with Yoyo, She was slim and pretty with prefect tits, Massage was great and did a nice tits rub on my back with her D size, So crazy. ,after flip UTC was allowed and let me suck her tits, ending with good skill HE and cleaned all. Yoyo was great, big tits Yoyo.

Does anyone not think this is the owner of Muzzey making posts at this point? Should we report it or is it kinda convenient when they tell us a new girl has arrived? LOL.

[Bozscaggs]

I've had poor experiences at YL. Twice they told me to come over immediately, took the house fee for a massage when I did but sat me down at the front of the place next to that small refrigerator for 20 minutes instead of going directly to the massage room. It was almost as they trapped me by taking my money and forcing me to wait. Worst yet was the haggle over service levels. I literally walked out of a room with the attractive girl standing there naked after she said I should pay her for simply taking off her clothes. Attractive providers but too much haggling, upsell and waiting.

Fly.

Don't give her the money first until she is ready to begin the massage. Say, I don't pay until you 're to start on your service. This way she cannot 'trap' you to stay. She don't like it walk!

[Lego19]

I was wondering. Do the providers ever do "outcalls" when they're not working. It would seem a win-win for everyone.

Yes it's possible, my fav provider did outcalls to my place. Win win for both of us.

[Jared260]

I'm just wondering how guessing what a guy looks has anything to do with a massage parlor report thread? Thanks.

The previous post was about bait and switch at a massage parlor and how they often take whoever walks in to get the sure money, and may not honor your appointment time by filling it with the walk in, and offering you a different girl, which is a drag if you drove a long way thinking you had the appointment with someone in particular. The spotting the other monger on the street heading to the same spa was light humor. See the monger then move faster so you get there first and don't lose your time slot. I lost a set appointment this weekend. S happens.

[JohnWillCocks]

I remember Aiko from CT years back, second floor Kneeland, that performed the routine finger-up-the-rear-technique of which I was never a big fan.

Fly.

Aiko. The ole back crack and sac. Back in the day before she moved when she was across the hall I went for a legit massage. I was pleasantly surprised by the ending. That was a first and had absolutely no idea. Every time I got off the table she'd smack my ass. Made me explore that building more. Well, only the 4th with Lisa at relax. I remember she put me in a front room the first time I went there while she finished with a client. I heard some creaking and a table moving rhythmically and a man finishing. She came in 10 minutes later and laid down next to me. I said, "can I get what he had". She laughed. She was cute in the day.