Strip Club Reports

[Romo Lampkin]

At 4 pm in many clubs you have many strippers who would like just to meet tip out and many who haven't made the $$$ for the day. Many times mid-late afternoons are good for "bargain shopping" for the customers.

Sounds like the 1 AM-2 AM when me and the boys used to end up at BT's for "The Magic Hour".

I have spent too many Friday / Saturday nights scoping for the deals to be had with gals just looking to make tip out for the DJ and House Mom before they close up shop for the night. And there are always the gals just looking to add one more little bit to their their evening's take.

Running contests amongst the friend group to see who can score the best deal.

Some of my favorite Magic Hour memories:

- Watching the reigning stripper banging champion bragging about getting fully serviced for a mere $50 and sitting at the table bragging about it. Then my end of the table laughing their asses off at him while the new guy in the group banged the dancer the champ wanted to take in back for twice as long, for a mere $40.

- Seeing a good friend score a full service VIP session for what was left on a Home Depot gift card ($37).

- Watching the looks on those cringey club denizens looking to score by the end of the night, almost cry as our table snags literally 3/4 of the dancers still on the floor, within a five minute stretch, and spending half or less than what they would have, ending their chances for the night.

And then my all-time favorite story.

20 min to close at Penthouse, and a bunch of my group are grabbing our Magic Hour deals and heading up into the VIP. With our chosen Magic Hour ladies. I am at the upstairs bar watching all my friends marching by, off to the curtained areas.

About 30 minutes later everyone that was in the club is now waiting in line outside for the valets to bring us our cars and the following happens. One of our group just looks suddenly ill, and is asked, "What's wrong?" He leans over and whispers, "See that gal next to you? That was the dancer I just took upstairs and banged the Hell out of. While she was riding me reverse cowgirl, she answered her phone and was talking to her boyfriend who said he was waiting for her outside. She said she would be out ASAP, and then proceeded to ride me crazy hard, until I was ready to pop, and per our agreement, kneeled down and took two weeks worth of back up in her mouth, which she promptly swallows. She basically sprints out of the VIP, and I follower her out to meet up with you guys. She is in the back for maybe 15 seconds, comes back out throwing on her overcoat, and carrying her giant purse with her. As we all finally work our way outside she is about a foot from me as her boyfriend catches up with her and I hear her say, "I am so fucking horny, you need to get me home right now. And then plants a giant, 15 plus second French kiss on the guy, who has now given me a vicarious blowjob since she clearly didn't even have time to rinse in back before she gulped all my swimmers down before she ran out to meet him.

Damn I miss those days.

[PauseTheDrama]

Stopped by BTs for a short trip. Had a great time. Can't believe what is available.

Business idea.

If anyone is in with a few local street girls, they should hang in the parking lot next door. Would make mad cash. Someone go pick up a few and drop them off.

[Stewy56]

Sounds like bad timing. At 4 pm girls have made their money for the day and are just thinking abouit going home.

At 4 pm in many clubs you have many strippers who would like just to meet tip out and many who haven't made the $$$ for the day. Many times mid-late afternoons are good for "bargain shopping" for the customers.

[Ray Raynor]

Stopped by SC about 4 Pm, only 3 dancers (Leah, Cassandra and another one I had not seen before) and maybe 4-5 cust, the girls were either with their regulars or in the dressing room, waited about 45 min and left.

Stopped by LS, lots of girls there but they all had GPS, I was getting quotes of $5, negotiated down to $3 but still a no go for me. I will not spend more than $2 at a club. Stayed for about an hour and left.

Ended up at BT night shift, about 10 girls however there was a large party at the top booths and all the girls stayed there. I was sitting at the bar with couple more guys, we all tried to get the girls attentions but for the 45 min I was there no girl came over by the bar. Left with my wallet mostly full minus valet and cover at BT's.

Sounds like bad timing. At 4 pm girls have made their money for the day and are just thinking abouit going home.

[Bacon Bread]

It sounds like the guys who are funding it just want their own private club to hang out at, and fly in a half dozen strippers from Texas or Vegas every week to fuck around with outside the club and will toss in a few locals. It doesn't sound like a sustainable strip club / brothel model based on traditional assumptions, like girls wanting to make $1,000+ in the club from "dances" vs straight escorting but who knows. Doesn't sound like they care.

This doesn't sound like something intended to make money, assuming the people doing it know anything about the Detroit market.

[Korcar]

Stopped by SC about 4 Pm, only 3 dancers (Leah, Cassandra and another one I had not seen before) and maybe 4-5 cust, the girls were either with their regulars or in the dressing room, waited about 45 min and left.

Stopped by LS, lots of girls there but they all had GPS, I was getting quotes of $5, negotiated down to $3 but still a no go for me. I will not spend more than $2 at a club. Stayed for about an hour and left.

Ended up at BT night shift, about 10 girls however there was a large party at the top booths and all the girls stayed there. I was sitting at the bar with couple more guys, we all tried to get the girls attentions but for the 45 min I was there no girl came over by the bar. Left with my wallet mostly full minus valet and cover at BT's.

[JPayne213]

I would imagine the degree of difficulty finding a city who is willing to accept such an establishment. RO, for one, doesn't want that type of element in their backyard. It's easier to set up in Detroit.

It sounds like the guys who are funding it just want their own private club to hang out at, and fly in a half dozen strippers from Texas or Vegas every week to fuck around with outside the club and will toss in a few locals. It doesn't sound like a sustainable strip club / brothel model based on traditional assumptions, like girls wanting to make $1,000+ in the club from "dances" vs straight escorting but who knows. Doesn't sound like they care.

[Concupiscent69]

This sounds like it MIGHT be ok in a wealthy suburb, assuming zoning can be had. Like a cigar / martini / country club vibe but mixed with strip club or bikini bar. Take clients for lunch or friends from out of state. I'm not taking a client to the hood or anyplace in Detroit proper aside downtown. Hell the only clubs I'd recommend in that position is, SC, BTs, flight club, landing strip, safeish local, higher end feel. Just my. 02 for the money they're wanting, no extras and the legitimate w2 with benefits dancers. Seems that place might do well in Royal Oak, Novi, Ann Arbor with a non strip club outside.

I would imagine the degree of difficulty finding a city who is willing to accept such an establishment. RO, for one, doesn't want that type of element in their backyard. It's easier to set up in Detroit.

[Member #7069]

It's called "The Office". It's $2,500 per year. They claim if you don't sign up right now it's going up to $5,000 per year soon. It includes Valet, Cover, and nothing else. You still pay for food and drinks. The back area just has a bench and no curtains or anything private. I don't see how this could survive. Since it's not well equipped for "dances", most of the girls are just expecting you to pay them to sit and talk with you.

Thank you for the clarification. The fee being annual instead of monthly seems more reasonable. I might even consider it except I wouldn't be able to trust the establishment to maintain my personal information they would obtain from me. Collecting a fee up front is actually not a bad business strategy. Companies like Tesla, Costco, and insurance companies collect money in advance for their balances sheets. Also, the annual fee provides a nice moat to target a particular customer segment. The downside is what happens if the club closes 6 months after opening. I doubt anyone will be getting their money back.

[HarryDude]

I'm friends with a dancer that was just hired here. They are treating them as W2 employees, providing insurance, etc. Sounds like they have dance areas but are supposedly no extras. Also head they are actively trying to bring in girls from out of state (Vegas, etc.) since few high end dancers in Detroit will leave the extras clubs.

This sounds like it MIGHT be ok in a wealthy suburb, assuming zoning can be had. Like a cigar / martini / country club vibe but mixed with strip club or bikini bar. Take clients for lunch or friends from out of state. I'm not taking a client to the hood or anyplace in Detroit proper aside downtown. Hell the only clubs I'd recommend in that position is, SC, BTs, flight club, landing strip, safeish local, higher end feel. Just my. 02 for the money they're wanting, no extras and the legitimate w2 with benefits dancers. Seems that place might do well in Royal Oak, Novi, Ann Arbor with a non strip club outside.

[Tommy101]

You should thank them as well, drunk / buzzed driving has been known to kill people. Hope you never find out what it's like to lose a family member because somebody "thought" they were OK to drive.

I've lost a family member to an asshole who thought he was ok to drive. It sucks can't believe anyone still does it.

[JPayne213]

Why would anyone pay that kind of money for the privilege of paying the girls to sit and talk to them. Surely there must be some private dance facilities in the club?

If not, they should change the name of the club from the Office to "A fool and his money. ".

I'm friends with a dancer that was just hired here. They are treating them as W2 employees, providing insurance, etc. Sounds like they have dance areas but are supposedly no extras. Also head they are actively trying to bring in girls from out of state (Vegas, etc.) since few high end dancers in Detroit will leave the extras clubs.

[JPayne213]

Stopped into my favorite club in town. Initially felt like it was going to be one of those nights where I leave with my wallet just as fat as it was when I walked in. Wasn't getting much attention and it wasn't from a lack of trying. Tipped a couple dancers that interested me and asked if we could go VIP to get that "oh sure, I'll come visit you" response, only for them to disappear or go sit with a regular. Eventually Athena approached me and we went back and got BBBJ. Cute little brunette. Told me she doesn't do FS but we all know YMMV. I didn't care because it was one of the best BJ's I had in some time. Nice and sloppy and surprise finish. Very enthusiastic and even complimentary. Good attitude. This is how you get loyal clientele. Wondering if anybody has had more experience with her?

She only does BJs as far as I know. She just started dancing a few months ago, used to shot girl at Coli.

[BadBosco]

Been away for the game for a bit, but had some time to get out a last weekend. I locations were the valet is optional, but it is not a deal breaker for me. Since I have been reading good things about BT's, I have had good experiences there before made my way over with a buddy of mine. Arrived around 5:00 PM and got a table. Place was busy. Lots of talent. They had a $20 cover which shocked me at that time, but I was there already so whatever. A cute Columbian girl sat with us and after a few drinks my buddy left, and me and the girl made a deal for some fun in the back. $150 for some covered action, tip the bouncer guy $20 and we had our fun. This is when thing take a hard core turn for the worse and I will not go back. Was planning on finishing my last beer before heading up north for the weekend. Table was cleared, beer gone, and someone else was sat there. It happens, find my waitress and ask for a new table but no luck. Place is now packed, and not an open table. Was told I could stand by the bar, or go ask the bouncer for a new table when one opens. I went over asked, but was told "No, I had enough and my evening there was over". I was buzzed, so that was probably the right call anyways. Pay my tab, leave and give my ticket to the Valet. Valet takes off, gives my key to another guy, who then tells me. They are not giving me me keys, I can find a ride home and get them in the morning. That does not work for me, and after some arguing they call the cops and ask me to leave the property. Cops show, and take their side. I am too drunk to drive, but after some more street side legal threats agree to give me my keys if I can get a ride home. My buddy come back, we get the keys, grab some food, grab my SUV and end the evening. So heads up to anyone who is going to BT's. They will kick you out, and try and keep you keys if they want too. You have been warned.

You should thank them as well, drunk / buzzed driving has been known to kill people. Hope you never find out what it's like to lose a family member because somebody "thought" they were OK to drive.

[BobKraft]

I was told by waitress that they are having a deep clean done because a few of the dancers have tested positive for covid.

Reconfirming that Bogart's was still closed tonight, so that deep clean rumor might have merit.

H8 N was not overpacked but didn't have many dancers. Sunflower and a few others that were detailed recently, maybe 5 girls total?

I keep striking out (which I used to state was impossible at Henry less than 6 months ago), but I rarely can get in there before 10. Have managed to hit it off with the bartenders & servers though since I'm never in back LOL.

Will have better reports next time, going to plan a day run.