Massage Parlor Reports

[TJGeek]

I'm going to add Ruby to my list next week. I'll report back in.

What was your experience with Laura? Menu? Upcharges? Attitude?

I saw CLM Laura over a year ago. She matches the pictures. Tall & thin Eastern Euro with cute face. Massage, CBJ, DATY, 69, then CFS for 300 HHR session with a good attitude. Would see again.

[Jinurso]

I'd also like to know about Ruby, since she comes out to Schaumburg so often.

I've also seen Victoria (last year) and Laura when they came out to the nw burbs

I'm going to add Ruby to my list next week. I'll report back in.

What was your experience with Laura? Menu? Upcharges? Attitude?

[Jinurso]

Amy is a worn out pro from NY with terrible baby damage, and sky high upcharge prices. I would avoid.

Good to know. I'll cross her off the list.

I'm planning to see Salma tomorrow, and unless someone calls dibs, Ruby next week.

I'll post my experience with Salma after I see her. But I would really like to get a few more volunteers to TOFTT with me before I do all the work. .

[Jinurso]

I was hoping to see Ivy, but CLM says she doesn't work there anymore. Anyone know if she went out on her own?

Ivy started that new shop with Claire. Here's the website:

https://www.cityescapebodyrubs.com/our-services

What was on Ivy's menu? I was thinking about going to see Claire, assuming it's not too awkward. If it is, maybe I'll see Ivy instead.

[AFrohman]

I've seen Jessica, Claire (now with her own place) and Suzie. Claire didn't do it for everybody, but we had a special bond the first few times we saw each other. Towards the end things started changing for the worse, which she blamed on some guy drama "confusing" her. That's why I have yet to see her at her new place.

I have the same special bond with Jessica now, though. Like Claire she knows it's not about the massage it's about the GFE FS. And she likes to give and receive. She definitely loves the job.

Suzie everybody knows about. They all love her because she's hot, young, and acts like a little girl. But her menu is constantly changing. Some guys report CFS, some report BBBJ only, some report CBJ only. Some say she likes DATY some say she won't allow it. When I saw her she was as hot as advertised, but the menu was way too limited for the upcharge. I settled for the CBJ, which is probably the first I had in like 10 years. It felt as lousy as I remember. On the other hand, I could see why the guys who were lucky enough to get a BBBJ were so into her. She's got this "uh oh, I made a mess of your cock, daddy" routine down that would have been great if I could feel it. Ugh.

Curious to centralize the menus and feedback here so we can have one place to know about what each CLM girl offers.

Even though I'm feeling loyal to Jessica if other guys want to go in with me (not literally) I'm willing to share TOFTT responsibilities and spend a week or two going through their entire roster.

Ruby, Salma, Sophie, Naomi and Amy are all on my radar. I will take two of them if I can get other posters to commit to the rest over the next week or two. Or proposing someone else who doesn't have reviews or menu yet.

Anybody up for it?

I was hoping to see Ivy, but CLM says she doesn't work there anymore. Anyone know if she went out on her own?

[Moejoo]

I've seen Jessica, Claire (now with her own place) and Suzie. Claire didn't do it for everybody, but we had a special bond the first few times we saw each other. Towards the end things started changing for the worse, which she blamed on some guy drama "confusing" her. That's why I have yet to see her at her new place.

I have the same special bond with Jessica now, though. Like Claire she knows it's not about the massage it's about the GFE FS. And she likes to give and receive. She definitely loves the job.

Suzie everybody knows about. They all love her because she's hot, young, and acts like a little girl. But her menu is constantly changing. Some guys report CFS, some report BBBJ only, some report CBJ only. Some say she likes DATY some say she won't allow it. When I saw her she was as hot as advertised, but the menu was way too limited for the upcharge. I settled for the CBJ, which is probably the first I had in like 10 years. It felt as lousy as I remember. On the other hand, I could see why the guys who were lucky enough to get a BBBJ were so into her. She's got this "uh oh, I made a mess of your cock, daddy" routine down that would have been great if I could feel it. Ugh.

Curious to centralize the menus and feedback here so we can have one place to know about what each CLM girl offers.

Amy is a worn out pro from NY with terrible baby damage, and sky high upcharge prices. I would avoid.

[Jinurso]

I've seen Jessica, Claire (now with her own place) and Suzie. Claire didn't do it for everybody, but we had a special bond the first few times we saw each other. Towards the end things started changing for the worse, which she blamed on some guy drama "confusing" her. That's why I have yet to see her at her new place.

I have the same special bond with Jessica now, though. Like Claire she knows it's not about the massage it's about the GFE FS. And she likes to give and receive. She definitely loves the job.

Suzie everybody knows about. They all love her because she's hot, young, and acts like a little girl. But her menu is constantly changing. Some guys report CFS, some report BBBJ only, some report CBJ only. Some say she likes DATY some say she won't allow it. When I saw her she was as hot as advertised, but the menu was way too limited for the upcharge. I settled for the CBJ, which is probably the first I had in like 10 years. It felt as lousy as I remember. On the other hand, I could see why the guys who were lucky enough to get a BBBJ were so into her. She's got this "uh oh, I made a mess of your cock, daddy" routine down that would have been great if I could feel it. Ugh.

Curious to centralize the menus and feedback here so we can have one place to know about what each CLM girl offers.

Even though I'm feeling loyal to Jessica if other guys want to go in with me (not literally) I'm willing to share TOFTT responsibilities and spend a week or two going through their entire roster.

Ruby, Salma, Sophie, Naomi and Amy are all on my radar. I will take two of them if I can get other posters to commit to the rest over the next week or two. Or proposing someone else who doesn't have reviews or menu yet.

Anybody up for it?

[Jinurso]

I'd also like to know about Ruby, since she comes out to Schaumburg so often.

I've also seen Victoria (last year) and Laura when they came out to the nw burbs. I'm very interested in seeing Sophie--if anyone can tell me about experiences with her. But I'm concerned about parking in the city. I'm very bad at parallel parking LOL. Can anyone put my mind at ease about that?

There are no parking lots in any of the city locations I've been to, so if you flat out don't know how to parallel park you might be in some trouble.

But parking itself is easy. None of the locations are downtown so the cars aren't back to back in any of those locations. If you're a terrible parker, you might hit a curb, but you won't hit a car.

[Waking521]

I'd also like to know about Ruby, since she comes out to Schaumburg so often.

I've also seen Victoria (last year) and Laura when they came out to the nw burbs. I'm very interested in seeing Sophie--if anyone can tell me about experiences with her. But I'm concerned about parking in the city. I'm very bad at parallel parking LOL. Can anyone put my mind at ease about that?

Only seen Maddie, she's good looking, but I get the impression she's not into it (YMMV). If your more into the providers who love it, you'd probably find her low-energy The pictures are edited, but a good approximation of what she looks like.

[LotsaFunInChi]

Thanks. What was on her menu?

Oddly I don't see any pictures of her on the CLM website, they just mention that she's there but no other mention about her or her schedule.

Enthusiasm is really important to me. I like girls who are as into me as I'm into them, which is why I prefer the 28-36 year old GND types to the 20 year old bombshells. They're closer to my age and what I date in real life.

I've seen several of the talent at CLM and can attest few are as enthusiastic about their roles than Melissa and Suzie.

[Jinurso]

Only seen Maddie, she's good looking, but I get the impression she's not into it (YMMV). If your more into the providers who love it, you'd probably find her low-energy The pictures are edited, but a good approximation of what she looks like.

Thanks. What was on her menu?

Oddly I don't see any pictures of her on the CLM website, they just mention that she's there but no other mention about her or her schedule.

Enthusiasm is really important to me. I like girls who are as into me as I'm into them, which is why I prefer the 28-36 year old GND types to the 20 year old bombshells. They're closer to my age and what I date in real life.

[IMissCutler]

Hey everyone,

Just joined this forum. Been a member of Rm since 2012 and another site since 2013 or 2014. Was told about this site a while ago and was reading through the forum. It's nice to see some good chatter and guys sharing different info. That seems to be a lost art on the other sites. I'm a northsider and generally visit spas in this area. I love big naturals though and will try and travel for them. I look forward to contributing what I can and being part of the discussion.

[Alias7883]

I noticed some new talent at CLM / CLB. Anybody have any reports on Ruby, Salma, Naomi or Maddie? I'm especially intrigued by Ruby's lips. They're huge.

I stopped going for a while after Claire left since she was my regular and every time I went I ended up running into my ex. But now that she's gone too I went back and had an excellent time with Jessica. Reports are accurate. She is one of those eastern European MILFs who genuinely loves sex. That seems to happen a lot with Eastern European women in particular. They hit their late-30's and suddenly they have a sexual reawakening and are total freaks. This girl is totally in her second prime right now. She's my new Claire.

Only seen Maddie, she's good looking, but I get the impression she's not into it (YMMV). If your more into the providers who love it, you'd probably find her low-energy The pictures are edited, but a good approximation of what she looks like.

[Jinurso]

I noticed some new talent at CLM / CLB. Anybody have any reports on Ruby, Salma, Naomi or Maddie? I'm especially intrigued by Ruby's lips. They're huge.

I stopped going for a while after Claire left since she was my regular and every time I went I ended up running into my ex. But now that she's gone too I went back and had an excellent time with Jessica. Reports are accurate. She is one of those eastern European MILFs who genuinely loves sex. That seems to happen a lot with Eastern European women in particular. They hit their late-30's and suddenly they have a sexual reawakening and are total freaks. This girl is totally in her second prime right now. She's my new Claire.

[Mayor Quimby]

Jessie is a very good choice. Fun can be had with her in spades. She had me with that tight low cut dress with no panties. Will see her again for sure.

Are you certain it was Franklin Park? There is a Jessie that has been reviewed well in a nearby place. Feel free to PM.