Massage Parlor Reports

[Heartless Jay]

From recent reports, Nancy's been spending most of her time at the sister shop, Happy, in Santa Ana. Usually, the infamous duo of Anna and Lucy work F and C shop. Sounds like you were greeted by older Lucy. Lucy will provide what ever you want, more than once.

Yep, if you can get past the clown makeup, the bad hairstyle, and a granny in lingerie, you're in for an excellent BBBJ, strong jaws with good staying power.

[Heartless Jay]

Toss out some trash slammer, your mailbox is full.

And For everyone else, give My Happy Feet on Bolsa a visit. Cindy or Linda. $30 for the hour. A good time.

I can back this recommendation. Last week I saw Cindy for 1 hour. Sweet girl with a good attitude, average looking Chinese. Shop was clean and I was the only one there. For. 3 you don't get a hard room, just a curtained off area. Massage was good, a solid B. Not a lot of teasing before the flip, but it was my first visit, so can't expect too much until they know you're a legit monger. After the flip and after establishing what I wanted, she dropped her britches and gave access for FIV. HE was good, not too fast. She asked for. 5, which I gladly paid after the fact. I like that she did not require me to make the swinging boner dance over to my wallet before starting. That really kills the mood for me. There might be more on the menu, which I will explore in the near future. Repeatable experience.

[HeadorTail]

Toss out some trash slammer, your mailbox is full.

And For everyone else, give My Happy Feet on Bolsa a visit. Cindy or Linda. $30 for the hour. A good time.

[JohnRichard]

She's safe and hygienic. She does stick her uncovered finger up your blowhole, but she thoroughly washes her hands first. She will also likely talk you into her using a toy, saying she has short fingers (she does) and the toy will provide better stimulation (it does). I was reluctant at first about the toy - I never envisioned anybody ever sticking a dildo up my ass - but she does a great job of getting you relaxed enough for the toy to do it's job, and then she can stroke your shaft while stimulating your prostate. Sexy? Well you're not going to get horny from looking at her. She's in her mid 50's and average looking. Not ugly but not someone you'd necessarily go out of your way to see because of her looks. One thing is for certain and that is she will give you a mind blowing orgasm like you've probably never experienced before. She definitely knows how to drain your balls. Just don't expect a GFE from a sexy young thing because that's not what you go to her for. Be prepared to feel a little tired afterwards- she will make you cum that hard. Shes literally the only person to ever make me cum twice in short order, and the only person to ever make me cum hard enough that I literally screamed.

Thanks, will definitely be giving her a try sometime soon. I hope her availability gets better.

[Grimmy23]

I am looking to get back into the game soon with vaccines under way. Want to know more about zelda. I found her through this forum during the break from activities for the past 12 months. I am fascinated and looking for that type of experience. Just wondering, is it hygienic, safe (touching an internal organ directly) etc. Is it actually sexy? Tia for any info you can share. Eventually, if I find an sb who can do this then it would be perfect. But girls today seem to want pretty nails.

She's safe and hygienic. She does stick her uncovered finger up your blowhole, but she thoroughly washes her hands first. She will also likely talk you into her using a toy, saying she has short fingers (she does) and the toy will provide better stimulation (it does). I was reluctant at first about the toy - I never envisioned anybody ever sticking a dildo up my ass - but she does a great job of getting you relaxed enough for the toy to do it's job, and then she can stroke your shaft while stimulating your prostate. Sexy? Well you're not going to get horny from looking at her. She's in her mid 50's and average looking. Not ugly but not someone you'd necessarily go out of your way to see because of her looks. One thing is for certain and that is she will give you a mind blowing orgasm like you've probably never experienced before. She definitely knows how to drain your balls. Just don't expect a GFE from a sexy young thing because that's not what you go to her for. Be prepared to feel a little tired afterwards- she will make you cum that hard. She’s literally the only person to ever make me cum twice in short order, and the only person to ever make me cum hard enough that I literally screamed.

[JohnRichard]

Hell, go see Zelda. She's in her 50's, not really attractive, and doesn't take any clothes off, but she will give you the most mind blowing orgasm you've ever had and it's a good experience for the money.

I am looking to get back into the game soon with vaccines under way. Want to know more about zelda. I found her through this forum during the break from activities for the past 12 months. I am fascinated and looking for that type of experience. Just wondering, is it hygienic, safe (touching an internal organ directly) etc. Is it actually sexy? Tia for any info you can share. Eventually, if I find an sb who can do this then it would be perfect. But girls today seem to want pretty nails.

[Caribe]

Stopped by this morning. All the old talk of Nancy had me curious. I think I was the first customer of the day but there was a full family hanging outside (maybe the owners). Strange but hey I was already there.

Was greeted by an older lady with heavy makeup. Like a heavy red blush on her cheeks. Anyone know who she is and if she provides?

Anyway I'm off to the back. I get someone named Anna. I give the massage a 6/10. Flip for HJ. She tried her best but she couldn't finish the job. After about 10-15 minutes I just told her nevermind. I can tell she was getting tired. She even tried to add some sound effects through her double mask.

From recent reports, Nancy's been spending most of her time at the sister shop, Happy, in Santa Ana. Usually, the infamous duo of Anna and Lucy work F and C shop. Sounds like you were greeted by older Lucy. Lucy will provide what ever you want, more than once.

[Harbors]

Stopped by this morning. All the old talk of Nancy had me curious. I think I was the first customer of the day but there was a full family hanging outside (maybe the owners). Strange but hey I was already there.

Was greeted by an older lady with heavy makeup. Like a heavy red blush on her cheeks. Anyone know who she is and if she provides?

Anyway I'm off to the back. I get someone named Anna. I give the massage a 6/10. Flip for HJ. She tried her best but she couldn't finish the job. After about 10-15 minutes I just told her nevermind. I can tell she was getting tired. She even tried to add some sound effects through her double mask.

[NoClue02]

In Santa Ana, Anyone been here recently? Any recommendations?

[RBFSyndrome]

BTW the CL lady that did shaving is meh. Not even milfy or anything like that with a deep voice and kinda big.

Shaving was fine and cheapish with HE at 40 total.

Wouldn't do it again because shaving off everything makes it very itchy for a good while 1-2 weeks.

Might try waxing though. Think her post is now expired.

Try Amy at Sakura in Garden Grove. She's pleasant looking (45 yo?) but gives a really good massage with a lot of teasing and a nice finish. $90 TOTAL ($94 if you use CC).

Do you know if this is the new Amy or old Amy? Also you tipped 50? Hmm interesting. They charge 40/ hr now right?

[Blrtum223]

I seem to remember an AMP right next door to TJ's where I got a rub and tug. Is that the same place you're talking about? It's been a while.

You're thinking about sunset which is next to TJ's, but one plaza over there's a place called happy face spa.

[RogerOver]

I was in your fair city a couple of weeks ago and after a visit to TJ's Showgirls decided to pop over to Happy Spa the next strip mall over to finish off the evening. Place is a quick stop, was greeted by a tall, thin asian named "Candy" in a chain mail top and a miniskirt. Said she was Viet in English with a solid accent. Room rent was. 6, she wanted $$, I countered $6, she asked for. 2 more, but relented when I said no. Off to the races at that point. Stripped and laid down, CBJ, CG, doggy, then mish where I blew in the cover. She started complaining in mish, but I was close so I finished. According to her I made her cum and she wasn't expecting that which is why she asked me to stop / slow. Wouldn't really believe her, but afterwards she was pulsing and she got very affectionate after when at the start it was all business. Tools me to request her if I came back.

Cleaned up, on the way out I say a short asian in a business suit and a clipboard at the front and it looked like a cop escort sitting in a white car out front. I don't think they were getting raided, but inspected. Glad I didn't stay any longer and very happy for the masks. Walked back to TJ's for a bit then went back to the hotel.

$$2 it's, would repeat, but wouldn't mind seeing who else is available for variety reasons.

I seem to remember an AMP right next door to TJ's where I got a rub and tug. Is that the same place you're talking about? It's been a while.

[Stockholm]

Sometimes for entertainment I like to check out ads. Sometimes I wonder who in the hell is posting all these explicit ads that promise thr world!

I'm sure the owners of these sites are making bank thru Bitcoin.

Here are a few that I often check.

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I'm sure none of this is news to you mongers, just hoping to get some new leads.

[RalphM]

I was in your fair city a couple of weeks ago and after a visit to TJ's Showgirls decided to pop over to Happy Spa the next strip mall over to finish off the evening. Place is a quick stop, was greeted by a tall, thin asian named "Candy" in a chain mail top and a miniskirt. Said she was Viet in English with a solid accent. Room rent was. 6, she wanted $$, I countered $6, she asked for. 2 more, but relented when I said no. Off to the races at that point. Stripped and laid down, CBJ, CG, doggy, then mish where I blew in the cover. She started complaining in mish, but I was close so I finished. According to her I made her cum and she wasn't expecting that which is why she asked me to stop / slow. Wouldn't really believe her, but afterwards she was pulsing and she got very affectionate after when at the start it was all business. Tools me to request her if I came back.

Cleaned up, on the way out I say a short asian in a business suit and a clipboard at the front and it looked like a cop escort sitting in a white car out front. I don't think they were getting raided, but inspected. Glad I didn't stay any longer and very happy for the masks. Walked back to TJ's for a bit then went back to the hotel.

$$2 it's, would repeat, but wouldn't mind seeing who else is available for variety reasons.

[Grimmy23]

I've been driving by this place for years but never stopped by until today. Unassuming white standalone building on Lincoln / Walker. Paid. 5 for 30 minutes. Got ready and in walks a decent looking k-girl named Nina. At first I thought she was young. It's hard to tell as she was masked the whole time, but on the flip when I got a better look I think she's probably early 40's. Petite little spinner body though. If I were to guess she's probably about 5'2" and not even 100 lbs. She was wearing a red top and black yoga pants.

Anyway, she does a reasonably good (by AMP standards) back massage for about 10 minutes before asking me to flip. When I could reach, I felt up her legs and butt through the yoga pants. She giggled a little but didn't resist. She also did a pretty good reach under tease before the flip, caressing the sack with one hand and the shaft with the other.

On the flip she gave me the HJ motion and I said yes. She had to leave the room to get oil which I thought was strange, but oh well. She left and came back quickly and started a front tease including tickling my nips. I lifted her shirt up and pulled her pants down and she put up no resistance. Decent looking little body, but tiny. I could literally fit her entire ass into one hand and had a lot of fun squeezing it. I managed to penetrate with a finger a little, and to my surprise she was dripping wet down there. That's rare. Usually at these places the girls are bone dry and have to squirt some lube on your finger if you're actually going to get it in. Her HJ was a little bit jack hammery, but not bad. I've had better and I've had worse. After I blew my load she cleaned me up and finished out the rest of the time with a pretty good leg and foot massage. This is also pretty rare. Most of the time at AMPs, once you blow you're rushed out the door. I was with my provider a full 30 minutes. She helped me get dressed and brought me the little tiny bottle of water that is customary at many of these places. No mention of a tip at any time. I gave her. 6 folded up and she just stuffed it in her pocket and said thank you without counting it.

All in all not a bad experience and I may go back. Certainly much better than Rainbow in Buena Park. The only thing I can say is they definitely are not changing sheets after every customer. She took the cover off of the face rest and changed that out, but the sheet that covered the rest of the table stayed in place and she just smoothed it out. But that's not unique to this place. In fact I don't believe for a second that any of the AMPs or LMPs actually use clean sheets for every customer. Read my earlier posts about that and why I believe this to be true.