Massage Parlor Reports

[Thoren2002]

I was relatively in the area so I decided to give Green a shot. I am not the most experienced hobbiest, but I have had my fair share of shitty experiences. This one ranks right up there.

I got there and was greeted by one lady who was probably in her 40's, but attractive. She rushed me into a "room" and started asking me a question that I simply couldn't understand. She asked over and over "two gus?" Just wasn't picking it up. I just said, Half hour and she walked out and called another girl in who was quite a bit younger. I got on the table and she started trying to ask me how much I wanted to pay making all sorts of hand and mouth gestures. I told her I would pay a Franklin for a BJ. She then said what about "two girls". Oh that's what the other one was saying. I said how much and then a nightmare of haggling started she wanted another franklin plus another house fee. I said I wouldn't pay another house fee. Business is obviously slow which is why they were asking. She insisted so I just said one girl. Then the other girl comes back in "why not two girls baby?' Too much money that's why. I again reiterated that I would pay 2 bills and that was that. Too much to begin with but at this point I was like whatever. Then after the second girl using her phone's calculator to figure out how much this simple math was they said okay.

I thought I was in the clear then. Got up and started to get their money, then some other hobbiest walked in and I said "back to 1 girl?" And they were like no you no worry. One of them went and got the other dude situated, I think the fucker fell asleep because I later heard snoring later. Then they both finally got back in the room and started what they apparently think is a massage. I felt like a fucking pastry bag being squeezed to decorate a cake. Then the phone keeps ringing and they keep answering it. Special props to whatever creepy douche called asking what their hours were and then said "oooo I can't wait you sound so pretty. " Seriously dude, stfu, just make an appointment and be done with it.

Then after they have stopped trying to bruise my extremities we get to the flip. I had already heard the Gladwrap getting ready before. I turn over and they start ooing and ahhing. Jeebus I am a grower not a shower there was nothing to be excited about. They then attempt to get a rise out of me to get the wrap on and while that is happening I look at them and start asking if they are taking anything off, and they start to lift up their tops to show me their bras, at this point I was just fricking done. I never force anything on anyone, but I did politely ask that they get naked. They finally understood and started undressing. Of course they kept yapping at each other in Mandarin like they had been the entire time. Then the younger one got to work on the BJ and the older one who had surprisingly nice tits let me touch her just about everywhere. As I was starting to feel a little more engaged and like something was going to happen I motioned to the older lady it was her time to suck on some wrap. Naturally the phone rang and she got on that. The younger girls kept going, I was trying to hold back at this point but getting close. The other one got off the phone and was ready to go in but she wanted to change the wrap, so the other one takes it off and clumsily tries to put a fresh one on. I am on the brink and I just put my hands up in frustration. At that point the older chick decided fuck it with the wrap that just wasn't working and she goes in bare bones and at that point I just blew in her mouth, not intentionally but the stars were aligned. She was so frazzled I don't think she even notice and she kept going so I finally tapped out MMA style on her ass and she gave up realizing she had a mouth full of jizz. She laughed and asked if I wanted another round. At that point the snoring in the other room was pretty loud so I said no. I got dressed, they didn't change the table coverings at all, just folded up again and I left never to return again. If they could stay off the phone, understand Elemenatary level math, and just shut up, it could be an okay experience. Instead they chat too much and haggle way too much over money. Sorry for that much cash better can be had.

[Carl33]

Have they changed the lineup yet? I wasn't a big fan of the two they had in April. Much better in previous months.

[Spider2112]

So is the massage really that bad at Green Palace? The idea of a hummer is nice but I do enjoy the massage aspect too. It doesn't need to be CMT level but there should be some effort.

Yeah it's pretty bad, I've had worse. I went last week and opted for the 1/2 hr after reading the lack of massage skills here. Saw Mia, short Asian around 25-30. Extra $ but no FS yet.

[Thoren2002]

So is the massage really that bad at Green Palace? The idea of a hummer is nice but I do enjoy the massage aspect too. It doesn't need to be CMT level but there should be some effort.

[ILuvBoobs69]

I was in Springfield area and went to green palace today, call made an appointment. No Covid check Amy greeted me and directed me to a room curtain only. Pay .40 for an hh an 1.00 donation that included naked CBJ, no issues with roaming. The massage wasn't good at all but the extra were great. Amy looks late 30's skinny tattoo in the stomach, trimmed, small boobs. I will recommend the extras.

[Leopard889]

What was the damage.

40 for hhr plus 120.

[TheGatekeeper]

Hard to tell real age with the dim lights but I would guess mid-30's or younger, certainly not 65. Really nice soft breasts and nice figure. Definitely worth a visit.

What was the damage.

[Leopard889]

"hard to get in my immediate area. ".

Very hard to get. Got naked? Nice. Was it worth it? Was she older, like most in the area? What was the damage?

I'd say that, for the area, you did great. Like finding a unicorn. Unless of course she was 65 and pudgy (or you paid $200).

Hard to tell real age with the dim lights but I would guess mid-30's or younger, certainly not 65. Really nice soft breasts and nice figure. Definitely worth a visit.

[Garthy]

Stopped by twice more, the most recent I was with Apple. Took the hhr, she was vary flirtatious, nice soft natural feeling breasts, saran wrap BJ, did get completely naked which was nice. I do miss a table shower, but enjoy the extras that are hard to get in my immediate area.

"hard to get in my immediate area. ".

Very hard to get. Got naked? Nice. Was it worth it? Was she older, like most in the area? What was the damage?

I'd say that, for the area, you did great. Like finding a unicorn. Unless of course she was 65 and pudgy (or you paid $200).

[Leopard889]

Stopped by twice more, the most recent I was with Apple. Took the hhr, she was vary flirtatious, nice soft natural feeling breasts, saran wrap BJ, did get completely naked which was nice. I do miss a table shower, but enjoy the extras that are hard to get in my immediate area.

[TheGatekeeper]

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She is now posting in the springfield area.

Great Recon. Thank you.

[Renarns]

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She is now posting in the springfield area.

[NewEnglandKid]

Check hartford reviews she goes by Kat aka J Rabbit.

Thank you all for the feedback, definitely dodging a bullet on this one!!

[Renarns]

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Thanks.

Check hartford reviews she goes by Kat aka J Rabbit.

[Renarns]

Has anyone had any experiences with this provider? https://springfield-ma.skipthegames....e/553470208367.

Thanks.

Lots of bad reviews in hartford I've seen here once will never repeat again.