Massage Parlor Reports

**SalemDude** · 04-03-21 20:47

Hello Gentlemen,

Long time lurker but decided to get an account so I could contribute.

I've been to both Stayton locations about 6 month ago with no remarkable results but was wondering if anyone has had any different or recent results to of interest to share?

Interesting that a small town like that has 2 AMP's. Would be nice if they ended up being little jewels tucked away to enjoy!

**WarpFactor69** · 04-03-21 19:06

Got an hour massage here recently with an attractive 35+ woman wearing a short skirt. Standard ending but I'm under the impression more is available, especially if boss lady is not around. Will try again soon and report back.

I stopped by 3 other places to the west on division to get a business card check prices, was not impressed with any of the 3.

**WarpFactor69** · 04-03-21 15:05

Originally Posted by JonB2301 [View Original Post]

I had a horrific week at work (late post, sorry) and thought to get a. Little bit of the broken body recovered. Saw a post here and decided to judge for myself. Went in about an hour before close. Able to get in right away, always nice. 60 min massage, damage. 5 before I was taken to the treatment room. Disrobed and on the table, had to wait a few as another had arrived and there seemed to be a need for room cleaning (always comforting to find a spot that takes breath plague seriously). I asked and was given the therapist's name but can't remember (head trauma on Friday). 7/10 massage, not particularly skilled in techniques but nice firm pressure and knew enough not to knead over bones. Flip was good and left happy. No haggling, just left my tip of. 4 on the credenza in the room. Total visit 1. 0 as no change come here. Would repeat, but now know to bring exact change.

Don't understand the title. Maybe I need a crackerjack decoder ring.

**GoCougs73** · 04-03-21 13:27

Originally Posted by TPhilips123 [View Original Post]

New girl is Jessica. Mid 30, athletic body, perfect C twins (not implants like Lansi). 1. 4 boom boom everything safe. Her translated french was top notch and she doesn't quit until you stop her.

Asked for Lala but she mentioned that Lala is no longer working there. Atleast that is what I understood from her limited english. I visited twice this week and both the times Lala was not there. If anyone is looking for only Lala then do call them before the visit.

She rotates between the 4 shops owned by the same MMS. If / When you get to know her, suggest you get her # or WeChat and she'll let you know where she is or will be. Also, when she's BTW men, she may choose to see you outside of the shops. Know I'm not the only one. We did that for awhile but I didn't enjoy the BS. Still see her occasionally as she barely has any limits. Can see from here, she's racking a lot of mileage, too much for me and unsafe. Feel free to share any UTRs, have 1 now that I've never seen posted about that is fun!

**ORTailBlazer** · 04-03-21 12:27

Originally Posted by TPhilips123 [View Original Post]

New girl is Jessica. Mid 30, athletic body, perfect C twins (not implants like Lansi). 1. 4 boom boom everything safe. Her translated french was top notch and she doesn't quit until you stop her.

Asked for Lala but she mentioned that Lala is no longer working there. Atleast that is what I understood from her limited english. I visited twice this week and both the times Lala was not there. If anyone is looking for only Lala then do call them before the visit.

Dropped by hoping to see LaLa. Jessica was good looking though. Dressed up with tight dress. As you said perfect C. Little bit of fat but not at all bad. Filled out nicely.

I got once in a good while and always set up.

**RamblinJavlin** · 04-03-21 11:15

Originally Posted by TPhilips123 [View Original Post]

New girl is Jessica. Mid 30, athletic body, perfect C twins (not implants like Lansi). 1. 4 boom boom everything safe. Her translated french was top notch and she doesn't quit until you stop her.

Asked for Lala but she mentioned that Lala is no longer working there. Atleast that is what I understood from her limited english. I visited twice this week and both the times Lala was not there. If anyone is looking for only Lala then do call them before the visit.

You'd rather have Lala over Jessica?

**MoDick503** · 04-03-21 10:54

Hey fellow mongers,

I'm seeing if anyone has a place to get a nice BBBJ it's what I need right now. Willing to trade informs I go to a few spots on Vancouver.

Thanks.

**Member #6532** · 04-03-21 05:18

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

I haven't been to the spot next to the weed store, but the weed store is overpriced and average quality.

I checked out Sunshine this week and a "new girl" who had only been there "a week" was a bunch of fun! She had a nice thick body. Not fat at all but not Skinny. Nice skin, very friendly, sucked the poison out of my snake bite for 1. Wanted 1. 6 for boom boom. As I was leaving she said next time boom boom 1. 4.

New girl is Jessica. Mid 30, athletic body, perfect C twins (not implants like Lansi). 1. 4 boom boom everything safe. Her translated french was top notch and she doesn't quit until you stop her.

Asked for Lala but she mentioned that Lala is no longer working there. Atleast that is what I understood from her limited english. I visited twice this week and both the times Lala was not there. If anyone is looking for only Lala then do call them before the visit.

**RamblinJavlin** · 04-03-21 01:21

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

First time with Lily and she joined the list at #18. YMMV.

Number 18, number 18. I've gone back to the beginning and looked at post #18, but that wasn't it. What is #18? Thank you.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 04-02-21 23:17

First time with Lily and she joined the list at #18. YMMV.

**RamblinJavlin** · 04-02-21 21:11

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

I haven't been to the spot next to the weed store, but the weed store is overpriced and average quality.

I checked out Sunshine this week and a "new girl" who had only been there "a week" was a bunch of fun! She had a nice thick body. Not fat at all but not Skinny. Nice skin, very friendly, sucked the poison out of my snake bite for 1. Wanted 1. 6 for boom boom. As I was leaving she said next time boom boom 1. 4.

Damn. See that's what I missed. That's what I'm talking about. What time of day was this?

**UncleChu** · 04-02-21 20:15

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

I don't know about one near a 420 store, but I think your friend should check out Sunshine Foot Spa. There's a newer young chick with a tight body that's there. Good luck.

I haven't been to the spot next to the weed store, but the weed store is overpriced and average quality.

I checked out Sunshine this week and a "new girl" who had only been there "a week" was a bunch of fun! She had a nice thick body. Not fat at all but not Skinny. Nice skin, very friendly, sucked the poison out of my snake bite for 1. Wanted 1. 6 for boom boom. As I was leaving she said next time boom boom 1. 4.

**JonB2301** · 04-01-21 22:41

I had a horrific week at work (late post, sorry) and thought to get a. Little bit of the broken body recovered. Saw a post here and decided to judge for myself. Went in about an hour before close. Able to get in right away, always nice. 60 min massage, damage. 5 before I was taken to the treatment room. Disrobed and on the table, had to wait a few as another had arrived and there seemed to be a need for room cleaning (always comforting to find a spot that takes breath plague seriously). I asked and was given the therapist's name but can't remember (head trauma on Friday). 7/10 massage, not particularly skilled in techniques but nice firm pressure and knew enough not to knead over bones. Flip was good and left happy. No haggling, just left my tip of. 4 on the credenza in the room. Total visit 1. 0 as no change come here. Would repeat, but now know to bring exact change.

**Member #6590** · 04-01-21 20:42

Originally Posted by Trux1 [View Original Post]

So I went to Lilly Massage on 82nd a few years ago, once. I have been getting unsolicited texts ever since from this location. I always block the number, but the next text will be from a new number.

Today's text was an invitation to come to an Easter Buffet at a restaurant with an rsvp request and a note that it was was from Lilly at Lilly massage. I wish I was making this up. She's harder to get rid of than DRD.

Anyways, I still contend that there is zero reason to ever call these places but if you do, use a burner number. This was a bit of stupidity on my part.

There are couple places still texting me about new girl whenever they have. Fortunately, I used the fake number using the app and I set mute on that number so my girl does not know. Women are sensitive, be careful.

**Trux1** · 04-01-21 17:12

So I went to Lilly Massage on 82nd a few years ago, once. I have been getting unsolicited texts ever since from this location. I always block the number, but the next text will be from a new number.

Today's text was an invitation to come to an Easter Buffet at a restaurant with an rsvp request and a note that it was was from Lilly at Lilly massage. I wish I was making this up. She's harder to get rid of than DRD.

Anyways, I still contend that there is zero reason to ever call these places but if you do, use a burner number. This was a bit of stupidity on my part.