Massage Parlor Reports

[Dream619]

Coming to Chicago, I will be in the Dundee area, any good places to go?

[GBaby32]

Well I went in today to relax in G. E. I got Lisa again she had like braids which was kinda new never seen that on a Asian. She's cute from what you can see from her mask and she's a spinner. She goes hard on the massage. She puts a towel over you and does a hard massage then uses oil. She even does the neck and baxk of the head. Legit massages your whole back in sections. Great on the teasing and roaming on the flip I wanted more so she offered FS she wanted. $40 I settled with the next time and gave $. Mish and ended with doggy I tired my best to be quiet but man she was tight I just wanted to keep going. She speaks little English and she's super fun j will be back. Like always.

[Ron M]

Call police. Tell them she tried touching private area. Thought it was legit. You're not going back anyways. That'll teach 'them!

Call the department of Business Licensing. If this business isn't licensed the city while shut this place down immediately.

[Jayp80]

Call police. Tell them she tried touching private area. Thought it was legit. You're not going back anyways. That'll teach 'them!

No one should ever follow this advice even if sent jokingly.

[SideTalker]

Grand and Let spa are out, then.

Has anyone tried West river?

Helen used to be top notch but when she left this place has been rather underwhelming. Older providers.

[HanginBalls]

I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.

Call police. Tell them she tried touching private area. Thought it was legit. You're not going back anyways. That'll teach 'them!

[ApplePiePussy]

I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.

Grand is a Jack Shack. It's what happens when there's only 5 semi attractive, semi young MPs for all 11 million of us. The girls who work at Grand would be considered average to below average talent in places like NYC, LA, Orlando, Toronto etc.

We fight for scraps here and guys are so thirsty they pay 150 for a nude hand job. Plus 80 for the door. That's 230.240 in Orlando, NYC, LA etc gets you an hour long FS session with nude table shower and all sorts of wild shit, with way hotter women. In dallas it's even cheaper for BBFS. Toronto the same service as Grand is 120 Canadian.

[ChicagoCat99]

Grand and Let spa are out, then.

Has anyone tried West river?

[ChicagoCat99]

I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.

Thank you for sharing.

I wish at least one person would write about this place.

I could save $105 and go somewhere else.

I would repeat with $20 tip if massage was good at least.

It was not.

[Bateman97]

Saw new girl Eve. 5 ft tall. Slim young spinner with nice manmade c cups. Super fun super tight. $$. 2 all in for L3. Can't wait to go back.

[ChicagoCat99]

They want money out of pocket to begin L1.

Good I did not get any extra though I tipped $10 when I am out.

Mt was black + white girl.

Below average massage.

Not attractive.

[Casper27]

I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.

I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.

[ChicagoCat99]

I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.

Thank you for sharing.

I wish someone wrote this already.

Lucy was food eater to short 15 minutes session.

I thought Ozone spa was worst.

[SammiJoon]

Do not go there.

I have never seen any MT order food before session and ate in the middle of session.

She answered door bell and I thought it was another customer.

Surprisingly, food delivery.

She disappeared for 15 minutes to eat and did not extended session.

35 minutes massage for 1 hr payment.

Lucy, late 30's, Chinese blond (colored hair).

Probably owner.

Her suggestion was L1 $60, L2 $150 and L3 $200.

I did L1 for $40 since that was all the cash I had.

No erotic.

Mechanical and painful.

I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.

[Balkan75]

You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.

Which one is the best? I had Vivian only but I guess Momo is the winner here from all three.