Strip Club Reports

[Bad Bird]

It's called "The Office". It's $2,500 per year. They claim if you don't sign up right now it's going up to $5,000 per year soon. It includes Valet, Cover, and nothing else. You still pay for food and drinks. The back area just has a bench and no curtains or anything private. I don't see how this could survive. Since it's not well equipped for "dances", most of the girls are just expecting you to pay them to sit and talk with you.

That is $48 a week if you visit once per week for cover and valet. They're smoking the wacky weed. They will soon find out that the model will not work and lift or reduce, which will screw those who paid and it will get ugly. This may make sense in a NYC type place, not here. Not to mention, this list is on record. They get busted and that list will be made pubic, not favorable for those with a SO at home. A hack could even happen and expose the list, which happened with Ashley Madison a few years back.

[Advisor]

Labeled pictures below show dancers that I've seen during day shift visits at either BT's, Criket, or H8 North since the clubs reopened in February. These chicks provided worthwhile BBBJ with CFS sessions for under 140. I haven't resampled all of them yet.

Thanks JJ! I def have to visit BT's more often. Do any of these girls work Saturday or Sundays? I have to work days M-F.

[Eromon]

Stopped in around 10 pm. There were about 15 dancers.

A tight little blonde spinner in her 20's, Anastasia, piqued my interest, and we talked for a bit.

She said she only does lap dances at VIP for people she doesn't quite know yet which seemed like BS.

Anyway, I took her to VIP for few songs, and the dances were nothing special. I've had better dances in other clubs, and I wasn't there to just get lap dances.

Does anyone know if there is more to be had with her for regulars and is it worth it?

[HarryDude]

Coming in soon and curious how the 8 mile clubs are. I usually hit H8 N, Bogarts and S cricket but may stay more north if those clubs are any good?

I haven't been on 8 mile in years since the new Detroit proper rules, other Detroit clubs turned into shit, legends sucks used to be good. Trump's and Hustler (if those are still open) suck as well. Last time was my bachelor party in 2017 went to those 3 and didn't enjoy any.

Landing strip is my favorite for higher end feel, always leave happy. But obviously pricy. If I'm going out alone h8 n or Bogarts is where I go, quick to find what I want, cheap for the most part. And I stay out of the city, I've seen good things about SC I've had fun there but very expensive but it sounds like things have changed so might go back and I also need to try BTs that sounds like fun recently as well.

I did have a crazy time at cheatu vert LOL back in 17 I think. Just out in the open she took Jr out and sat on it LOL everyone could see it was quite an unexpected surprise. Only been there once so doubtful that is common.

My point is, too many good options from cheap and dive bar style to high end LS outside of Detroit proper to enjoy that it isn't worth wasting time on 8 mile. Just my. 02.

[TeeTime69]

Thanks for the pics, but how are they labeled? Can you indicate which club for each one?

At the banner on the top of the page, select photos. Find this batch and see FILE NAMES. For example Gretchen at Deja Vu. Jpg.

[Qetuo]

Labeled pictures below show dancers that I've seen during day shift visits at either BT's, Criket, or H8 North since the clubs reopened in February. These chicks provided worthwhile BBBJ with CFS sessions for under 140. I haven't resampled all of them yet.

Thanks for the pics, but how are they labeled? Can you indicate which club for each one?

[Electronman]

Labeled pictures below show dancers that I've seen during day shift visits at either BT's, Criket, or H8 North since the clubs reopened in February. These chicks provided worthwhile BBBJ with CFS sessions for under 140. I haven't resampled all of them yet.

Nice gallery JJ. Of the girls on your list, I've only sampled Cassandra at Cricket (day shift). Excellent session at a good price point.

[SmoothDriver]

Labeled pictures below show dancers that I've seen during day shift visits at either BT's, Criket, or H8 North since the clubs reopened in February. These chicks provided worthwhile BBBJ with CFS sessions for under 140. I haven't resampled all of them yet.

Props to you! Ty.

[Jules Jordan]

Labeled pictures below show dancers that I've seen during day shift visits at either BT's, Criket, or H8 North since the clubs reopened in February. These chicks provided worthwhile BBBJ with CFS sessions for under 140. I haven't resampled all of them yet.

[Easyride29]

Coming in soon and curious how the 8 mile clubs are. I usually hit H8 N, Bogarts and S cricket but may stay more north if those clubs are any good?

[Electronman]

It's called "The Office". It's $2,500 per year. They claim if you don't sign up right now it's going up to $5,000 per year soon. It includes Valet, Cover, and nothing else. You still pay for food and drinks. The back area just has a bench and no curtains or anything private. I don't see how this could survive. Since it's not well equipped for "dances", most of the girls are just expecting you to pay them to sit and talk with you.

Why would anyone pay that kind of money for the privilege of paying the girls to sit and talk to them. Surely there must be some private dance facilities in the club?

If not, they should change the name of the club from the Office to "A fool and his money. ".

[Lamarr]

There's also PPS (Platinum Pussy Syndrome). Basically it's to GPS what GPS is to normal. Say $200 is typical at the club, $500 might be GPS and $1500 would be PPS.

I have actually met a few at Flight Club who had a bad case of PPS.

When I referenced GPS below, it was an image of Flight Club in my mind. The mothership of GPS.

[HeeJunk]

Yeah someone isn't thinking this through 2,500 to 5 k is going to be a hard sell for a normal Detroit strip club. I thought it might be a way to claim being a private club and not have to follow the current Detroit private dance area rules. If that was the case they might have had a hit but then again the suburban clubs won't have that membership price either.

I think there are a few around the country. They can always reduce their prices.

[DA9988]

It's called "The Office". It's $2,500 per year. They claim if you don't sign up right now it's going up to $5,000 per year soon. It includes Valet, Cover, and nothing else. You still pay for food and drinks. The back area just has a bench and no curtains or anything private. I don't see how this could survive. Since it's not well equipped for "dances", most of the girls are just expecting you to pay them to sit and talk with you.

Yeah someone isn't thinking this through 2,500 to 5 k is going to be a hard sell for a normal Detroit strip club. I thought it might be a way to claim being a private club and not have to follow the current Detroit private dance area rules. If that was the case they might have had a hit but then again the suburban clubs won't have that membership price either.

[Devin226]

I heard from an ex Penthouse dancer that there is a new club opening at 8 Mile and Dequindre or thereabout. I think there use to be a gay club there years ago. Anyway, there is a $2,500 (not a typo) monthly admission fee for customers. I think the economics works similar to a golf club where drinks, food, etc, are assessed against the monthly fee. Obviously, such a monthly fee indicates that the club only caters to a particular clientele, which doesn't include yours truly. Just thought I would share in case anyone else has heard of such a club.

It's called "The Office". It's $2,500 per year. They claim if you don't sign up right now it's going up to $5,000 per year soon. It includes Valet, Cover, and nothing else. You still pay for food and drinks. The back area just has a bench and no curtains or anything private. I don't see how this could survive. Since it's not well equipped for "dances", most of the girls are just expecting you to pay them to sit and talk with you.