Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoCat99]

Grand and Let spa are out, then.

Has anyone tried West river?

[ChicagoCat99]

I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.

Thank you for sharing.

I wish at least one person would write about this place.

I could save $105 and go somewhere else.

I would repeat with $20 tip if massage was good at least.

It was not.

[Bateman97]

Saw new girl Eve. 5 ft tall. Slim young spinner with nice manmade c cups. Super fun super tight. $$. 2 all in for L3. Can't wait to go back.

[ChicagoCat99]

They want money out of pocket to begin L1.

Good I did not get any extra though I tipped $10 when I am out.

Mt was black + white girl.

Below average massage.

Not attractive.

[Casper27]

I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.

I didn't get a name the last time I was there but it was about a year ago when I last visited. The experience was very similar, except I gave her the standard 40 and she would not let me out of the room until I gave her 20 more. She kept blocking the door and I didn't want to get her out of the way and have her say I did something, so I ended up giving her 10 more. I was a regular here but came more often when Lina was still working, I even thought about talking about it with her.

[ChicagoCat99]

I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.

Thank you for sharing.

I wish someone wrote this already.

Lucy was food eater to short 15 minutes session.

I thought Ozone spa was worst.

[SammiJoon]

Do not go there.

I have never seen any MT order food before session and ate in the middle of session.

She answered door bell and I thought it was another customer.

Surprisingly, food delivery.

She disappeared for 15 minutes to eat and did not extended session.

35 minutes massage for 1 hr payment.

Lucy, late 30's, Chinese blond (colored hair).

Probably owner.

Her suggestion was L1 $60, L2 $150 and L3 $200.

I did L1 for $40 since that was all the cash I had.

No erotic.

Mechanical and painful.

I had a similar experience in Grand Spa. Amy was the girl. She gave ok massage and her English was good. She left the room multiple times and I think that she was eating under her mask as she was coming back in the room. When the flip came, she asked for $150 for nude hand job. I told her that is too much she was killing the mood with haggling. Then she got upset and said that I don't think you like Asians. I told her that calm down, I am in the Asian massage place so now you are making me uncomfortable. I told her to finish the massage and I do not want any extra. After massage was done without any extras, she blocked the door and asked for tip, and I said for what. For bad service or for making me feel uncomfortable. The whole experience was very uncomfortable. I did not pay any tip and left. They are all suffering from some serious gps there, but I think they used to milking us without any issue and they used to provide shitty service for premium price. I had everyone else in that spa. Pm me if you would like more information for coco Jennifer and Mia. They all look better than average but super money hungry, and make you feel like ATM. Amy is a ***** so avoid.

[Balkan75]

You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.

Which one is the best? I had Vivian only but I guess Momo is the winner here from all three.

[ChicagoCat99]

Do not go there.

I have never seen any MT order food before session and ate in the middle of session.

She answered door bell and I thought it was another customer.

Surprisingly, food delivery.

She disappeared for 15 minutes to eat and did not extended session.

35 minutes massage for 1 hr payment.

Lucy, late 30's, Chinese blond (colored hair).

Probably owner.

Her suggestion was L1 $60, L2 $150 and L3 $200.

I did L1 for $40 since that was all the cash I had.

No erotic.

Mechanical and painful.

[DrPepper2976]

I second this.

The place off Roselle and Wise is a jack shack--if you're lucky. In Roselle itself, there's Elite Asian which is off Irving Park and Meacham--although that place is kind of hit or miss, depending on who you get. There's Ling's right next to the Roselle train station. They offer a good L1, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.

Like GMan said, go to X in Mt Prospect and see Momo or Lux up in Buffalo Grove and connect with Pepsi.

Can you PM me the address for those? I tried google and kept getting dentist offices.

[Waking521]

I second this.

The place off Roselle and Wise is a jack shack--if you're lucky. In Roselle itself, there's Elite Asian which is off Irving Park and Meacham--although that place is kind of hit or miss, depending on who you get. There's Ling's right next to the Roselle train station. They offer a good L1, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.

Like GMan said, go to X in Mt Prospect and see Momo or Lux up in Buffalo Grove and connect with Pepsi.

You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.

[Dave Dewers]

Tina at TPro on Chicago Ave is very good at walk on the back.

Finally got to the city to visit Tina, and she's off. Got Cindy. 55 for the 1/2, 65 for the hour. Went with the hour and she obliged my double tap request. Decent back walk, but a little clumsy. UTC roaming. Left her. 6 and very relaxed. Another question tho. Any girls with "puffy" nipples?

Dave.

[GMan25]

I'm looking at Rubratings and am seeing all these ads that say Schaumburg but then list other locations. Are there actual Schaumburg locations that can be recommended that do FS?

You're going to be hard pressed to find any parlors in Schaumburg worthwhile, and I am not even considering FS. Drive the 10 minutes east to Mt. Prospect, or ten minutes north to Buffalo Grove and Lux. Lux has improved.

[DrPepper2976]

I'm looking at Rubratings and am seeing all these ads that say Schaumburg but then list other locations. Are there actual Schaumburg locations that can be recommended that do FS?

[RickSomething]

Stopped by East Rhythm on Ashland the other day. Never been and thought I'd give it a try.

Late 20's girl was at the front desk. Skinny, tiny tits, bad English said her name was Amy. Another girl, maybe late 30's, fairly decent looking with a decent rack and great English was there and I asked for her but she said she had another appt scheduled (which I later found out was bullshit).

I needed an actual massage and just said fuck it and went with Amy the skinny younger girl.

She had zero massage training. Just continually lightly rubbed her hands up and down. Not one single legitimate massage technique to be had. No teasing either. On the flip she asked what I wanted but her English was so bad it was nearly impossible to figure out what options where available. Finally gave up and settled on L1 for $40. L1 was reasonably good until the very end when she stops at the first indication that jizz might be on its way.

Paid for an hour, she shorted me 20 minutes. It was clear she was new and very inexperienced at the AMP game.

Great report! Simple and to the point, with color when needed. Thanks!