Massage Parlor Reports

[IndyGolfer60]

Stopped by yesterday evening after a long day of driving. Took hhr and Drew the beautiful CeeCee. I would consider her a spinner. The massage was a real massage and one of the best I have in a long time. She did provide me a great HE. I think more was available but wasn't what I was after yesterday. But plan on returning soon to find out and also taking full hour just because her massage would be worth it.

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[Assmanoh]

Stopped by yesterday for a visit as it's always been a good time. This time wasn't quite as good.

I got about 5 minutes of pushing on my body before told to flip over. Then asked for FS. She did everything she could to ensure the total depth was about 1-2 inches. Couldn't get her to open up and allow full strokes. Finished but it took a while and it wasn't great. I've never had that problem here but beware of coco. She's who was on duty.

[DuggerJug]

One of the administrators even told them one time they were naive to think that local law enforcement doesn't know exactly where all these massage places are already and to stop it with attempts to throw them off by these type of things. Him saying something or you saying something won't make any difference. You might as well let it slide because they enjoy doing that, trying to decode what each other are saying. Personally, I just switched over to strip clubs. This forum was not useful for me as far as finding massage places so I stopped trying to use it for that. I only look in very occasionally to see if anything has changed.

Yeah I think we all know that, but it's fun when kept to a minimum. If you are the first reviewer of a new place you get to coin the name.

[DuggerJug]

I must have missed it when muffler shop switched to SOHO pricing. MT wanted $2 for FS. We need better options west. DI on northside, sweet / relax east, Phoenix south. I guess Mountain is OK, but come on.

They got steep, which is why you don't see a lot of reports from there. It's off my rotation.

[CommonSteve666]

All the talk about roast beef and cheddar. Which I'm assuming is Arby's. How come folks don't like to say what it is on this forum? The code talk is so odd to me.

This is sweet at the corner of Washington and franklin. Back on January 23, I was piling on with dumb names and called sweet "beef and cheddar spa" because it is by arby's and beef and cheddar is one if their low grade offerings. If the poster who recently called sweet that name, I'm flattered my nickname was recalled. Since sweet has a name and can be found by that name on Google maps, no need for my moniker but I'll take it as a compliment.

[Garmila]

All the talk about roast beef and cheddar. Which I'm assuming is Arby's. How come folks don't like to say what it is on this forum? The code talk is so odd to me.

It is pretty odd. Way more effort than I care to put into it. It was a while back that Jackson said: Enough is Enough. Cut the Bullshit. It does throw things in a different direction when trying to understand WTH is this is. I understand why, but it is confusing if you don't invest the time to "get-it".

[Roy Cat]

All the talk about roast beef and cheddar. Which I'm assuming is Arby's. How come folks don't like to say what it is on this forum? The code talk is so odd to me.

One of the administrators even told them one time they were naive to think that local law enforcement doesn't know exactly where all these massage places are already and to stop it with attempts to throw them off by these type of things. Him saying something or you saying something won't make any difference. You might as well let it slide because they enjoy doing that, trying to decode what each other are saying. Personally, I just switched over to strip clubs. This forum was not useful for me as far as finding massage places so I stopped trying to use it for that. I only look in very occasionally to see if anything has changed.

[SlummiesChap]

Was hoping to visit Tabby at DI today but schedules didn't work so decided to head to my old faithful and get some Broncoberry sauce on my jalapeo popper. Got Lisa. Cute and a little chubby which was fine by me. Early 40's maybe late 20's. Full B maybe C's. Even with the mask I could tell she was cute. Got on the table with no towel and she got right down to business when she came back. Light teasing and was open to UTC roaming. She straddled my head and let her fingers do the walking. Great tease. She moved behind me and teased the old balloon knot with her nips. That was a first and was nice. Kept teasing the whole time. More teasing on the flip. Asked what I wanted and told her FS and offered $.40. I know that gets it done there and didn't feel like negotiating. She came back and stripped and went to work on Mr. Johnson. She must have been a magician at some point because I thought for sure she was giving a BBBJ but sure enough it was covered. Nice covered BJ and let the boys met her mouth. She was so smooth with the cover I didn't even feel her put it on. Sucked on my nips while she was getting into it. Had her get on the table and slipped in. I'm not swinging the big lumber, just average and pretty sure that kitty squeaked when I got it in. Nice and tight. Got the usual "so big, so good" stuff then she started to get into it. Rubbing her kitty and really enjoying it. Both trains arrived at the station. She pulled her mask down and was cute. Great dimples. Cleaned me up and offered the finish the massage which was firm, thorough and really great. As she was cleaning me up she commented on my fresh shave that I was clean. That definitely helps. Best massage I've had there and over all the best experience there. A little more might be on the menu. She didn't mind me checking out the back 9. Would repeat.

All the talk about roast beef and cheddar. Which I'm assuming is Arby's. How come folks don't like to say what it is on this forum? The code talk is so odd to me.

[Agronoman]

What a strange deal. Dropped into Phoenix with the open sign on, and the two girls say sorry, not doing massages today. Then turn off the sign! So headed back north and stopped in at Relax in the Peddlers Mall. Drew Lea, with a nice plump rear end. Wouldn't go for FS, just provided a CBJ and HE. Too damn bad, because that rump was nice.

[TheBlindman]

Linda left a while back and now Massage Therapy Spa on and Arlington has had the open light turned off couple of weeks? No answer on the phone.

Maybe gone?

[FunkyOyster69]

Was hoping to visit Tabby at DI today but schedules didn't work so decided to head to my old faithful and get some Broncoberry sauce on my jalapeño popper. Got Lisa. Cute and a little chubby which was fine by me. Early 40's maybe late 20's. Full B maybe C's. Even with the mask I could tell she was cute. Got on the table with no towel and she got right down to business when she came back. Light teasing and was open to UTC roaming. She straddled my head and let her fingers do the walking. Great tease. She moved behind me and teased the old balloon knot with her nips. That was a first and was nice. Kept teasing the whole time. More teasing on the flip. Asked what I wanted and told her FS and offered $. 40. I know that gets it done there and didn't feel like negotiating. She came back and stripped and went to work on Mr. Johnson. She must have been a magician at some point because I thought for sure she was giving a BBBJ but sure enough it was covered. Nice covered BJ and let the boys met her mouth. She was so smooth with the cover I didn't even feel her put it on. Sucked on my nips while she was getting into it. Had her get on the table and slipped in. I'm not swinging the big lumber, just average and pretty sure that kitty squeaked when I got it in. Nice and tight. Got the usual "so big, so good" stuff then she started to get into it. Rubbing her kitty and really enjoying it. Both trains arrived at the station. She pulled her mask down and was cute. Great dimples. Cleaned me up and offered the finish the massage which was firm, thorough and really great. As she was cleaning me up she commented on my fresh shave that I was clean. That definitely helps. Best massage I've had there and over all the best experience there. A little more might be on the menu. She didn't mind me checking out the back 9. Would repeat.

[FunkyOyster69]

Was hoping to visit Tabby at DI today but schedules didn't work so decided to head to my old faithful and get some Broncoberry sauce on my jalapeño popper. Got Lisa. Cute and a little chubby which was fine by me. Early 40's maybe late 20's. Full B maybe C's. Even with the mask I could tell she was cute. Got on the table with no towel and she got right down to business when she came back. Light teasing and was open to UTC roaming. She straddled my head and let her fingers do the walking. Great tease. She moved behind me and teased the old balloon knot with her nips. That was a first and was nice. Kept teasing the whole time. More teasing on the flip. Asked what I wanted and told her FS and offered $.40. I know that gets it done there and didn't feel like negotiating. She came back and stripped and went to work on Mr. Johnson. She must have been a magician at some point because I thought for sure she was giving a BBBJ but sure enough it was covered. Nice covered BJ and let the boys met her mouth. She was so smooth with the cover I didn't even feel her put it on. Sucked on my nips while she was getting into it. Had her get on the table and slipped in. I'm not swinging the big lumber, just average and pretty sure that kitty squeaked when I got it in. Nice and tight. Got the usual "so big, so good" stuff then she started to get into it. Rubbing her kitty and really enjoying it. Both trains arrived at the station. She pulled her mask down and was cute. Great dimples. Cleaned me up and offered the finish the massage which was firm, thorough and really great. As she was cleaning me up she commented on my fresh shave that I was clean. That definitely helps. Best massage I've had there and over all the best experience there. A little more might be on the menu. She didn't mind me checking out the back 9. Would repeat.

[Captgol]

Revisited classic spa in Noblesville.

Standard finish. Won't repeat. Poor performance. Poor communication and unable to take direction. No tease. Mechanical and not worth it.

Details available via PM for those who are interested.

[IrishGuy11]

Had some time to blow today and figured I was in the mood for an Asian buffet. Sweets was on my drive and stopped in to try out the menu. BTW they never change the massage table covering, same cover all day. They might toss a new towel on there, but that's it. We are all laying in the same filth fellas, makes us more connected I suppose. I tried out three of the five providers, by the third session they all looked at me like I was crazy, I could hear them gossiping every time I walked by again and smiling. Each time I walked out afterwards and played a game of Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe and picked the next one. Just in case you're wondering, I'm a straight lace, clean cut guy who goes to the gym, so it's not like they were grossed out by me. They all say the same thing when on top "strong body" "strong cock".

Apple.

The good, well she gives a good massage, I can tell she is not a typical FS provider, she focused mostly on the rub and took her time.

The bad, she tried everything to avoid FS, kept saying "too big". She was smaller, older, decent face, Bush, b cup with eraser nips. Everything covered, she even wore her mask the entire time, the logic makes no sense. She blows me, but then put it back on. Could not take more than 2 inches of Mr. Lucky. Terrible and unsexy session, don't ever pick her. I tipped her 100, she wanted more, but I said take it or leave it, she took it. I over paid.

YuYu.

The Good, I've seen her a few times, always enthusiastic and gets the job done, has the personality I like to see an an AMP. Even when she hates working, she at least hides it well. BTW they all hate it fellas, don't let those forced smiles and fake giggles fool you. She has a decent Korean body, lacks an ass like most of them do. Nice fake bolt on upper c cups. Will do BBBJ and BBFS, but wanted way too much for the BBFS today. I once got it for 140 on a slow day, but demanded 200 today. I gave her 120 tip.

The Bad, I could tell she was tired today, she looked used up and less put together. Energy was a little low and I got a good look at how dark and brown her teeth are, big turn off. I don't think I will repeat for a long time unless in a pinch, but she is in the top two there for sure.

Lisa is new or new to me.

The Good, she is on the younger side early 30's, c cup, little chub in all the right places, nice face.

The Bad, she is a ***** who can't even pretend to not be a money grubbing meat hole. I was going back for thirds and picked her. I gave off a positive vibe and the first two sessions with the other girls went fine, no drama. I figured she would be happy I picked her since she knew she would be getting a tip. We went into the room and she instantly said how much since she knew what I was there for. I made my typical offer starting at 100, she wanted 140 and got angry and said she would have to work hard on me since I just came twice and it would be more difficult to make me cum. Her attitude turned me off, could tell the visit was doomed. I was willing to give in and pay 140, but not with that attitude. I was tempted to do the the standard hour massage, make her work and then leave without tipping. I opted instead to tell her she can sit on the filthy couch with the other girls and make no money today, business was slow. She didn't seem to care and walked away.

I have a feeling a lot of mongers are walking in and over paying, if the girl asks for 140, they fork it over no questions asked I assume. Always start at 100 and go to 120 tops, if the provider is older or not a preferred pick, stick to a 100.

You're a better man than me. 3 one after another and probably $500+? Quite the day.

[XandirHunt]

I must have missed it when muffler shop switched to SOHO pricing. MT wanted $2 for FS. We need better options west. DI on northside, sweet / relax east, Phoenix south. I guess Mountain is OK, but come on.