Massage Parlor Reports

**SplitLickity1** · 04-01-21 09:46

Originally Posted by Mikey001 [View Original Post]

Dude,

Maybe like 6 or 7 years ago this place was booming. Massive titty providers were a normal thing. Emily from PAS, Hailie, MBS, Tara, the list goes on. And these were non-AMP spa's. What happened? Standards have dropped. The reporting is just not what it used to be. I don't know if yall remember a gentleman whose handle was named after a specific car that was named after a feline animal. I believe this mother fucker brought a lot of life to this sub and increased traffic for sure. His posts were ridiculously amazing. Personally, I'm going to do my best to report more. Hopefully we can drive up traffic and bring the big titties back.

I still go by Luxsa regularly. Because I can't find any other decent nonamp locations. Jackie "retired" right before covid for me.

P.S.- Please let me know if you have any big natural titty, not really bbw, provider you would like to recommend. LOL.

Even though her tits aren't natural they are amazing and she is still around.

**Mikey001** · 04-01-21 08:41

Originally Posted by Opus1984 [View Original Post]

I'll second LargeProf on this: the roster of women with a massive rack, even BBWs, starts with Slim and ends with None. You won't find them at any of the parlors that get all the traction on this forum, which leaves you with indies. I've not seen (or seen advertised) any BBW massage specialists.

Jade might be the closest thing to what you describe, but I've seen no reviews about her.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Kevidill1

Looking forward to your report about the trip.

Dude,

Maybe like 6 or 7 years ago this place was booming. Massive titty providers were a normal thing. Emily from PAS, Hailie, MBS, Tara, the list goes on. And these were non-AMP spa's. What happened? Standards have dropped. The reporting is just not what it used to be. I don't know if yall remember a gentleman whose handle was named after a specific car that was named after a feline animal. I believe this mother fucker brought a lot of life to this sub and increased traffic for sure. His posts were ridiculously amazing. Personally, I'm going to do my best to report more. Hopefully we can drive up traffic and bring the big titties back.

I still go by Luxsa regularly. Because I can't find any other decent nonamp locations. Jackie "retired" right before covid for me.

P.S.- Please let me know if you have any big natural titty, not really bbw, provider you would like to recommend. LOL.

**JimmyChap** · 03-31-21 23:36

You'll see I had asked about KMS earlier in the thread. I knew that there had been changes there, but hoping they would still be able to rise to the challenge. Spoiler alert: They didn't.

I really didn't have much choice. I am staying close to KMS, and didn't have much time. I couldn't go to my desired destination of NDS, King or You.

I bit the bullet and headed there. Walked in, only one provider in the place. She was finishing up one of you. I waited about 10 minutes and she came in. Tatiana, or TiTi. I couldn't understand her broken English. She brought me to the TS. It was so-so. Definitely not up to the level I've come to love from your wonderful town.

Back in the room she quickly put on the cover and started with mish. I like a bit of fun and teasing before the main event, but again, I was there for the ride. That's when she started balling. Yep, she was crying. Not cool. It was time for me to leave after that. Ugh.

So, friends, I would skip this one. Enjoy your wonderful AMPs, this isn't one of them.

**Skippie876** · 03-31-21 23:25

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

I think this is the first mention of this place in this forum. We'd love to know more.

Kirkman rd area. Very attractive Brazilian technician that provides a very hands-on and thorough job at manscaping. Good energy and you can know when someone enjoys your job and aim for the satisfaction of the customer. No mas. But you will leave warm, clean and ready to play.

**Joetorious** · 03-31-21 22:34

I've been seeing that some of the main spas like Milk and BO are staying open later until 11:30 now. Does anyone have any experience with these hours? I'm wondering if the girls are tired, sore and ready for the end of the day by then.

**SwampRat414** · 03-31-21 22:17

So, I went to Your Massage and asked for an hour. They said they were busy and to come back in 30 minutes. OK, I wasn't in a hurry and was hungry anyway. Grabbed a bite to eat and came back to ask for an hour. When I get there, Yuko answered, but again with the busy thing and I'd need to wait 10 minutes, but she only wanted to commit me for a 30 minute massage. I like to relax and have found that 'busy' often means rushed service so I declined. She said she was sorry and gave me a big hug and promised me good service if I'd change my mind.

Looking into her doe eyes, the big head lost the intelligent conversation and we elected to stay giving her the $60 for 30 min. I was dirty from work and wanted a quick shower. She seemed frustrated, but I really didn't want oil, sweat, and grit as part of the massage. She dropped me off, then said 'busy' and someone else would come get me. 15 minutes later, I had given up on anyone coming to get me and had just showered myself and dried off. By now, I'm annoyed, but at least clean. Nothing happening here, I popped my head out and see mamasan in her old lady pink track suit in the back. I wave at her and she signals me back to my room, following me in. Again she explains 'busy' and that she'll massage me. If figure WTF might as well get what value I can.

Turns out, her massage was high quality so I was just pretending I was at one of the legit places and rolled with it. 25 minutes go by. Steady stream of folks in / out being turned away. Phone ringing off the hook. Yuko popped in to check on things every 7 minutes or so. At the time for the flip, Yuko traded places apologized and gave me the quick version of the front massage that most of us go for along with some UTC roaming. I tipped $60, but probably should have been $40 based on things. They didn't ask for a tip and mamasan really did work hard and didn't make me wear the mask.

Would I go back? Absolutely. They have treated me well in the past and did OK here with what they had going on. If they give me that damned busy signal, I'm out though. Big head is going to rule that discussion next time.

Of course this story is all fiction. Happy mongering.

**Littleshyguy** · 03-31-21 21:01

So, I had last tried U-massage well over a year ago and wasn't overly impressed. Recent reviews seem to imply that they had upped their game and were nearly on par with NDS, King and Milk.

I was in the area this weekend and thought I'd give them a chance. Upon arrival I was told that Jenny was "on vacation" but I'd see nice young girl.

Diamond ushered me back to the room. She is slightly older, petite and a little thicker than some smaller asian women. Cute face.

The table shower was nothing special. Back to the room and she kept her mask on and gave me an extended light massage. I had a feeling that this wasn't going to live up to my hopes.

After a while, we rolled over and she was a little more playful, but not anywhere near the level of GFE or fun, sensual that the other places often provide. Honestly at this point, I kind of nodded to myself and acknowledged that I should have spent my time and money at a tried and true place.

In the end, I had a decent time, but not anything worth repeating. I might MIGHT try again if Jenny is back so I can see if her enthusiasm is real for me, but until then, I will stick to the Big Two or Three.

**JunoMan** · 03-31-21 18:08

Fellow mongers, I'll be visiting you city next week, staying in the Kissimmee area with others. Looks like NDS is the place to go for Asian, what about Caucasian? Doesn't have to be a parlor, independent would be fine, just would have to be incall. Like the ffm details for NDS, would also like to find a bbbjwcimws. Thanks.

**Batman6969** · 03-31-21 17:53

Originally Posted by JustBrowsin [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info I'll probably wait a bit longer on checking out the new location.

I stopped by there this morning and saw Katy as well. Very nice looking girl and I would say the few days she's been there she seems to have learned a lot. Had a nice time in the TS with lots of erotic scrubbing that was very nice. Almost too nice actually. Did some slip and slide, a little BBBJ preview and went to the room. She proceeded to gobble my cock for at least 10 minutes. She kept asking "You like? Fuck yea I like. Finally laid her on the table for some DATY. She obviously was enjoying it totally. Suited up and started with some standing mish. Then went to K9 and ended up with some sideways K9 off the side of the table. Finally filled the bag and literally fell over on top of her. We were both covered in sweat and just laid there catching our breath for a few minutes. Got cleaned up just in time for the infamous "knock". Kiko started to ask me how she was and she said I can already tell just by looking at you that you had a good time. She was absolutely right!

As for the entrance there really is no need to use the front door as they always answer the side door now. Good times once again at Team Kiko!!

**CallMeMatthew** · 03-31-21 17:50

I tried to go back to see Sophie at My Dream Spa in Altamonte Springs that I saw earlier this month and the place was clearly closed. No open sign lit, and you could see through the front door the fish tank and other furnishings that were there before are gone.

I was disappointed as I enjoyed Sophie's massage very much. Slim pickings on the North side for full service.

-cmm.

**Lebowski69** · 03-31-21 17:37

Double post my apologies.
The dude abides.

**Lebowski69** · 03-31-21 17:34

Originally Posted by JimDandy8392 [View Original Post]

Go to Magic. You won't be disappointed.

If your looking for good massage with standard ending Tina at Star massage in castleberry is highly recommended. Excellent massage technique she can deliver deep tissue like no other AMP in Orlando.

Happy mongering the dude abides.

**Lebowski69** · 03-31-21 17:12

Originally Posted by JimDandy8392 [View Original Post]

Go to Magic. You won't be disappointed.

If your looking for good massage with standard ending Tina at Star massage in castleberry is highly recommended. Excellent massage technique she can deliver deep tissue like no other AMP in Orlando.

Happy mongering the dude abides.

**Waarthog** · 03-31-21 17:07

Originally Posted by Dragonfly08 [View Original Post]

Hi Gentlemen,

I am visiting your fine city this week and would love to get a massage from a woman with big titties. The bigger the better. BBW ok. Any ideas?

DragonFly empty your Message folder. We can't contact you.