Massage Parlor Reports

[DA9988]

I went to Green Day massage in warren, and it was the worst experience ever. Multiple things went wrong number one its a non erotic parlor, two the massage was not that great, and the big one the girl had to start and stop the massage 6 times to answer the front desk. It was so bad I was close to just getting dressed and leaving the only reason I didn't was the the lady was nice, and not to cause a scene.

[Freddy100]

Not a good experience.

Was taken care of by grumpy masseuse with raspy voice, nice cans, very skinny legs no butt. I did not ask her name. She did not remove her mask for most of the appointment so I did not get a look at her face. Seemed older kept room very dark with a towel over the lamp. Will not be going back anytime soon. Ugh.

[LuckyJimmy]

Got in contact with them. Seems kinda high tbh. Massages are 100 hr, + 200 for an ending. So 300 all in. Idk if the providers are better or what, but seems like it's a bit much for me, especially when they require 50% down to set your appointment.

Thanks Wiggs. I agree, too expensive. And I don't do any deposits in advance. Immediately trips my Red "Scam Flag".

I did do a drive- by Of Ocean Blue yesterday around 2:00 PM, with intention of just getting a look at the place, scoping out the immediate Surroundings, parking, exit routes, etc. As some others have said, it's not the "worst" area you can go, but it's definitely not the best either. And I was born and grew up in Detroit, I know my way around in the city. Anyway, Looks like you have to park on Mich Ave, or on 52 ndstreet (I'd definitely worry about my car out there). All that said, I'm adventurous and may still TOFTT, but probably not until a weekday late AM, and only if the deposit is waived. Thanks to all that have responded to my initial post!

[TullyBlanchard]

Last time I was there I blew the back of her head out. Before I left I dropped a duece in her toilet.

I bet she would have let you drop that deuce on her chest for a few extra bucks.

[Mr Regular]

I have my report months ago but will give the abridged (and hopefully unbiased) version here in case there are some on the fence about seeing her:

Pros:

Cheap. 30 minute massage plus BBBJ for $50-60.

Safe. Both personally and location.

No drugs, smoke or weed.

Big tits.

Cons:

Talkative / coo-coo but this can be attributed to a brain injury.

Cat. This cat is not cute and wants to be on the table with you.

Looks / attractiveness. Yes she has aged a little from her pics but still has nice tits (see pros).

I would say she is a "value" experience. You get what you pay for without any of the ghetto shit and drugs that come with any other woman who would provide these services at these rates.

That's all we should expect or ask for.

I will probably not repeat, but not for anything she was or wasn't just not worth it to me.

Gentleman.

I really don't understand why there's been such an over abundance of reports about Breeze lately, bc anyone on this site would have to be blind not to realize all the facts posted about her by now? Although it has seemed that this all started due to a unintentional report by a member who has since realized his mistake and has now maned up "3" times and explained his error in a reasonable manor to all members in question, so lets hope this is the end of it!!

About the above report, it's all 100% true, bc I too have seen her many times over the last few + years, although I decided to go elsewhere starting about a year ago, bc I actually started to feel sorry for her pitiful self, she's had 2 brain surgery procedure's, & she can be appear to be a little scary co-co, but her business is the only way she hold job, exist, & support herself & in addition help her son who's in school in California trying to make something out of himself?

So with even more true detail, and hopefully for the last time?

Yes, she provides the best price in our entire area to end with a decent BBBJ, without swallowing, bc after you pop, she right away runs to the john and spits! Yes, her home is in a clean & safe area of Westland, no drugs, smoke etc. , but her damned hairless cat can be a pain, bc at times it likes to jump on the table! Fees are just $30 for HH & $60 for an HR & she doesn't even require or ask for a tip, but, if your a half assed decent human, be respectful to her and give her an extra $20, but don't expect much of a massage, it's absolutely non existent, so just use a half hour, bc it's a chore just to listen to her yakking away for most of an entire hour! Yes, her picture is for sure over 10 + years old, as she's now about to turn 50, and she's gained a lot of weight since the pic was taken. Yes, she has a decent pair of tits, although they are quite saggy, and about her looks, well, lets just say, one look is enough, so close your eyes, & think of porn star LOL So that's all folks, and a shout out to you too Mr. S-Hunter, for your now "3" cents worth?

[Wally2822]

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[BlkKnight]

I have my report months ago but will give the abridged (and hopefully unbiased) version here in case there are some on the fence about seeing her:

Pros:

Cheap. 30 minute massage plus BBBJ for $50-60.

Safe. Both personally and location.

No drugs, smoke or weed.

Big tits.

Cons:

Talkative / coo-coo but this can be attributed to a brain injury.

Cat. This cat is not cute and wants to be on the table with you.

Looks / attractiveness. Yes she has aged a little from her pics but still has nice tits (see pros).

I would say she is a "value" experience. You get what you pay for without any of the ghetto shit and drugs that come with any other woman who would provide these services at these rates.

That's all we should expect or ask for.

I will probably not repeat, but not for anything she was or wasn't just not worth it to me.

Last time I was there I blew the back of her head out. Before I left I dropped a duece in her toilet.

[Jp1225]

I have my report months ago but will give the abridged (and hopefully unbiased) version here in case there are some on the fence about seeing her:

Pros:

Cheap. 30 minute massage plus BBBJ for $50-60.

Safe. Both personally and location.

No drugs, smoke or weed.

Big tits.

Cons:

Talkative / coo-coo but this can be attributed to a brain injury.

Cat. This cat is not cute and wants to be on the table with you.

Looks / attractiveness. Yes she has aged a little from her pics but still has nice tits (see pros).

I would say she is a "value" experience. You get what you pay for without any of the ghetto shit and drugs that come with any other woman who would provide these services at these rates.

That's all we should expect or ask for.

I will probably not repeat, but not for anything she was or wasn't just not worth it to me.

[Concupiscent69]

If someone tells you she is attractive they have very low standards LOL.

No, it means they have very different taste. You not agreeing with them doesn't negate their opinion or taste.

[HeeJunk]

Got in contact with them. Seems kinda high tbh. Massages are 100 hr, + 200 for an ending. So 300 all in. Idk if the providers are better or what, but seems like it's a bit much for me, especially when they require 50% down to set your appointment.

You are getting scammed. This is a hair and nail spa.

[HeeJunk]

Conclusion that most are skanks now?

Open your eyes.

15 years ago they were edible.

No.

This conclusion.

"At Least I don't have to worry about getting some kind of ski rash, disease. ".

[SalBass]

I too miss the days of Scorps and EV. Always beautiful women in safe, upscale locations. Almost impossible to find now.

As far as Jennifer, I'm not trying to be mean. Nice person, but was surprised when she answered the door. Not a good surprise either. One thing about looks, it's all subjective. I've heard guys rave about some of these girls, and when you actually see them, you wonder what they've seen.

It's like the downriver nuru lady. I've bee tempted to see her, and guys rave about her erect nipples, etc. But I've asked guys in pm about her appearance, and several have told me she's at least 60 years old, short and pudgy. No thanks.

If someone tells you she is attractive they have very low standards LOL.

[Jjjapd]

Conclusion that most are skanks now?

Open your eyes.

15 years ago they were edible.

Please explain how you came to your conclusion?

[Riker36]

I too miss the days of Scorps and EV. Always beautiful women in safe, upscale locations. Almost impossible to find now.

As far as Jennifer, I'm not trying to be mean. Nice person, but was surprised when she answered the door. Not a good surprise either. One thing about looks, it's all subjective. I've heard guys rave about some of these girls, and when you actually see them, you wonder what they've seen.

It's like the downriver nuru lady. I've bee tempted to see her, and guys rave about her erect nipples, etc. But I've asked guys in pm about her appearance, and several have told me she's at least 60 years old, short and pudgy. No thanks.

At Riker36 Thank you.

I very much miss the scorp days, then everything it morphed into. And the other boards that tired to be equal. If one is going to leave a review and a pic to to the provider, please, please address looks if they do not match the pic. Please I was going to see her but now, no way Thank you for the review and thank Riker36 heads up.

In the long run keep posting and providing accurate information.

[Aussie695]

Can anyone suggest where to go for a decent massage with possibly more than a HJ in that area? Will be visiting. Thanks!