Massage Parlor Reports

**BKoobs** · 03-28-21 14:35

Originally Posted by WestcoastRydah [View Original Post]

GREAT REVIEW!

I kind of had the feeling you would get a 4 hands massage soon LOL. It's great isn't it! I make sure I go for one every couple of months.

Wow! What a great report. Definitely going to try them out.

**Cook72** · 03-28-21 13:36

Originally Posted by Dugglc [View Original Post]

Yes it is really sad to see Yumi gone. She will be back though. Her and Kiko are good friends. She is just taking vacation. It's been a long time since she had time off. I do like the rotation though. Katy is a nice girl. A bit older then the rest of the girls I think. Maybe early to mid 30's. Short hair and pretty face. She's new to the spa scene I think. New to America too I think. Not much english at all. Kinda shy in the shower. Actually thinks it's a shower to wash you up LOL. It was nice though. Decent slip and slide, but back in the room she's good. She's a real good kisser and has some eraser nipples that are nice too. Avoided 69 and went right from BJ to cover and cg. Switched up to standing mish and slipped out to try some daty where she seemed to really enjoy herself. Went back to standing mish then standing k9 before she got up on the table for regular mish. Pulled me down for some kissing then got up to my knees and hammered it good to finish up. She was giving me 2 thumbs up and saying you make me very happy LOL. Went and got a hot towel to clean up and kept saying you make me very happy. Then the dreaded knock on the door. That's when you could really tell her english is no good. I asked was that Kiko knocking on the door and she didn't understand. Didn't even understand Kiko's name LOL. Overall I think she will work out fine once she gets everything down. Nice and tight, nice natural B titties, and a really good kisser. Just well groomed instead of shaved though. I like them shaved or waxed myself, but as long as it's a close trim I'm ok with it, and she is closely trimmed.

I am really going to miss Yumi though. She was my favorite of all the girls in all the spas except for Jessica when she was here. Jessica was a bit more of a pleaser, but Yumi has the perfect body and personality. Loved the way she was always laughing and joking the entire time.

Glad to hear Yumi will be back, she is a really good kisser and great body. I have not been involved much in the AMP scene here, so I am not 100% on how their rotation works, glad to here she is not gone forever. I have always been able to find super fine escorts here and in Tampa to satisfy my needs till lately. Decided to try out the AMPs. It is good news that Katy is a good kisser as well and eraser nips are right up my alley. Next time I am in town I'll try her out.

**Trigg7272** · 03-28-21 13:20

Was in the mood for an actual massage so I figured I would stop by posh to get a good massage and HE. Got the older lady, which I'm glad I did, and she gave another good massage. She knows what's she's doing. I actually enjoyed the massage so much, I didn't even go for any roaming. She kept the massage going on the flip, making sure to massage every inch of me. Once she finished, she asked if JR wanted a massage. Of course he did. She has good technique and got me there in a timely manner. The only problem I had was she was a little too far down the table for me to get in any good roaming. Other than that, I left getting exactly what I went in for. I'll return when I'm in the mood for another good massage with a regular HE.

**JohnRoy0408** · 03-28-21 13:14

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

Thanks for the compliment! I highly recommend that you make the drive over and try it for yourself. You only live once!

I will re-post this over there. Hopefully no one takes it the wrong way. Cheers!

Are these Tiffany / Monica Chinese / Korean?

Any spa with Mexican gals?

**Dr Willy** · 03-28-21 13:14

Originally Posted by TexasSailor [View Original Post]

As much as I love MC / Milk, King and NDS, I was getting a bit tired of the same somewhat mechanical routine. Lately there have been a lot of interesting posts about UMassage so I thought I would try it out since I never had before. As I walked in I drew Lisa. Decent looks and decent body, but a bit more aged than the O town favorites. The cans are real, which I do prefer.

Was definitely not the mechanical experience like the above mentioned places. However I felt like she was a bit new or lost in the expectations. Clothes stayed on during shower so there was no b2 b play. The only attention JR got was a quick soap down.

Back in the room we started off with a massage while she was fully dressed. They finally came off on the flip but she seemed to keep things out of reach. The rest of the experience I felt like I had to lead her as to what she should be doing. I had to ask for each progression. The FS action finally came about and she used so much slippery stuff on herself that I couldn't feel much. Eventually JR stopped standing and the finish was accomplished with a long beat down of a HJ. Not exactly the way I wanted to go. I do like to try to adventure from the normal occasionally, but I left there wishing I stopped in at one of my usual spots.

Sounds EXACTLY like my experience with Lisa. And, had you RTFF to find my report here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...57#post5258457

... you would have been able to dodge Lisa and ask (and maybe wait) for Jenny! I'm not busting your chops for NOT doing the research here, because this thread is so freakin' active that you'd have to go back to 10 pages (or more) to find that report (even though it's only 12 days old!), so as far as I'm concerned, you get a big PASS for not finding that (which is why I'm sort of 'bumping' it here).

Back to the matter of Lisa vs Jenny at U-Massage: I'm hoping enough guys go in there and DECLINE Lisa, asking for Jenny instead, that Lisa eventually "gets the message" and steps up her game. As reported in my prior referenced post, Lisa WAS willing to go BBFS without much encouragement even though I couldn't go through with that (asked for the cover instead).

**MrCraftyHands** · 03-28-21 12:59

Had another great visit to blue ocean this morning. Melina or Melinda, not sure, quite an accent. 200 up front and, mediocre table shower and off to the races back in the room with the great views of Latina tits and ass I've come to love. I frankly don't understand the terrible reviews. If we have read the forums we know what this place has become. Latinas are not Asians! LOL They are not submissive and have an attitude! That's part of what I like! But they get the job done and you just can't beat the views, the Spanish, or the ay papi's. LOL They are most definitely not Asian.

The old mama San has always been great to me, always provides a choice of the ladies, let's me switch if not happy, and has absolutely given the money back when I have not clicked with a girl after a few minutes and there are no other choices. I always feel like they go above and beyond to make sure I'm happy, so I really don't get the negative reviews other that everybody's mileage will vary as always. I love the Latina Miami spas blue ocean always satisfies my Latina itch between trips to Miami. I've been here over 25 times. Just know what it is and what it is not before you go and you will save yourself from some disappointment. And always always always ask to see a line up to make sure you get someone your into.

**Dugglc** · 03-28-21 10:41

Originally Posted by Cook72 [View Original Post]

I know there are advantages of rotating ladies and variety is nice but I hate when I find one I really like and then they ship her out. Sorry to see Yumi go.

Yes it is really sad to see Yumi gone. She will be back though. Her and Kiko are good friends. She is just taking vacation. It's been a long time since she had time off. I do like the rotation though. Katy is a nice girl. A bit older then the rest of the girls I think. Maybe early to mid 30's. Short hair and pretty face. She's new to the spa scene I think. New to America too I think. Not much english at all. Kinda shy in the shower. Actually thinks it's a shower to wash you up LOL. It was nice though. Decent slip and slide, but back in the room she's good. She's a real good kisser and has some eraser nipples that are nice too. Avoided 69 and went right from BJ to cover and cg. Switched up to standing mish and slipped out to try some daty where she seemed to really enjoy herself. Went back to standing mish then standing k9 before she got up on the table for regular mish. Pulled me down for some kissing then got up to my knees and hammered it good to finish up. She was giving me 2 thumbs up and saying you make me very happy LOL. Went and got a hot towel to clean up and kept saying you make me very happy. Then the dreaded knock on the door. That's when you could really tell her english is no good. I asked was that Kiko knocking on the door and she didn't understand. Didn't even understand Kiko's name LOL. Overall I think she will work out fine once she gets everything down. Nice and tight, nice natural B titties, and a really good kisser. Just well groomed instead of shaved though. I like them shaved or waxed myself, but as long as it's a close trim I'm ok with it, and she is closely trimmed.

I am really going to miss Yumi though. She was my favorite of all the girls in all the spas except for Jessica when she was here. Jessica was a bit more of a pleaser, but Yumi has the perfect body and personality. Loved the way she was always laughing and joking the entire time.

**Zibiter** · 03-28-21 09:26

Any Tara updates or intel on Krista?

**Cook72** · 03-28-21 08:16

Originally Posted by NutSoup [View Original Post]

Kiko put up a new ad today with Katy, Candy, Mocha, and Micky. I guess Yumi has left us.

I know there are advantages of rotating ladies and variety is nice but I hate when I find one I really like and then they ship her out. Sorry to see Yumi go.

**CamperBob** · 03-28-21 08:02

I stopped in and saw Yoyo. She was a little thicker than I liked, but not bad. I saw a few other attractive girls there walking around in the back. Service was decent, full menu. She gave me a discount for being a first time customer.

**PhatMongrel** · 03-28-21 00:49

I'll be in Orlando in a couple of weeks. I was wondering about haoyunlai on West Colonial or OC on Fern Creek? Or should I stay with the big 5 that I've read so much about?

Please PM me with your thoughts. Thanks in advance.

**AlexKx93** · 03-27-21 22:14

Had a dream I met Candy at MM. She said she's half Japanese half Chinese. About 5-8. Nice curves. Only problem is she was implying that I finish throughout the session. I got a knock on the door to signal that my time was up and she wanted to end it right then and there. I told her give me a minute. Finished with a cim. I don't ever get BBJ's (specially here, where these girls are getting CIMs regularly and also performing TUMA), so I told her to just open her mouth so I can spray and she forcefully goes to junior and drains him. I was like WTF.

**Dugglc** · 03-27-21 21:26

Originally Posted by MagicHeadBalls [View Original Post]

Yes. Her name is Katy. It is her first time there. Well trained by Kiko.

Kiko put up a new ad today with Katy, Candy, Mocha, and Micky. I guess Yumi has left us.

**MagicHeadBalls** · 03-27-21 20:29

Originally Posted by NutSoup [View Original Post]

You sure Kiko said Katy and not Candy? Planning to visit tomorrow if there is really new talent, but if not will probably try to find something new to me at one of the other places.

Yes. Her name is Katy. It is her first time there. Well trained by Kiko.

**JDschmeckle** · 03-27-21 15:35

Went this afternoon I could tell in the table shower that this was not going to be the kind of massage I wanted upon returning to the Room I told the girl I was no longer intrested, yes she was Latina. I was told I could go ahead and leave I asked if I would be refunded any of the $250 entrance fee And was told no. The old lady at the front door who Looked like the crypt keeper Concurred that there would be no refund This place has become a rip off and a total waste of time. I miss the old days of the original Golden Gate And they're beautiful Deviant behavior.