Massage Parlor Reports

[TullyBlanchard]

Last time I was there I blew the back of her head out. Before I left I dropped a duece in her toilet.

I bet she would have let you drop that deuce on her chest for a few extra bucks.

[Mr Regular]

I have my report months ago but will give the abridged (and hopefully unbiased) version here in case there are some on the fence about seeing her:

Pros:

Cheap. 30 minute massage plus BBBJ for $50-60.

Safe. Both personally and location.

No drugs, smoke or weed.

Big tits.

Cons:

Talkative / coo-coo but this can be attributed to a brain injury.

Cat. This cat is not cute and wants to be on the table with you.

Looks / attractiveness. Yes she has aged a little from her pics but still has nice tits (see pros).

I would say she is a "value" experience. You get what you pay for without any of the ghetto shit and drugs that come with any other woman who would provide these services at these rates.

That's all we should expect or ask for.

I will probably not repeat, but not for anything she was or wasn't just not worth it to me.

Gentleman.

I really don't understand why there's been such an over abundance of reports about Breeze lately, bc anyone on this site would have to be blind not to realize all the facts posted about her by now? Although it has seemed that this all started due to a unintentional report by a member who has since realized his mistake and has now maned up "3" times and explained his error in a reasonable manor to all members in question, so lets hope this is the end of it!!

About the above report, it's all 100% true, bc I too have seen her many times over the last few + years, although I decided to go elsewhere starting about a year ago, bc I actually started to feel sorry for her pitiful self, she's had 2 brain surgery procedure's, & she can be appear to be a little scary co-co, but her business is the only way she hold job, exist, & support herself & in addition help her son who's in school in California trying to make something out of himself?

So with even more true detail, and hopefully for the last time?

Yes, she provides the best price in our entire area to end with a decent BBBJ, without swallowing, bc after you pop, she right away runs to the john and spits! Yes, her home is in a clean & safe area of Westland, no drugs, smoke etc. , but her damned hairless cat can be a pain, bc at times it likes to jump on the table! Fees are just $30 for HH & $60 for an HR & she doesn't even require or ask for a tip, but, if your a half assed decent human, be respectful to her and give her an extra $20, but don't expect much of a massage, it's absolutely non existent, so just use a half hour, bc it's a chore just to listen to her yakking away for most of an entire hour! Yes, her picture is for sure over 10 + years old, as she's now about to turn 50, and she's gained a lot of weight since the pic was taken. Yes, she has a decent pair of tits, although they are quite saggy, and about her looks, well, lets just say, one look is enough, so close your eyes, & think of porn star LOL So that's all folks, and a shout out to you too Mr. S-Hunter, for your now "3" cents worth?

[Wally2822]

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[BlkKnight]

I have my report months ago but will give the abridged (and hopefully unbiased) version here in case there are some on the fence about seeing her:

Pros:

Cheap. 30 minute massage plus BBBJ for $50-60.

Safe. Both personally and location.

No drugs, smoke or weed.

Big tits.

Cons:

Talkative / coo-coo but this can be attributed to a brain injury.

Cat. This cat is not cute and wants to be on the table with you.

Looks / attractiveness. Yes she has aged a little from her pics but still has nice tits (see pros).

I would say she is a "value" experience. You get what you pay for without any of the ghetto shit and drugs that come with any other woman who would provide these services at these rates.

That's all we should expect or ask for.

I will probably not repeat, but not for anything she was or wasn't just not worth it to me.

Last time I was there I blew the back of her head out. Before I left I dropped a duece in her toilet.

[Jp1225]

I have my report months ago but will give the abridged (and hopefully unbiased) version here in case there are some on the fence about seeing her:

Pros:

Cheap. 30 minute massage plus BBBJ for $50-60.

Safe. Both personally and location.

No drugs, smoke or weed.

Big tits.

Cons:

Talkative / coo-coo but this can be attributed to a brain injury.

Cat. This cat is not cute and wants to be on the table with you.

Looks / attractiveness. Yes she has aged a little from her pics but still has nice tits (see pros).

I would say she is a "value" experience. You get what you pay for without any of the ghetto shit and drugs that come with any other woman who would provide these services at these rates.

That's all we should expect or ask for.

I will probably not repeat, but not for anything she was or wasn't just not worth it to me.

[Concupiscent69]

If someone tells you she is attractive they have very low standards LOL.

No, it means they have very different taste. You not agreeing with them doesn't negate their opinion or taste.

[HeeJunk]

Got in contact with them. Seems kinda high tbh. Massages are 100 hr, + 200 for an ending. So 300 all in. Idk if the providers are better or what, but seems like it's a bit much for me, especially when they require 50% down to set your appointment.

You are getting scammed. This is a hair and nail spa.

[HeeJunk]

Conclusion that most are skanks now?

Open your eyes.

15 years ago they were edible.

No.

This conclusion.

"At Least I don't have to worry about getting some kind of ski rash, disease. ".

[SalBass]

I too miss the days of Scorps and EV. Always beautiful women in safe, upscale locations. Almost impossible to find now.

As far as Jennifer, I'm not trying to be mean. Nice person, but was surprised when she answered the door. Not a good surprise either. One thing about looks, it's all subjective. I've heard guys rave about some of these girls, and when you actually see them, you wonder what they've seen.

It's like the downriver nuru lady. I've bee tempted to see her, and guys rave about her erect nipples, etc. But I've asked guys in pm about her appearance, and several have told me she's at least 60 years old, short and pudgy. No thanks.

If someone tells you she is attractive they have very low standards LOL.

[Jjjapd]

Conclusion that most are skanks now?

Open your eyes.

15 years ago they were edible.

Please explain how you came to your conclusion?

[Riker36]

I too miss the days of Scorps and EV. Always beautiful women in safe, upscale locations. Almost impossible to find now.

As far as Jennifer, I'm not trying to be mean. Nice person, but was surprised when she answered the door. Not a good surprise either. One thing about looks, it's all subjective. I've heard guys rave about some of these girls, and when you actually see them, you wonder what they've seen.

It's like the downriver nuru lady. I've bee tempted to see her, and guys rave about her erect nipples, etc. But I've asked guys in pm about her appearance, and several have told me she's at least 60 years old, short and pudgy. No thanks.

At Riker36 Thank you.

I very much miss the scorp days, then everything it morphed into. And the other boards that tired to be equal. If one is going to leave a review and a pic to to the provider, please, please address looks if they do not match the pic. Please I was going to see her but now, no way Thank you for the review and thank Riker36 heads up.

In the long run keep posting and providing accurate information.

[Aussie695]

Can anyone suggest where to go for a decent massage with possibly more than a HJ in that area? Will be visiting. Thanks!

[WiggzMcGee]

Got in contact with them. Seems kinda high tbh. Massages are 100 hr, + 200 for an ending. So 300 all in. Idk if the providers are better or what, but seems like it's a bit much for me, especially when they require 50% down to set your appointment.

[Streethunter]

Nothing has changed with Breeze known her for years. Light massage with lotion with strong finish. If anything is wrong it's men that think because they spend 60 dollars that think they have as much game as an NFL QB from Houston.

Ok. I'll bite. Let me explain one more time. I saw breeze. I did not bad mouth her. I knew what to expect going in. In fact she's kinda right up my alley when you need a cheap date who offers good service. Looks on the other hand, well, like I said I knew what I was getting. The whole point to my original post after seeing her is I thought I may have taken something home with me that I didn't want. So given that this forum is very useful and many people here see her I simply asked if anyone was in the same situation. It's like the old Mitch headburg joke. "do you know anyone that has aids? No? Cool, because you know me'. I ended up lucking out. Looks like lexx may not have. It's the chance we take and accept. Being able to ask these types of questions is what can also keep us safe. We should be able to share this type of info. I understand that it can get out of hand and be abused, but you shouldn't catch a bunch of shit for simply asking a question. Again, won't make that mistake again. Shout out to Mr reg for his 2 cents. Stay safe.

[Bishop69]

I got exactly what I wanted to get, at exactly the price I was willing to pay <shrug shoulders . Whereas your understanding of the marketplace is sound, you have to factor in that for services like these there are going to be anomalies that exist totally independently of the larger market. Lia is completely oblivious to "the market" and I would bet money she has zero communication with anyone else in the industry. I can say this confidently based on experiences I've had with other girls who I know for a fact this is true, and she exhibited a lot of the same behaviors and said the same kinds of things that would lead me to believe this.

Honestly, I don't even think it is as outrageous as these bikini places. They charge more, and a lot of times aren't even nude, or don't let you play with them. BTW idk if I mentioned, Lia allows full roaming / play on top and ass play.

Also, I was only half joking when I said sometimes I'd rather just do it myself consider how terrible some of these girls are. I think I'm particularly sensitive tho. So to be frank, now we're talking about an exact service that I desire for a price that's not too far off the range of other private providers that offer the HJ.

Also keep in mind there is value to a clean, safe, discreet location with a shower. And really great smelling body wash XD.

Anyways, overall I'm happy and I doubt my actions will disrupt "the market".

No Lia may be an anomaly however we all know that the grapevine in this industry is vast and word travels fast one girl starts bragging she's getting 60.00 - 80.00 tips for guys just to DIY while she stands there then that idea spreads like a virus pretty soon the rest hit that GPS and start asking outrageous numbers for minimal services it the ripple effect (I look at other areas I've lived in like Chicago) the prices for everything have just become completely stupid and I've from providers that yeah they do it because they figure if they can get 1 guy out of 5 then they're making more and putting in less effort so that the way they want to go so yeah one guy can make a difference.

Listen I'm simply saying get yours however you want, but don't be surprised when the market bloats like the tech bubble and you start to see prices skyrocket for even the bare minimums and it get flooded with a lot of crappy providers wanting outrageous prices, don't think its just you out here in the game.

No judgements just one mans opinion.