Massage Parlor Reports

**Jtval** · 03-24-21 01:56

Originally Posted by LexxxLuthor [View Original Post]

I would 2nd this as well I wouldn't recommend seeing her any time soon.

Has the situation changed since Streethunter posted this last month?

Originally Posted by Streethunter [View Original Post]

Everything is fine. Not sure how many ways I have to say it. Lesson learned about inquiring on my part. Won't happen again. Breeze is good to go as far as I know. Apologies to everyone.

**LuckyJimmy** · 03-24-21 00:23

Anybody try this place out yet? I guess it's been open like 2 months or so? Neighborhood looks sketchy as all hell, but there's a fenced lot between the "Gentlemen's Club" called Hard Body’s and this bldg. I texted back and forth with the proprietor who sent me a very interesting menu and some hot pics of dudes getting blown on massage tables. Curious if anyone's tried them out yet? 7521 Michigan Avenue I think....down deep in Detroit. I may take my 9 with me and go there for a late morning session. Shit don't usually get too wired till afternoon / evening in the D". Satellite image on Google shows the place looks nice, but all the buildings around and across from it are boarded up.

Mama claims she has White, Ebony, Asian and Latinas on staff for my pleasure. And everything is on the menu.

Anyway, if I decide to TOFTT I'll write it up, and if any of you sly mongers beat me to it, please post your findings, or PM me if you prefer.

Here's the link: (it's on rub maps if the link doesn't work).

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...roit-mi-116543

**JDoe1969** · 03-23-21 22:54

Originally Posted by LexxxLuthor [View Original Post]

I would 2nd this as well I wouldn't recommend seeing her any time soon.

Anyone know what is going on with Breeze?

**Argongas** · 03-23-21 21:58

I'm not totally interested in standing United. Sometimes I want a HE from a 50 year old at an Asian place and drop less than $100. Sometimes I want to look at a really really hot girl in person while I dank it, and it's going to cost me 150-200. Majority of the time I go to Texas Roadhouse and get a 16 oz and 2 sides, and rarely I go to Fleming's and get a 8 oz with a potato for triple the price.

Originally Posted by Bishop69 [View Original Post]

There is no value in skewing the market with outrageous tips it creates a false sense of inflation because you will eventually get new providers who will come with more reasonable prices and the old guard will become priced out the game and then you lose out on experience providers so if more guys hold the line on a standardized pricing structure then everyone will be happy, lets remember these girls are opportunists and not economists they'll take what they can get and if we all stand united they'll understand what supply and demand really is.

**Bishop69** · 03-23-21 20:00

Originally Posted by Argongas [View Original Post]

I think value is in the eye of the beholder tbh. It sucks that one person's willingness to pay that will affect another person's unwillingness to pay it. I guess I just see it as, there are other cheaper options. She has a killer body. I would think some providers would know better than to try and compete. A Chevy Malibu doesn't compete with an Audi. I'm only saying this as someone who doesn't mind paying that for a DYI with boobie play. I doubt she will be a regular as I can get more for less. But I also may try her because, she looks good and I understand what I am Paying for.

There is no value in skewing the market with outrageous tips it creates a false sense of inflation because you will eventually get new providers who will come with more reasonable prices and the old guard will become priced out the game and then you lose out on experience providers so if more guys hold the line on a standardized pricing structure then everyone will be happy, lets remember these girls are opportunists and not economists they'll take what they can get and if we all stand united they'll understand what supply and demand really is.

**Road Head** · 03-23-21 19:45

Originally Posted by AvBrent [View Original Post]

Not to sound ungrateful for the report, but Jesus Christ guys please stop paying these rates! 150 hhr for DIY is absolutely absurd.

Its like the housing market. Highest bidder gets the house, and pushes neighbours values up as well. Trying to control prices on a chat board is a waste of time. Economics wins every time. You will just have to settle for your price range.

**LexxxLuthor** · 03-23-21 17:26

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

Might want to PM Streethunter before going.

I would 2nd this as well I wouldn't recommend seeing her any time soon.

**Argongas** · 03-23-21 16:38

I think value is in the eye of the beholder tbh. It sucks that one person's willingness to pay that will affect another person's unwillingness to pay it. I guess I just see it as, there are other cheaper options. She has a killer body. I would think some providers would know better than to try and compete. A Chevy Malibu doesn't compete with an Audi. I'm only saying this as someone who doesn't mind paying that for a DYI with boobie play. I doubt she will be a regular as I can get more for less. But I also may try her because, she looks good and I understand what I am Paying for.

Originally Posted by AvBrent [View Original Post]

Not to sound ungrateful for the report, but Jesus Christ guys please stop paying these rates! 150 hhr for DIY is absolutely absurd.

**MagicMike5** · 03-23-21 16:20

Originally Posted by OnTheRoad2019 [View Original Post]

What does she charge for a massage and Russian ending?

I paid 120 total but her advertised price is higher.

**Dirtys1** · 03-23-21 12:07

Originally Posted by GolDark [View Original Post]

I've seen all of them multiple times, so here's my take:

Jenny (from Alice Spa) - skinnier, fantastic massage, prostate massage with ending is worth the price of admission.

Hannah. Prettiest one here, sweet girl, great massage, standard ending.

Suzi. Best body, it's hard as a rock, great tease and standard ending.

Ellie - 2nd best body, average massage and standard ending (for some reason, she also garners a lot of exaggerated / fake reviews / details so keep expectations in check).

Do you have a link for Jenny?

**AvBrent** · 03-23-21 09:19

Not to sound ungrateful for the report, but Jesus Christ guys please stop paying these rates! 150 hhr for DIY is absolutely absurd.

Originally Posted by HungaryMan [View Original Post]

So 150 for a DIY hh massage? Just trying to figure the reasoning. A hh should be 50 so you paid 100 for her to show her tits?

**HungaryMan** · 03-22-21 21:10

Originally Posted by MelvinSch [View Original Post]

I'm a HH kind of guy so no. But if you want an hour, yes. Definitely a major deal breaker for many of us.

So 150 for a DIY hh massage? Just trying to figure the reasoning. A hh should be 50 so you paid 100 for her to show her tits?

**HeeJunk** · 03-22-21 20:54

Originally Posted by Vikun [View Original Post]

Can you tell me which Hanna are you referring to? Quick search found multiple results. Jackson / Shiatsu etc.

This is a Detroit thread.

**Member #6291** · 03-22-21 18:19

Originally Posted by HungaryMan [View Original Post]

Did you pay 200 for DIY?

I'm a HH kind of guy so no. But if you want an hour, yes. Definitely a major deal breaker for many of us.

**HungaryMan** · 03-22-21 16:28

Originally Posted by MelvinSch [View Original Post]

Had a nice first visit with Lia. Clean apartment (maybe cats? As others have said, big jugs that you can play with. DIY on the flip. My first DIY experience. Honestly with how some of these morons handle the stick shift, I wonder if I prefer DIY now LOL. She's very sweet. A bit talky but not bad. Rates in link.

A couple of funny side notesbefore the visit she said she doesn't see anyone she doesn't know after 5 pm. Ok fine. Afterwards I asked her how late could see me now for future reference, thinking she'd be good for late nighters. She says "ehh like 6:30. Definitely call first though. " haha oh well. The other thing was when I was face down I asked her "so it's DIY later right?" She replied "well basically. We'll talk then. " I'm thinking oh damn! This could get interesting! On the flip she puts my hand on my junk and I said "so is this all?" and she said "yep. " Hahaha. I think by "basically" she meant she takes her top off. The nerd in me says she's not too bright but in all reality, she just doesn't know our hobby culture, which is totally fine.

If you're ok with DIY and the rates, I highly recommend.

https://adultsearch.com/michigan/det...y-rubs/1639735

Did you pay 200 for DIY?