Strip Club Reports

**PhisherMan2** · 06-03-21 12:32

Originally Posted by RealNinja [View Original Post]

Gentlemongers,

I had another dream of the pub on Memorial Day. It was around 2 pm When I got there. At first I thought it was closed because there was no one outside the main entrance or any other indication it was open. But then another monger walked in. Most of the clientele here are older regulars who go to have a few drinks and chat the girls up. However you can always find a few degenerates like myself go for the high mileage with the girls.

Anyway, I ordered a beer and broke a hundo into Washingtons to start off. I was half way through my first beer when they announce the 2 for 1 dances. The one Latina light skin dancer goes to two other guys by the bar but neither of them wanted a dance. So they she asks me and I was like sure why not. We got into the back and she immediate starts asking if I want to upgrade the experience. I let her start the dance without extras but then her nips got hard and my solider was at full attention. So I offered her 60 mario coins and she said that would earn my a CBJ. We start off but I couldn't stay at full attention with the rubber on. So I offered another 20 coins to go BBBJ, she countered with 40 which I reluctantly agreed to. And she gave me a fairly good service for the full second song. I enjoyed the dances but didn't reach nirvana. So I got back to the bar and count my money and realized I got plenty left in the coffer. So I get a few more beers then spots an slightly older spinner girl with massive bolt one. She goes up on stage and takes her top off and out bust these massive no. 2 pencil eraser nips. I tip her a few Washingtons on stage and ask her to join me after her set. She agrees. After her set she does a slow dance for me in the outdoor area to warm up junior while we wait for the next 2 for 1 set. Which doesn't take long..

Huh? I stopped in there at 3 pm. There were 2 rough looking ladies at the bar and a very chunky girl on stage. I only stayed long enough to hit the restroom. There was no point in getting a drink with such a low level of talent. Porthole was often a backup plan for me but lately I haven't had any luck there this year.

**WanderingAbout** · 06-03-21 11:41

Long shot. Anyone know if there is an Asian dancer at any of the clubs? Yes, know its like finding an unicorn.

**GoodGuyBad** · 06-03-21 06:46

Originally Posted by RealNinja [View Original Post]

Gentlemongers,

I had another dream of the pub on Memorial Day. It was around 2 pm When I got there. At first I thought it was closed because there was no one outside the main entrance or any other indication it was open. But then another monger walked in. Most of the clientele here are older regulars who go to have a few drinks and chat the girls up. However you can always find a few degenerates like myself go for the high mileage with the girls.

Anyway, I ordered a beer and broke a hundo into Washingtons to start off. I was half way through my first beer when they announce the 2 for 1 dances. The one Latina light skin dancer goes to two other guys by the bar but neither of them wanted a dance. So they she asks me and I was like sure why not. We got into the back and she immediate starts asking if I want to upgrade the experience. I let her start the dance without extras but then her nips got hard and my solider was at full attention. So I offered her 60 mario coins and she said that would earn my a CBJ. We start off but I couldn't stay at full attention with the rubber on. So I offered another 20 coins to go BBBJ, she countered with 40 which I reluctantly agreed to. And she gave me a fairly good service for the full second song. I enjoyed the dances but didn't reach nirvana. So I got back to the bar and count my money and realized I got plenty left in the coffer. So I get a few more beers then spots an slightly older spinner girl with massive bolt one. She goes up on stage and takes her top off and out bust these massive no. 2 pencil eraser nips. I tip her a few Washingtons on stage and ask her to join me after her set. She agrees. After her set she does a slow dance for me in the outdoor area to warm up junior while we wait for the next 2 for 1 set. Which doesn't take long.

This dream sounds amazing. I've never been to port hole and now I need to head north and leave a deposit thanks for the heads up.

**Real Ninja** · 06-02-21 00:20

Gentlemongers,

I had another dream of the pub on Memorial Day. It was around 2 pm When I got there. At first I thought it was closed because there was no one outside the main entrance or any other indication it was open. But then another monger walked in. Most of the clientele here are older regulars who go to have a few drinks and chat the girls up. However you can always find a few degenerates like myself go for the high mileage with the girls.

Anyway, I ordered a beer and broke a hundo into Washingtons to start off. I was half way through my first beer when they announce the 2 for 1 dances. The one Latina light skin dancer goes to two other guys by the bar but neither of them wanted a dance. So they she asks me and I was like sure why not. We got into the back and she immediate starts asking if I want to upgrade the experience. I let her start the dance without extras but then her nips got hard and my solider was at full attention. So I offered her 60 mario coins and she said that would earn my a CBJ. We start off but I couldn't stay at full attention with the rubber on. So I offered another 20 coins to go BBBJ, she countered with 40 which I reluctantly agreed to. And she gave me a fairly good service for the full second song. I enjoyed the dances but didn't reach nirvana. So I got back to the bar and count my money and realized I got plenty left in the coffer. So I get a few more beers then spots an slightly older spinner girl with massive bolt one. She goes up on stage and takes her top off and out bust these massive no. 2 pencil eraser nips. I tip her a few Washingtons on stage and ask her to join me after her set. She agrees. After her set she does a slow dance for me in the outdoor area to warm up junior while we wait for the next 2 for 1 set. Which doesn't take long.

We go to the dance area again and settle in. She immediately takes off her top and pulls her bottom to the side for a more "comfortable experience". As my dream continues I am enjoying the hands on experience I offer 60 coins for starters and she proceeds to immediate stuff my sword into her sweet wet mouth BBBJ. I was thoroughly enjoying myself, and wanted to upgrade to FS. But she wasn't comfortable. So we agreed maybe next visit. She couldn't take my sword too deep but she did the best she could. At the start of the second song she politely asks me to fill her throat with my baby batter. Her wish was my command and I left her a sizable DNA sample down her throat which she happily slurped up.

Total damage was around 200 mario coins for 2 BBBJ's with 2 different girls in one trip with the second ending in a massive eruption deep down her wet throat. Can't ask for more. Highly recommend this place for mongers who like a slu**why 5 or 6 over a hot 9 who doesn't even take her top off on stage.

Stay safe mongers.

**Real Ninja** · 05-22-21 02:35

Gentlemongers,

After TNs update I drove up to Porthole. It is indeed still open. They have 2 for 1 dances every half hour or so. Very high mileage place. The girls are lackluster though. Occasionally a diamond in the rough can be found though. During the dances it is very hands on the girls will tolerate a lot of roaming. It's funny the DJ almost pushes for it. Every-time he announces the 2 for 1 he calls for touching and roaming allowed.

I had a decent time. But one thing is that most girls tend to sit with the regulars and don't really pay much attention to the newcomers. So you have to be aggressive to get their attention.

Stay safe mongers.

**TNGentleman2** · 05-12-21 12:33

The porthole is still open and operating. Was there about a week ago. Mixed talent depending upon your tastes. A few gems too.

Originally Posted by RealNinja [View Original Post]

Gentlemongers,

Is Porthole Pub still open? I looked on google maps and it appears they remodeled it with all glass floor to ceiling windows on the exterior. Highly doubt the city would allow a strip club to have windows looking in. I am concerned this bastion of sin may have since its final days.

Any intel?

**Real Ninja** · 05-09-21 15:47

Gentlemongers,

Is Porthole Pub still open? I looked on google maps and it appears they remodeled it with all glass floor to ceiling windows on the exterior. Highly doubt the city would allow a strip club to have windows looking in. I am concerned this bastion of sin may have since its final days.

Any intel?

**RiotStar** · 04-17-21 19:04

No point in ever going to a club in Miami when DD is around. Went to DD last week on Sunday right before that epic storm. More guys and than girls but the girls were super fine. This place is great because you never get that catwalk "TiP fOR MaH DaNcE PaPi?" crap. I was chilling enjoying the view. One came up to me and I wasn't interested and she was totally cool with it. I had my eye on this Cuban fine girl but then I got picked up from another girl that was just as spectacular. She was a white Ecuadorian that claimed to be 19 (looked older). Didn't even do small talk, she got straight to the point. Paid 2. and she went at it hard in the lapdance room. The only con was she was rushing me and that's like the worst thing you can do if you want me to finish. I never banged someone in so many positions within a 15 min span. Couldnt still finish the deed so she told me to watch her masturbate. That got me going again so I grabbed her for round 2 and that did it. She was cool and didnt mind me roaming around and put in the work.

Just came back right now to scope the place out, figured that fine cuban would be there around the same time and she was. She seem occupied so I was minding my own business until, to my surprise, the Ecuadorian girl showed up again. She asked me for another round but I told her my interest in the Cuban girl. To her credit, she actually hooked it up and told her about me while she was with another client. No lie, a minute later she showed up. Rate for her was 2.25 "because of the room." she was quiet but got me going in no time. Her face and her reactions were more than enough for me with this nice piece of ass. This girl was beautiful, nice curvy body with tan skin and hazel eyes. That and 2 for 1 beers, there's no other place that compares imo.

Another thing, both times I went around the same time but different days. One dude in the front told me parking was 5, another told me was 2. Guess who I tipped? Regardless, keep your eye out. Idk if the rate changes depending the day but doubt it.

**HeinzBuck** · 04-09-21 18:28

Originally Posted by Bananio [View Original Post]

The closest Strip Clubs to downtown Ft. Lauderdale are Goldfinger's on University and Vixen's in Davie. I would say both are about 20 min from the riverwalk.

Diamond Dolls for sure and Booby Trap, you will get whatever you want!

**BuyYaShot** · 04-08-21 14:06

Originally Posted by DCrist0527 [View Original Post]

Had an opportunity to visit Diamond Dolls on a visit to your city. Lots of eye candy there. I visited on two consecutive days. Never pulled the trigger to go to a room. My first visit was very short. Just stopped in to get a feel for a visit later that night. I met Juliette, a Cuban. She was just gorgeous. She was the hottest girl I saw in the time I spent in DD. I was short on time so I settled for one dance. It was fairly tame so maybe I didn't miss much. But beautiful girl. Bartender Jessica was very cool both nights.

Overall thoughts from a non-local was that the girls, at $$ seem to be a bargain for the area. There are some 8's and 9's there if beauty is tops on your list. It had a low pressure vibe. I probably could have spent $20 & stayed all night. (Didn't do that but just pointing out it's not a high pressure place, either from the girls ot bartenders.).

Nice place & will visit again if I return to S Fl.

Thank you for the intel, new to the area and never been. Would love to visit soon, anyone want to go?

**DCrist0527** · 04-06-21 17:54

Had an opportunity to visit Diamond Dolls on a visit to your city. Lots of eye candy there. I visited on two consecutive days. Never pulled the trigger to go to a room. My first visit was very short. Just stopped in to get a feel for a visit later that night. I met Juliette, a Cuban. She was just gorgeous. She was the hottest girl I saw in the time I spent in DD. I was short on time so I settled for one dance. It was fairly tame so maybe I didn't miss much. But beautiful girl. Bartender Jessica was very cool both nights.

Overall thoughts from a non-local was that the girls, at $$ seem to be a bargain for the area. There are some 8's and 9's there if beauty is tops on your list. It had a low pressure vibe. I probably could have spent $20 & stayed all night. (Didn't do that but just pointing out it's not a high pressure place, either from the girls ot bartenders.).

Nice place & will visit again if I return to S Fl.

**Bananio** · 03-28-21 15:46

Originally Posted by Sluuudgrif [View Original Post]

Evening gents.

I'm going to be moving (from out of state) to the Fort Lauderdale area later this summer so naturally I'm starting to scope out the area online in advance. When I try to search Google Maps for strip clubs or gentlemen's clubs in the downtown or central Fort Lauderdale area (basically anything directly east of Plantation), seemingly 99% of the results that I get are for gay clubs. Do the titty bars tend to just not be listed, or is that the actual ratio for this area? Should I expect to have to hop on the highway for a drive north or south for anything good?

Thanks.

The closest Strip Clubs to downtown Ft. Lauderdale are Goldfinger's on University and Vixen's in Davie. I would say both are about 20 min from the riverwalk.

**Orelius** · 03-28-21 08:57

Originally Posted by Sluuudgrif [View Original Post]

Evening gents.

I'm going to be moving (from out of state) to the Fort Lauderdale area later this summer so naturally I'm starting to scope out the area online in advance. When I try to search Google Maps for strip clubs or gentlemen's clubs in the downtown or central Fort Lauderdale area (basically anything directly east of Plantation), seemingly 99% of the results that I get are for gay clubs. Do the titty bars tend to just not be listed, or is that the actual ratio for this area? Should I expect to have to hop on the highway for a drive north or south for anything good?

Thanks.

I believe the Strip Clubs / Gentlemen Clubs that were in the Downtown Ft; Lauderdale area ie Spearmint Rhino, Solid Gold and The Doll House. Which were all within a few blocks of each other, on Oakland Park Blvd and Federal, are now closed and no longer in business.

**Sluuudgrif** · 03-26-21 21:13

Evening gents.

I'm going to be moving (from out of state) to the Fort Lauderdale area later this summer so naturally I'm starting to scope out the area online in advance. When I try to search Google Maps for strip clubs or gentlemen's clubs in the downtown or central Fort Lauderdale area (basically anything directly east of Plantation), seemingly 99% of the results that I get are for gay clubs. Do the titty bars tend to just not be listed, or is that the actual ratio for this area? Should I expect to have to hop on the highway for a drive north or south for anything good?

Thanks.

**Bladder20** · 03-22-21 05:15

Originally Posted by Jkryst [View Original Post]

Went in today around 2:30 pm. Pretty dead. Girls were sitting in the back by themselves. The dancers were pretty overweight and with bolt ons. Only one caught my eye. She began working the room and eventually came to me. Nice body with bee tits and perfect round ass. She pressed herself against me nicely and asked if I wanted a dance. I told her that if she weren't in the club, I would have left.

She gave me a great table dance (nude) and asked if I wanted more. I asked about prices for a BJ. $. 25 including room. I agreed and enjoyed a great CBJ for 10-15!min. Very nice tits. Would repeat with her. But nothing else there would interest me.

Those CBJ suck honestly. I remember I was almost always able to find a dancer to to give me a bbj at this spot for around the same donation or a little more. It's seems like that is a thing of the past because of the covid situation going on. Maybe there are small few still doing it, but for the right donation. The last time I visited the Dolls was early last year. I'm still going to wait a little longer before I visit any of these establishments.