Massage Parlor Reports

[Meshugga]

I have never seen this available anywhere in the US, other than a few independents who charge exorbitant rates (as in $1000+/ hr). Where I've seen it, there were often (but not always) 2 girls, one working above the table and one working below...

Coincidently I ran across this ad recently. https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/171289. I have not seen her, and some things in her ad seem a bit sketch (the price, the ask for upfront deposit etc.). What caught my attention is that she is advertising a milking table. Also has other ads with a 4-hand milking table massage.

[Grimmy23]

I'm surprised some of you have never heard of a milking table. A glory hole is in a wall, it's supposed to be anonymous. A milking table is not anonymous.

I have never seen this available anywhere in the US, other than a few independents who charge exorbitant rates (as in $1000+/ hr). Where I've seen it, there were often (but not always) 2 girls, one working above the table and one working below. I've never experienced it myself, but seems to me if someone set this service up around here it would be a booming success (but probably very expensive). I can only imagine being at Havana and having Melanie sliding on me on top of the table and Daisy working under the table. Now THAT would be an experience worth paying prime dollar for.

[BigJohn9]

The glory hole I'm talking about is a hole in the table. The setup with this is for 4 hands massage. One working your backside and one under the table working your front side. Mirrors set up so you can see the action going on under the table.

As I said, never seen this setup in this country. Won't go into details, as this forum is for OC and some discussions like this meet with disapproval.

I was just asking the original poster if this is what he was inquiring about, but he never responded. If you're going to post a question, at least check back to see if anyone's answered your query!

I'm surprised some of you have never heard of a milking table. A glory hole is in a wall, it's supposed to be anonymous. A milking table is not anonymous.

[Santooki]

Hey guys, has anyone been able to reach out to Novia recently? Not sure if she's still on her break since December.

Novia is going to be on a pretty long break from what I heard. Something about a cross country road trip.

[Heartless Jay]

I had posted a negative review of Harbor a week or so ago. It was my experience with Coco also. That was the third and last try on my part with that place.

Damn, wish I'd have seen your post last week, would have given the place a pass. Funny, the monger who recommended the place to me actually raved about Coco. Guess it's really true, different strokes for different folks. It's one and done for me at Harbor. And to think I drove right past 888 on the way there too.

[Heartless Jay]

I heard there is a place that offers a glory hole. It's not a Massage place but at some people house. You pay the entrance fee then stick your rod through some unknown hole.

The glory hole I'm talking about is a hole in the table. The setup with this is for 4 hands massage. One working your backside and one under the table working your front side. Mirrors set up so you can see the action going on under the table.

As I said, never seen this setup in this country. Won't go into details, as this forum is for OC and some discussions like this meet with disapproval.

I was just asking the original poster if this is what he was inquiring about, but he never responded. If you're going to post a question, at least check back to see if anyone's answered your query!

[YellowFinTuna]

So my ATF was out and my backup location switched to Latinas (never had a good massage from a Latina though multiple nice endings) and I have limited mongering time so I TOFTT and went to Sakura over on Garden Grove Bl, in Garden Grove. Interesting Japanese named spa in OC Korea town. I was hoping for a Korean as I've always heard good things about them but I got a Chino named Amy. $40 for an hour and it initially looked like doors to the rooms but it was actually curtains on the opposite wall (bummer). No time for changes and I definitely needed a massage so WTF. Amy comes in and starts a meh dry massage for 5 minutes and I'm getting bummed as I'm thinking legit massage that sucks and not in a good way. And then she puts on the oil and starts a good massage. A really good massage and she eventually works her way down to the nether regions and does a great reach around for about 5 minutes.

She then cleans me off and I do the flip and she starts a great ending but a definite NO on the extras. Oh well, but after the ending she finishes with more great massage for another 10 minutes or so to complete the hour. $40 for the tip and she doesn't complain. I would give her a 7 on looks, 8 on the massage and a 9 on the ending so I'll repeat as soon as I've caught up with some other places on my list. It would sure be nice to get some extras like I used to get from Tina at Happy Happy but the old Tina left about a year ago and the new Tina is meh and gets pissed if I don't tip her $60 for $30 service so I had to write Happy Happy off the list.

[LukeOC]

It was a bad experience. I drew Amy who is new and can't speak English. She stepped out to answer the door maybe 6 times during my cut-short one hour massage.

Due to the constant interruption, I just reached into her clothes and played with her b cups and let her handle jr. Damage was $0. 6 plus $0. 45 tips (because I actually liked the firmness of her boobs).

That said, I think she can actually massage if you care.

[Seeking Sex]

First visit to Harbor Spa today. Entry fee 35 for 60 minutes (massage lasted 50 minutes). Pulled Nikki, the only girl available. Very standard Chinese provider, mid 30's, mid length hair, cute face but not a beauty, small build but fat around the middle. Massage a solid B, teasing on the backside maybe B minus. On the flip, played hard sell on her price, between 10 and 20 above average, even making me do the swinging boner dance over to get my wallet before starting. Negotiated as topless HJ but she refused to remove her top. Allowed me to reach under for some over the bra touching. HJ was a C minus, her heart just wasn't in it. The place itself was clean enough, room with a door but walls don't go all the way up. Can hear every sound in the next stall. Worst part was that the place reeked of cigarette smoke fron 168 next door. Had to leave my clothes in the garage when I got home. Conclusion: place was recommended to me by a fellow monger, but his girl was not available. So his experience was probably better than mine. Nonetheless I will not repeat. So many better options.

I had posted a negative review of Harbor a week or so ago. It was my experience with Coco also. That was the third and last try on my part with that place.

[RogerOver]

There's a lot of posts on here about Havana if you search. Also in Downey but on the other end of town. Nuru place. All the girls are young and hot wih fun personalities. Various races, seem to be home grown since they all speak perfect English with no accent. My favorite there, Melanie, is a white / Filipina mix. Also never a rush job there. You get pretty much your full hour, and the girl is naked the entire time. The downside is it's HJ only and it's a bit pricey. House $. 65 and tip $1. 4, but it's always the same, no negotiating, and the service is always pretty much the same so you know exactly what you're going to pay and exactly what you're going to get going in. But you're paying for quality and reliability. You can text and ask whos working today and they will respond with pictures (fairly accurate ones) and you can pick and make an appointment.

Havana Pros:
- Hot girls
- multiple ethnicities available
- Not a rush job - you get the time you paid for
- Girl is completely naked
- Predictable service
- Fixed rates - no awkward negotiations
- Girls allow free roaming
- They send accurate pics for making appointments

Havana Cons:
- A bit pricey for a HJ
- Nothing other than HJ on the menu

AMP Pros:
- Cheaper
- Usually more on the menu up to and including FS and on rare occasion even exotic things like Greek
- Can almost always walk in without an appointment
- The thrill of the chase can be fun. Who will I get today? How far will I get with her? What exactly will happen when I put my hand up her skirt? Will she let me pull her panties down? etc etc...

AMP Cons
- Unless youre a regular, you have little control over who you see
- Girls change locations frequently
- Not all girls are attractive. In fact most are just ok.
- Usually a rush job. Pay for 30 minutes and youre usually in and out the door in 20
- Cleanliness is a question even if a place looks very clean. See my earlier post about sheets.
- Very inconsistent tipping and service. You dont know what any given girl is gonna ask for and what shes actually gonna deliver, or whether it will be worth it.
- High traffic. If you go late in a girls shift shes probably serviced at least 10 guys before you that day.

This took a few min to put together and it's very useful. Thanks!!

[RogerOver]

I heard there is a place that offers a glory hole. It's not a Massage place but at some people house. You pay the entrance fee then stick your rod through some unknown hole.

Even if that were true, why would you do it? I like to know and watch who's sucking my dick. At a gloryhole, for all you know it's a dude with a HSV-1 outbreak gobbling your cock.

[ChThrowAway]

Hey guys, has anyone been able to reach out to Novia recently? Not sure if she's still on her break since December.

[Grimmy23]

Yeah I had a similar experience went in daytime two girls working one older she charged me the same I went through with it cause I was in the mood. She gave a really good message. Gave me BJ with cover and honestly pretty lame experience. I heard a younger girl in the next room which made me think man why did I have to get this older chick. This older chick wasent to bad she did talk a lot and kept calling me amazing and how impressive I was for last so long. Got really annoying. She left room spoke to younger girl I walked out to check her out. This younger chick ill say she was early 30 range not very attractive either. She smiles at me and slaps my ass as I walk by her tells me to come again. I don't think I'm ever going to return here ever again. Whats Havana though?

There's a lot of posts on here about Havana if you search. Also in Downey but on the other end of town. Nuru place. All the girls are young and hot wih fun personalities. Various races, seem to be home grown since they all speak perfect English with no accent. My favorite there, Melanie, is a white / Filipina mix. Also never a rush job there. You get pretty much your full hour, and the girl is naked the entire time. The downside is it's HJ only and it's a bit pricey. House $. 65 and tip $1. 4, but it's always the same, no negotiating, and the service is always pretty much the same so you know exactly what you're going to pay and exactly what you're going to get going in. But you're paying for quality and reliability. You can text and ask whos working today and they will respond with pictures (fairly accurate ones) and you can pick and make an appointment.

Havana Pros:
- Hot girls
- multiple ethnicities available
- Not a rush job - you get the time you paid for
- Girl is completely naked
- Predictable service
- Fixed rates - no awkward negotiations
- Girls allow free roaming
- They send accurate pics for making appointments

Havana Cons:
- A bit pricey for a HJ
- Nothing other than HJ on the menu

AMP Pros:
- Cheaper
- Usually more on the menu up to and including FS and on rare occasion even exotic things like Greek
- Can almost always walk in without an appointment
- The “thrill of the chase” can be fun. Who will I get today? How far will I get with her? What exactly will happen when I put my hand up her skirt? Will she let me pull her panties down? etc etc...

AMP Cons
- Unless you’re a regular, you have little control over who you see
- Girls change locations frequently
- Not all girls are attractive. In fact most are just ok.
- Usually a rush job. Pay for 30 minutes and you’re usually in and out the door in 20
- Cleanliness is a question even if a place “looks” very clean. See my earlier post about sheets.
- Very inconsistent tipping and service. You don’t know what any given girl is gonna ask for and what she’s actually gonna deliver, or whether it will be worth it.
- High traffic. If you go late in a girl’s shift she’s probably serviced at least 10 guys before you that day.

[MongerMan37]

Yeah I had a similar experience went in daytime two girls working one older she charged me the same I went through with it cause I was in the mood. She gave a really good message. Gave me BJ with cover and honestly pretty lame experience. I heard a younger girl in the next room which made me think man why did I have to get this older chick. This older chick wasent to bad she did talk a lot and kept calling me amazing and how impressive I was for last so long. Got really annoying. She left room spoke to younger girl I walked out to check her out. This younger chick ill say she was early 30 range not very attractive either. She smiles at me and slaps my ass as I walk by her tells me to come again. I don't think I'm ever going to return here ever again. Whats Havana though?

A spa in Downey that's been referenced here a lot. Expect attractive girls doing nude massage with very little body to body for 1. 45.

[Hornilius69]

Are you talking about a glory hole table? If that's what you're asking, I've never seen such a thing in this country. With glory hole tables, an AMP couldn't even pretend to be a legit establishment.

I heard there is a place that offers a glory hole. It's not a Massage place but at some people house. You pay the entrance fee then stick your rod through some unknown hole.