Massage Parlor Reports

[Masseur2000]

After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.

I feel better knowing it's not just me! I've done the same running up, down, in, out and all around. I find it better when they say come back in twenty-hive minute. That allows me to make a mental note on looks for the next time.

[WolfOffTl]

For sure, the Mosin Spa, just west of thr TP is a 100% FS spa. The girls there also work out of the NYC circuit where there's no massage, just FS.

So, the massage there will suck as they're really not into that.

I have had a couple of really fun episodes there with some cool girls, and a bunch of hustle sessions too where the price wasn't worth the view.

One girl told me she only does $$ sessions and she did deliver some real good service. She said that good clients will drop $$ , and I did.

We were having a nice conversation afterwards with Google Translate, and she said she raises her price even more for undesirable types.

I'm not sure what she meant by "undesirable" , so draw your own conclusion.

My definition of a grade-A girl is one that let's me go Bare Back on the BJ and sometimes on the FS input. Because an eager to please attitude is the best way into my bill fold.

To each his own. I just go for variety.

[HD Murdock]

It looks like the moron didn't get the HE he expected and got piss off.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/u...ge-parlor.html

[Searching10]

I will be vacationing in May and have a hotel reservation at a place on Commercial Boulevard. There are at least two dozen AMP's on that long street and rather than drive, I plan on strolling on that street and checking out the AMP's. There are in reviews in the usual places rubmaps and the like, but any reports or reviews anyone may have will be much appreciated. Of course, any I go to (and I plan on at least 1 a day for 9 days, will be reviewed here. Much thanks.

Depends on what you are looking for and how much you are willing to pay. Services have increased in price over the past year. Read your Baltimore post. Probably more expensive here. The $ plus house fee is hard to find.

Start strolling near the two adjacent places near 1-7-5-0; Magic Fingers and across the street. Might try Apple on Federal just north of Commercial for good Korean massage. Those AMPs east of Federal are hit or miss, but hits are good. There is a Latina place at 2-4-6-X; no personal experience there but good report from friend; Massage by the Sea is not an AMP but might have what you need.

The Spa at 2-3-X Commercial in Lauderdale by the Sea is the go to place if all you want is only a really good Korean massage.

Most of these places in this area have been reviewed here in the past if you dig.

I look forward to your reports; have fun.

[BigLuber]

Its mosin at hollywood blvd, was thinking pembrokes pines blvd but just didn't complete my thought.

For sure, the Mosin Spa, just west of thr TP is a 100% FS spa. The girls there also work out of the NYC circuit where there's no massage, just FS.

So, the massage there will suck as they're really not into that.

I have had a couple of really fun episodes there with some cool girls, and a bunch of hustle sessions too where the price wasn't worth the view.

One girl told me she only does $$ sessions and she did deliver some real good service. She said that good clients will drop $$ , and I did.

We were having a nice conversation afterwards with Google Translate, and she said she raises her price even more for undesirable types.

I'm not sure what she meant by "undesirable" , so draw your own conclusion.

My definition of a grade-A girl is one that let's me go Bare Back on the BJ and sometimes on the FS input. Because an eager to please attitude is the best way into my bill fold.

[Warrren19]

I will be vacationing in May and have a hotel reservation at a place on Commercial Boulevard. There are at least two dozen AMP's on that long street and rather than drive, I plan on strolling on that street and checking out the AMP's. There are in reviews in the usual places rubmaps and the like, but any reports or reviews anyone may have will be much appreciated. Of course, any I go to (and I plan on at least 1 a day for 9 days, will be reviewed here. Much thanks.

[WolfOffTl]

10-4, been to Annie Lee's, hot on FS but the asking price is often high.

It; s best to go to this places when it's slow. Like early Sunday morning when they open, the greedy girls like to work later.

I'm not familiar with any AMP at 6. 7. 7. x Pembroke Rd. That's a Latin Super Mkt last time I was by there.

There's the old AB Therapy at 6. 6. 4. x but that place is a dud.

And there's Mosin at 6. 7. 7. x on Hollywood Blvd. Maybe that's what your thinking of.

Its mosin at hollywood blvd, was thinking pembrokes pines blvd but just didn't complete my thought.

[BigLuber]

10-4, been to Annie Lee's, hot on FS but the asking price is often high.

It; s best to go to this places when it's slow. Like early Sunday morning when they open, the greedy girls like to work later.

I'm not familiar with any AMP at 6. 7. 7. x Pembroke Rd. That's a Latin Super Mkt last time I was by there.

There's the old AB Therapy at 6. 6. 4. x but that place is a dud.

And there's Mosin at 6. 7. 7. x on Hollywood Blvd. Maybe that's what your thinking of.

[NiceGuy1956]

Not sure of the name. JJ spa? Massage was poor; reason became evident quick. This is FS and into it as quickly as possible. Allowed her to "change from hour to hh" and gave her $. 20 for CBJ, mish, doggie. No kissing, but playing of tits, fingering, etc. , allowed and enjoyed. Didn't get her name; there were two working.

[BlueStream]

I am not one that goes looking for extras. I actually just like the massage, nice eye candy and just a good old fashion edge is perfect. The longer the better. It's a bargain when you find it compared to all the crazy tantra practitioners. Seems like most of the AMPs though are not into that experience. There used to be some good slow massages at places like a lovely massage.

[WolfOffTl]

Orange and 441 is Annie Lee's but the girls seem to have GPS with Hard Rock there. Also try out 6771 pembroke massage it definitely will work out with the better looking girls of broward AMP. Next bet is heading north but not sure how far your looking to travel with coasting south of 595.

After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.

[BigLuber]

After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.

[Jokester1]

After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?

Don't forget the ubiquitous Kim. There's a saying in Korea "Throw a stone into the air and it will land on a Kim, Park, or Lee. ".

[BigLuber]

Coco and Jenny.

Oh, LOL, yeah. I forgot Coco, one of the most common AMP names. And Jenny too.

Funny you said it because I got texts from Coco and Yoyo at 1570 Ives wanting some business.

I will get text msgs from AMP girls that I've shared my number with when they come back to the spa I met them in.

So FS always gets the green light for me when I'm connected with these girls.

[OralWonder]

After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?

Coco is very popular.