Massage Parlor Reports

[Dr Willy]

Following up on U-Massage (north side of Vineland just west of Kirkman), I ventured back in to see Jenny this time. Short story: Grand Success. Highly Recommend.

Jenny is a match in performance of any of the best nymphos at Milk/MC or NDS/King (even as good as Tiffany at NDS/King). She is probably about 5'3" tall and what I call a "thicker build" - NOT FAT, but "solid" and without a wispy-thin waistline (more of a slight taper, but no belly bulge at all). She also has that "puffy pussy" look/feel which is very inviting to me, both for DATY and FS.

As alluded to, Jenny's nympho-meter is pegged to the right and she got immediately naked in the shower and was playful and sexy from the start, proceeding to a full Body-to-Body-Soapy-Slide (front and back), light TUMA, generous BBBJ. In line with the recent BBFS reports here, she even slipped me inside BB during the face-to-face portion of the B2 B slide! That was totally by surprise and I made no indication that I was ASKING for that. Had she not hopped off after 30 seconds I would have been done right there!

Back in the room, there was maybe 10 minutes of oil/lotion massage on my back, which quickly progressed to teasing, then a ton of light TUMA and reverse BBBJ before the flip. Jenny has VERY large soft full firm tits (very nearly Mona-sized and of equal feel/quality) which she uses liberally for some nice Russian and general rubbing all over. She proceeded to fantastic BBBJ, then spun around for delightful 69 for as long as I wanted. I eventually moved her to her back and took the opportunity to indulge in additional DATY from that position before moving up for the main event.

Overall, I'd give Jenny the same, or better, marks as most of the talent at NDS/King or Milk/MC. I didn't see anyone else there besides Jenny and Lisa (my last session. Reported below), but I'm hoping Jenny's techniques rub off on Lisa a bit, and perhaps that Jenny takes charge of "training" anyone else they may have there! I've seen both Bobo and Coco there in the past (both very fun), but that was over a year ago and I don't know if they're ALSO stepping up their "offerings" with BBFS, but the BBFS seems to be there for the asking these days (or sometimes even if you don't, so watch out for that if it's a concern).

Regarding my session with Lisa (at U-Massage): I would not recommend her and will not repeat with her, just based on what has become the "Orlando Standard" level of service. There was no B-2-B in the shower, nor TUMA nor even BBBJ pre-view. She stayed clothed the entire time in the shower and didn't want me to put my wet hands on her dry dress. Zero teasing in the shower if you don't count the 3 seconds of soapy shaft washing (by stroking). Having paid the 80 house fee at the front desk, I immediately offered her the 160 tip upon returning from the shower so the expectations were set at that point. The session reminded me of what I'd call "old fashion" AMP visits before Cherry Blossom, Bora Bora, Golden Gate, Blue Ocean hit the scene (and then their successors, NDS/King/MC-Milk/etc, etc), whereby she knelt between my legs on the table (totally out of reach) and did the BBBJ while poking at my ass in an unskilled attempt at prostate massage. I quickly asked for 69 and she, basically, scissor-clenched my head keeping the tasty spot almost totally out of reach (unsatisfying), while claiming to be too sensitive and that it "tickled her too much".

After I pushed her off that position she tried to put the cover on with her mouth and fumbled a bit. At that point I said "Oh, we don't need that!" (testing the waters for those recent BBFS reports). She gave me a startled and surprised look of almost disbelief ... BUT she didn't say "no". I had to repeat that 3 times and then she just went with it, with an apparent attitude of "Well, if it's ok with you (me), then I have no problem with it!" I let her dwell on the BBBJ for a long time and her skill was satisfactory, although not mind-blowing. Now, I'm still personally a little terrified of BBFS, so when she moved to mount up for BBFS in Asian Cow-Girl, I THEN asked for the condom (implying that I only wanted the BJ to be BB), although she was clearly ready to proceed without. The ACG and subsequent Mish were uninspired and also not measuring up to the "Orlando Standard", so I would probably pick someone ELSE at this place when I go back (which I will).

The primary difference I see between U-Massage and the other "Top-Tier AMPs" (NDS, King, MC-Milk) is the remarkable consistency the others deliver, while U-Massage has more of a YMMV factor. It's as though Keiko (at MC-Milk) and Mona/Yuki at the others, conduct a most thorough and rigid training program, where failing to deliver on ALL of the check-boxes gets a girl a short-visit-never-to-return schedule, and there seems to be much LESS structure and requirement at U-Massage for a consistent level of service across ALL of the talent. So, in my view, U-Massage is more of a dice-roll to get an over-the-top fantastic experience (albeit a "loaded" dice roll with high odds of satisfaction) and it's entirely possible to get what one might consider a "dud", meanwhile, at NDS/King/MC-Milk it's more like a 99% guarantee of that over-the-top experience. The SECONDARY difference I see between these places, of course, is what appears to be generous offerings of BBFSCIP at U-Massage! LOL! I guess they're stepping up the competitive "race" in ways that make the inconsistency thing less prominent!

[AlexKx93]

Don't know what you did or if you just put off bad vibes, but one thing you should know about asian women, they have the memory of an elephant. You could wait 10 years and show up with a new haircut, she will never forget your face. That's why you should never say you have been there before if you haven't. Better a first timer than a liar to an asian woman.

I told her it was my first time.

I bet the dumb ***** thinks she's so clever and caught an LEO or something. Laughable.

[ThatBroThere]

Are you watching the news in Atlanta? Scary.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/16/us/metro-atlanta-shootings/index.html

I wonder if they gave the man aids or something. That seems like a very personal thing to do. But who knows, the crazies are crazy.

[Jay7005]

Are you watching the news in Atlanta? Scary.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/16/us/metro-atlanta-shootings/index.html

[PharmHobby]

Saw the well-reviewed Tiffany at NDS this evening. (Yes for those of you keeping track, this was my second AMP visit today. I'm from out of town so I indulge when here.). I agree with all the positive reviews about Tiffany-she just has a special quality or sweetness about her. The TS was the best I've had-just really amazing with lots of TUMA. Back in room, didn't really give me a rub but immediately provided some more TUMA. Also offered DFK. BBBJ and 69 were nice. We tried FS but Jr failed me. Hat came off for more BBJ and finally finished with HJ at my request.

Tiffany offered me a rub at the end which I declined and she went to a lot of effort to dress me from head to toe. This visit to NDS was much better than my last experience-glad I got to experience this lovely lady while she was in town.

[PharmHobby]

Stopped in at Milk in my second day of my Orlando visit. Saw Mocha this time. Nice looking, pretty face, bolt ons and with a good personality. TS wasn't too memorable but her rub was very relaxing and well done. She didn't offer TUMA or DFK but I didn't ask. She also turned down my request for FIV. After BBBJ and 69, I turned down FS (Jr wasn't in the mood) and finished with CIM.

I have now seen Mickey, Mocha, Leah and Candy at MC / Milk. All are really great but for enthusiastic TUMA, really intimate DFK and that tiny body my favorite is Mickey.

All four will have you leaving with a smile though. Orlando is an amazing city for AMPs!

[Dugglc]

I don't know why the mamasan at BO keeps denying me whenever I ask for FS. First time it happened I paid for the massage and was denied. I tried to go again to see if things would turn out differently but no, the damn ***** still said "No, no girl here, just me. " Fucking bitter old hag. Don't know what her problem is.

I've never gotten this kind of treatment at the other AMPs.

If the person who manages this place is reading, I suggest you replace this lady and get a new mamasan. She is losing you $ by treating people badly. Just wasted. 6.

Don't know what you did or if you just put off bad vibes, but one thing you should know about asian women, they have the memory of an elephant. You could wait 10 years and show up with a new haircut, she will never forget your face. That's why you should never say you have been there before if you haven't. Better a first timer than a liar to an asian woman.

[Heywood2020]

Anyone got anything new to talk about? Seems every quarter or so all chatter goes to the same 2-3 places.

[TheManFrom85]

I don't know why the mamasan at BO keeps denying me whenever I ask for FS. First time it happened I paid for the massage and was denied. I tried to go again to see if things would turn out differently but no, the damn ***** still said "No, no girl here, just me. " Fucking bitter old hag. Don't know what her problem is.

I've never gotten this kind of treatment at the other AMPs.

If the person who manages this place is reading, I suggest you replace this lady and get a new mamasan. She is losing you $ by treating people badly. Just wasted. 6.

Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice.

[AlexKx93]

I don't know why the mamasan at BO keeps denying me whenever I ask for FS. First time it happened I paid for the massage and was denied. I tried to go again to see if things would turn out differently but no, the damn ***** still said "No, no girl here, just me. " Fucking bitter old hag. Don't know what her problem is.

I've never gotten this kind of treatment at the other AMPs.

If the person who manages this place is reading, I suggest you replace this lady and get a new mamasan. She is losing you $ by treating people badly. Just wasted. 6.

[HarryNevus]

The place doesn't even exist anymore. It's a construction zone. In short, just a bunch of grandma's giving actually decent massages and tug.

Given that they have shut down permanently, does anyone have any recommendations on where to find some quality grannies. In particular, are there any Asian grannies willing to go the extra mile?

[RowdyReptile]

Went to sleep and had a dream this weekend at Milk.

Showed up early Sunday and finally drew Mickey. She is absolutely minuscule! I am a big guy, so the barely comes up past my abs.

Jr was ready to go the moment I saw her. Firm, tiny body, nice man made C-cups (they did an excellent job so only the inside, bottom of them feels fake. The front and top feel completely real) her tiny nipples were really a delight to play with and she encouraged playing with them.

TS was a ton of fun, just sip and slide. I picked her up over my head before we started. She weighs 85 lbs, maybe.

Back in the room, BBBJ and she was OK at it, not great but not terrible. Moved to 69 and she has really nice labia for playing with.

Let her take charge and moved through the positions, CG, RCG, standing mish, then I picked her up and did a position I don't have a name for, but can only be done with tiny girls where you hold them up and move them up and down with your biceps. Haven't done this since I dated a tiny PR girl.

Moved to K9 and built up a crazy head of steam before finally finishing in the hat. I rarely finish from CFS, so really speaks to her skills and the overall experience.

Afterwards she cleaned me with a hot towel and we cuddled while we chatted about China and the best Chinese food places in town.

I kind of want to try Candy, but it's hard to want anyone else at an AMP after this experience. Now if only I could get there when you mongers don't already have her!

If she went independent, I would be willing to pay quite a bit for an overnight or 3 way with her and one of my GFs.

If you could bring a GF in and have a 3 way w her. Pay for you and GF, bet she would.

[DrEsoteric]

I have never been to a massage parler before, but recently discovered that Star Message therapy is conveniently located to me. I pass by it often and never noticed it / knew what it was. This has intrigued me and I'm curious to try one. From searching here it seems like people only talk about Tina from there. Also it doesn't seem like it's FS? Are there people there other than Tina? I guess I'm asking if any of you could give me a rundown of what it's like and what to expect. I'm literally clueless when it comes to messages and what to expect / proper etiquette. To anyone willing to help, thanks, it's appreciated.

I used to go there often. The door fee is on the high side at $60/$80 considering it's always been standard finish only. Pre COVID with Bunny and Julie ere great times. I paid a visit after the reopening and had an average time. See review below. I've thought about going back since Tina joined. I ve seen her at Natural a couple of times and had a blast.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=4951458#post4951458.

[Abc Bruce]

Any one ever been to WPM? What was your experience?

The place doesn't even exist anymore. It's a construction zone. In short, just a bunch of grandma's giving actually decent massages and tug.

[Just Browsin]

Don't know who, someone trained this beauty right. Monday afternoon around 6 pm stopped by and wow. The mamasan greeted me with a nice smile and asked how long I wanted, I handed her the 200 and she smiled and winked Acme. I asked her if Tiffany or Moana was available and she said she has a new girl that she thinks I would like. She said that she has to take my temperature first and I said whatever oh, and she said she takes it a different way and she unzipped my pants and gave Junior smiled and said I was a little warm. And giggled and left. Kiwi walk-in introduced herself and gave me a nice deep kiss, and she must have just gargled with mouthwash, which was nice. She was in a sexy pink see through nighty, why did she look nice. In the shower very nice soaked everything up oh, she offered to, but I'm not into that and politely said no, on the flip she gave a nice body to body massage she has a nice set of fake soft D's or large C's body she looks like a beautiful early twenties, face I would guess between 27 to 30 but I'm terrible at ages. Back in the room she is very sensual which I like soft kisses deep kisses teasing, great bbbbj and ball play. Nice variation of deep throating and sensual licking up and down the shaft and no rushing. They treat you like a king hear. Covered and various positions later, drained me, then she cleaned me up, snuggled a bit letting me hold those soft lovely tits and then she insisted on dressing me. Definitely will see Kiwi again she ranks up there with the best of them.

Great review I had a very similar experience with her. Her tips are soft and she told me they were real, but I had my doubts.

I went there to see Tiffany as I read amazing things and not had the pleasure of meeting her yet. I even called 15 minutes out for Tiffany and when I got there she was busy. A bit disappointing but agreed with Kiwi and was very happy with her. Mamasan walked in on us while kiwi was on her knees giving me a BJ apologizing for the mishap and for some reason chatting with her while Kiwi blowing was so hot.

NDS is awesome they have Kiwi, Sophie and Tiffany right now and they all look amazing.