Escort Reports

**BlueFox141** · 03-16-21 01:48

Originally Posted by PutNamAnthony [View Original Post]

I do remember giving you that information. Sometimes the little guy does the thinking for the big guy.

Lesson learned without any cost.

Stay safe,

PA.

Next time you're having an argument with the little head, text me and I'll remind you that you're smarter than him.

LOL.

Blue.

**AeGuy** · 03-16-21 01:20

First off, Yes, I know there was just a big discussion about what a dangerous cesspool the Q in Danbury is for those who participate in the Hobby. I DID park at the Applebees, buy us dessert to go, and walk across the street as a safety precaution, and that part of this adventure worked out. As PA says, we take our chances. But, fellow mongers, don't bother with this one.

Tragifunny story (tragic for me; funny for you) -- Despite the mixed reviews, I thought I'd take a shot, so this would be my first time seeing Liz. The transaction isn't especially smooth, but after some delay getting the dessert and all that, I misremembered the room number Liz gave me and accidentally knock on the door next to hers. Remember, I'm holding an Applebee's to-go bag, so the person behind the door opens. It's a provider named Kikki. Gorgeous. Toned body. Full make-up. Sequined Lingerie. Total package. (apparently, she does Camming.) She says, "I didn't order takeout. Why are you here?" In a stage whisper, I say, "no, Liz, I'm your date!" She says, "My name's not Liz, it's Kikki, and you must be mistaken; I don't have any clients right now. " I look at her uniform, the brown hair, slim figure. I now think that this is clearly Liz, but she thinks I'm her Long Lost Uncle LEO, and she's trying to get rid of me. So I respond, " no really! It's me! We've been texting! Let me call you. " so I do, and I hear a phone buzzing. NEXT DOOR. Kikki's eyes roll. After profuse apologies to Kikki, I slide three feet down the hallway. To be met by a slightly younger version of the "Where's the Beef" Grandma!

The REAL slim shady is in sweats and a hoodie. While she is slim-ish, she's also a head shorter than Kikki next door. Fingernails way too short for a provider, and they're dirty with chipped nail Polish. Hair disheveled and scraggly. Her complexion, clear, nevertheless looks somewhat dehydrated, and one gets the impression that Liz is a once-beautiful woman who has been brined in pickling solution and left out in the desert to dry. Smelled not-so-fresh, particularly in the fragrant southern region, which is where the malodorous brining / pickling solution seems to have pooled. For all the letdown of her appearance, however, I press forward, if for no other reason than to mask the embarrassment of being tagged as an incompetent Uber Eats driver. The toll is $. For hhr. Steep for this provider, but happily given w / o question given the debacle that just preceded.

Now the fun begins. Another 15 min (off the clock) of her "getting ready" in the bathroom. If by getting ready one means feeding the pet demons. Then we try to set the mood for about 10 min. As she's laying face down on the bed, here's some of her actual mood-setting dialogue, as best as I can remember: "Remember, you're big and I'm tiny, and I screwed up my back" "I don't like it when people touch my breasts. " (me: huh? "well, you can cup 'them, but don't touch the nipples. I recently had a traumatic experience where I was attacked. " "Also, don't touch anywhere near my butt -- that's where I was attacked. " "I don't like it when people touch my vagina. " (me: nothing at all?) "no. I don't want you to touch me there; I'm still a bit freaked out from the attack. " (me: can I at least try to get you off?) "It wouldn't do any good. I haven't gotten off in years. ".

So then I suggest that we order pizza. I go to pick up pizza, saying that I'll be right back. But instead of returning to the room, I bail. My pizza is much better company than Liz. YMMV.

**PutNamAnthony** · 03-15-21 22:00

Originally Posted by BlueDodge [View Original Post]

Police are looking for Stella has a warrant out for her arrest.

Hasn't taken long for LEO to come looking for her.

Stay safe,

PA.

**PutNamAnthony** · 03-15-21 21:34

Originally Posted by Stickman55 [View Original Post]

I don't know if I'd describe myself as an old stud but I'm definitely older which means I have a number of decades of this sordid hobby in my life story. She, like many of these gals, is a pathological liar, so her owning up to something isn't worth a pisshole in snow. The concern is that she has shifted her locale to CT which means she likely has warrants out on her for who knows what from NY. The second time I saw a while ago she told she did then. I'd hate to have a fed marshal banging the door down with me in the room.

Thanks again for your input, when your with these girls your playing Russian Roulette. I'll continue to take my chances.

Now we can all move on.

Stay safe,

PA.

**BlueDodge** · 03-15-21 21:31

Police are looking for Stella has a warrant out for her arrest.

**Stickman55** · 03-15-21 21:08

Originally Posted by PutNamAnthony [View Original Post]

I texted Kelly about the postings up in Albany as I mention in my review. Her response, She owned up to it and she was going through a bad time in her life.

I took the shot and I had a great time. I'll take the shot again over the weekend.

I appreciate your concern. Every one of these gals could snap at anytime. I'm an old stud my friend, I've been doing this for a very long time. I'll keep my antenna's and play cards.

Stay safe,

PA.

I don't know if I'd describe myself as an old stud but I'm definitely older which means I have a number of decades of this sordid hobby in my life story. She, like many of these gals, is a pathological liar, so her owning up to something isn't worth a pisshole in snow. The concern is that she has shifted her locale to CT which means she likely has warrants out on her for who knows what from NY. The second time I saw a while ago she told she did then. I'd hate to have a fed marshal banging the door down with me in the room.

**PutNamAnthony** · 03-15-21 18:56

Originally Posted by Betroth0 [View Original Post]

Saw Kelly again this past weekend. Better than the first visit and still no signs of drugs or sketchy behavior that she is known for in Albany. If she continues this trend then I hope she stays in Danbury for a while. I plan on seeing her again this weekend if she's still out there and keeping her demons away. Total GFE, youthful body and high energy level for her age. I recommend seeing her. So far I'm two for two with having a great time with this one. I'll let you guys know how the next visit goes. Have fun and be safe, -B.

https://danbury.skipthegames.com/fem...l/473458851588

Nice one Betroth0. I also had a fabulous time with Kelly. She does get into it. I'm looking forward yo seeing her again over the weekend.

Stay safe,

PA.

**PutNamAnthony** · 03-15-21 18:48

Originally Posted by Stickman55 [View Original Post]

Before anyone sees Kelly I encourage you to search her name in the Albany escort forum in case you haven't. Plenty to read and consider before you make a date. And it's all recent.

I texted Kelly about the postings up in Albany as I mention in my review. Her response, She owned up to it and she was going through a bad time in her life.

I took the shot and I had a great time. I'll take the shot again over the weekend.

I appreciate your concern. Every one of these gals could snap at anytime. I'm an old stud my friend, I've been doing this for a very long time. I'll keep my antenna's and play cards.

Stay safe,

PA.

**Stickman55** · 03-15-21 09:51

Originally Posted by Legecy [View Original Post]

Thank for the review PA and for TOFTT. Sounds like a decent one especially for Danbury. I also agree about the Q. You're only looking for trouble in that place! Stay safe.

Before anyone sees Kelly I encourage you to search her name in the Albany escort forum in case you haven't. Plenty to read and consider before you make a date. And it's all recent.

**Betroth0** · 03-15-21 09:21

Saw Kelly again this past weekend. Better than the first visit and still no signs of drugs or sketchy behavior that she is known for in Albany. If she continues this trend then I hope she stays in Danbury for a while. I plan on seeing her again this weekend if she's still out there and keeping her demons away. Total GFE, youthful body and high energy level for her age. I recommend seeing her. So far I'm two for two with having a great time with this one. I'll let you guys know how the next visit goes. Have fun and be safe, -B.

https://danbury.skipthegames.com/fem...l/473458851588

**PutNamAnthony** · 03-15-21 07:46

Originally Posted by BlueFox141 [View Original Post]

Ant,

It seems to me, when I asked about motels in the Danbury area, you told me to stay away from there! You need to listen to your own advice, guy!

Blue.

I do remember giving you that information. Sometimes the little guy does the thinking for the big guy.

Lesson learned without any cost.

Stay safe,

PA.

**Legecy** · 03-15-21 05:48

Originally Posted by PutNamAnthony [View Original Post]

I made a visit to meet with Kelly. I know, the woman is from Albany and she has some negative postings. I questioned her about the postings and she admitted up to them. She said she was going through some issues that she has been working on. She said if there was a problem it's not happening again.

Know that I got that part out of the way.

We scheduled a time, I asked her for three items when I meet her, big kiss when we first meet (LEO never likes that part) Kitty washed and shaved and seeing her in a dress. Nothing like a 40 year old in a dress.

I gave her a call 5 minutes from the motel. She gives me the room number, I go to the room, she opens the door. Bam I am greeted with a good looking woman in a dress and she smacks a big kiss on my lips.

We chit chat for a few minutes and off to the races.

When she removed her dress there was no belly fat or signs of drugs.

She tasted really good and you could tell Ed she took a shower before I got there. She goes down on me for a BBJ and asked how I like it. She is a great listener and takes the orders well. She takes great care of the boys and she loves all positions. I could have went bare with her but I prefer the wrap. She did finish with BBJCIM and took every last drop.

The only problem I had with her, she moans and talks dirty pretty loud. I don't mind that shit, I just didn't want to see a line of guys waiting to get into her room when I left.

I'm definitely will repeat with Kelly. I hope she stays in Danbury for a while. The good ones always seem to slip away.

https://danbury.skipthegames.com/fem...l/309542350121

Stay safe,

PA.

Thank for the review PA and for TOFTT. Sounds like a decent one especially for Danbury. I also agree about the Q. You're only looking for trouble in that place! Stay safe.

**Ernstheiter** · 03-15-21 02:27

Originally Posted by BlueDodge [View Original Post]

Are there any providers left that just drink or smoke weed, why is it so hard to find a good one these days if you know of any please let me know in box or what ever thanks for your support in this matter LOL.

Also interested.

**BlueFox141** · 03-15-21 01:58

Originally Posted by PutNamAnthony [View Original Post]

Kelly is staying in Bethel at the BW.

Forget about the Q, I stopped by there recently to meet Kiki. I pulled in and parked to the left, LEO pulls in a few minutes behind me with the plate scanner, loops around the parking lot and sees me and decides to sit there. I made believe I was on the phone. Once he pulls out I left right behind him.

Never again will I step foot in that place.

Stay safe,

PA.

Ant,

It seems to me, when I asked about motels in the Danbury area, you told me to stay away from there! You need to listen to your own advice, guy!

Blue.

**BlueDodge** · 03-14-21 21:24

Are there any providers left that just drink or smoke weed, why is it so hard to find a good one these days if you know of any please let me know in box or what ever thanks for your support in this matter LOL.