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[IlCwby1981]

Curious of thoughts on top Illinois providers. What's everyone's thoughts on the must see's in Illinois?

[DVelvet69]

So Thank you first sir for that review. I am reading it thinking it's is going to end like most bad reviews right? He toftt and it ends; I was thinking with the little head, I know better but, I was already there and so, I saw all the red flags but went ahead, I should have left then but. But wait this guy Man's up and calls a Catfish what it is and walks away. He walks away. Like we all should and leaves her unpaid to maybe learn a lesson (probably not). Stop paying and going along with fake Catfish pictures. Say NO and walk away put your money back in your pocket. Tell them when you show up and you have been deceived your money and you will walk. Seriously try it you will be okay and survive.

Agree 100%.

Been there a few times myself over the years and I do the exact same thing at this point. It's one thing when a provider to embellishes "a little" on her pics using those stupid filters-that is just the world we are in nowadays-as long as she still looks quite close in person, but if I get there and she looks like she belongs at an airport sniffing luggage or her body looks like she just swallowed a small child I just tell her "sorry but your appearance is nothing like the young and slender cute girl in your advertised pics and that is what I was expecting" and I just leave.
I now always ask about her pics (how recent are they?) and will try getting a same day verification pic before agreeing to set up anything and let her know beforehand if she looks wildly different in person than she "advertises" I will turn around and walk right out and not give one single fuck about it-in my experience is if she knows her pics are extremely over filtered/really old bullshit this is the point where she will cease responding because she now knows you are not some newbie.

More guys need to start doing this.

Good Luck!

[King50]

So Thank you first sir for that review. I am reading it thinking it's is going to end like most bad reviews right? He toftt and it ends; I was thinking with the little head, I know better but, I was already there and so, I saw all the red flags but went ahead, I should have left then but. But wait this guy Man's up and calls a Catfish what it is and walks away. He walks away. Like we all should and leaves her unpaid to maybe learn a lesson (probably not). Stop paying and going along with fake Catfish pictures. Say NO and walk away put your money back in your pocket. Tell them when you show up and you have been deceived your money and you will walk. Seriously try it you will be okay and survive.

As always, I always ask for a picture with a thumb down or a picture of the front asset without face. If I don't get a confirmation pic, I don't go. I learn from my past experience; three times and a few hundred dollar losses. Once you lay the donation on a desk and the hoe gets her hands on it, it's gone.

[ChrisHansen92]

So Thank you first sir for that review. I am reading it thinking it's is going to end like most bad reviews right? He toftt and it ends; I was thinking with the little head, I know better but, I was already there and so, I saw all the red flags but went ahead, I should have left then but. But wait this guy Man's up and calls a Catfish what it is and walks away. He walks away. Like we all should and leaves her unpaid to maybe learn a lesson (probably not). Stop paying and going along with fake Catfish pictures. Say NO and walk away put your money back in your pocket. Tell them when you show up and you have been deceived your money and you will walk. Seriously try it you will be okay and survive.

I swear it is worse than dating apps here. All the providers are 10 years older, 40 lbs heavier, and baby damaged. I got the need so I set up a meet with her: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...926/6362438323.

I liked her ad and photos, set up a qv in for 100. I did ask if pics were real and recent and told her I would leave if they weren't. She assured me they were and "I would not be disappointed. " Cue Morgan Freeman's voice: "Sadly, he would be disappointed. ".

After some back and forth about slow elevators and "be right there", she finally showed up. 10-15 years older (or lots of mileage on the odometer), 30 lbs heavier, especially in the thighs, and bleach damaged pink hair. It looked like scarecrow hair.

I said, "I told you I would leave if your pictures aren't recent. You look nothing like your ad photos. I am leaving. ".

Right on cue she lost her shit and turns into a ghetto rat, stomping, screaming, cursing. Threatening to call the police. I said go ahead and walked away. Thankfully I parked a few streets away and she stopped following me because she was barefooted. I am not loving the selection in STL lately. I enjoy all ages, sizes, and shapes of women but I insist on knowing what to expect and hate to be catfished. YMMV but I blocked her. I also won't bother putting a review on LC because she will just take it down.

[DVelvet69]

I saw her. Her incall was a pretty sketchy looking hotel near Lumiere. Pics are very misleading as she's a lot heavier than the pics show. Overall pretty mediocre experience.

That's good to know and thanks for posting. Sounds like the season has really passed on this chick if her pics are that far off now. I tried contacting her last week (got no reply whatsoever) so I'm sure you just saved a lot of us a bunch of time, disappointment and money-just sorry you had to be the guinea pig.

Stay Safe My Friend

[StlGamerDude]

Any intel anyone can provide on this young lady? Now going by Callii, use to or maybe still does, go by Barbi? I searched but couldn't find anything. Ad says by the airport. Feel free to DM if prefer. Wanting to see if legit and of course any details.

Thanks.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/59726030/

I saw her. Her incall was a pretty sketchy looking hotel near Lumiere. Pics are very misleading as she's a lot heavier than the pics show. Overall pretty mediocre experience.

[DVelvet69]

Any intel anyone can provide on this young lady? Now going by Callii, use to or maybe still does, go by Barbi? I searched but couldn't find anything. Ad says by the airport. Feel free to DM if prefer. Wanting to see if legit and of course any details.

Thanks.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/59726030/

Texted her on 3 different days last week about setting up an HHR appointment and never got any response at all, so she's not really leaving a good first impression as far as responding.

May give it one more try this week but that's it.

[Traveler4321]

Any intel anyone can provide on this young lady? Now going by Callii, use to or maybe still does, go by Barbi? I searched but couldn't find anything. Ad says by the airport. Feel free to DM if prefer. Wanting to see if legit and of course any details.

Thanks.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/59726030/

[Lucky697]

Lindsey will confirm, then say she's running late, then you get there, wait, wait, wait. Crickets. Once past this, if that happens, good times, she keeps you coming back, then crickets. She is fun, but always seems distracted. YMMV.

She used to do everything, although her m / o is to see people a couple of times. You have a good time, and then you get the "Lindsey Dump". You make an appointment, she confirms it, you show up and then she leaves you sitting in the parking lot? And she seems to enjoy doing this because it is a pattern. Do a search and you will see many posts confirming it.

I haven't seen her in quite a while but these are the same pictures she's been using for several years.

Go see her, she is attractive and it can be fun while it lasts. You just never know when your last visit will be "your last visit". LOL.

[Ritewing]

Does anyone know if Lindsey does more than just and Nuru in a session?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...924/6362339274

She used to do everything, although her m / o is to see people a couple of times. You have a good time, and then you get the "Lindsey Dump". You make an appointment, she confirms it, you show up and then she leaves you sitting in the parking lot? And she seems to enjoy doing this because it is a pattern. Do a search and you will see many posts confirming it.

I haven't seen her in quite a while but these are the same pictures she's been using for several years.

Go see her, she is attractive and it can be fun while it lasts. You just never know when your last visit will be "your last visit". LOL.

[King50]

Does anyone know if Lindsey does more than just and Nuru in a session?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...924/6362339274

[Trizie]

I was wondering if anyone knew or has seen her since she had her baby? I always wanted to get some time with her but she was very difficult to get a hold of. Also, if anyone has, would you be willing to share her info if she is back? Thanks in advance fellas.

[Fire1234]

And of course the comments in the link you posted say "super tight and legit".

So thank you for posting the truth.

I swear it is worse than dating apps here. All the providers are 10 years older, 40 lbs heavier, and baby damaged. I got the need so I set up a meet with her: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...926/6362438323.

I liked her ad and photos, set up a qv in for 100. I did ask if pics were real and recent and told her I would leave if they weren't. She assured me they were and "I would not be disappointed. " Cue Morgan Freeman's voice: "Sadly, he would be disappointed. ".

After some back and forth about slow elevators and "be right there", she finally showed up. 10-15 years older (or lots of mileage on the odometer), 30 lbs heavier, especially in the thighs, and bleach damaged pink hair. It looked like scarecrow hair.

I said, "I told you I would leave if your pictures aren't recent. You look nothing like your ad photos. I am leaving. ".

Right on cue she lost her shit and turns into a ghetto rat, stomping, screaming, cursing. Threatening to call the police. I said go ahead and walked away. Thankfully I parked a few streets away and she stopped following me because she was barefooted. I am not loving the selection in STL lately. I enjoy all ages, sizes, and shapes of women but I insist on knowing what to expect and hate to be catfished. YMMV but I blocked her. I also won't bother putting a review on LC because she will just take it down.

[Bluestar]

I swear it is worse than dating apps here. All the providers are 10 years older, 40 lbs heavier, and baby damaged. I got the need so I set up a meet with her: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...926/6362438323.

I liked her ad and photos, set up a qv in for 100. I did ask if pics were real and recent and told her I would leave if they weren't. She assured me they were and "I would not be disappointed. " Cue Morgan Freeman's voice: "Sadly, he would be disappointed. ".

After some back and forth about slow elevators and "be right there", she finally showed up. 10-15 years older (or lots of mileage on the odometer), 30 lbs heavier, especially in the thighs, and bleach damaged pink hair. It looked like scarecrow hair.

I said, "I told you I would leave if your pictures aren't recent. You look nothing like your ad photos. I am leaving. ".

Right on cue she lost her shit and turns into a ghetto rat, stomping, screaming, cursing. Threatening to call the police. I said go ahead and walked away. Thankfully I parked a few streets away and she stopped following me because she was barefooted. I am not loving the selection in STL lately. I enjoy all ages, sizes, and shapes of women but I insist on knowing what to expect and hate to be catfished. YMMV but I blocked her. I also won't bother putting a review on LC because she will just take it down.

[DVelvet69]

Honestly if you are going to visit the city of Lost Wages, just jump on SA a month ahead of time and start planning. 300 BBFS whatever will get you mostly what you want if you are looking for it. If you pay more then you will get more. I've had several buddies from this very forum describe in great detail various trips out to Lost Wages. In LA I have no clue. I thought shit would all be super expensive but maybe with the sheer number of women in the area it artificially depresses the market.

Yep, that's why I called it "Unicorn Syndrome"! The sheer amount of very attractive "willing" providers in L.A. and Las Vegas tends to keep many premium providers in check on their rates and level of expected services because they know their ass (no pun intended) can easily be replaced in those markets if they suddenly go GPS, however the pickings in St. Louis are so freaking sparse that those same girls will come here and expect ludicrous rates for mediocre service because they know they don't really have any competition like back home-at least in terms of looks-hence they suddenly become GPS Unicorns and try to pull shit that would never work back home with absurd rate hikes and a lame menu of “bare minimum” services.

The only way I have discovered to get around that nonsense is to "research" what they usually charge and offer back home-if that info is available-and then just politely ask her why she suddenly expects so much more to do less if her rates are abnormally high and menu is now limited-even though we already know the answer. It may not work in every situation but many of these girls will come down to reality based prices if you word that to them properly since they now know it aint your first rodeo and ultimately most of these girls want to build up a repeat client base when they travel.

Good Luck Out There.