Massage Parlor Reports

[NoClue02]

In orange, has anyone been there recently? Who do you recommend?

[BigJohn9]

Can't find her on IG. Is she in OC?

Not beauty waxing queen.

[MikeSilero00]

I drove by the other day and Open sign was on. Doesn't mean they are open I guess but maybe they regrouped.

They are definitely open but I only liked 1 of the 3 providers I saw. Even if you request someone they give you someone different. I'd avoid.

[Grimmy23]

So the little head started begging for attention this afternoon, and I decided to make a short trek up the 605 to a new (I think) place in Downey, right off the 105 freeway. It's at Lakewood / Gardendale, very freeway close, tucked into a small strip mall next to a hold in the wall Mexican restaurant. I know it's not OC but it's only 15 minutes from the OC line in light traffic. Very little parking in the back, so if the restaurant is busy you may have to park on a residential street. No biggie. Entrance is in back. You go back there and ring the doorbell and wait. A young, super cute Chinese (I think. She wasn't Korean and her face was too round to be Viet) came to the door wearing a t-shirt and spandex pants. She led me to a room, collected the. 4 house fee, and told me to get comfortable. This place advertises in the Long Beach section of BP that you get to choose your girl. That wasn't the case here, but I wasn't surprised. I've never actually found an MP around here that gave a lineup, so it's expected. Anyway, after getting comfortable, the girl that let me in came into the room. She did about 5 minutes of the usual AMP lame back rub. Next thing I know I hear slurping sounds and she's kissing the back of my legs, butt cheeks, and up my spine. I felt her tits brushing across my butt and back as she was giving little slurpy kisses. She started to reach under so I got up on my knees. She played with junior and started licking, sucking, and nibbling on my sack and kissing the insides of my thighs. She did this for a good 5 minutes, which felt amazing. Then she had me turn over.

On the flip she still had her shirt pulled up so I could see a nice perky pair of C's. Without wasting any time she asked "how much are you going to tip?" I told her $ and she said ok. I didn't negotiate services. I just wanted to see what that would get me here. She proceeded with a wet, slurpy BBBJ+CIM, which included a lot of tongue action and started with her swirling her tongue around the head. It was one of the better BBBJs I've had in one of these places. After I finished in her mouth she spit it ut on my stomach and cleaned up with a hot towel. Finished up with a few minutes of massage, then helped me get dressed and I was out the door. Total time in the building, about 20 minutes.

I might repeat. The girl was cute, and I saw another girl on the way out who was also young and cute. The BBBJ was skillful. It was your typical quickie in and out place and I wasn't able to get her pants down (I tried but no go without being forceful, which I wasn't going to do today). I'm sure FS is on the menu if that's what you're after.

[Ashmolean]

If you're really interested in the mansacping, don't wax. Its painful as FUCK and the results don't last. IF you just want to try it out, and get a HJ from a cute girl with nice tits, book with the beauty waxing queen. You can find her under that name on instagram. She only charges $40 for chest abdomen and "bikini" I give her her $60 tip as she takes off her top or pulls down gg her dress and allows titty sucking and FIV. She's fun. So for Benjamin you're waxed and drained!

Can't find her on IG. Is she in OC?

[Dre1980]

What are everyone's thought on recording during massage and uploading?

Ask Baldy Cruiser.

[Rocco D]

Aunties in dresses here with poor massage and a tad aggressive. It's churn and burn, get you in and put asap.

Was on Santa Ana for work and had an itch for a massage. I decided to try out palm located on 1st and Tustin. As I was walking in an older gentleman (could have been my grandfather) was coming out of the place. I only was one provider same one escorting the older gentleman out. I paid 40 for half an hour. I can not recall her name, but she was Asian and good looking. I'd say that she was in her mid to late 30's. She was wearing a red dress which was a good sign that I'd at least get a HJ. After about 10 minutes of a back massage she asked me to flip and asked what I wanted. For the first time in my 9 years of mongering I decided to obtains a CBJ. I paid her 60 upfront. She went out grabbed a rubber and proceeded. I was nervous, but still managed to be hard. After a few minutes I blew inside the bag. Since this was the first time I get more than a HJ I didn't really care for putting FIV or grabbing her nice pair of twins which she took out prior to giving me head. This place does not have rooms. The "rooms" are made up of curtains which is interesting. I could only imagine being able to hear everything when multiple providers are working haha. Everything is offered here. You all stay safe and report back if you experience or have experienced this place as I am thinking of going back.

[Rocco D]

I drove by the other day and Open sign was on. Doesn't mean they are open I guess but maybe they regrouped.

Oh nooooooo! Does anybody know what happened? What a shame. Damn pigs must have shut them down.

[MrMike05]

Anyone have a white Papasan before? It totally threw me off yesterday.

Went to Oasis Spa in SA yesterday. No one was at the front desk. A minute later, a white gentleman who looked like he was in his 60's came strolling down the hall. Was sporting a trucker cap and has a huge white Santa Claus like beard. I thought it was a fellow monger who just had wrapped up a session, but it took me back by surprise when he asked how I was doing, and how long I wanted to stay for. The only masseuse there came up shortly thereafter to take care of payment and everything, and while she was doing so, he kept on bending his head to check her semi-decent ass. Don't know why but the whole experience threw me off.

[Grimmy23]

I've been mongering since 1980 in many states and many countries. Feel the need to share the low point in my career. Walking past a hair salon of sorts in Suva, Fiji and saw a sign for massage at $4. Always up for an adventure, I went for it. Just a curtained off corner with a few barber chairs a few yards away. Fat Indian lady told me to strip and lie down. Sheet was pretty dirty and on the middle of the table was a filthy hand towel, stiff as cardboard. Picked it up with two fingers and threw it on the floor. After a really shitty massage and an even shittier HJ, she picked that towel up off the floor and scrubbed the jizz off my belly with it. Guess there was only one towel and I was nowhere close to the first customer that day. If there were an AA for mongers, I'd have been at the next meeting. Takes a lot to gross me out, but this was the low point. But when little head starts talking, he usually gets his way, and I got right back on the horse to ride again.

I've mongered in a lot of countries too. The funny thing is I always felt safe in Asian countries, completely confident the place was spotless. But Asian places here I'm not so confident because I know they cut corners. You do see some weird shit in some countries though. I used to go to Shanghai a few times a year. They have sauna clubs over there which are fun, but first thing you do is walk in and strip in a locker room. There's a male attendant in there who helps you put your clothes in a locker and gives you a key that you wear around your wrist. Then you walk bare ass naked down the hall and take a shower with several other guys in a gang shower. Then you go to a dry-off area where another male attendant helps you towel off your back and helps you get dressed in the little cotton PJs they provide while you're waiting for your turn to go to the fishbowl. Weird shit but you deal with it. Then when you're finally in the room with your girl she scrubs you from head to toe too, along with herself. And I do mean she scrubs everything up to and including your asshole. You literally couldn't possibly be any cleaner.

[Kevin80]

I've been mongering since 1980 in many states and many countries. Feel the need to share the low point in my career. Walking past a hair salon of sorts in Suva, Fiji and saw a sign for massage at $4. Always up for an adventure, I went for it. Just a curtained off corner with a few barber chairs a few yards away. Fat Indian lady told me to strip and lie down. Sheet was pretty dirty and on the middle of the table was a filthy hand towel, stiff as cardboard. Picked it up with two fingers and threw it on the floor. After a really shitty massage and an even shittier HJ, she picked that towel up off the floor and scrubbed the jizz off my belly with it. Guess there was only one towel and I was nowhere close to the first customer that day. If there were an AA for mongers, I'd have been at the next meeting. Takes a lot to gross me out, but this was the low point. But when little head starts talking, he usually gets his way, and I got right back on the horse to ride again.

Oh man, yikes!

[Buzz45]

Sorry guys but I can't find info on white Swan on SA, is this place FS?

Thanks a lot.

[Heartless Jay]

This is something I always worry about with MPs. Cleanliness, especially with the linens.

I've been mongering since 1980 in many states and many countries. Feel the need to share the low point in my career. Walking past a hair salon of sorts in Suva, Fiji and saw a sign for massage at $4. Always up for an adventure, I went for it. Just a curtained off corner with a few barber chairs a few yards away. Fat Indian lady told me to strip and lie down. Sheet was pretty dirty and on the middle of the table was a filthy hand towel, stiff as cardboard. Picked it up with two fingers and threw it on the floor. After a really shitty massage and an even shittier HJ, she picked that towel up off the floor and scrubbed the jizz off my belly with it. Guess there was only one towel and I was nowhere close to the first customer that day. If there were an AA for mongers, I'd have been at the next meeting. Takes a lot to gross me out, but this was the low point. But when little head starts talking, he usually gets his way, and I got right back on the horse to ride again.

[Heartless Jay]

What do you mean "our came the jackhammer at?

Jackhammer is the technique used at most of the VT jack shacks. Lube you up and pump as hard and as fast as possible, to get you to blow quickly and send you on your way. When you hear this term, it's not a good thing. She was not hot for me (LOL, me and my saggy old ass), she was saying get your mits off of my tits!

[StubbornMule]

Krystal is great but she is a bit pricey and she will short you about 10-minuteson on the hour. She is one of the best massages out there and she's super cool and good looking.

This is about right. I agree she is very nice and gives a wonderful massage. I've also been annoyed a bit with the shorting time, especially since she increased her rates from 1. 65 to 1. 85. I haven't found anyone who gives a harder massage though.