Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

**TurdMuffin** · 03-12-21 20:54

Attached pix of how an azn harlot shouldl be. THERE IS NO SKINNY FAT, SLIM THICCC. Either your nice tite petite OR FAT. I'm sadly NOT into muscular dolls (know a co worker who be into that kinnda stuff) negative for me. So umm save yer money and look for a titer doll that you can share pix a decade later. This one use to only play with the head; no DT or shaft job. BUT MANN use to eat that baby gravy and wink at the end. In ways of TOP GUN MOVIE "I LIKE THAT" in this specific case "HARLOT" not Pilot.

Well in ways of Samurai Jack "your quest continues" huba huba huba.

Originally Posted by Unbuckled46 [View Original Post]

https://ft-lauderdale.skipthegames.c...c/552115995583

Visiting Ft. Lauderdale next week, any red flags on this one?

Originally Posted by LickShard [View Original Post]

Apart from it is ugly as f* and those toes aint human!!

Originally Posted by BoBo15 [View Original Post]

She's 5'1 amd 168 pounds, good god man, are you serious /.

**Cousin Vinny** · 03-12-21 20:27

Originally Posted by Juan287 [View Original Post]

When I saw her, she straight up texted me and told me it was HE to finish. Still decided to visit since I've personally been in situations where charm can get you some extra goodies. During the run she was nude, and the more we got to talking and laughing the more she let me do. She put the twins on my Johnson for awhile, she had me wash my hands so I could touch and roam.

I just think you played it wrong. Sometimes you can charm them into letting you get away with a bit more.

Seems like it! You got more than the rage I got LOL. So it was just HJ? Willing to see her but that strictness for only HJ kills my mood.

Did she ask you about wearing a mask or something? Seen an ad saying the mask was required LOL. COVID is going to be the elephant in the room now. Stay safe!

**OralWonder** · 03-12-21 16:50

Originally Posted by BoBo15 [View Original Post]

She's 5'1 amd 168 pounds, good god man, are you serious /.

I was going to say the same thing but thought better of it.

**BoBo15** · 03-12-21 12:19

Originally Posted by Unbuckled46 [View Original Post]

https://ft-lauderdale.skipthegames.c...c/552115995583

Visiting Ft. Lauderdale next week, any red flags on this one?

She's 5'1 amd 168 pounds, good god man, are you serious /.

**LickShard** · 03-12-21 11:30

Originally Posted by Unbuckled46 [View Original Post]

https://ft-lauderdale.skipthegames.c...c/552115995583

Visiting Ft. Lauderdale next week, any red flags on this one?

Apart from it is ugly as f* and those toes aint human!!

**Unbuckled46** · 03-11-21 13:58

https://ft-lauderdale.skipthegames.c...c/552115995583

Visiting Ft. Lauderdale next week, any red flags on this one?

**Leggomy** · 03-11-21 12:59

Originally Posted by JTYao [View Original Post]

Sup brothers!

I've been looking for some BBFS providers recently. I used to get with Sunshine and Alexis from Babylon, but they don't provide BBFS anymore sadly. These are two on Tryst that do, though Skarlette charges way too much.

Any help would be appreciated, message me!

https://tryst.link/escort/rain-lluvia

https://tryst.link/escort/king-genevie07

Lookup duchess and melany on list crawler. They work near Hollywood. Got to start at least $200 for even a one pop qv though.

**BranCusi** · 03-10-21 17:57

Originally Posted by MaddMonk [View Original Post]

So I saw Brittany again. Tall. Slim. GFE. She's party friendly if you're in to that. BBJ was great. Covered full service. Highly recommend. Don't ruin this one. Anything can be negotiatiated.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/56953892/

Curious -- her pics don't' show her abs or chest. MILF? Baby damage?

**KMoonHeartbeat** · 03-10-21 17:43

Originally Posted by BillyBob000 [View Original Post]

Brother,

I'm not really talking to you here in my reply, but more making an over all comment that us Florida mongers should be expecting more from these escort women. Please don't take offense I'm not speaking to you directly per se.

She is not my type, for these prices for sure.

She is way out of shape, to old. Basically a streetwalker. Asking for 200 a qv bare. Forget that. I can pay $250-300 on a model type and get a BBBJ, and fuck. For an hour. Guys, we really need to stop paying these low quality girls like this. Here is a few pictures of real girls that I have booked for the rates and got what I said above. Normal $200-300 and bare BJ, and even BBFSCIP has been common. But at the very least the bareback blowjob to start me off before we even get into the sex. Some even open the back door for that standard donation. And none of them are on anything more then weed. We definitely need to raise our standards here in South Florida. I fucked every one of them, and not one cost more then $300 for an hour, and even the one for 300 gave BBBJ & BBFSCIP for that 300 and gave me 3 pops and the back door wide open. And the cheapest was 100 for BBBJ & BBFSCIP. With some also giving up the ass too in the 250 price tag. Half these girls I got in South Florida, and the other half in the North East around Boston. These rates and services for girls of this caliber are standard in New England. Why not here in South Florida. Here we seem to have a bunch of drug addict washed-up nasty out of shape girls trying to get the prices of these solid tens. And all of these escorts I posted I have fucked in the last couple years. But pickings are always slim here in South Florida Compared to North where this is common. Mainly because these awesome looking girls who are true performers of the highest caliber non drug addicts get sick of competing with these nasty crack ******. So down here you'll see these tens raising their prices to $400 or $500 an hour. An escort on crack or dope, should never get over 100 and hour. Most should only be getting 50-80 to tell the truth. Back in the backpage days, that is where you got these girls all day for 50-80 and could BBFSCIP every one of these nasty cheap hoes. What happened Florida. When I order an escort if one of these girls like this one shows up at my door I will slam the door right in her face. Hell No for 200 to bang this fat out of shape crack head. She popped out 4 crack babies already, LOL.

Whoa, does the one showing her ass in the bathroom jsve an ad I can check out? She's just my type.

**Juan287** · 03-10-21 14:51

Originally Posted by CousinVinny [View Original Post]

So texted trying to see if I can try my luck for the finishing round. But man did that back fire. She went off sending like 5 messages noting the time and all that nonsense. She stern on only HE. Did find out though she will massage your feet which isn't included for $50. Hopefully one day she will expand her horizons but only if you're patient and not giving into her lunacies.

When I saw her, she straight up texted me and told me it was HE to finish. Still decided to visit since I've personally been in situations where charm can get you some extra goodies. During the run she was nude, and the more we got to talking and laughing the more she let me do. She put the twins on my Johnson for awhile, she had me wash my hands so I could touch and roam.

I just think you played it wrong. Sometimes you can charm them into letting you get away with a bit more.

**Cousin Vinny** · 03-10-21 10:38

Originally Posted by Juan287 [View Original Post]

Called Lavish from the BR section of Adultsearch. Excellent body, excellent girl, and excellent skills with the rub. But its only a HE. She has a very easy to find incall on Sheridan St. DM me for more info.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort...y-rubs/1920155

So texted trying to see if I can try my luck for the finishing round. But man did that back fire. She went off sending like 5 messages noting the time and all that nonsense. She stern on only HE. Did find out though she will massage your feet which isn't included for $50. Hopefully one day she will expand her horizons but only if you're patient and not giving into her lunacies.

**Jcm5123** · 03-10-21 08:37

Anyone familiar with her?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/59600039/

**JTYao** · 03-10-21 00:03

Sup brothers!

I've been looking for some BBFS providers recently. I used to get with Sunshine and Alexis from Babylon, but they don't provide BBFS anymore sadly. These are two on Tryst that do, though Skarlette charges way too much.

Any help would be appreciated, message me!

https://tryst.link/escort/rain-lluvia

https://tryst.link/escort/king-genevie07

**BigBanging7** · 03-09-21 22:50

Originally Posted by Orelius [View Original Post]

Good for you, but you are not in Boston anymore Dorothy.

That is just rude. I think he spoke the truth, I liked gearing what he had to say. Probably best to follow the old analogy, if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.