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[SaltyDog]

Still sitting on the fence whether I want to try manscaping. Seems pretty expensive. From what I gather it's $60-80 for the trimming, shaving, waxing, etc. +tip. Are you guys spending $100 for manscaping + HJ? How long does this all take? I can trim and shave my balls / ass in the shower myself. Of course, I can see it being more fun if someone else is doing it. But for the cost, I'd rather get a massage.

It's better to wax your balls not shave them. Why would you shave your ass though? If you go in with a short cut it should be $40 takes about 30 minutes and yes then there's the tip.

[RGarcia123]

Havana strictly just nuru but the hour with Chanel is great, she can really give a hard massage. Tons of teasing and if you vibe with her can be a very sensual finish!

Elle is also a favorite of mine as well.

[SCJohn]

A new outfit has opened in the same spt as the former Banzai Healing on Lincoln.

Got junior a trim (shave) and wax the crack with a natural busty gal who allowed some nice acces to the girls.

https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/138788

Still sitting on the fence whether I want to try manscaping. Seems pretty expensive. From what I gather it's $60-80 for the trimming, shaving, waxing, etc. +tip. Are you guys spending $100 for manscaping + HJ? How long does this all take? I can trim and shave my balls / ass in the shower myself. Of course, I can see it being more fun if someone else is doing it. But for the cost, I'd rather get a massage.

[AsianPussy]

Have you tried Krystal? She was a legit CMT for years and I've had many legit massages and hers was outstanding.

My problem is being an owner of a legit massage establishment, I have much higher expectations when it comes to massage, and not a single one of the Asian girls meets it. In 30+ years I haven't had a single provider in any Asian or Latina MP who was good enough to get hired at my place or any other legit spa. There's a HUGE difference between a real CMT and what "hobby" providers do. AMPs are just too predictable and all pretty much the same. It's always: get naked and lay down, get 10 minutes of crappy ass back massage with a little crack and ball teasing, flip, negotiate tip. And get finished quickly and rushed out the door so they can repeat with 10 more guys before going home. Sometimes there's a little bit of thrill of the chase, which is probably the only thing that keeps me going back from time to time. Will I get a cute provider this time? How smooth will those bare legs feel? What will she be wearing under that short skirt? I totally get that.

I love Havana because you always get a young hottie with a nice personality there, and you know that she's going to get completely naked and give you good service. There's no unpleasant surprises there. But it's also a $200 HJ by the time you're done. If all you want is a HJ you can get that from an AMP for less, but chances are it will be a rush job from someone older and less attractive who maybe doesn't even remove all of her clothing or allow much touching.

[Heartless Jay]

On Saturday I went to detox. Cynthia and Bella weren't in so I tried jasmine. She was about 5. 5 thick and late 20's. She wasn't fat but just thick. She charged me. 8 and house was. 4 may try her again just because she charged me low. Any other Latina FS provider's recommended? I tried Bella, Cynthia and jasmine here. Jasmine has a heart tat in her right ass cheek.

The only girl I've seen at Detox is Amy. She's really got a nice bedside manner, a sweet personality, but best of all she's got a great ass. Big and round and firm with a massive back tattoo. K9 is an absolute must with her, just for the visual. $. 2 plus house fee. Didn't ask for bb, as it's not my thing.

[Mugsy204]

Could it have been Kaylie? Sounds about the same description. Only asking because I had Kaylie and she was good but always looking for the next best thing (which could be Hailey?

It was definitely Hailey, heard it very clearly and she spoke perfect English. They put Hailey on the ad pics too.

[Adipca]

I always sit on the table with the towel on my lap. They always say face down. I ask them to come over and turn them and touch their shoulders and say medium. I've had several back surgeries so I touch their lower back and say soft. Then I caress her butt and say medium and when the turn to face me I lightly touch a breast or front of pants and say tickle. They usually laugh (I'm an old guy so I get away with shit like that) then stand up, hand them the towel and lie face down. So they know I'm not a cop, I'm not John Holmes, and they get a peek at my saggy balls as I get comfortable. It works for me.

I sit on the table with my Johnson fully exposed. I won't even go to a room unless it is with one I am attracted to and know I am getting. I usually cop a feel of her ass or pull up her dress before even going to the room to make sure there is no hidden fat. If they pull a switch on me, and that has happened, I demand the one I said I wanted and agreed to see me or I leave and demand a refund. I have also left if they won't take my "take it or leave it" standard offer for CFS. I also make sure CFS is available before agreeing to go to a room. This way, no surprises; no waste of time. Has worked every time. No faux massage. Right down to business.

[July1714]

After Fridays scare as I was passing new moon I called mamasan next day and she said a crack head went in so they called cops. Yall can visit now. On Saturday I went to detox. Cynthia and Bella weren't in so I tried jasmine. She was about 5. 5 thick and late 20's. She wasn't fat but just thick. She charged me. 8 and house was. 4 may try her again just because she charged me low. Any other Latina FS provider's recommended? I tried Bella, Cynthia and jasmine here. Jasmine has a heart tat in her right ass cheek.

[Stockholm]

A new outfit has opened in the same spt as the former Banzai Healing on Lincoln.

Got junior a trim (shave) and wax the crack with a natural busty gal who allowed some nice acces to the girls.

https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/138788

[OcHobby949]

Long time lurker. She's been reviewed before but thought it wouldn't hurt to provide an update. It was easy to book an appointment with her. She mentioned she had a "friend" in town but she was only visiting for the week. The massage was good and her service was great. Everything I was hoping for with the big exploding fireworks at the end. Was cleaned up and had a donut before leaving the area.

I really like the fact that she only takes one appointment at a time.

[SneakyPete7]

Went to Serenity in Lake Forest a couple Saturdays ago. Asked for hot Asian. Got what I asked for when Hailey came in. Said she was 24 - looked about that. She was really cute had a great body. Small tits and tight, round ass. Got the 45 minute massage. Hailey gave a great massage for about 20 minutes then oiled my legs and ass up and did some great teasing on the boys and ass for a few minutes and got me to attention big time. On the flip she asked if I wanted NURU and I said yes. She took off her clothes and oiled me all up on front and started rubbing her body up and down while stroking me and then she did the best camel toe slide while I was sucking her tits. She got really turned while she was rubbing her pussy on my shaft. Made me blow quicker than I wanted! Highly recommend this place. Hailey only works weekends. House. 55 NURU 1. 2.

Could it have been Kaylie? Sounds about the same description. Only asking because I had Kaylie and she was good but always looking for the next best thing (which could be Hailey?

[HeadorTail]

When you go to an AMP, what do you do when you're waiting for your girl to come in? Lay face down on the table, or sit on the edge of the table? For 30+ years I've always undressed and laid face down, but maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years, or maybe it doesn't make much difference either way. I've seen a few suggestions that sitting on the table maybe invites a little more interaction at the start of the session.

I always sit on the table with the towel on my lap. They always say face down. I ask them to come over and turn them and touch their shoulders and say medium. I've had several back surgeries so I touch their lower back and say soft. Then I caress her butt and say medium and when the turn to face me I lightly touch a breast or front of pants and say tickle. They usually laugh (I'm an old guy so I get away with shit like that) then stand up, hand them the towel and lie face down. So they know I'm not a cop, I'm not John Holmes, and they get a peek at my saggy balls as I get comfortable. It works for me.

[RogerOver]

My problem is being an owner of a legit massage establishment, I have much higher expectations when it comes to massage, and not a single one of the Asian girls meets it. In 30+ years I haven't had a single provider in any Asian or Latina MP who was good enough to get hired at my place or any other legit spa. There's a HUGE difference between a real CMT and what "hobby" providers do. AMPs are just too predictable and all pretty much the same. It's always: get naked and lay down, get 10 minutes of crappy ass back massage with a little crack and ball teasing, flip, negotiate tip. And get finished quickly and rushed out the door so they can repeat with 10 more guys before going home. Sometimes there's a little bit of thrill of the chase, which is probably the only thing that keeps me going back from time to time. Will I get a cute provider this time? How smooth will those bare legs feel? What will she be wearing under that short skirt? I totally get that.

I love Havana because you always get a young hottie with a nice personality there, and you know that she's going to get completely naked and give you good service. There's no unpleasant surprises there. But it's also a $200 HJ by the time you're done. If all you want is a HJ you can get that from an AMP for less, but chances are it will be a rush job from someone older and less attractive who maybe doesn't even remove all of her clothing or allow much touching.

Sure. Personally, if I need a "therapeutic" massage, I take myself to a legit massage parlor that provides that with no intention of trying for some happy time. That said, I've been to a few AMPs who do a reasonably decent massage and have a "routine" to provide it. Meaning it's not just an uncoordinated back rub. The ones that do that tend to be a little older, though. Anyway, it's all subjective to the payer.

Generally speaking, if I want to drop two bills or higher, I'm finding an escort I can smash a few times for an hour.

[Grimmy23]

While everyone is different, I normally skip any Latina shops because there's zero massage. I actually do want a massage during the session, and especially like it if they continue for a few minutes after I get off.

My problem is being an owner of a legit massage establishment, I have much higher expectations when it comes to massage, and not a single one of the Asian girls meets it. In 30+ years I haven't had a single provider in any Asian or Latina MP who was good enough to get hired at my place or any other legit spa. There's a HUGE difference between a real CMT and what "hobby" providers do. AMPs are just too predictable and all pretty much the same. It's always: get naked and lay down, get 10 minutes of crappy ass back massage with a little crack and ball teasing, flip, negotiate tip. And get finished quickly and rushed out the door so they can repeat with 10 more guys before going home. Sometimes there's a little bit of thrill of the chase, which is probably the only thing that keeps me going back from time to time. Will I get a cute provider this time? How smooth will those bare legs feel? What will she be wearing under that short skirt? I totally get that.

I love Havana because you always get a young hottie with a nice personality there, and you know that she's going to get completely naked and give you good service. There's no unpleasant surprises there. But it's also a $200 HJ by the time you're done. If all you want is a HJ you can get that from an AMP for less, but chances are it will be a rush job from someone older and less attractive who maybe doesn't even remove all of her clothing or allow much touching.

[PaperTiger24]

I go to places that have both Asian and Latina. I find that in those places the Latinas usually fall in line with whatever the standard is for the place, which is more typical of what you get from Asians. There's a couple places up in Downey that I like. Downey Therapy and Downey Massage. They're within walking distance of each other in neighboring strip malls. I always considered Downey Therapy to be kind of an under the radar place. In an unassuming, low traffic center and usually with slightly older but not ugly providers. They usually don't ask for the high end tips there either. In fact I can't recall ever being asked how much I was going to tip at that place. I used to live walking distance from it but now I'm 30 minutes away, so I don't go as much as I used to. I usually just got HJ there and occasionally a CBJ, but my last trip up there I got surprised and in walks a hot young Latina spinner who stripped completely naked and rode the shit out of me. Downey Massage in the center next door always says they have both, and I've seen some young Latina spinners in there. I know Downey is a reach though if you live more in the southern part of OC. I still venture up that way on occasion just for old times sake.

Nice, thank you for the rec. I'll definitely look into them.