Massage Parlor Reports

WingClipper · 03-14-21 12:15

Went to the moon dreaming of four hand after a long week of work. Dreamt of a good walk on the back with firm pressure for 2 hours. Nothing else to add other then no extras or any seduction of any kind.

Side note. Olivia posting is a trap. LOL.

**Jethro63** · 03-14-21 11:51

Made it by Massage Therapy finally. Got the job done but can't say I was super happy. Massage was pretty good though light when I asked for medium. If I ever go again I would ask for hard. Lee-Lee was super cautious. Engrish not good. I asked for an hour and got an hour but it became apparent happiness was not an option unless you do the 90 minute (which is $100 before tip). Upgraded to 90 minute. Some OTC roaming. No playing with the gals. Damage $1. 4. Probably won't return.

Originally Posted by VillageAnchor [View Original Post]

Good info!

I've had a "happy" visit w / LeiLei at Massage Therapy across from Chili's.

However the other 2 there are old ladies.

Been to Relax and enjoyed the massage, but nothing more on the menu.

Moon was similar to Relax. No potential.

Haven't tried Hong.

**VillageAnchor** · 03-12-21 18:05

Originally Posted by Jg3786 [View Original Post]

Yes and thank you for responding.

Please PM me, I'll gladly pass along my findings as well.

**Niterider450** · 03-12-21 08:09

Originally Posted by NerdJohn [View Original Post]

The last time I went to Hong, the lady kept using her elbows. Elbows fucking hurt. I ended up putting on my clothes 15 minutes and walking out without paying.

Yes that sounds painful! Some people think a massage is suppose to hurt.

**NerdJohn** · 03-11-21 21:01

Originally Posted by ScorpionOvem [View Original Post]

Hong is an absolute joke. No oil or any kind of lubrication. Massaged gluts through the towel and often was using only 1 hand to massage.

The last time I went to Hong, the lady kept using her elbows. Elbows fucking hurt. I ended up putting on my clothes 15 minutes and walking out without paying.

**ScorpionOvem** · 03-11-21 18:09

Originally Posted by VillageAnchor [View Original Post]

Good info!

I've had a "happy" visit w / LeiLei at Massage Therapy across from Chili's.

However the other 2 there are old ladies.

Been to Relax and enjoyed the massage, but nothing more on the menu.

Moon was similar to Relax. No potential.

Haven't tried Hong.

Hong is an absolute joke. No oil or any kind of lubrication. Massaged gluts through the towel and often was using only 1 hand to massage.

**Member #6999** · 03-10-21 15:38

Originally Posted by TripJ [View Original Post]

Where is he talking about?

The red head that advertises frequently. Nasty house. Nasty massage wants tip and money up front for nothing more than a HJ.

**Hentai19** · 03-09-21 07:55

Originally Posted by LeggsLover [View Original Post]

Anyone have good luck there lately.

I was their in January. Not very motivating, only one masseuse, offered 30 minutes only. I have visited in the past and afterwards always felt it was a waste of money.

H19.

**LeggsLover** · 03-09-21 06:53

Anyone have good luck there lately.

**VillageAnchor** · 03-08-21 22:56

Originally Posted by Volen65 [View Original Post]

Here's somethin fo yo asses!

Let's take a little trip down Kingston Puke.

I like going to AMPs when they're new. Less old, crusty spittle on the face-hole that way. So, I haven't been to many of these in quite some time.

Relax Massage. Slightly above average massage. Near-definite potential for more. I had to piss and didn't care that day.

Good info!

I've had a "happy" visit w / LeiLei at Massage Therapy across from Chili's.

However the other 2 there are old ladies.

Been to Relax and enjoyed the massage, but nothing more on the menu.

Moon was similar to Relax. No potential.

Haven't tried Hong.

**MsErinK** · 03-08-21 19:56

Originally Posted by Radengrtn [View Original Post]

MsErin, I would suggest CandysCurves. She does nuru massage and enjoys the ladies as well.

Thanks for the info! I'm really nervous about it & honestly I would pay just to talk with her for an hour. I have heard a lot of positive things. I have lesbian friends who would help out but what if I don't like it? What if they get attached and it ruin the friendship? This seems like the safest way to try something new.

**Radengrtn** · 03-08-21 19:20

Originally Posted by MsErinK [View Original Post]

I want to experience a woman's touch. I am intemidated and nervous about it. I want a massage with a happy ending by another woman. Does anyone who does massage see women as well? Someone nice, professional and drug free. Not looking for a 3 some. Looking to be a paying customer. I get this is a boy's only club but this is what I want to check off my bucket list.

MsErin, I would suggest CandysCurves. She does nuru massage and enjoys the ladies as well.

**Cromwell** · 03-08-21 19:09

Originally Posted by Volen65 [View Original Post]

Here's somethin fo yo asses!

Let's take a little trip down Kingston Puke.

I like going to AMPs when they're new. Less old, crusty spittle on the face-hole that way. So, I haven't been to many of these in quite some time.

Relax Massage. Slightly above average massage. Near-definite potential for more. I had to piss and didn't care that day.

Oasis Massage (closed) - Honorable mention for the oldest and most un-enthusiastic granny who's ever done that dumb finger pull thing to me.

Massage Envy. Below average massage. Slight-potential for more. The granny yelled at me for my bad tip and told me she'd never massage me again for that amount. No shit, I never went back.

Hong Massage. I've never gone here. I don't know why. In my mind, I imagine it is like how Oasis used to be. I'm probably wrong.

Meridian Massage (maybe closed?) - Honorable mention for the bizarre location and the even more bizarre conversation the granny had with me about her kids, while I was sitting next to her fully nude and flacid.

Rose Massage. Way below average massage. Definite potential. For ejaculating into her hands, which she takes to the sink and washes down the drain. The only decent thing about the massage is that it is fully nude (without towel).

Massage Work. Below average massage. Almost no potential for more. Way too much elbowing me in the back, which is nothing new.

Good info for an out of towner. Thanks.

**Volen65** · 03-08-21 18:40

Here's somethin fo yo asses!

Let's take a little trip down Kingston Puke.

I like going to AMPs when they're new. Less old, crusty spittle on the face-hole that way. So, I haven't been to many of these in quite some time.

Relax Massage. Slightly above average massage. Near-definite potential for more. I had to piss and didn't care that day.

Oasis Massage (closed) - Honorable mention for the oldest and most un-enthusiastic granny who's ever done that dumb finger pull thing to me.

Massage Envy. Below average massage. Slight-potential for more. The granny yelled at me for my bad tip and told me she'd never massage me again for that amount. No shit, I never went back.

Hong Massage. I've never gone here. I don't know why. In my mind, I imagine it is like how Oasis used to be. I'm probably wrong.

Meridian Massage (maybe closed?) - Honorable mention for the bizarre location and the even more bizarre conversation the granny had with me about her kids, while I was sitting next to her fully nude and flacid.

Rose Massage. Way below average massage. Definite potential. For ejaculating into her hands, which she takes to the sink and washes down the drain. The only decent thing about the massage is that it is fully nude (without towel).

Massage Work. Below average massage. Almost no potential for more. Way too much elbowing me in the back, which is nothing new.

Feet Retreat. Slightly above average massage. I pulled a whitey, which was weird. Needless to say, zero chance for anything, towels and blankets all over the place.

Moon Massage. Slightly above average massage. Slight teasing, slight potential for more.

That foot place off Campbells Run (close enough to Kingston Pike) - Near definite potential for more. This is close to the standard AMP you'll find in other cities.

It must be our region's more relaxed attitude towards a pandemic, but they seem to be popping up everywhere these days! They're all old though, some are really old. Almost all will give you your full 60 or 90 minutes. Almost none will tug on your pecker.