Massage Parlor Reports

[Stockholm]

A new outfit has opened in the same spt as the former Banzai Healing on Lincoln.

Got junior a trim (shave) and wax the crack with a natural busty gal who allowed some nice acces to the girls.

https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/138788

[OcHobby949]

Long time lurker. She's been reviewed before but thought it wouldn't hurt to provide an update. It was easy to book an appointment with her. She mentioned she had a "friend" in town but she was only visiting for the week. The massage was good and her service was great. Everything I was hoping for with the big exploding fireworks at the end. Was cleaned up and had a donut before leaving the area.

I really like the fact that she only takes one appointment at a time.

[SneakyPete7]

Went to Serenity in Lake Forest a couple Saturdays ago. Asked for hot Asian. Got what I asked for when Hailey came in. Said she was 24 - looked about that. She was really cute had a great body. Small tits and tight, round ass. Got the 45 minute massage. Hailey gave a great massage for about 20 minutes then oiled my legs and ass up and did some great teasing on the boys and ass for a few minutes and got me to attention big time. On the flip she asked if I wanted NURU and I said yes. She took off her clothes and oiled me all up on front and started rubbing her body up and down while stroking me and then she did the best camel toe slide while I was sucking her tits. She got really turned while she was rubbing her pussy on my shaft. Made me blow quicker than I wanted! Highly recommend this place. Hailey only works weekends. House. 55 NURU 1. 2.

Could it have been Kaylie? Sounds about the same description. Only asking because I had Kaylie and she was good but always looking for the next best thing (which could be Hailey?

[HeadorTail]

When you go to an AMP, what do you do when you're waiting for your girl to come in? Lay face down on the table, or sit on the edge of the table? For 30+ years I've always undressed and laid face down, but maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years, or maybe it doesn't make much difference either way. I've seen a few suggestions that sitting on the table maybe invites a little more interaction at the start of the session.

I always sit on the table with the towel on my lap. They always say face down. I ask them to come over and turn them and touch their shoulders and say medium. I've had several back surgeries so I touch their lower back and say soft. Then I caress her butt and say medium and when the turn to face me I lightly touch a breast or front of pants and say tickle. They usually laugh (I'm an old guy so I get away with shit like that) then stand up, hand them the towel and lie face down. So they know I'm not a cop, I'm not John Holmes, and they get a peek at my saggy balls as I get comfortable. It works for me.

[RogerOver]

My problem is being an owner of a legit massage establishment, I have much higher expectations when it comes to massage, and not a single one of the Asian girls meets it. In 30+ years I haven't had a single provider in any Asian or Latina MP who was good enough to get hired at my place or any other legit spa. There's a HUGE difference between a real CMT and what "hobby" providers do. AMPs are just too predictable and all pretty much the same. It's always: get naked and lay down, get 10 minutes of crappy ass back massage with a little crack and ball teasing, flip, negotiate tip. And get finished quickly and rushed out the door so they can repeat with 10 more guys before going home. Sometimes there's a little bit of thrill of the chase, which is probably the only thing that keeps me going back from time to time. Will I get a cute provider this time? How smooth will those bare legs feel? What will she be wearing under that short skirt? I totally get that.

I love Havana because you always get a young hottie with a nice personality there, and you know that she's going to get completely naked and give you good service. There's no unpleasant surprises there. But it's also a $200 HJ by the time you're done. If all you want is a HJ you can get that from an AMP for less, but chances are it will be a rush job from someone older and less attractive who maybe doesn't even remove all of her clothing or allow much touching.

Sure. Personally, if I need a "therapeutic" massage, I take myself to a legit massage parlor that provides that with no intention of trying for some happy time. That said, I've been to a few AMPs who do a reasonably decent massage and have a "routine" to provide it. Meaning it's not just an uncoordinated back rub. The ones that do that tend to be a little older, though. Anyway, it's all subjective to the payer.

Generally speaking, if I want to drop two bills or higher, I'm finding an escort I can smash a few times for an hour.

[Grimmy23]

While everyone is different, I normally skip any Latina shops because there's zero massage. I actually do want a massage during the session, and especially like it if they continue for a few minutes after I get off.

My problem is being an owner of a legit massage establishment, I have much higher expectations when it comes to massage, and not a single one of the Asian girls meets it. In 30+ years I haven't had a single provider in any Asian or Latina MP who was good enough to get hired at my place or any other legit spa. There's a HUGE difference between a real CMT and what "hobby" providers do. AMPs are just too predictable and all pretty much the same. It's always: get naked and lay down, get 10 minutes of crappy ass back massage with a little crack and ball teasing, flip, negotiate tip. And get finished quickly and rushed out the door so they can repeat with 10 more guys before going home. Sometimes there's a little bit of thrill of the chase, which is probably the only thing that keeps me going back from time to time. Will I get a cute provider this time? How smooth will those bare legs feel? What will she be wearing under that short skirt? I totally get that.

I love Havana because you always get a young hottie with a nice personality there, and you know that she's going to get completely naked and give you good service. There's no unpleasant surprises there. But it's also a $200 HJ by the time you're done. If all you want is a HJ you can get that from an AMP for less, but chances are it will be a rush job from someone older and less attractive who maybe doesn't even remove all of her clothing or allow much touching.

[PaperTiger24]

I go to places that have both Asian and Latina. I find that in those places the Latinas usually fall in line with whatever the standard is for the place, which is more typical of what you get from Asians. There's a couple places up in Downey that I like. Downey Therapy and Downey Massage. They're within walking distance of each other in neighboring strip malls. I always considered Downey Therapy to be kind of an under the radar place. In an unassuming, low traffic center and usually with slightly older but not ugly providers. They usually don't ask for the high end tips there either. In fact I can't recall ever being asked how much I was going to tip at that place. I used to live walking distance from it but now I'm 30 minutes away, so I don't go as much as I used to. I usually just got HJ there and occasionally a CBJ, but my last trip up there I got surprised and in walks a hot young Latina spinner who stripped completely naked and rode the shit out of me. Downey Massage in the center next door always says they have both, and I've seen some young Latina spinners in there. I know Downey is a reach though if you live more in the southern part of OC. I still venture up that way on occasion just for old times sake.

Nice, thank you for the rec. I'll definitely look into them.

[Grimmy23]

I rarely go to Latina shops because they're usually bigger than what I'm attracted to. It's been so long since I've been to one so maybe that's changed. If anyone has a lead on Latina spinners let me know.

I go to places that have both Asian and Latina. I find that in those places the Latinas usually fall in line with whatever the standard is for the place, which is more typical of what you get from Asians. There's a couple places up in Downey that I like. Downey Therapy and Downey Massage. They're within walking distance of each other in neighboring strip malls. I always considered Downey Therapy to be kind of an under the radar place. In an unassuming, low traffic center and usually with slightly older but not ugly providers. They usually don't ask for the high end tips there either. In fact I can't recall ever being asked how much I was going to tip at that place. I used to live walking distance from it but now I'm 30 minutes away, so I don't go as much as I used to. I usually just got HJ there and occasionally a CBJ, but my last trip up there I got surprised and in walks a hot young Latina spinner who stripped completely naked and rode the shit out of me. Downey Massage in the center next door always says they have both, and I've seen some young Latina spinners in there. I know Downey is a reach though if you live more in the southern part of OC. I still venture up that way on occasion just for old times sake.

[PaperTiger24]

I rarely go to Latina shops because they're usually bigger than what I'm attracted to. It's been so long since I've been to one so maybe that's changed. If anyone has a lead on Latina spinners let me know.

[RogerOver]

For the most part I'm pretty much over AMPs strictly because they're almost always the same exact experience. I still get the itch once in a while though. Something about feeling up those bare thighs and going up the skirt to check if she has underwear on is is kind of satisfying. Thinking of maybe trying a slightly different routine next time.

While everyone is different, I normally skip any Latina shops because there's zero massage. I actually do want a massage during the session, and especially like it if they continue for a few minutes after I get off.

[BenderOver]

Great reviews. Just the right amount of info. I have tried and agree with most Except I haven't heard of Ue Sky and couldn't find in Santa Ana on RM? Any more deets to share to help me track it down since it sounds great?

Blue sky is on google maps. On main St near mcfadden I think. It's in a small minimall right at the corner of the intersection.

[CivilBeast]

I get naked and sit on the table, maybe with a towel draped across my nethers (first visit). When the girl comes in, I stand up completely naked and start to lay face down. I might give them a quick hug or ass pat as I do. They generally giggle and rub my ass for a few seconds, and then we get started.

This method has worked for me about 100% of the time.

Going to try the sitting intro next, haven't yet. Sounds like a good option. Recently I have been lying face up with the towel across the D. Have gotten some knowing and playful interactions from some ladies that liked the directness especially the ones not into the message portion of the feature as much. Most of the time they smile and ask me to flip, but at least then they know why I'm there. Only once (or twice?) did they ever act offended and one such occasion it turned into message only session so maybe it back-fired or maybe extras weren't on the table – so to speak – to begin with. Never went back.

[Grimmy23]

I just lay face down on the bed or massage table. It seems like it would not make a huge difference. But my thinking is, at least for me, laying down reduces the odds of potentially spooking the girl when they come in. Also, there's been one or two times where the MMS pokes her head in and laying down makes things a little less awkward. Again, this is just me.

I don't think I'd worry too much about spooking any of the girls, or even the MMS. I'm sure the girls are well aware that whatever random guy is behind that door, he's most likely going to have his hand up her skirt and her hand and / or lips wrapped around his dick in a matter of minutes. It's probably a rarity that it doesn't happen. I'm also pretty sure the MMS has seen more than her fair share of random naked men. I've been at places that had a PPS and he poked his head in, and that's a little weird, but if you've ever been to a spa in China, much weirder stuff than that happens before your service. Almost every time I go to Havana, for whatever reason the manager (Luna) pops back into the room when I'm at some stage of undress. A couple times it was to give me my $5 change. One time was to let me know my girl was running a little behind and would be in shortly (I had just pulled my underwear down when she walked in). I find it a little strange, or maybe she just likes to get a sneak peak. But I don't find it awkward at all. I'm sure she's seen plenty before.

Back 25-30 years ago there was a place I was a regular at in Downey. It's long gone now, but I was in there once and they were very backed up. After about 15 minutes of waiting for a girl, the MMS came in (older but not unattractive) just to keep me company. She sat on the table and I sat next to her and she just made a little small talk for about 5 minutes while she gently fondled the boys.

For the most part I'm pretty much over AMPs strictly because they're almost always the same exact experience. I still get the itch once in a while though. Something about feeling up those bare thighs and going up the skirt to check if she has underwear on is is kind of satisfying. Thinking of maybe trying a slightly different routine next time.

I'm still searching high and low for a place that truly does give a choice of girls when you arrive. There's a new place in Downey that's advertising you get to choose. Literally 100% of the time though when I've gone to places that supposedly provide lineups there's only one girl available when I arrive, so I tend to think it's more of a myth around here.

[PaperTiger24]

When you go to an AMP, what do you do when you're waiting for your girl to come in? Lay face down on the table, or sit on the edge of the table? For 30+ years I've always undressed and laid face down, but maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years, or maybe it doesn't make much difference either way. I've seen a few suggestions that sitting on the table maybe invites a little more interaction at the start of the session.

Lie face up with no towel.

[CivilBeast]

When you go to an AMP, what do you do when you're waiting for your girl to come in? Lay face down on the table, or sit on the edge of the table? For 30+ years I've always undressed and laid face down, but maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years, or maybe it doesn't make much difference either way. I've seen a few suggestions that sitting on the table maybe invites a little more interaction at the start of the session.

Going to try the sitting intro next, haven't yet. Sounds like a good option. Recently I have been lying face up with the towel across the D. Have gotten some knowing and playful interactions from some ladies that liked the directness especially the ones not into the message portion of the feature as much. Most of the time they smile and ask me to flip, but at least then they have a hint of why I'm there. Only once or twice did they ever act offended and one such occasion it turned into message only session so maybe it back-fired or maybe extras weren't on the table – so to speak – to begin with. Never went back.