MotorCity Mayhem

[Stealth72]

You're not a monger either, you're a fake fucking review writer.

LOL. You are the stupidest motherfucker here. Keep being comedy gold. It's not shocking these girls treat me better with that personality. Did momma not love you? Bet she tried to abort your ass.

[HeadsUp313]

There was some tease but no HE.

, jr was avoided even during the table shower.

I'm really starting to feel sorry for your sorry ass. Seems like you can't even get laid in a Bangkok whorehouse.

[HeadsUp313]

It's in a complex between a eyeglass place and a Chinese restaurant. No HE from my experience, but I get the feeling you probably could if you push for it. There was some nice teasing on the dark side of the moon but no goal even after the table shower Jr was ignored.

She probably seen all the herpes on your little pee pee.

[HeadsUp313]

A decent car dream, good BBBJCIM and spit. Total damage was three jacksons.

Awwww, you had a "dream" that a girl touched your pee pee. Are you sure it wasn't Concupiscent69's dad? 60 dollars seems like a lot of money for a drag queen BJ car date.

HeeJunk, can you verify the going rate? How much do you charge to suck a dick?

[HeadsUp313]

Thanks for the reply and info, I just recently moved here from lansing, any recommendations?

If I gave you a box of crackers would you move back?

[HeadsUp313]

So after failing to get an session at massage breeze a week ago, I decided to head to M1. Kind of disappointed, I had momo and that was it. I got to pop off twice for 1. 20 for what it's worth but it was boring. Same can be said about magic when I visited a few months ago.

I guess Mikki ruined massages parlor for me. No lady can take care of you like Mikki does. Already missing her since I moved here.

You also failed at life. How many times has a hooker blown you off in your life? You have about 130 post here and it looks like half of them are getting ghosted and the other half is you squawking like a parrot BOY.

[HeadsUp313]

LOL. Not even a dealer idiot. If you are dumb enough to believe what some girl tells a guy she's desperate to hide her std from, LOL. Go get your diseases. Just goes to show how little your pussy ass knows.

I know you wouldn't say shit to my face though. Facts.

You're not a monger either, you're a fake fucking review writer.

[HeadsUp313]

@ Polly Want A Cracker.

quote my post, quote my post, quote my post.

Say my name, say my name.

Keep on with the copy and paste come backs parrot BOY, come on BOY ask for another cracker.

[SmoothDriver]

Typical Detroiter, they gots to keeps it real. Nothing says I'm from the D like murdering someone over a pair of Jordans. The fact that you are will to take someones life and risk going to jail for the rest of your life over 40 dollars shows what kind of dumb shit you really are.

Showing balls which you have no clue what that is doesn't make ghetto or from Detroit you cnt lemming white dik suking middle-class republican. I wish you tried the rob act with me little boy.

[LigmaPatient0]

You're the first tool that has used the term "dream" for a legit massage. And you paid $110 for a legit massage, what a fucking loser.

I'm sorry my little B-I-T-C-H for not spending that money on you but you just don't suck dick good enough.

P.S. The massage was really that good though and was like a dream. Not my fault you can't afford to do so.

[CommonSteve666]

You're the first tool that has used the term "dream" for a legit massage. And you paid $110 for a legit massage, what a fucking loser.

When people use the dream term to describe their activities, they might be in the market for a lavender breeze, meadow daisy, or pumpkin spice product. I'm guessing your creativity won't be appreciated but at least you offered to help.

[LigmaPatient0]

1 - Begging for change isn't a job so stop it. 2 - Same shit different posts.

Awwww my biatch is working hard to get daddy's attention. Come my little Biatch come hop on daddies dick.

Come quote daddy ligma if you want me to fuck you in that ass.

[HeadsUp313]

I've been trying get an appointment with Jennifer, since her place is near my work place. Got a few replies asking some basic questions and no availability on the day and time requested. And then she just went silent when I ask for any openings on diffrent days. Is she normally this difficult to make an appointment with?

1 - Begging for change isn't a job so stop it. 2 - Same shit different posts.

[HeadsUp313]

Sigh I see, I guess Breeze is going to be a no go for me then she's been ignoring all my text for the past month now before she went on vacation. Was hoping to become a new regular because of her rate and menu after moving up here to Motor City from Lansing.

I stopped reading at "ignoring all my text," what a fucking loser. You can't buy pussy and stray dogs won't play with you unless you put peanut butter on your vagina.

[HeadsUp313]

Toftt, really good massage but no happy ending unless someone else says otherwise. Hr dream total damage 110 with tip. Watch out for the masseuse scaly elbows though besides that and the lack of the happy ending. It was an incredible legit massage and I recommend this place on that alone. Truly one of the best hard massage I have experienced in all of Michigan.

You're the first tool that has used the term "dream" for a legit massage. And you paid $110 for a legit massage, what a fucking loser.