Massage Parlor Reports

[TruckerBob]

Whatever happened to Mia, Cali and coco with the big coconuts?

I am also wondering this.

[NoFearToTry]

Whatever happened to Mia, Cali and coco with the big coconuts?

Sent you a pm.

[WestSidePunter]

Hey all, hope you are all having fun and getting some from the lovely ladies out there.

Was wondering if anyone had some reports on the westside, I have been to all of them over the past couple years, and some I have not been back to, as there was no fun to be had, Wangcho, Sunny, 5 Star are just some of them. I went on the other site, and no one has reviewed them for awhile. I am having to spend a little less, but can still have fun, but hoping for something closer to home, as fun as a few spots in Vancouver, and the eastside are, I hate the drive some days LOL.

I used to have a great time at the cedar hills one behind the Arby's but that girl leftEven got lucky once at the foot spa on TV hwy once. Shangri-la was fun last time I went, but the girl rushed it all, and it became not as fun for me.

So if you have any spots, and maybe do not want to share here, please DM me. I do have a few spots where HE-FS are available that I visit in other areas in the metro area.

From recent visits, there is fun available at Wangchao, CNE, Chi, and all the usual suspects. Not a ton more than HE at most of them, but there's a fair lot of intel on a couple high mileage west side spots already here.

[MuscleThick]

Whatever happened to Mia, Cali and coco with the big coconuts?

[Drex Diggler2]

Hey all, hope you are all having fun and getting some from the lovely ladies out there.

Was wondering if anyone had some reports on the westside, I have been to all of them over the past couple years, and some I have not been back to, as there was no fun to be had, Wangcho, Sunny, 5 Star are just some of them. I went on the other site, and no one has reviewed them for awhile. I am having to spend a little less, but can still have fun, but hoping for something closer to home, as fun as a few spots in Vancouver, and the eastside are, I hate the drive some days LOL.

I used to have a great time at the cedar hills one behind the Arby's but that girl leftEven got lucky once at the foot spa on TV hwy once. Shangri-la was fun last time I went, but the girl rushed it all, and it became not as fun for me.

So if you have any spots, and maybe do not want to share here, please DM me. I do have a few spots where HE-FS are available that I visit in other areas in the metro area.

[NoFearToTry]

I decided to visit this place that is close to home in Tigard and met Linda a slender and reasonably attractive lady who was wearing some jeans and a sweater when we met. I decided to stay an hour to allow enough time to see where it went. We both had our masks on for the massage that was only so so, a bit of a light touch and nothing special to mention. I was given the hot towel treatment and asked to flip over. From there I was able to pull those jeans down and play a bit until she called time. Leaving me unfinished she asks if I want more time? No I dressed to go.

I have stopped on here on occasion as well just to see if the talent has rotated, the person who owns this place I think also owns another place or two. I had a similar experiences at this place with this girl since she has come to this location I have seen her more than once. She has a routine and knows the game maybe a little too well to get your cash. If you pay for an hour and someone else comes in she will try to cut your hour short to 30 minutes and give you the oh too busy honey bullshit and you get to leave undrained with no fun. If she has no one else waiting she will try to extend the tease in hopes of more to get more cash out of you and not give it up. The hour here seems like a 50 minute hour unless you point the time out then you get your hour. The towel on your ass goes away pretty quickly if it even gets used.

She has a nice voice seems friendly and easy on the eyes and slender in comparison to some of the other ladies out there. She will try to get you to diy and not put the effort out. Daty is doable but not to engaging about it if your into it go in the morning not evening. Was not able to get FS even with appropriate offerings and flashing the wad, if anyone else has feel free to send me pm with the swaying point to get her there. Her English is limited of course to her benefit as needed. I have walked in and whatever the hell was cooking stunk so bad I left and said I come back later. Massage is nothing to great pretty weak if you even care about it, I'm sure she is just another warm body to greet you and take your cash with no real massage skills or license as most all of these places are.

I won't be going back either until another rotates in, just too many other choices out there to visit without all the manipulation and hustle bullshit. At least this girl isn't 65 is why I gave it a shot a more than once .

I hate the time cut short and the oh too busy bullshit line and still want the full regular tip and not bashful in asking for too much

[PriceIsRight39]

I decided to visit this place that is close to home in Tigard and met Linda a slender and reasonably attractive lady who was wearing some jeans and a sweater when we met. I decided to stay an hour to allow enough time to see where it went. We both had our masks on for the massage that was only so so, a bit of a light touch and nothing special to mention. I was given the hot towel treatment and asked to flip over. From there I was able to pull those jeans down and play a bit until she called time. Leaving me unfinished she asks if I want more time? No I dressed to go.

Damn! That stinks.

[Benson008]

I decided to visit this place that is close to home in Tigard and met Linda a slender and reasonably attractive lady who was wearing some jeans and a sweater when we met. I decided to stay an hour to allow enough time to see where it went. We both had our masks on for the massage that was only so so, a bit of a light touch and nothing special to mention. I was given the hot towel treatment and asked to flip over. From there I was able to pull those jeans down and play a bit until she called time. Leaving me unfinished she asks if I want more time? No I dressed to go.

[RubATugTug]

Worst experience so far AMP. Saw very attractive and cutie on her phone inside her sub when I arrived. She quickly walked with me and said get hour. No technique except for my legs. Wanted 300 for FS. Said no, wanted 150 for no. Said no again. We were 45 minutes in and them boobs looked amazing and gave to hundo for BJ. She came back with plastic bag to blow me. Said hell no! Either without or I'm done.

She gave decent BBBJ and blew it on face and left. Will not repeat.

Was this the lucky in OR or WA? Had similar experience with lucky on 99.

[Bobby ShafToe]

Worst experience so far AMP. Saw very attractive and cutie on her phone inside her sub when I arrived. She quickly walked with me and said get hour. No technique except for my legs. Wanted 300 for FS. Said no, wanted 150 for no. Said no again. We were 45 minutes in and them boobs looked amazing and gave to hundo for BJ. She came back with plastic bag to blow me. Said hell no! Either without or I'm done.

She gave decent BBBJ and blew it on face and left. Will not repeat.

Could someone PM me what GW and ZFM mean?

[IDesign]

It was a Red Sun kind of day today and never visited so thought to give it a try. There were two working, older probably mid 40's or so. Since it was my first time there, went for a half hour. Massage was a 7/10 and on the flip there was a HE. Very mechanical and didn't sense I would be getting anything more. What I liked, there was no upselling / negotiating or anything on the flip. Just went straight for HE. I was thinking great. However, the bad and this may have been just bad timing. As she massaged the back and teased the goods, the door front door beeped. She stopped and left to talk with whoever walked in. Heard some chatter and I heard the guy say they have a party of four. I was thinking to myself, "party of four? And there was a lot of commotion in the lobby. She came back, told me to flip, and started massaging the goods. I ask if they just got busy, she said yes. Then her coworker started talking through our private room door. No clue what they were saying. She said she would be right back. Left in the middle of a HE. Came back a few minutes, proceeded to finish me off, said ok bye bye now. I left and just wondered to myself LOL. Tipped $25 and she didn't say anything negative nor was pushy.

[Flash1888]

Worst experience so far AMP. Saw very attractive and cutie on her phone inside her sub when I arrived. She quickly walked with me and said get hour. No technique except for my legs. Wanted 300 for FS. Said no, wanted 150 for no. Said no again. We were 45 minutes in and them boobs looked amazing and gave to hundo for BJ. She came back with plastic bag to blow me. Said hell no! Either without or I'm done.

She gave decent BBBJ and blew it on face and left. Will not repeat.

[WarpFactor69]

Mongers, if you do not find my titles helpful, let me know I can name the shop instead.

The shop contacted me and asked me to come try the new girl. Got Kiki, the new lady. Under 35, maybe under 30 with good English. OK massage, but she was stand offish, not playful. After flip, asked me how much will I tip her, I hate that. Got a standard finish, fully clothed. Nothing else seems available. Not going back to that spot again. I hope the owners see this and make some changes, but not holding my breath. On to the next one.

[Trux1]

Only had time for hhr and asked got same lady who seems to enjoy me visiting. Massage is 6/7 at best but 5 out 5 stars on extra.

Veela

I was there this weekend, same experience. I also only did a half hour. Another client was there before and still there when I left, unless he was in the restroom there must be three ladies working because I saw mine and another as I left.

Venus, up the street, is fantastic on Mondays. Do not stop if you see a white audi SUV out front. Monday is the day off for the SUV lady.

[BartOCavanaugh]

Where can I find a therapist who has Bush? Eastside is best.

Getting tired of the bare look. PM if preferred.

Rough count. Over the last 6-7 years in Portland / Vancouver.

I've encountered mostly 'Bush'why. Maybe 75%-25% Sample Size 20-ish.

So go try. You will likely have a hairy encounter.