Massage Parlor Reports

[EastHornDog14]

Have to start venting the girls the same way they do. These bums need to stop getting funds from people they provide no service for.

Unfortunately the girls offering remotely affordable prices are all like this. Super disinterested, rushing you, pushing away with their legs and telling you to not go too fast or hard, and they want you to pop immediately while they are texting the next guy.

It's either that or 600 for a half hour there's no in between nowadays.

I don't want to sound like a broken record but in this hobby, and like others, you definitely get what you pay for. That being said, I am not trying to justify forking out insane prices. Sometimes just having a nice attitude and playing it calm can get you a long way. In the past at an AMP I was able to convince a person who before then had never done FS at an AMP before with just some light persuasion and a nice attitude. This AMP wasn't even known for FS, just a typical rub and tug.

Unfortunately sometimes persuasion with words and green paper with pictures of dead Presidents doesn't work, so you just have to move on.

[StarsTunna]

Unfortunately the girls offering remotely affordable prices are all like this. Super disinterested, rushing you, pushing away with their legs and telling you to not go too fast or hard, and they want you to pop immediately while they are texting the next guy.

It's either that or 600 for a half hour there's no in between nowadays.

I actually met someone affordable, and provided an actual massage and full experiece at her home. It's just that she's freaking moving when I first met her so I became more active in these forums LOL. Just found out EROS is a ripoff, but I'm just betting the good ones already have people they trust / when you find a good one you're not going to tell everyone LOL.

[PriscillaM]

OK boyos, I am retracting my critique of this place and sharing it with you.

The ads I am aware of on rub ratings and bed page.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

And.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/188710

I have seen Marci there. She is a faded AF Latina with a great body. I also saw Hayden on the way out, a super hot Latina, also faded AF.

So here is the deal.

NO HO. The place in no ho is on the second floor of a strip mall in the 10600 block of riverside. There is a vet, sushi joint, nail place, Thai place and other assorted shitty businesses on the ground floor. On the top floor are the local branch office of al qaeda, a league of women voter's office, and this place. It is on the far side of the second floor, there is a green door.

You walk in and this brain dead hostess (name is chuleeza or some other nonsesnse) she takes the money from you. I had texted before that I wanted Marci (more on her below). I also texted that I had seen Marci before. Chuleeza says, oh do you want to shower with her, I am like. You obviously do not know about my history on this board about threatening to disembowel mongers who do not get table showers. So she said, ok, just tell Marci.

I give the 240 for sixty and am escorted into a large-ish room with a shower a massage table and these towels just large enough to cover an adult male penis. I am thinking showering may be a problem. After like 5 minutes, Marci came in. She is like. Is this your first time. I said, I saw you in Venice but you cannot remember me in the bluish light but I fucken texted the chuleeza that I saw you before. She is so bombed that she did not register me. She also mentioned nothing of a shower pre-massage.

Anyhow, the sesh with marci was the same kind of decent sesh as I had in Venice last week. She actually does a massage on your back first which is long and annoying (kind of like my posts) _ she does not reach under. She does use her tits to massage you. You finally are asked to turn over and she goes for the cock pretty quick. She puts a hand towel on your tummy and puts her pussy on the towel, reverse cowgirl and plays with your ass, balls and the lever.

After a while I have her turn over and it gets pretty hot. She works the fucken pully and ass like she is fixing a pothole on the 405. On the second sesh it got so fucken hot and my cock was as hard as a tortoise's shell in Antarctica in the winter, I was like do you do anything more. She said it would be 200 for head, and I needed it to be covered. Holy shit. I passed. But I nutted. She is nude, you do not get to check the oil or anything, it is 240 all in for a full handie with nudity. I did not shower after.

On the way out, I saw the blonde girl. Her eyes looked like she had spent the better part of her life in a pot dispensary.

Other than Marci or Hayden, I have no recos and believe it is all fat girls.

The Venice location is not to be patronized. It is a shitty set up and not as spacious as the no ho deal.

[CulverCity95]

Have to start venting the girls the same way they do. These bums need to stop getting funds from people they provide no service for.

Unfortunately the girls offering remotely affordable prices are all like this. Super disinterested, rushing you, pushing away with their legs and telling you to not go too fast or hard, and they want you to pop immediately while they are texting the next guy.

It's either that or 600 for a half hour there's no in between nowadays.

[David1313]

Hey,

I'm from Los Angeles Area, typically Gardena city and wanted to get some spots that offer FS with good looking Asian women? I been to some spots and either get a HJ but nothing else. I want the whole package!

[Santooki]

I've only had one semi-legit Nuru massage and it is an ongoing quest to get a real one. Temple of Bliss gives a great sensual massage but the price os crazy.

Their sister spa in Torrance is specifically advertising authentic Nuru gel for this week, 250 60 min VIP package.

[Jbjb1983]

I've only had one semi-legit Nuru massage and it is an ongoing quest to get a real one. Temple of Bliss gives a great sensual massage but the price os crazy.

But legit massage place that's none Asian. Delila was the smallest girl, rest of them are big girls. Some girls offer extra but they ask for a lot.

[Large Ess]

Seems legit enough. It's on Tryst as well as Rubratings.

Wondering if anyone's given them a shot yet.

https://tryst.link/massage/nuruvibes

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Seems like standard fare door fee +tip.

I've only had one semi-legit Nuru massage and it is an ongoing quest to get a real one. Temple of Bliss gives a great sensual massage but the price os crazy.

[StarsTunna]

So in the old days, this was how a 30 min session went:

First, there were some pleasantries exchanges and both parties got fully nude. Yes, maybe the gal kept her socks on or a scrunchie in the hair for blow job view, but it was full contact in the buff.

Second, unless the girl had a doctor's note or a bone sticking out of her, a monger was entitled to three positions, mish, her on top (you fuckers call it cowgirl, I call it her on top), and doggie. Girls use to avoid one of the alternates, giving a back back or bad knees as an excuse. I have a feeling it is because of a rule laid down by her boyfriend, er, I mean pimp. This was always somewhat of a buzzkill because until I discovered the incredible joy of flat doggie on a marriott bed, I liked the girl on top so I could count the ceiling tiles while her phone rang.

Third, this was a half hour so that the barking of "did you cum baby", "cum for me" and "are you on some fucken medication that you can last more than ten minutes" was only heard after position #3.

Well, as the song says.

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute.

Since the half hour had three positions in it.

All change, don't you know that when you.

Play on private d theres no set menu.

It's her in her panties, one position and rushed.

I saw this piece of ass this weekend. The pics are real, her body is perfect, great nipples (that I did not play with), warm (but not tight pussy), no hanging skin.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ty/Missmiababy

And.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/59251866/

I found her on the alligator and then nothing came up, and I cross checked at Private delusional pricing and she was there.

She was at sepulveda and venice, in a nice big room, looked like she was alone although she had as much baggage as a girl's soccer travel team. She did not get fully undressed, she immediately went for my freakishly small cock and to a CBJ. She then said mish or doggy and I am drooling at getting her in doggy after some missionary and posting here about it and maybe going to a humaniplex social and getting some high fives.

But we start in missionary and she props her legs so there is push back and my three inch anaconda cannot get fully in. I move to kind of be upright and get a little groove and then she is instructing me to get it over with.

I did not want conflict, so I really went to the races and popped in missionary, something I have not done since back a few months ago on fig with this sexy WSW.

I am starting to sound like those old fucken mongers who tell stories about reading the la weekly and meeting girls who had jobs as district attorneys but who fucked on the side.

Have to start venting the girls the same way they do. These bums need to stop getting funds from people they provide no service for.

[PriscillaM]

So in the old days, this was how a 30 min session went:

First, there were some pleasantries exchanges and both parties got fully nude. Yes, maybe the gal kept her socks on or a scrunchie in the hair for blow job view, but it was full contact in the buff.

Second, unless the girl had a doctor's note or a bone sticking out of her, a monger was entitled to three positions, mish, her on top (you fuckers call it cowgirl, I call it her on top), and doggie. Girls use to avoid one of the alternates, giving a back back or bad knees as an excuse. I have a feeling it is because of a rule laid down by her boyfriend, er, I mean pimp. This was always somewhat of a buzzkill because until I discovered the incredible joy of flat doggie on a marriott bed, I liked the girl on top so I could count the ceiling tiles while her phone rang.

Third, this was a half hour so that the barking of "did you cum baby", "cum for me" and "are you on some fucken medication that you can last more than ten minutes" was only heard after position #3.

Well, as the song says.

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute.

Since the half hour had three positions in it.

All change, don't you know that when you.

Play on private d theres no set menu.

It's her in her panties, one position and rushed.

I saw this piece of ass this weekend. The pics are real, her body is perfect, great nipples (that I did not play with), warm (but not tight pussy), no hanging skin.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ty/Missmiababy

And.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/59251866/

I found her on the alligator and then nothing came up, and I cross checked at Private delusional pricing and she was there.

She was at sepulveda and venice, in a nice big room, looked like she was alone although she had as much baggage as a girl's soccer travel team. She did not get fully undressed, she immediately went for my freakishly small cock and to a CBJ. She then said mish or doggy and I am drooling at getting her in doggy after some missionary and posting here about it and maybe going to a humaniplex social and getting some high fives.

But we start in missionary and she props her legs so there is push back and my three inch anaconda cannot get fully in. I move to kind of be upright and get a little groove and then she is instructing me to get it over with.

I did not want conflict, so I really went to the races and popped in missionary, something I have not done since back a few months ago on fig with this sexy WSW.

I am starting to sound like those old fucken mongers who tell stories about reading the la weekly and meeting girls who had jobs as district attorneys but who fucked on the side.

[MyFinalHeav3]

Seems legit enough. It's on Tryst as well as Rubratings.

Wondering if anyone's given them a shot yet.

https://tryst.link/massage/nuruvibes

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Seems like standard fare door fee +tip.

Same girls as skin & body studio in torrance and their extension in north hollywood (nohodreams).

In other words many girls tend to be heavier than depicted. Fake nuru (body to body rub) is practically guaranteed, hence the price. Lots of fake ads and shills on this forum and are maps FYI.

[StarsTunna]

Wow thanks for TOFTT. Did she offer any upgrades by any chance? I had been texting her on and off and she seemed strange in the texts but was always telling me she would make it "worth my time" with a tongue emoji implying a BJ saying she was good with other things besides her hands. She seemed bi polar after more conversation so I just bailed. Good to know once and for all that she is bullshit. Sorry for the experience, but thanks again for the review. What area was this? I know she was in Canoga for a bit.

I've known for awhile the ones that send face emojis are always fake, but decided to try this one out for all the stress since visiting here. She was rushed and gave an excuse, but I just took the loss as a learning experience of this area, hopefully they can't get too many more guys with this. This was on santa monica blvd in a beatdown complex, which apparently a lot of the rip offs are located. I didn't know, but I'll just post them up here now or ask.

[StarsTunna]

Goes by Blanca, was on Eros but not now.

https://www.models-world.com/california/blanca/

[CarlosD3]

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[PriscillaM]

Seems legit enough. It's on Tryst as well as Rubratings.

Wondering if anyone's given them a shot yet.

https://tryst.link/massage/nuruvibes

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Seems like standard fare door fee +tip.

This place is run with all the efficiency of the DMV.

First off, all the pictures have this magical ability to cut 30-50 pounds off the girls.

Second, you pay a door fee and then have to negotiate with the hand job girl. You pay the door fee to a fat human, it used to be this girl with a spiral notebook instead of quick books, now it is this enormous Lantin guy who looks like he swallowed a Toyota Tacoma. It would appear he is smart enough to retain the bookings to memory and does not use the spiral notebook.

The facility is an old office space, it is not configured well at all. You get into a small lobby and there is a fucken tarp separating you from the break room where the girls are administered their scrips.

The girl then comes in, she is wasted AF, and you negotiate with her.

The place has a spotify account hooked up to dial up internet so you get to hear shitty rap music interrupted ever 17 seconds due to network outages.

It is on Lincoln and Venice above the tat shop.

It won't last another month.