Massage Parlor Reports

[Bobby ShafToe]

Worst experience so far AMP. Saw very attractive and cutie on her phone inside her sub when I arrived. She quickly walked with me and said get hour. No technique except for my legs. Wanted 300 for FS. Said no, wanted 150 for no. Said no again. We were 45 minutes in and them boobs looked amazing and gave to hundo for BJ. She came back with plastic bag to blow me. Said hell no! Either without or I'm done.

She gave decent BBBJ and blew it on face and left. Will not repeat.

Could someone PM me what GW and ZFM mean?

[IDesign]

It was a Red Sun kind of day today and never visited so thought to give it a try. There were two working, older probably mid 40's or so. Since it was my first time there, went for a half hour. Massage was a 7/10 and on the flip there was a HE. Very mechanical and didn't sense I would be getting anything more. What I liked, there was no upselling / negotiating or anything on the flip. Just went straight for HE. I was thinking great. However, the bad and this may have been just bad timing. As she massaged the back and teased the goods, the door front door beeped. She stopped and left to talk with whoever walked in. Heard some chatter and I heard the guy say they have a party of four. I was thinking to myself, "party of four? And there was a lot of commotion in the lobby. She came back, told me to flip, and started massaging the goods. I ask if they just got busy, she said yes. Then her coworker started talking through our private room door. No clue what they were saying. She said she would be right back. Left in the middle of a HE. Came back a few minutes, proceeded to finish me off, said ok bye bye now. I left and just wondered to myself LOL. Tipped $25 and she didn't say anything negative nor was pushy.

[Flash1888]

Worst experience so far AMP. Saw very attractive and cutie on her phone inside her sub when I arrived. She quickly walked with me and said get hour. No technique except for my legs. Wanted 300 for FS. Said no, wanted 150 for no. Said no again. We were 45 minutes in and them boobs looked amazing and gave to hundo for BJ. She came back with plastic bag to blow me. Said hell no! Either without or I'm done.

She gave decent BBBJ and blew it on face and left. Will not repeat.

[WarpFactor69]

Mongers, if you do not find my titles helpful, let me know I can name the shop instead.

The shop contacted me and asked me to come try the new girl. Got Kiki, the new lady. Under 35, maybe under 30 with good English. OK massage, but she was stand offish, not playful. After flip, asked me how much will I tip her, I hate that. Got a standard finish, fully clothed. Nothing else seems available. Not going back to that spot again. I hope the owners see this and make some changes, but not holding my breath. On to the next one.

[Trux1]

Only had time for hhr and asked got same lady who seems to enjoy me visiting. Massage is 6/7 at best but 5 out 5 stars on extra.

Veela

I was there this weekend, same experience. I also only did a half hour. Another client was there before and still there when I left, unless he was in the restroom there must be three ladies working because I saw mine and another as I left.

Venus, up the street, is fantastic on Mondays. Do not stop if you see a white audi SUV out front. Monday is the day off for the SUV lady.

[BartOCavanaugh]

Where can I find a therapist who has Bush? Eastside is best.

Getting tired of the bare look. PM if preferred.

Rough count. Over the last 6-7 years in Portland / Vancouver.

I've encountered mostly 'Bush'why. Maybe 75%-25% Sample Size 20-ish.

So go try. You will likely have a hairy encounter.

[Trux1]

Colored sun, attractive, good massage. Been twice seems legit. Feedback?

I have always avoided that place. I haven't been there in a few years but it had curtains instead of doors. Usually a bad sign.

[WarpFactor69]

Got Lia, cute fit young looking lady with a tight fitting top, but that damn thing or anything else wasn't coming off, dammit. Excellent technique massage including great walk on back, followed with beyond standard ending, including a holy finger in an unholy place. Nice surprise ending. I wish I could get those damn bottoms off.

[Flash1888]

Only had time for hhr and asked got same lady who seems to enjoy me visiting. Massage is 6/7 at best but 5 out 5 stars on extra.

Veela

[HotCold69]

The salmon creek lucky or the 4th l.

Plain lucky?

Need someone to TOFTT LOL.

What was bad about Lucky? Been wanting to go for the longest time since I figured the location and shop type is prime for a good time, but Vancouver is too far to go for nothing. Reminds me of when house shops were big hits.

[WarpFactor69]

Sunny day but brought my raincoat anyway. Got a great massage, my back walked on, and was able to score a home run. I plan to visit there again.

[WarpFactor69]

Where can I find a therapist who has Bush? Eastside is best.

Getting tired of the bare look. PM if preferred.

I can't think of any AMP I've visited that has a lady with a shaved Bush. Are you asking about AMPs, or do you mean an individual independent massage provider?

[JjHoliday]

Colored sun, attractive, good massage. Been twice seems legit. Feedback?

[Clancy88]

My recommend is pass it by, seen a review on rbmp and stopped in. Left promptly when greeted.

Thank you for the heads up.

[Trux1]

Where can I find a therapist who has Bush? Eastside is best.

Getting tired of the bare look. PM if preferred.

GW, lucky in the couve.