Massage Parlor Reports

**Flash1888** · 03-02-21 03:05

Worst experience so far AMP. Saw very attractive and cutie on her phone inside her sub when I arrived. She quickly walked with me and said get hour. No technique except for my legs. Wanted 300 for FS. Said no, wanted 150 for no. Said no again. We were 45 minutes in and them boobs looked amazing and gave to hundo for BJ. She came back with plastic bag to blow me. Said hell no! Either without or I'm done.

She gave decent BBBJ and blew it on face and left. Will not repeat.

**WarpFactor69** · 03-01-21 22:59

Mongers, if you do not find my titles helpful, let me know I can name the shop instead.

The shop contacted me and asked me to come try the new girl. Got Kiki, the new lady. Under 35, maybe under 30 with good English. OK massage, but she was stand offish, not playful. After flip, asked me how much will I tip her, I hate that. Got a standard finish, fully clothed. Nothing else seems available. Not going back to that spot again. I hope the owners see this and make some changes, but not holding my breath. On to the next one.

**Trux1** · 03-01-21 19:03

Originally Posted by Flash1888 [View Original Post]

Only had time for hhr and asked got same lady who seems to enjoy me visiting. Massage is 6/7 at best but 5 out 5 stars on extra.

Veela

I was there this weekend, same experience. I also only did a half hour. Another client was there before and still there when I left, unless he was in the restroom there must be three ladies working because I saw mine and another as I left.

Venus, up the street, is fantastic on Mondays. Do not stop if you see a white audi SUV out front. Monday is the day off for the SUV lady.

**BartOCavanaugh** · 03-01-21 16:20

Originally Posted by TruckerBob [View Original Post]

Where can I find a therapist who has Bush? Eastside is best.

Getting tired of the bare look. PM if preferred.

Rough count. Over the last 6-7 years in Portland / Vancouver.

I've encountered mostly 'Bush'why. Maybe 75%-25% Sample Size 20-ish.

So go try. You will likely have a hairy encounter.

**Trux1** · 03-01-21 02:31

Originally Posted by JjHoliday [View Original Post]

Colored sun, attractive, good massage. Been twice seems legit. Feedback?

I have always avoided that place. I haven't been there in a few years but it had curtains instead of doors. Usually a bad sign.

**WarpFactor69** · 03-01-21 00:48

Got Lia, cute fit young looking lady with a tight fitting top, but that damn thing or anything else wasn't coming off, dammit. Excellent technique massage including great walk on back, followed with beyond standard ending, including a holy finger in an unholy place. Nice surprise ending. I wish I could get those damn bottoms off.

**Flash1888** · 02-28-21 21:25

Only had time for hhr and asked got same lady who seems to enjoy me visiting. Massage is 6/7 at best but 5 out 5 stars on extra.

Veela

**HotCold69** · 02-28-21 21:16

The salmon creek lucky or the 4th l.

Plain lucky?

Originally Posted by SnAppleMgfm [View Original Post]

Need someone to TOFTT LOL.

What was bad about Lucky? Been wanting to go for the longest time since I figured the location and shop type is prime for a good time, but Vancouver is too far to go for nothing. Reminds me of when house shops were big hits.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-28-21 19:11

Sunny day but brought my raincoat anyway. Got a great massage, my back walked on, and was able to score a home run. I plan to visit there again.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-28-21 18:46

Originally Posted by TruckerBob [View Original Post]

Where can I find a therapist who has Bush? Eastside is best.

Getting tired of the bare look. PM if preferred.

I can't think of any AMP I've visited that has a lady with a shaved Bush. Are you asking about AMPs, or do you mean an individual independent massage provider?

**JjHoliday** · 02-28-21 18:35

Colored sun, attractive, good massage. Been twice seems legit. Feedback?

**Clancy88** · 02-28-21 16:17

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

My recommend is pass it by, seen a review on rbmp and stopped in. Left promptly when greeted.

Thank you for the heads up.

**Trux1** · 02-28-21 16:02

Originally Posted by TruckerBob [View Original Post]

Where can I find a therapist who has Bush? Eastside is best.

Getting tired of the bare look. PM if preferred.

GW, lucky in the couve.

**NoFearToTry** · 02-28-21 12:15

Originally Posted by Clancy88 [View Original Post]

Anyone visited this one on Harrison in Milwaukie?

Curious.

My recommend is pass it by, seen a review on rbmp and stopped in. Left promptly when greeted.

**JjHoliday** · 02-27-21 21:45

Originally Posted by DrexDiggler2 [View Original Post]

What is funny is when I saw that ad, I was like nope, avoiding that place. Be in this long enough and you can kind of read between the lines on the ads. You will have your basic ones, where the hint of fun, is barely even there at all. Then you have a subtle almost nude ones, where the hint is there, but they do not outright say it. Then you have one like the one for the spot in Vancouver just outright saying it, and leading everyone, including possible LE to it. When will some realize the more obvious you are, the more chances you are to get busted smh.

We all know the ads are nothing more than that. I don't think the truth in advertising applys here. But adds like the one mentioned upset the tolerable status quo. No one cares what goes on as long as its subdued and safe. But blatant adds will force accountability. I like the person's observation that suggested the other shops tell them WTF. Why provoke?