Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6477** · 02-25-21 21:01

Originally Posted by BigBucks [View Original Post]

So if I was wanting a good massage tomorrow with maybe a possibility of extra where would be your choice?

Your going to be hard pressed at this time to find both a "real" massage with an extra. There is a post a little further down that a member did succeed recently but that was clearly stated the trust had built up over time. He wasn't even sure if he could get the same thing again. I wish you all the best. On the later side. Two of the boards ATF would be Sweet Jessica and Whitney. Both 1st class.

**MrSpeed** · 02-25-21 20:56

Originally Posted by Niterider450 [View Original Post]

Yes that is possible, there use to be a rub provider that claimed to be part Cherokee a few years back, but she was white as a snowflake, Luscious Lexie if you remember her: She still has her website up:https://lusiouslexiebodyrubs.weebly.com/about.html.

I enjoyed a couple of sessions with Lexie back in the day. Last I heard she moved to Texas. I assume she's still there, unless anyone has heard otherwise?

**Buzz LightYear** · 02-25-21 20:41

Originally Posted by Niterider450 [View Original Post]

Yes that is possible, there use to be a rub provider that claimed to be part Cherokee a few years back, but she was white as a snowflake, Luscious Lexie if you remember her: She still has her website up:https://lusiouslexiebodyrubs.weebly.com/about.html.

Is Lexie still around? Man I miss sessions with her.

**MrNatURL** · 02-25-21 18:39

Originally Posted by BairenNanhai [View Original Post]

My sister actually married a guy who she thought was Cherokee. That was the story passed through the family. If you saw him, you would believe it. She did a DNA test on her daughter because they can get free college if they can prove 1/8 native, I believe it was, and the test came back part Jewish and part black. No Indian.

Oh, I see. Wish her well at Harvard.

**BigBucks** · 02-25-21 18:03

So if I was wanting a good massage tomorrow with maybe a possibility of extra where would be your choice?

**Niterider450** · 02-25-21 16:46

Originally Posted by BairenNanhai [View Original Post]

As for people wanting to be something they're not, it could be a ploy to get someone interested in something more exotic and less vanilla. People get bored and want something different. On the other hand, you have white folks who are told that they are the problem in the world, or that they can't do certain things, or that they are boring and not interesting. White people can't jump, dance, blah blah blah. My sister actually married a guy who she thought was Cherokee. That was the story passed through the family. If you saw him, you would believe it. She did a DNA test on her daughter because they can get free college if they can prove 1/8 native, I believe it was, and the test came back part Jewish and part black. No Indian. In some cases, stories may have been created to explain a child's appearance and maybe it was cool to be part Indian but not something else. My 2 cents.

Bairen.

Yes that is possible, there use to be a rub provider that claimed to be part Cherokee a few years back, but she was white as a snowflake, Luscious Lexie if you remember her: She still has her website up:https://lusiouslexiebodyrubs.weebly.com/about.html.

**Niterider450** · 02-25-21 16:42

Originally Posted by Niterider450 [View Original Post]

I can tell if someone is Cherokee or not. Contrary to popular belief there is not that many Cherokees here, there are a few thousand people that are enrolled members in the Eastern Band in WNC, most Cherokees live in Oklahoma. To claim Cherokee you need to be an enrolled member of one of the three federally recognized tribes if you aren't you simply aren't Cherokee. No matter what granny told you.

I am not being mean, but I use to work with the public close to Cherokee and we heard the same stories from the tourists day after day about someone saying they have a Cherokee ancestor. It doesn't matter about your DNA, what matters is if the tribe claims you or not. Even if you do have a legitimate ancestor that is a Cherokee, you must be at least 1/16 to be a Cherokee according the Eastern Band.

**GrittyB** · 02-25-21 15:09

Originally Posted by GaltGuy [View Original Post]

Oh shit! On behalf of Knoxville's $4 P hobby community, I apologize. (After I finish laughing my ass off.).

LOL. It was bizarre. I mean it was the SAME ARTIST the whole time. And LOUD. Bad news is that I didn't leave happy; on the other hand I'm now a born-again Christian LOL.

**GaltGuy** · 02-25-21 15:01

Originally Posted by GrittyB [View Original Post]

Despite Gopher's best efforts I chose the wrong Relax on Kingston, being an out of towner. I had a 90 minute mediocre massage with the worst Christian music I have ever heard, and played too loudly at that.

Oh shit! On behalf of Knoxville's $4 P hobby community, I apologize. (After I finish laughing my ass off.).

**GrittyB** · 02-25-21 12:56

Originally Posted by GopherDickey [View Original Post]

Could of just gotten lucky, but I managed to have finally felt a really soft pair of hands this past Saturday. A soft pair of hands that belong to a lady at one of the AMPs out west- ones I've been working on after several visits. I'll gladly share with seniors on here.

Cheers,

Gopher.

Despite Gopher's best efforts I chose the wrong Relax on Kingston, being an out of towner. I had a 90 minute mediocre massage with the worst Christian music I have ever heard, and played too loudly at that.

**Bairen Nanhai** · 02-25-21 12:18

Originally Posted by Niterider450 [View Original Post]

No, but her claim of being "part Cherokee Indian" immediately turns me off as she is clearly a white woman and something is wrong with people that claim to be indian when they are not.

As for people wanting to be something they're not, it could be a ploy to get someone interested in something more exotic and less vanilla. People get bored and want something different. On the other hand, you have white folks who are told that they are the problem in the world, or that they can't do certain things, or that they are boring and not interesting. White people can't jump, dance, blah blah blah. My sister actually married a guy who she thought was Cherokee. That was the story passed through the family. If you saw him, you would believe it. She did a DNA test on her daughter because they can get free college if they can prove 1/8 native, I believe it was, and the test came back part Jewish and part black. No Indian. In some cases, stories may have been created to explain a child's appearance and maybe it was cool to be part Indian but not something else. My 2 cents.

Bairen.

**GreekLord** · 02-25-21 10:18

Originally Posted by Niterider450 [View Original Post]

I can tell if someone is Cherokee or not. Contrary to popular belief there is not that many Cherokees here, there are a few thousand people that are enrolled members in the Eastern Band in WNC, most Cherokees live in Oklahoma. To claim Cherokee you need to be an enrolled member of one of the three federally recognized tribes if you aren't you simply aren't Cherokee. No matter what granny told you.

That's not how DNA works sir.

**Niterider450** · 02-25-21 03:01

Originally Posted by GreekLord [View Original Post]

So you don't actually know that she's not, just assuming because of her skin?

I can tell if someone is Cherokee or not. Contrary to popular belief there is not that many Cherokees here, there are a few thousand people that are enrolled members in the Eastern Band in WNC, most Cherokees live in Oklahoma. To claim Cherokee you need to be an enrolled member of one of the three federally recognized tribes if you aren't you simply aren't Cherokee. No matter what granny told you.

**Big Nate** · 02-24-21 23:08

Originally Posted by Niterider450 [View Original Post]

I highly doubt she has "indigenous roots" for some reason large numbers of families have a false story that ggggg granny was a Cherokee, but 99% of those are fairy tales. Even famous educated people like Elizabeth Warren had her granny story proven wrong. That is the reason the real legitimate federally recognized tribes have such strict requirements to be an enrolled member--to keep out the fakes, even before the casinos they had wannabes trying get in. So my point if this woman is going to claim she is something she is not I would not trust her massage.

I don't know why this provider feels it advantageous to advertise as part Cherokee, but the fact that she doesn't look like it doesn't mean she is not. I am at least 1/8 Native American (my great-grandmother was really a full-blooded Cherokee, and my father's father was melungeon, so I have additional Indian blood from there). However, I look distinctly like a regular Caucasian, honky, cracker, or whatever you want to call us. Except I get a really good tan.