Suitcase city shanking

[HeadsUp313]

You have a Third World penis? Hilarious.

It's also curved motherfucker, so what. A lot of guys have an uncut crown.

[HeadsUp313]

Oh, Snap! English, at least 'merican English, really is your second language. Now I know where all your reading comprehension issues start. You have to translate it in that Fetal Alcohol Syndrome brain of yours first. "Spelled" is the common USA English usage of the verb "spell. " "Spelt" is from somewhere else. Now, go sit in the corner with your dunce cap on for 15 minutes. Class dismissed.

Says the guy that doesn't know how to post a working link (rolling eyes).

[Mitch1965]

I don't need a pair of them hillbilly boots but a nice wallet would be cool. I just need her to pull the foreskin back (gently) and give me a good sucking.

Let's summarize what we know about PussyAss313:

Well we know he's not circumcised so potentially Latin. We know he doesn't own boots or a wallet. We know he's low income. We know he's not well educated. We know he possesses only a prepubescent vocabulary. We know he's a quasi-retarded, closeted gay guy who projects his suppressed gay desires in every poorly worded deprecatory statement. Finally, we know he's an asshole.

Unfortunately, that only narrows it down to about 97% of Detroit.

[Brasky]

Go back in the basement and put on your Tina wig and sing Private Dancer. Fucking illiterate basement pussy crack head.

I don't need a pair of them hillbilly boots but a nice wallet would be cool. I just need her to pull the foreskin back (gently) and give me a good sucking.

[HeadsUp313]

Stay out of the Caribbean sea then cause her ashes are floating in the sea. Do you know where that is over have you not learned that yet in school.

If she's in the sea tell her to wash the cum off her face. The saltwater should help.

[HeadsUp313]

Which mommy do you want me to leave out of this? You have 2 mommies and I had a threesome with them. I loved sticking my dick in their asses and then sticking my dick in to each one mouth. I think they loved it more than I did.

Those weren't my mommies, it was Brasky and Smitty Qbert dressed up to look like my mommies (TeamCommando is too fat). You got what you wanted now pay a pimp his money.

[HeadsUp313]

Hey fuck tard crack head. A hoe is a garden tool. TC schooled you on this yesterday. Don't burn your face on your crack pipe. #queefboy.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hoe

I just Googled "hoe" and then clicked on images, looks like we are both wrong. All the returns were pictures of MadMax67 mother.

[TeamCommando]

I just need her to pull the foreskin back (gently) and give me a good sucking.

You have a Third World penis? Hilarious.

[TeamCommando]

I did? It's not spelt TeamCommandolovestosuckthedick?

Oh, Snap! English, at least 'merican English, really is your second language. Now I know where all your reading comprehension issues start. You have to translate it in that Fetal Alcohol Syndrome brain of yours first. "Spelled" is the common USA English usage of the verb "spell. " "Spelt" is from somewhere else. Now, go sit in the corner with your dunce cap on for 15 minutes. Class dismissed.

[HeadsUp313]

Keep blowing hot air queef boy. Mom would skin you and use your hide for new pair of custom Tecovas boots. However, your mammy was a crack head hooker running a cream pie train special in an abandoned house for taco bell coupons. You popped out 9 months later one of those retarded crack babies and she tossed you behind a dumpster. Then your hobo stepdad put a Tina Turner wig on you, butt fucked you, and yelled, "I'm Ike Turner biotch!" Now you are a basement hiding covid pussy fantasizing about getting pegged by a 400 Detroit hooker, who you can't call because your Obama flip phone is out of minutes (and you're pussy), so you have to jerk off in a homemade baloney pocket pussy.

Go back to the basement queef boy, the men are talking.

I don't need a pair of them hillbilly boots but a nice wallet would be cool. I just need her to pull the foreskin back (gently) and give me a good sucking.

[HeadsUp313]

Public education fails you bro.

I never said I was strolling. I said it was odd that there was a walker on MLK near the hospital near the stadium. That area isn't walker friendly. Especially as its the block over from the Buccaneer's HQ, which is next to the stadium. Which had the team from here playing and winning. Something the Detroit team knows nothing about. Unless you wish to use that pre-merger ones, but nobody does.

Since you are from that shithole Detroit, I could have forgiven you for opening your mouth like your daddy taught you, but then you tried to get smart, and just showed how bad it gets when you drop out in 9th grade.

And now you've gotten called out, and just trying to keep the stupidity going, when all you could have done was said was that you, headsup313, was an idiot. Then we'd have been over this.

MadMax67 never said he liked licking homeless dudes assholes but we all know he does.

We all know what you were doing, just the fact that you keep going on and on about it proves it.

#Smitty-Qbert-is-a-shitty-father.

[TeamCommando]

This thread is over 4 years old with 514 posts (35 pages) and I'm responsible for more then half of them in only 20 days. You guys should all kiss the tip of my shit and buy me a gift card to Crabby Bills.

There you go again with all that "I'm Special!" Millennial boasting. You're such a schlemiel.

[HeadsUp313]

I guess its too hard for you to highlight the text, right click and then go to the link from the right click menu.

Look at you coming to the aid of your BF, who says chivalry is dead in the South. I bet TeamCommando sucks you bone dry tonight.

[TeamCommando]

I'll make you a deal Brasky. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my big fat cock out of your mom.

I'll make you a deal Mitch1965. If you leave my mom's basement out of this, I'll leave my cock out of your mom.

MadMax67 I'll make you the same deal I made the other inbred trailer park hillbilly's, leave my mom out of this and I leave my cock out of your mom.

I'm genuinely curious, GayBoy313. You seem awfully sensitive about your own Mom, while you seem perfectly comfortable with posting lurid and vulgar slurs about everyone else's. Sounds like you are acting out some childhood trauma or abuse. Or is there something else going on there between you and your Mom? You can tell us. It will do you some good to get your secret out.

[HeadsUp313]

Gotcha. You want us to be pre-pubescent boys so you can get aroused. We know you now.

Serious Warning: Be careful going down that road, A2 will flip the fuck out.