Escort Reports

**NycHobbyist** · 02-27-21 17:30

I was in the city earlier this week and wanted to get some while there.

This was midday so some providers weren't working yet and I contacted a few regulars / bedpage ads.

I've been meaning to see a couple and saw an ad for a MILF provider I wanted to see. I guess I fucked up on the phone # and ended up visiting Kelly (ad: https://callescort.org/646-956-7788 & https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...anny/58765730/) accidentally. To be fair, I did contact her and she was on my list to see at some point but she wasn't the provider I was expecting.

I get the hotel address and head over. After waiting suspiciously in the hotel lobby for about 10 min, she comes down to meet me and, as mentioned before, I am a bit surprised to see her. She has the look of someone that's been on a 5 day coke / meth bender. I appreciate this isn't a huge deal but this chick is walking around a random hotel lobby in NYC without a mask. We get to the elevator and her card doesn't work so she has to go to the front desk and get a new one. Fine, I guess.

This chick is so stoned and / or spun that she literally cannot speak at above a near whisper so for anything she says, I have to ask her to repeat it. I don't have hearing problems but she was outright whispering.

We get to the room and she basically just drops her cloths off. Her body looks awful; the ass sags down to her thighs and she's got those nasty sucked out flapjack tits. They look like they may have been bigger but somehow got deflated.

I ask to use the bathroom since I needed to piss. The room is basically one giant ashtray. There's cigarette butts everywhere, weed bits on nearly every surface, and she's got random shit (cloths, bags, etc) all over including the toilet tank. Its to the point that, upon pissing, I can't find the flush lever and don't want to randomly move her shit around. Ok, whatever. Fuck it. I don't care if I flush my piss.

I get to the bed and she's basically laying there. I get underdressed and she informs me that she double-booked so it'll be a HHR rather then a full hour. Ok, fine. No big deal. She tells me don't worry, we'll get two pops, blah blah blah. We got on with the BBJ which quickly becomes a CBJ. This is when I notice that she's basically got a ton of missing teeth. The front teeth are there (6-8) but everything else in her mouth looks like its just gone. I don't even understand how this happens.

Then she asks if I'm ready for FS, I tell her to keep on with the BJ since its decent. She tells me her mouth hurts. I ask what's wrong and she basically looks at me like I'm crazy. She's sucked some much dick that her jaw hurts. Sorry that I didn't immediately assume that.

Ok, fine. I ask her to jump onboard and she informs me that she doesn't do that. A little surprised at this, I ask "what?" and she lets me know she doesn't ride. Apparently this is some sort of mystic service that she doesn't offer. Fine, we start with mish and move onto doggy. Her vag is super dry. I mean, I struggled to get in and tried to spit lube that shit. After about a minute or two of this, I pull out to play with her vag in hope of getting some lubrication and notice that past the lips, she's got a bucket pussy. I can literally see her cervix when I pull the lips apart. Her vag looks like the kind of thing I imagine they use to train OB / Gyn's in med school.

We agreed to do some greek as well so I ask to do that. She informs that I am too big. Umm. What? Am I supposed to debate this chick on the size of my dick? Like am I supposed to convince a provider that my dick is small. ?

I go back to doggy and not a minute later, the cover rips. I say "oh shit" and ask her if she's got another. She points to the dresser where there's a pile of those NYC shitty free condoms. Fine, I grab one and she informs me that she "doesn't like my attitude" and I have to leave. Ummm. Ok, I can't say that I am too pissed off at this point since the whole thing is so bad.

I get dressed and she's standing there demanding I pay her. I tell her that I am not paying for the full session. I only had hundreds on me so I drop one on the floor and start to leave (the hhr was supposed to be $120.) She tries to get tough with me and tells me she's got some sort of security down the hall who will beat my ass then tells me she'll call the cops then its hotel security. I roll my eyes, nod, and tell her "good luck with that".

TL; DR I paid $100 to hang out in a dirty hotel room with a crackwhore, got a mediocre BJ, and borderline serviceable FS ending in blue balls. Stay away at all costs.

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**BigDee750** · 02-27-21 08:14

Originally Posted by SliderZ [View Original Post]

I have an older utr provider I go see in CT once or twice a month and she gives up all 3 holes and bare 3 hrs for 3 Bennies but sometimes that'd a hassle to travel when it's 1 am and you need to bust!

Any pics of the utr in ct? Can you PM me her info.

**SliderZ** · 02-27-21 01:14

Originally Posted by CuriousBt [View Original Post]

Yeah it's funny to see ads where's it's a steady stream of no this and that as well as have the expectation to be have an Uber to and from. Mind you. They look like trash. At this point, it's better to either save your cash or go to another state than waste the bread. All those years I was picky and apprehensive. To now see nothing but trash and over priced providers.

I have an older utr provider I go see in CT once or twice a month and she gives up all 3 holes and bare 3 hrs for 3 Bennies but sometimes that'd a hassle to travel when it's 1 am and you need to bust!

**HollywoodViper** · 02-26-21 13:16

Originally Posted by HaneDales [View Original Post]

You got plaaaayed player. I def would not told her spread her legs while I get a hose to spray it down.

I wonder if they can smell it, or if they just got use to the smell.

**HaneDales** · 02-26-21 12:04

You got plaaaayed player. I def would not told her spread her legs while I get a hose to spray it down.

Originally Posted by ElChanch [View Original Post]

So I was in the mood for some Colombian food on Friday evening but was working in the city. Saw this ad: https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...calls/37227594.

After a few texts got the location and roses, being that it's Valentine's weekend. She wanted 100 roses for V-Day for a ss.

Get to the location a few blocks from FIT college. Went I get to the location it's a totally different girl. She wasn't ugly but not what I was looking for, I made the wrong choice of staying. I hand over the roses, and we go to the bedroom, she started with a weak CBJ, after 45 sec /1 min she said the CBJ was over and I had the choice of either k9 or missionary but had to keep my mask on. I chose k9, at this point I'm like I just wasted time / roses. After a few pumps, it smacked me across the face with a 3 hit combo. She had a nasty 🤢 odor!! I immediately jumped off and told her puss stunk and I couldn't continue. She didn't say anything and started getting dressed. I reached for some wipes that she had on the night table and she said it was $1 per wipe!! 😂 I'm like lady with that smell, I'm going to need industrial strength bleach!! I should've just waited and gone to queens. Don't waste your time /$ with this place.

BTW, the girl was Dominican not Colombian.

**BrooklynMatt** · 02-25-21 12:46

Originally Posted by CuriousBt [View Original Post]

Yeah it's funny to see ads where's it's a steady stream of no this and that as well as have the expectation to be have an Uber to and from. Mind you. They look like trash. At this point, it's better to either save your cash or go to another state than waste the bread. All those years I was picky and apprehensive. To now see nothing but trash and over priced providers.

Definitely getting worse and worse and I'm tired of seeing women I regret seeing. I've hit a point where instead of seeing a girl or two a week I'm seeing one or two a month but going for higher end girls without a list of "No" activities or where everything is extra.

**CuriousBt** · 02-25-21 12:38

Originally Posted by SliderZ [View Original Post]

Seems that it's getting worse and worse in the game. All these damn providers with rules and restrictions kill me and when they agree to what you want they want an arm and a leg. The only one that seems reasonable and good service giving everything I want is Gina. With her is she isn't always available, has gfs that do the same but says they won't see anyone and only does doubles with her which I feel like that's a lie. Trying to find these providers is like a damn second job!

Yeah it's funny to see ads where's it's a steady stream of no this and that as well as have the expectation to be have an Uber to and from. Mind you. They look like trash. At this point, it's better to either save your cash or go to another state than waste the bread. All those years I was picky and apprehensive. To now see nothing but trash and over priced providers.

**LowanThony** · 02-24-21 08:41

Originally Posted by SpaspaHunter [View Original Post]

Try messaging them on the board they're on.

Tried that but no response. Hope she comes back soon. Igs was one of the best spots in the city for GFE Latinas. She ran it perfectly.

Any one know if red velvet is still around. DM me gentlemen if anyone has any info. Need a new Latina spot. I've used blueslatinas a few times but wasn't the same.

**SliderZ** · 02-23-21 13:54

Seems that it's getting worse and worse in the game. All these damn providers with rules and restrictions kill me and when they agree to what you want they want an arm and a leg. The only one that seems reasonable and good service giving everything I want is Gina. With her is she isn't always available, has gfs that do the same but says they won't see anyone and only does doubles with her which I feel like that's a lie. Trying to find these providers is like a damn second job!

**BrooklynMatt** · 02-23-21 01:31

Originally Posted by ElBobSponge [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/new-york/man...scorts/2302298

Saw this ad and was wondering if anyone had seen her in NY. There's reviews of her on TER from a couple years ago but I was wondering if it's legit. It's verified but I dunno how much legitimacy I'll give that. She's one of my fav porn and would immediately book if legit.

Do your research and make sure it's really her if you're going to take the plunge. There are a lot of fake ads and social media profiles for porn stars out there. If it's real and she's on your bucket list and you can afford it, go for it. I'm seeing Karen Fisher next week when she's in town.

**SpaspaHunter** · 02-22-21 20:35

Originally Posted by LowanThony [View Original Post]

Anyone know what happen with Jess from ig number not working and no blog entries. Long time customer any info would be appreciated gents.

Try messaging them on the board they're on.

**SpaspaHunter** · 02-22-21 20:30

Originally Posted by ElBobSponge [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/new-york/man...scorts/2302298

Saw this ad and was wondering if anyone had seen her in NY. There's reviews of her on TER from a couple years ago but I was wondering if it's legit. It's verified but I dunno how much legitimacy I'll give that. She's one of my fav porn and would immediately book if legit.

If you used the search bar you would have found she's legit as long as you can pair up the numbers. Charging 1500/ hr with a 10% deposit really makes it a hard decision unless she's on your bucket list. I still have that tab bookmarked of her and that dude that got picked up for trafficking and meth charges in 2013 LOL.

**ElBobSponge** · 02-22-21 17:03

https://adultsearch.com/new-york/man...scorts/2302298

Saw this ad and was wondering if anyone had seen her in NY. There's reviews of her on TER from a couple years ago but I was wondering if it's legit. It's verified but I dunno how much legitimacy I'll give that. She's one of my fav porn and would immediately book if legit.