Massage Parlor Reports

**GreatWallGuy** · 02-22-21 03:01

Originally Posted by Hunt1328 [View Original Post]

Adore in Buford.

Enjoy in Roswell.

All of the above.

**GreatWallGuy** · 02-22-21 02:55

Originally Posted by DNicewitit [View Original Post]

Just came from Adore. Total waste of time IMO. I didn't catch her name but she was thin short and acne on forehead. I opted for hour. She started with basic questions. I told her it was my first time. Rubbed her arse while she rubbed back to make her feel comfortable. But there was way Too much oil. I came for an actual massage with a shake. So there's usually light, medium or hard pressure. She did feather touch. After about 20 minutes, told to flip. She allowed utc and ask what tip for birthday suit. And then said. 8 but I said. 6. The whole time we're negotiating she had Big Hank in hand. I was firm on. 6. The phone rang and she left mid shake to go get. In my Rodney danger field voice. " I get No Respect" . The door goes flying open and I hit it shut. She came back and returned to the dragon but by that time I was just over it all. I thought about bouncing but I had a wood that even a wood chuck couldn't Chuck if she could chuck wood. I tried to get into it but the A cups just weren't doing it for me. She went jackhammer since I took quite a while. I told her to slow but eventually I unleashed the geinie in the lamp. She didn't even finishing rubbing so a foot or two got trapped. All in all. I will never repeat. I was in and out in 45. So she shorted me on time. I gave her the standard 60/40.

You should have made the appointment with Ava perfect breast.

**HobbyMan51** · 02-22-21 01:26

Originally Posted by RegularJoe2345 [View Original Post]

I want to say you're wrong and I'm done, D O and E, done. But then I remember how great FL was. No told you so's if I post again, alright?

Agreed. Knowing how strong the pull of this "hobby" is, that just would not be fair. It's a rare bird indeed who quits cold turkey and never returns.

**RegularJoe2345** · 02-21-21 22:32

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Not doubting your sincerity but these are famous last words spoken by many and kept by few. Even Nixon promised that we wouldn't have him to kick around anymore and look how that turned out. .

I want to say you're wrong and I'm done, D O and E, done. But then I remember how great FL was. No told you so's if I post again, alright?

**RegularJoe2345** · 02-21-21 22:29

Originally Posted by MassageAwesome [View Original Post]

Avoid the Buckhead spas like the plague. They are way overpriced, bad attitudes, and rush you in and out.

I know that, now. They got me with the low price entry fee. Kind of put things in perspective for me.

**RegularJoe2345** · 02-21-21 22:27

Originally Posted by GreatWallGuy [View Original Post]

Go to ivy you won't be disappointed.

You got my attention, but I don't want to give it to you. I'm suppose to be giving it up, hahaha. Tell you what, if I can get someone with trulybig boobs for $$ for an hour, I might come back to the city.

**RepairMan1** · 02-21-21 22:01

Anyone have any info on this one that does massages.

**Niteluvr** · 02-21-21 19:52

Originally Posted by DNicewitit [View Original Post]

Just came from Adore. Total waste of time IMO. I didn't catch her name but she was thin short and acne on forehead. I opted for hour. She started with basic questions. I told her it was my first time. Rubbed her arse while she rubbed back to make her feel comfortable. But there was way Too much oil. I came for an actual massage with a shake. So there's usually light, medium or hard pressure. She did feather touch. After about 20 minutes, told to flip. She allowed utc and ask what tip for birthday suit. And then said. 8 but I said. 6. The whole time we're negotiating she had Big Hank in hand. I was firm on. 6. The phone rang and she left mid shake to go get. In my Rodney danger field voice. " I get No Respect" . The door goes flying open and I hit it shut. She came back and returned to the dragon but by that time I was just over it all. I thought about bouncing but I had a wood that even a wood chuck couldn't Chuck if she could chuck wood. I tried to get into it but the A cups just weren't doing it for me. She went jackhammer since I took quite a while. I told her to slow but eventually I unleashed the geinie in the lamp. She didn't even finishing rubbing so a foot or two got trapped. All in all. I will never repeat. I was in and out in 45. So she shorted me on time. I gave her the standard 60/40.

Good for you. The too much oil, lackluster massage, shorting on time and a jackhammer finish are enough to kill most anyone's mood.

**BillDavis007** · 02-21-21 17:26

Originally Posted by DNicewitit [View Original Post]

Just came from Adore. Total waste of time IMO. I didn't catch her name but she was thin short and acne on forehead. I opted for hour. She started with basic questions. I told her it was my first time. Rubbed her arse while she rubbed back to make her feel comfortable. But there was way Too much oil. I came for an actual massage with a shake. So there's usually light, medium or hard pressure. She did feather touch. After about 20 minutes, told to flip. She allowed utc and ask what tip for birthday suit. And then said. 8 but I said. 6. The whole time we're negotiating she had Johnson in hand. I was firm on. 6. The phone rang and she left mid shake to go get. In my Rodney danger field voice. " I get No Respect" . The door goes flying open and I hit it shut. She came back and returned to the dragon but by that time I was just over it all. I thought about bouncing but I had a wood that even a wood chuck couldn't Chuck if she could chuck wood. I tried to get into it but the A cups just weren't doing it for me. She went jackhammer since I took quite a while. I told her to slow but eventually I unleashed the geinie in the lamp. She didn't even finishing rubbing so a foot or two got trapped. All in all. I will never repeat. I was in and out in 45. So she shorted me on time. I gave her the standard 60/40.

Left milk in the bottle? Next!

**BillDavis007** · 02-21-21 17:22

This place has new owners but Triangle veterans will recognize Kerry and Angela, two top-notch providers. When I heard they were here, I knew I had to make the trek. Glad I did. They of course recognized me and while I'd never seen them together, (4-hand) I'd experienced them individually. Time to remedy that. Just like old times only twice the fun. Great massage and incessant teasing. And none of this one walks out at the finish. It was all hands on deck. Glorious.

**DNicewitit** · 02-21-21 17:10

Just came from Adore. Total waste of time IMO. I didn't catch her name but she was thin short and acne on forehead. I opted for hour. She started with basic questions. I told her it was my first time. Rubbed her arse while she rubbed back to make her feel comfortable. But there was way Too much oil. I came for an actual massage with a shake. So there's usually light, medium or hard pressure. She did feather touch. After about 20 minutes, told to flip. She allowed utc and ask what tip for birthday suit. And then said. 8 but I said. 6. The whole time we're negotiating she had Big Hank in hand. I was firm on. 6. The phone rang and she left mid shake to go get. In my Rodney danger field voice. " I get No Respect" . The door goes flying open and I hit it shut. She came back and returned to the dragon but by that time I was just over it all. I thought about bouncing but I had a wood that even a wood chuck couldn't Chuck if she could chuck wood. I tried to get into it but the A cups just weren't doing it for me. She went jackhammer since I took quite a while. I told her to slow but eventually I unleashed the geinie in the lamp. She didn't even finishing rubbing so a foot or two got trapped. All in all. I will never repeat. I was in and out in 45. So she shorted me on time. I gave her the standard 60/40.

**Hunt1328** · 02-21-21 16:53

Originally Posted by KarlLewisty [View Original Post]

Which one is the best parlor to go in atlanta? Best massuse?

Adore in Buford.

Enjoy in Roswell.

Ivy - 2165 Cheshire Bridge Rd. #4, Atlanta.

Li's 1985 Howell Mill Rd Ste 102.

Gold Spa- 1916 Piedmont Rd NE.

Golden in Cumming.

A massage in Cumming.

T Massage in Buford.

Oasis Massage 1874 Piedmont Ave.

**KarlLewisty** · 02-21-21 13:07

Which one is the best parlor to go in atlanta? Best massuse?

**MassageAwesome** · 02-20-21 19:23

Originally Posted by RegularJoe2345 [View Original Post]

Gave the ATL another try the other day. Started at PinkPony but it was early and only flat chested dancers started. Definitely wasn't doing much for me. Before that I had stopped in many of the local spas intending to stop by after lunch. Spa 18 intrigued me with a 4 hand offer, WaWa mama was cool to talk to, and Sauna One was a potential. Ended up at WaWa and I'm just going to say it was terrible overall. Should have gone back to Orange like I did last time. Amazing how places around the corner from each other can be so vastly different in price and service. Tbh, I'm tired of being disappointed, so this is my last venture out in the hobby.

Avoid the Buckhead spas like the plague. They are way overpriced, bad attitudes, and rush you in and out.

**HobbyMan51** · 02-20-21 19:00

Originally Posted by RegularJoe2345 [View Original Post]

Gave the ATL another try the other day. Started at PinkPony but it was early and only flat chested dancers started. Definitely wasn't doing much for me. Before that I had stopped in many of the local spas intending to stop by after lunch. Spa 18 intrigued me with a 4 hand offer, WaWa mama was cool to talk to, and Sauna One was a potential. Ended up at WaWa and I'm just going to say it was terrible overall. Should have gone back to Orange like I did last time. Amazing how places around the corner from each other can be so vastly different in price and service. Tbh, I'm tired of being disappointed, so this is my last venture out in the hobby.

Not doubting your sincerity but these are famous last words spoken by many and kept by few. Even Nixon promised that we wouldn't have him to kick around anymore and look how that turned out. .