Massage Parlor Reports

[Davig]

Golden Pussy Syndrome has come to the AMP market. We are fucked. I should probably start branching out instead of going to Great Spa or Top because this is the end result. Demand is up and so are prices. There are too many AMP in this market to see this kind of inflation. The maximum I ever paid with house fee is $160 for everything. There are probably four AMP just within two miles of Top. I suggest trying those places before going back to Top.

That's funny I was just saying and thinking the same thing. Remember when Cc had the one on Broadway? Can't remember the name of it right now. It's changed hands a couple of times since then.

[Desert Rat]

I offer $140 for everything (edit - this is in addition to the house fee) and she asks for $200. No effin way. She accepts but then takes 10 min to get ready.

Golden Pussy Syndrome has come to the AMP market. We are fucked. I should probably start branching out instead of going to Great Spa or Top because this is the end result. Demand is up and so are prices. There are too many AMP in this market to see this kind of inflation. The maximum I ever paid with house fee is $160 for everything. There are probably four AMP just within two miles of Top. I suggest trying those places before going back to Top.

[DHobbiest85]

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[WiseTraveler]

I've been avoiding AMPs, especially in Minnesota, land of DIY with 50+ gma providers but thought I'd check out one of the top FS places. Parked around 1 pm went in and rang the bell after writing a fake name in the log book there (like WTF? Really? Mama-san let me in and brought me to a room. A young (26-30) yr old with large implants comes in. She's cute but I strongly prefer naturals so I told her she was beautiful but could they find someone all natural? 10 min later Hanna comes in, 5'4", slender, nice a cups. Probably 32 or so. She brings me to table shower strips down and washes me. Gives quick BBBJ in shower (as in 4-6 seconds) washes me again (this will become a theme) and then takes me back to room. I offer $140 for everything (edit - this is in addition to the house fee) and she asks for $200. No effin way. She accepts but then takes 10 min to get ready. Wipes me with alcohol even though she'd just washed me herself. I was also 'shower fresh' and have clean smooth skin. Not that it should matter but I'm considered good looking and am in good shape.

She starts with a BBBJ (great!) but stops after 15 seconds and goes to get a condom. Wipes everything down again (ok. Germaphobe) and lets me start to screw her standing while she's on the table. Not even 90 seconds and she's doing the fake moan CMON BABY thing and trying to speed it up. I explain that slow is fast. That I won't take a long time or pound her but I ain't going to come in 2 minutes. She then says, MORE BJ and takes off condom and does, you guessed it, 10 seconds of shitty oral after yet again wiping me down, her mouth, the fucking clock, etc. I again explain she needs to go slower and I'll finish just fine. She tries to just give a HJ but that's doing nothing for me as it's clear she doesn't want to be there.

This was the least sexy 8 minutes in recent memory. She's fine looking. Could be very sexy but it was as clinical as a COVID test and not as hot. I thought about calling in the mama-san and complaining but hadn't had lunch and just figured I'd cut my losses. I got up, got dressed, thanked her and got out. I did write a warning in the 'log book' to avoid Hanna unless you wanted to be rushed after 2 minutes and decontaminated like a Hazmat test facility.

[MikeyG]

What is the least busy time of the day to go to Top spa or great spa? Also who should I ask for if I am looking for a tittyfuck?

If you can get there when they open at 9 am there's rarely any customers. They get busy starting at 10 am though. Plus you feel better knowing their tongue hasn't been all over customers all day.

For a titjob I'd ask for Helen. I just visited her and was very happy with her services. She has man made bolt ons that give her a c cup w a tight body.

[LFCnut]

I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?

IMO the number 1 spot in the west right now is Great Spa. Lots of reviews on here and from my many visits I have never left unhappy. Girls rotate on a regular basis and Mama-san Krystal always makes sure I get to sample the new girls.

[Jamesj]

I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?

How much was damage to your wallet, and would you be kind enough to share her physical attributes?

TIA,

JamesJ.

[Hank75]

I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?

[Wsw555]

You guys aren't kidding. Was a hell of a place. Saw Maggie and she was tremendous, $$ all in w / CFS to finish.

Saw a shorter chick with enormous hammers. What's her name? Need to hit that next time.

Sounds like Amanda? Too bad about Maggie. Bummer.

I believe that is Helen.

[JohnLittleDick]

There are some previous reviews if you search on it. I would say no on the BB part.

A month ago, I visited Lucky Massage. The provider was Mia, she is nice looking, shape is greats as all thin Asian Ladies are. Fee is 40 for HH. Skipped massage and went straight to extras as I took her hands and gave her a hug and let my hand slide down her back side to her butt. She asked what I wanted, and I said what do you offer, and she gave hand signals. At each signal, I gave an agreeing smile and nod. With covers on I received a BJ, she rode cowgirl, spooning, missionary and finally pinned her toes to her ears and PF her. Well worth the 1. 5 benj. I said I would bring more next time; I have not returned.

I would rate Mia on the same tier as Maggie at Massage Hau in Mesa and Eva at Seven Star's Reflexology Massage in Glendale.

WR / WHR MNGR.

[Apex3333]

Anyone got any intel on lucky massage? Do they do BBBJ? Any info would be appreciated!

There are some previous reviews if you search on it. I would say no on the BB part.

[MikeJennings]

You guys aren't kidding. Was a hell of a place. Saw Maggie and she was tremendous, $$ all in w / CFS to finish.

Saw a shorter chick with enormous hammers. What's her name? Need to hit that next time.

Sounds like Amanda? Too bad about Maggie. Bummer.

[Asd0123]

So I tried to find Top Spa by myself and I'm pretty sure I ended up at the wrong place. Now that I think I find the right one from the reviews below I just want to make sure I have get the person I'm looking for. Could someone DM me the phone number, the one that's coming up on Google doesn't work.

[JohnLittleDick]

Popular MP reviews are extremely helpful. The ones with buffet I stay clear off, I prefer the Ala Carte. A buffet dish has too many grubby hands and other appendages in them. The transfer of unwanted bacterium is possible.

Getting a kiss from a provider that just finished rimming guys ahead of me is not a turn on. I look for providers without reviews or the pricey ones, they appear cleaner, fingers crossed. I know it only take one to contaminate the watering hole.

My immune system is not up to par so thank you.

Old war MNGR turned WHR MNGR.

[Desert Rat]

What is the least busy time of the day to go to Top spa or great spa?

That is an easy one. After all the punters go home to their wives. 5-9 pm Weekdays and on Weekends. Dead as a doornail.