Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpico99]

Bottom-line-up front: A 60-minute massage session is more than twice as good as a 30-minute session (at a very low price-difference threshold).
Invest your time and treasure more wisely than I did today.
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I truly enjoy my patronage at the NoVA AMPs. An hour-long NoVA massage experience with a good (or great) massage technician makes me less stressed, easier to get along with -- just makes the day better. Today, I was running a few errands between "zoom meetings," and decided to drop-in to one of my usual places. MMS was glad to see me, even if it was only for a half-hour session.

I had forgotten the difference between a 60-min and a 30-minute session. Whereas everyone is relaxed and happy by the end of an hour session, everything about the 30 minute session was rushed and, well, simply nowhere near as enjoyable. The massage was "meh" because of the lack of time. The "tease before the flip" was nice (but only like for 90 seconds, maybe 2 minutes).

The pleasures after the flip were "goal oriented" with the MT not taking the time to enjoy any of the time together.

Same usual nice places. Same usual nice ladies. WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.

Lesson (re-) leanred. Don't short-change yourself in pleasurable activities. If not "urgently in need of tension release" much better to wait a day (even two) than rush today.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

When checking out a new place, I always go with 30 minutes because if things go sour, at least I did not invest a full hours worth in wasting my time and $$ But if the provider who answers the door gives me an instant hard-on, then usually small head wins out over big head and I go with an hour LOL. My observation is that the majority of Korean AMPs will try to do a quick pump and dump for 30 minute sessions vs the Chinese AMPs. When it comes to the hour, Korean AMPs are all over the place, dependent upon the provider: if they are hard up for $$$ they do a quick pump and dump and short you on time, otherwise they wlll give you close to your hours time. I always found the Chinese places I have visited will give me my full hours worth of time.

[TheDrowned]

https://healthy-spa-asian-massage-mclean.business.site

Stopped by this new spa in Mclean. Semi legit Chinese shop. $70 for a hour from an 50's overweight lady. She does the old tease the taint when there are 5 minutes left in the hour and ask if you want to add time. I didn't even want the first hour, just felt bad because she had her teenage daughter working the front desk and didn't want to walk out like a creep. I know it was her daughter, because the kid yelled, "mom, you have a customer. " I tipped $10 and as I was walking out, the lady said maybe different girl next time. Nope, won't be going back there, too weird.

It's the same ones they use in BP and the like. Figured a HJ was a given at the place just based on the ad alone, and that's probably intentional on their part to generate traffic. Thanks for TOFFT though.

Personally if it were me I would have pushed for a HE after the massage regardless of how ugly or old she was.

[Barkeater]

Does anyone have an InternationalSexguide acct? I went for a fishing trip in Puerto Vallarta and had enough time to follow a posting on there. I'd like to give a report on the place. It's a paysite and the registration requirements are beyond what I'm willing to do. PM me if you want the report.

Just click on the register button. All you need is an email address to create an account. The subscription is if you want to use private messaging or see pics I think. I have never had any trouble using the site for free.

[JamesBlond007]

I was in the mood for a 60-40 place the other day, not looking for FS or anything fancy, just a rub and tug. Heard good things about A Spa aka Eastern Spa in West Springfield, so I check it out. What I like about this place is that it's on the 3rd floor of some non descript medical office complex repurposed from an apartment building, so pretty easy to be discreet. Walked in, she was busy, I should have called. Come back in 40 min? No time, sorry.

Around the corner was Soft Touch. Never heard of it, but it's on Rubmaps, lists as having a TS, so probably what I'm looking for. They do 80 hour, 60 half, and I was running low on time, so I opted for the 30 min option. Same as A Spa, in the middle of a 1 story office park / medical complex. Blends right in with the other offices. I go in, ring the doorbell, greeted by an attractive, probably early 40's woman in a red tank top and black bra, nice Cee bubs, and miniskirt in flip flops. House fee, get comfy. Leads me to a nice thorough TS. After that, toweled off, leads me to a sauna for about 3 min. It's a cold day, so kind of nice. Back to the room, less of a massage, more of a sensual medical exam, no oil. The hour is probably better, but nothing to write home about. Little bits of teasing and pulling before the flip.

On the flip, marginal HE. You would think that after giving handshakes day in and day out that these ladies would learn something, but I have to give a lesson to almost every place I go. Maybe she earns her pay some other way? Anyway, she starts with the shakeweight hard fast pump. I ask her to slow it down, use both hands, but even then it's like she's trying to milk a cow upwards. Eventually I pop, she cleans me up with a scalding hot face towel. I get dressed, hand her a tip of 40. Didn't get her name. She has a build that looks kind of fun, but not sure if I'd go back anyway.

[RockSwithSalt]

Does anyone have an InternationalSexguide acct? I went for a fishing trip in Puerto Vallarta and had enough time to follow a posting on there. I'd like to give a report on the place. It's a paysite and the registration requirements are beyond what I'm willing to do. PM me if you want the report.

You don't have to pay to post, I'm going down this year and would like your report.

[Asphalt]

Does anyone have an InternationalSexguide acct? I went for a fishing trip in Puerto Vallarta and had enough time to follow a posting on there. I'd like to give a report on the place. It's a paysite and the registration requirements are beyond what I'm willing to do. PM me if you want the report.

[SuzhiLang]

I was in the Tysons area with some time to spare and I came upon Nikki with the big assets. Texted and was led to a familiar place in Tysons. I was met at the door by the girl in the photos wearing some short blue jean shorts which was promising. Went to the room and laid down on the bed. She started with massaging my back which was nice. I let my hands wonder and things escalated nicely. She let the sweater puppies come out to play. They were nice and big. I got to squeeze and nurse a bit before we started the main event. All positions were available. Flipped her over and finished in doggy squeezing her nice ass. After I finished she cleaned me up and offered a shower. We chatted for a bit, I got dressed and went on my way. Damage was $$ for the VIP and tipped two Jacksons for the nonrushed experience and good personality. I would repeat in the future.

Nice review bro. It looks like there are at least three providers named Nikki in the area. There is one working in Dragon AMP, there is one working out from Fairfax apt. Then there is this Nikki you just visited proving FS. Having that said, this Nikki looks at least 50 years old if not older. Is this correct?

[RadGasm]

I think the last report said they were working out of a hotel room. Is that still the case? Does anyone have more intel on Sophie or Maria? Did Chloe really leave? Any news on Leah? It looks as if she worked 2-3 weeks in the fall but is long gone, sadly!

I don't think so. They have a new place around the corner from 1 of their old locations off of 50. It only has 1 room though.

[GilBang]

https://healthy-spa-asian-massage-mclean.business.site

Stopped by this new spa in Mclean. Semi legit Chinese shop. $70 for a hour from an 50's overweight lady. She does the old tease the taint when there are 5 minutes left in the hour and ask if you want to add time. I didn't even want the first hour, just felt bad because she had her teenage daughter working the front desk and didn't want to walk out like a creep. I know it was her daughter, because the kid yelled, "mom, you have a customer. " I tipped $10 and as I was walking out, the lady said maybe different girl next time. Nope, won't be going back there, too weird.

Damn, for that level service, you might as well have gone to Mila Spa down the road. I went the other day as I was in the area and recalled a review and when I got there it was a similar situation with the MT, minus the teenage daughter working the desk. I went for hhr, which was pretty cheap at 40 just to try her our, hey sometimes older women are pretty good. Since it was hhr, the massage was meh, but what was interesting was her final approach. While still laying face down, she reached in between my thighs with both hands and grabbed Jr and started jerking with warm oil. I'll have to say, it felt pretty good, got me nice and hard, flipped me over and kept going with a slow and rotating motion and soon enough I popped, she cleaned me up and finished with a foot massage. Overall nothing to write home about and I don't think I'll make it a point to return, unless I want to roll the dice and see if another provider is there.

[Kijimuna]

https://healthy-spa-asian-massage-mclean.business.site

Stopped by this new spa in Mclean. Semi legit Chinese shop. $70 for a hour from an 50's overweight lady. She does the old tease the taint when there are 5 minutes left in the hour and ask if you want to add time. I didn't even want the first hour, just felt bad because she had her teenage daughter working the front desk and didn't want to walk out like a creep. I know it was her daughter, because the kid yelled, "mom, you have a customer. " I tipped $10 and as I was walking out, the lady said maybe different girl next time. Nope, won't be going back there, too weird.

[AzianFan]

I almost always do the 60 minutes as I enjoy the massage and foreplay leading to the fun part. Now if I know the massage will be crappy and just have a small window that day, then I have opted for 30 minutes on occasion. Years ago, when I saw KK, Zaza and Nalee somewhat regularly who sometimes offered 90 for $160, I would actually upgrade to the 90. And when I have had memberships at legitimate Thai or other places, I usually did 90 minutes so I. Oils have the benefit of working me head to toe. But no NOVA at those places, just damn good massages.

Zaza. That brings back good memories. She was a nice lady, gave a quality massage and my God did she have great tits.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

Several reviews here, some glowing, some not so much. Decided to give this a whirl. Bottom line, not impressed and will not go back.

First of all, the entrance to Best is pretty high visibility. One inside, the room itself is nice. When she came in, she went right to business. No massage, reached underneath, pulled him back, and started some BBBJ from behind while I was face down. Not even 5 minutes into it, asked me to flip and she was already fully nude. Whatever you want, is on the table. Once everything was done, I did get a reasonable massage to closeout and she spent a fair amount of time on my feet. As odd as this may sound, just seeing her for a foot massage alone might be worth it. I'd happily pay $60/ HHR or $80/ HR for a dedicated foot massage, that was one of the best ever. Everything else, was just "ok". Her body is a 6, maybe, her voice is horrible, I really had no attraction. I have several other providers I see that I think look much better and expected more from Lucy in the looks department.

If you are picky and prefer a younger spinner type, save your cash and time. Lucy is not the one and the other 2 working there that she introduced me to on the way out, are way worse and an absolute no go IMO.

Stay safe.

Went to see Lucy. Been a while since visited an AMP so figured I would give her a whirl. After a lame massage was quoted a 100 for a NOVA ending. I laughed, got dressed and left. Now I know why I stick with SB. Lucy is old and jaded. Not a good combination.

[NyHornet]

Bottom-line-up front: A 60-minute massage session is more than twice as good as a 30-minute session (at a very low price-difference threshold).
Invest your time and treasure more wisely than I did today.
=====

I truly enjoy my patronage at the NoVA AMPs. An hour-long NoVA massage experience with a good (or great) massage technician makes me less stressed, easier to get along with -- just makes the day better. Today, I was running a few errands between "zoom meetings," and decided to drop-in to one of my usual places. MMS was glad to see me, even if it was only for a half-hour session.

I had forgotten the difference between a 60-min and a 30-minute session. Whereas everyone is relaxed and happy by the end of an hour session, everything about the 30 minute session was rushed and, well, simply nowhere near as enjoyable. The massage was "meh" because of the lack of time. The "tease before the flip" was nice (but only like for 90 seconds, maybe 2 minutes).

The pleasures after the flip were "goal oriented" with the MT not taking the time to enjoy any of the time together.

I almost always do the 60 minutes as I enjoy the massage and foreplay leading to the fun part. Now if I know the massage will be crappy and just have a small window that day, then I have opted for 30 minutes on occasion. Years ago, when I saw KK, Zaza and Nalee somewhat regularly who sometimes offered 90 for $160, I would actually upgrade to the 90. And when I have had memberships at legitimate Thai or other places, I usually did 90 minutes so I. Oils have the benefit of working me head to toe. But no NOVA at those places, just damn good massages.

[Kumarraj1]

I was in the Tysons area with some time to spare and I came upon Nikki with the big assets. Texted and was led to a familiar place in Tysons. I was met at the door by the girl in the photos wearing some short blue jean shorts which was promising. Went to the room and laid down on the bed. She started with massaging my back which was nice. I let my hands wonder and things escalated nicely. She let the sweater puppies come out to play. They were nice and big. I got to squeeze and nurse a bit before we started the main event. All positions were available. Flipped her over and finished in doggy squeezing her nice ass. After I finished she cleaned me up and offered a shower. We chatted for a bit, I got dressed and went on my way. Damage was $$ for the VIP and tipped two Jacksons for the nonrushed experience and good personality. I would repeat in the future.

So, the girls who offer VIP (assume FS) are escorts with added bonus of massage? I don't know why some of them advertise only as massage therapists.

[PSmith0380]

Several reviews here, some glowing, some not so much. Decided to give this a whirl. Bottom line, not impressed and will not go back.

First of all, the entrance to Best is pretty high visibility. One inside, the room itself is nice. When she came in, she went right to business. No massage, reached underneath, pulled him back, and started some BBBJ from behind while I was face down. Not even 5 minutes into it, asked me to flip and she was already fully nude. Whatever you want, is on the table. Once everything was done, I did get a reasonable massage to closeout and she spent a fair amount of time on my feet. As odd as this may sound, just seeing her for a foot massage alone might be worth it. I'd happily pay $60/ HHR or $80/ HR for a dedicated foot massage, that was one of the best ever. Everything else, was just "ok". Her body is a 6, maybe, her voice is horrible, I really had no attraction. I have several other providers I see that I think look much better and expected more from Lucy in the looks department.

If you are picky and prefer a younger spinner type, save your cash and time. Lucy is not the one and the other 2 working there that she introduced me to on the way out, are way worse and an absolute no go IMO.

Stay safe.