Escort Reports

[SyntorX]

I am no expert when it comes to the AMP scene but I did visit one in Laurel and the other in Columbia and both times I walked into the apartment and found a mattress on the floor in the bedroom. LOL No massage at all. Full service. This was about 2 years ago. Stopped going because I heard so many stories on this board about how old a lot of the ladies were and that turned me off.

Those are not actually AMPs, they are called CAMPs (Condo Asian Massage Parlor). They are more like an escort than a normal AMP. As far as age, yes the ladies in many AMPs are older, but who cares if they are still cute and have a decent body? RL ladies are all older, but I go there, because most RL ladies are good at making it seem like you are a friend getting benefits.

[SyntorX]

But the biggest difference being AMP don't provide full service, right? And by full service, I mean oral, DATY, mish, K9, etc! Basically just a shower, massage, and a handjob? Or am I mistaken? That is why I never personally understood what the big deal about AMP's was all about. It's like you are paying way more money and receiving a lot less in return! Amirite? Or if I am wrong then please feel free to correct me and enlighten me? And these questions / concerns applies to the whole forum not just SyntorX. Thanks in advance as always!

I get everything on your list at my preferred AMP, RL Therapy in Laurel. The exception is Sue. Sue is normally HJ only first visit, but you normally get more after she gets to know you. All the AMPs in Greenbelt also provide everything you listed, except DATY which is YMMV. There are many other AMPs in PG county that provide your list except maybe DATY, but I have not visited them, so I will noot vouch for those.

[LordCeo]

I saw Blue last week. Standard text link up. Agreed to 1.3 for hh. She is in Parkville. Residential neighborhood. Knocked on the door and her Mom or someone answered the door. House was kinda messy. Blue came in and told me to sit on the couch while she got ready. Waited there for like thirty minutes. Finally went into her room and got undressed. She is a user and was just all over the place. I do like a thicker girl and she is cute. Dropped the donation and she gave me a BBBJ. Man, she can suck. Went to doggy, played around with the booty hole while doggy but did not go Greek (I should have), then Mish, and finished bbcimws. She was decent, but it took forever to get the party started. Next time, I am going to try and go Greek. I would repeat when I have more than an hour (wait for a hh, fun for a Hh) to spare.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/58715294/

Be safe out there!

Been meaning to see this one, thanks. Are the her pics accurate?

[Sexingit]

I saw that too and asked her. She said she's got to expand her availability because of covid. So cardates during the day and Fridays and Saturdays are now available. I haven't yet but I'm a fan so definitely in my future. Yes, she still has the dreads. I didn't like it at first but it has has grown on me. I'm not a fan of that Bush though. Another thing I didn't like was she told me she didn't like giving head last time I saw her. WTF. She later clarified that she "didn't feel like it that night" but that's 2 for 2 now. (The first time she had dental issues.) I love an oral aficionado but she only spent 5 minutes, tops. And yes, I'm clean. I was hoping to cim. But cip isn't a bad consolation. LOL Of course, YMMV.

Stay safe hobbyists.

Same thing with me, she wouldn't suck my dick after hitting it K9 and only spent 1 min with BBBJ. Hairy legs, armpits, vagina, horrible braids, super rushed session, and unwillingness has sealed my fate. No repeat for me and I've had way better for less.

[FuckHinn]

Her Tryst ad & website are now saying she does car stuff outside of her normal hours. Anyone gone for this? And does she still have the ugly dreads / braids?

I saw that too and asked her. She said she's got to expand her availability because of covid. So cardates during the day and Fridays and Saturdays are now available. I haven't yet but I'm a fan so definitely in my future. Yes, she still has the dreads. I didn't like it at first but it has has grown on me. I'm not a fan of that Bush though. Another thing I didn't like was she told me she didn't like giving head last time I saw her. WTF. She later clarified that she "didn't feel like it that night" but that's 2 for 2 now. (The first time she had dental issues.) I love an oral aficionado but she only spent 5 minutes, tops. And yes, I'm clean. I was hoping to cim. But cip isn't a bad consolation. LOL Of course, YMMV.

Stay safe hobbyists.

[Hugh Jardon]

It depends on the AMP. Some are great, some aren't. Same with the apartment setups and hotel ladies. Depends more on the individual lady than the business model.

Quite true about some being good, some not being good. The great thing about this forum is that we can report on what is available at which AMPs. DC used to have many great FS establishments. At present time, PG County has a number of fine places. The HoCo AMPs have always been HE only in my experience. AACty AMPs get shut down soon after opening. I've never sampled the Baltimore / Baltimore county shops but would not expect FS.

[Jokester1]

But the biggest difference being AMP don't provide full service, right? And by full service, I mean oral, DATY, mish, K9, etc! Basically just a shower, massage, and a handjob? Or am I mistaken? That is why I never personally understood what the big deal about AMP's was all about. It's like you are paying way more money and receiving a lot less in return! Amirite? Or if I am wrong then please feel free to correct me and enlighten me? And these questions / concerns applies to the whole forum not just SyntorX. Thanks in advance as always!

It depends on the AMP. Some are great, some aren't. Same with the apartment setups and hotel ladies. Depends more on the individual lady than the business model.

[George525]

I saw Blue last week. Standard text link up. Agreed to 1.3 for hh. She is in Parkville. Residential neighborhood. Knocked on the door and her Mom or someone answered the door. House was kinda messy. Blue came in and told me to sit on the couch while she got ready. Waited there for like thirty minutes. Finally went into her room and got undressed. She is a user and was just all over the place. I do like a thicker girl and she is cute. Dropped the donation and she gave me a BBBJ. Man, she can suck. Went to doggy, played around with the booty hole while doggy but did not go Greek (I should have), then Mish, and finished bbcimws. She was decent, but it took forever to get the party started. Next time, I am going to try and go Greek. I would repeat when I have more than an hour (wait for a hh, fun for a Hh) to spare.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/58715294/

Be safe out there!

Damn. Half hour. 15 minutes and I'm gone unless there is a legitmate excuse. And there usually isn't. Once these girls realize we're not going to wait around, they will cut that crap out. They do it because they know they can.

[George525]

Older lady. Yea that was prob her mom. She cool.

Also I'm jelly. I think her suck game is great too. I been trying to link with her a few times about 2-3 mos. She kept being unreliable on the reply or ghosting one time when I got there. You noticed signs of use? This would explain that because the few times I seen her I didn't catch obvioUs Signs of use. Minus the one time her pill addicted friend came thru in pain being dope-sick and she hooked her up.

Damn. Half hour. 15 minutes and I'm gone unless there is a legitmate excuse. And there usually isn't. Once these girls realize we're not going to wait around, they will cut that crap out. They do it because they know they can.

[UpYours]

But the biggest difference being AMP don't provide full service, right? And by full service, I mean oral, DATY, mish, K9, etc! Basically just a shower, massage, and a handjob? Or am I mistaken? That is why I never personally understood what the big deal about AMP's was all about. It's like you are paying way more money and receiving a lot less in return! Amirite? Or if I am wrong then please feel free to correct me and enlighten me? And these questions / concerns applies to the whole forum not just SyntorX. Thanks in advance as always!

I am no expert when it comes to the AMP scene but I did visit one in Laurel and the other in Columbia and both times I walked into the apartment and found a mattress on the floor in the bedroom. LOL No massage at all. Full service. This was about 2 years ago. Stopped going because I heard so many stories on this board about how old a lot of the ladies were and that turned me off.

[Old Chinese Guy]

But the biggest difference being AMP don't provide full service, right? And by full service, I mean oral, DATY, mish, K9, etc! Basically just a shower, massage, and a handjob? Or am I mistaken? That is why I never personally understood what the big deal about AMP's was all about. It's like you are paying way more money and receiving a lot less in return! Amirite? Or if I am wrong then please feel free to correct me and enlighten me? And these questions / concerns applies to the whole forum not just SyntorX. Thanks in advance as always!

Have to agree I never understood the attraction of AMPs. I like knowing what I'm going to get for what I pay, agree up front, get services and pay for services. I've always gotten that with escorts, mostly with SWs (some rare exceptions where one does get screwed, or should I saw, not get screwed) and, so far, true of SBs (small sample size). With AMPs or strippers, seems like you are paying as much or more. And you maybe get a half-way decent massage, a HE if lucky and a fuck if you are a regular, but there is always this uncertainty. Perhaps the uncertainty and the suspense is part of the attraction, ie. Psychological anticipation, am I going to get fucked or actually get fucked?

But at the end of the day, different strokes for different folks, whatever rocks one's boat.

[LexMar]

But the biggest difference being AMP don't provide full service, right? And by full service, I mean oral, DATY, mish, K9, etc! Basically just a shower, massage, and a handjob? Or am I mistaken? That is why I never personally understood what the big deal about AMP's was all about. It's like you are paying way more money and receiving a lot less in return! Amirite? Or if I am wrong then please feel free to correct me and enlighten me? And these questions / concerns applies to the whole forum not just SyntorX. Thanks in advance as always!

I think your just kidding about your question but just my opinion as follows.

Yes not all AMP / Masseause do, but the right AMP is indistinguishable from FS Incall Escort.

I haven't visited any recently, I do remember 1 on Belair rd years ago by White Ave did everything I wanted (BBBJ, cfs in all positions, cimws, etc). My most memorable one was over 20 years ago when I was single, from Rainbow Spa in Brooklyn (which already closed down), with an early 20's asian, 5' 100 lbs, really pretty named Sandy, clean no sign of use. Got table shower, GFE, dfk, BBBJ, daty, BBFS, fiv, fia, cimws for 160 inclusive for 1 hour.

[Itfcd]

Seen tons of great reviews for Emma baby over the years, but never pulled the trigger. I thought she only entertained visitors after 9 pm at night. Does she see folks during the day ever?

Her Tryst ad & website are now saying she does car stuff outside of her normal hours. Anyone gone for this? And does she still have the ugly dreads / braids?

[BusterHymen55]

Just so you know, this counts as a report. She ghosted you. Many guys like to know when you get ghosted. They do not want to waste time on ladies like this. This is why I have avoided the escort scene here. I have limited monger time available. I just go to AMPs here. It may cost more, but at least it is a sure thing. The worst looking AMP lady I have seen here was better than many of the ladies discussed here.

But the biggest difference being AMP don't provide full service, right? And by full service, I mean oral, DATY, mish, K9, etc! Basically just a shower, massage, and a handjob? Or am I mistaken? That is why I never personally understood what the big deal about AMP's was all about. It's like you are paying way more money and receiving a lot less in return! Amirite? Or if I am wrong then please feel free to correct me and enlighten me? And these questions / concerns applies to the whole forum not just SyntorX. Thanks in advance as always!

[DiscreteCasual]

The only thing you forgot that I would add is swollen hands. A sure sign.

Another one for your list.