Suitcase city shanking

[HeadsUp313]

His legendary only in his mind comebacks are more like licking ass than kicking.

Hey Pyle, hookers in Grand Theft Auto don't count. Are you a monger or a neck beard sitting in your mom's basement playing World of Warcraft waiting on your JG Wentworth check? I swear your IQ is 20 points below retarded. I don't care if you're from Detroit or Pontiac or Auburn Hills or Kalamazoo. You're a fucking crack head. GTFO back to Detroit.

BTW. I realize some brothers are taking a monger hiatus or sabbatical, that means break Pyle, due to Covid19. I don't hate on them for doing so; everyone has their own risk assessment for their health. However, they're not on here crowing like granny's rooster like you. You are more like a clucking chicken.

Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.

Lmfao! Dude doesn't just have a few skeletons in his closet! He's got a whole damn graveyard!!

Def noticed the same thing.

Even a puddin' head like you must see the irony in you even saying this, right? I'm not familiar with any ball dragging in the MotorCity Mayhem thread except from seeing you getting slammed to the ground and sliding your tiny little balls like when a dog squats to wipe its ass. They also lick their own ass to clean it. You're probably familiar with that as well, since you are lapping up your own excrement so often on both fight threads.

Anyway, you're good for a laugh or two. Everyone loves the village idiot. Luckily, just like you, he is not self-aware of his own diminished mental capacity so he just continues blissfully mumbling nonsense to everyone's delight.

Yeah, we ARE laughing at you. It really does take a village, idiot.

Look at the Tampa Jizz Guzzler club coming out of the woodwork.

[NevauMind]

Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.

His legendary only in his mind comebacks are more like licking ass than kicking.

[Brasky]

Hey Pyle, hookers in Grand Theft Auto don't count. Are you a monger or a neck beard sitting in your mom's basement playing World of Warcraft waiting on your JG Wentworth check? I swear your IQ is 20 points below retarded. I don't care if you're from Detroit or Pontiac or Auburn Hills or Kalamazoo. You're a fucking crack head. GTFO back to Detroit.

BTW. I realize some brothers are taking a monger hiatus or sabbatical, that means break Pyle, due to Covid19. I don't hate on them for doing so; everyone has their own risk assessment for their health. However, they're not on here crowing like granny's rooster like you. You are more like a clucking chicken.

I went from picking up a SW 3 or 4 times a week (and a stripper and or escort here and there) to zero, I'm just as upset as you are. The only upside to this is I've saved a lot of money not renting pussy. I take Covid19 very seriously, I'm sure I'm not the only one.

And for the 9th time I'm not from that shit-hole Detroit you dumb fucking douche nozzle.

[Smitty Qbert]

I admit I'm king of kicking ass in the fight threads, but you're king of the one sentence posts. Do you do that shit just to run your post count up? You have over 700 posts of nothing.

Yeah. He's the king of kicking ass. Him and his male friend that likes it in the ass.

[RookieMonger]

With all the homoerotic diatribes Headuphisass313 is always mentioning, should we rename this thread Headsup coming out of the closet? I'm seriously questioning his heterosexuality with how often he seems to say he wants to teabag all these dudes. If he were any deeper in the closet, he would have found Narnia by now.

Lmfao! Dude doesn't just have a few skeletons in his closet! He's got a whole damn graveyard!!

Def noticed the same thing.

[Smitty Qbert]

LMFAO. You nailed it. Not to be argumentative, but HeadsUpUrAss313 only admitted that he hadn't seen panties on a woman in a year. That could have been him just perving on an escalator at the mall, doing one of those sneaky up-the-skirt-tricks, or a hidden camera in the ladies room. I suspect its been alot longer than a year since that dickweed's even gotten close enough to see a naked pussy let alone touch one. I think all his mongering experience is from watching CrackWhoreConfessions.

Don't forget he knows a dude that likes to get a train from fellow guys. He said he has his phone number.

[Smitty Qbert]

That's Flint not Detroit you cum-guzzler.

Is there really a difference? Both are shitholes.

[NevauMind]

Even a puddin' head like you must see the irony in you even saying this, right? I'm not familiar with any ball dragging in the MotorCity Mayhem thread except from seeing you getting slammed to the ground and sliding your tiny little balls like when a dog squats to wipe its ass. They also lick their own ass to clean it. You're probably familiar with that as well, since you are lapping up your own excrement so often on both fight threads.

Anyway, you're good for a laugh or two. Everyone loves the village idiot. Luckily, just like you, he is not self-aware of his own diminished mental capacity so he just continues blissfully mumbling nonsense to everyone's delight.

Yeah, we ARE laughing at you. It really does take a village, idiot.

With all the homoerotic diatribes Headuphisass313 is always mentioning, should we rename this thread Headsup coming out of the closet? I'm seriously questioning his heterosexuality with how often he seems to say he wants to teabag all these dudes. If he were any deeper in the closet, he would have found Narnia by now.

[TeamCommando]

And yet you follow me 1,200 miles 3 or 4 times a day to Detroit just to smell my balls dragging across your face in the Detroit fight thread. Whatever stalker.

Even a puddin' head like you must see the irony in you even saying this, right? I'm not familiar with any ball dragging in the MotorCity Mayhem thread except from seeing you getting slammed to the ground and sliding your tiny little balls like when a dog squats to wipe its ass. They also lick their own ass to clean it. You're probably familiar with that as well, since you are lapping up your own excrement so often on both fight threads.

Anyway, you're good for a laugh or two. Everyone loves the village idiot. Luckily, just like you, he is not self-aware of his own diminished mental capacity so he just continues blissfully mumbling nonsense to everyone's delight.

Yeah, we ARE laughing at you. It really does take a village, idiot.

[TeamCommando]

I admit I'm king of kicking ass in the fight threads, but you're king of the one sentence posts. Do you do that shit just to run your post count up? You have over 700 posts of nothing.

Link please.

You know I struck a nerve with your trailer park living ass, I bet you don't even have a double wide trailer.

OK princess, go back to watching your Disney movie.

The fact that you know about that video is just creepy, I can just see you in your little princess outfit dancing around.

You got me with that one (rolling eyes).

That's Flint not Detroit you cum-guzzler.

Can you back this statement up in anyway?

I didn't know that, I'll work on something else.

Sorry, I was in my zone.

Yeah I bet you have 10-4 good buddy a bunch of times.

Why do you inbred hillbillies from the South hate us Northerners so much?

You know you love the smell of my sweaty balls.

Just stay off the fight thread with your crying ass.

Someone should get Skiper a digital towel to wipe the digital cum off his face.

You guys ever notice that Tampa and Tampon are so close in spelling.

Even if it's a one in a million chance it's just not worth the risk, it can be a small world.

Looks like someones mad, would it helped if I dragged my nut-sack across you face?

Because I'm not all bad, here is a big box of tampons for all you littlebitch Tampa mongers to stop the bleeding from the ass pounding I just gave you.

Now that I did some light stretching who wants to be the next littlebitch to get a Ike Turner smack down and put out on the track?

Look who wants to join the center of Tampa circle jerk party, Brasky you just came running in here with your hand up didn't you.

Chase Star, your just another littlebitch who's pussy gets a 7 day itch because he doesn't like the words on a computer screen.

Maybe if you get some free time from licking homeless dudes asshole you could help me with it?

Do you always blow the admin with posts like this?

You don't even know what happened there you old ass milkshake.

These posts are lame, take your dumb shit to the review threads.

You two dummies need to buy a map.

Looks like it's a 3-way.

Looks like you got a new BF, why don't you two get a room.

The only thing you murdered was the shine on my rims when you polished them at the car wash, you know what I sayn.

Your review sucks ass.

Preach brother, preach.

I agree, plus one!

Do you two have these conversations while spooning each other?

HeeJunk, you're such a littlebitch.

I was just joking about the casual discussion.

BS, point that post out to me.

And you suffer from hemorrhoids from you BBC boyfriend ass fucking you all the time.

Fucking stalker, you love the taste of my man gravy so much you had to follow me home.

You guys are really fucking up the fight thread with your casual discussion.

Same Jack-off that has 750 posts of nothing.

How Dare You, You Sir Just Crossed The Line!!!

GuyDetroit, I'll take your silence as I did the right thing, you're welcome.

Admit it, you love reading this thread.

You stand in the parking lot next to the car wash drying off cars and selling loosies, that's not owning a business.

Then grow some balls and move on to the next hooker, stop begging like a dog for hookers to take you money.

You're coming off like a littlebitch.

Read his first 10 or 20 posts (before he started trolling), he was an dumbass from day one.

Not true, SmoothToby is my favorite kick-toy.

And here they come.

And how many black men did Biden and Harris put in jail?

He is one dumb motherfucker.

I can just see SmoothToby picking up a hooker and paying her extra to put on a Trump mask and peg him.

Anyone seen SmoothDriver, I heard he got locked up for not paying his baby-mamas support?

You and the rest of your 40 dollar homeboys are a fucking jokes, or should I say broke ass jokes.

Toby, no one believes you're white.

Hey, bring your shine box up to the car wash tomorrow, after you shine my rims you can shine my shoes.

Yes I do think so.

Not if you run him off first by calling him a fake scammer.

Hey Somoothy, is the car wash open today I you to shine my rims?

Trump didn't want to shut shit down you dumb-fuck, it was the democrats that pushed to shut everything down, and it's Michigan's democrat governor that shut the SC down again.

Yeah, Queenie, you really nailed BradentonBob on his one sentence posts. Sometimes you even have 2 or 3 short sentence posts to inflate your post count.

[HeadsUp313]

www.google.com

Amazing site, try it someday.

I admit I'm king of kicking ass in the fight threads, but you're king of the one sentence posts. Do you do that shit just to run your post count up? You have over 700 posts of nothing.

[HeadsUp313]

Don't flatter yourself. I actually don't care a thing about you or your unintelligent sputtering. You're vapid remarks are trivial. You're like a funny little insect that gives me a chuckle with your antics. I know your ego makes you think that you are superior but you are at the bottom of the food chain and you don't even realize it. Worms eat dirt. Birds eat worms. Man eats birds. Eat some more dirt so you can fatten up the birds for the rest of us. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt that you are a homo sapien, but in your case the sapien was truncated with the removal of the "ien".

And yet you follow me 1,200 miles 3 or 4 times a day to Detroit just to smell my balls dragging across your face in the Detroit fight thread. Whatever stalker.

[HeadsUp313]

www.google.com

Amazing site, try it someday.

I was being sarcastic you dumb inbred trailer park hillbilly. Even someone as dumb as TeamCommando was able to read in between the lines on that one.

[TeamCommando]

You know I struck a nerve with your trailer park living ass, I bet you don't even have a double wide trailer.

Don't flatter yourself. I actually don't care a thing about you or your unintelligent sputtering. You're vapid remarks are trivial. You're like a funny little insect that gives me a chuckle with your antics. I know your ego makes you think that you are superior but you are at the bottom of the food chain and you don't even realize it. Worms eat dirt. Birds eat worms. Man eats birds. Eat some more dirt so you can fatten up the birds for the rest of us. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt that you are a homo sapien, but in your case the sapien was truncated with the removal of the "ien".

[BradentonBob]

Link please.

www.google.com

Amazing site, try it someday.