Escort Reports

[SushiBoy3857]

Well, you hear stories, but you never think it will happen to you. I am a seasoned monger that favors the mature, fuller-figured, and tall Lassies. So imagine my delight when I found a 5'11" 145 lb blonde from the midwest. So, Nu's excitement started building from the first "text". Now in her defense, she does indeed respond relatively quickly after you reach out. 1 point for the Hoosier lass. She had more than reasonable rates for the 1/2, 2 points for Indiana. She has nice "looking" pics in her ad, 3 Points. The scoreboard is beginning to light up. Her ad has a bit of wit, written well, and very informative. Looks like we are going into overtime. So, Nu books himself a 1/2 encounter for a late morning tryst with the cornstalk lady from the Hoosier state. Upon arrival, it was apparent that the photos were taken with a 1997 Polaroid. She looked virtually nothing like her pics. -1 from the scoreboard. She proceeded to disrobe as Nu being the gentleman he is, and placed the donation on the counter, and she immediately snagged it and put it away. Another point deduction from the Russian judge. No, her ad says she is 5'11", if that is the case, then Nu is 6'5" (and he isn't). Another deduction of a point. She removed her bra, and her cans bruised her knees, took off her yoga pants and panties and left her shirt covering her middle section. Minus 1. 5 for that. Now Nu's built-up expectations were deflated much like the Hindenburg. But as previously stated, Nu is a gentleman, so he disrobed as well and onto the bed, they went. She stated GFE, but to be honest, Nu didn't attempt anything other than the BBBJ for any GFE activities. No daty, no DFK as she simply didn't intice Nu to attempt the activities. Her oral skills are a 4 on a scale of 20. So once little NU was sufficiently inflated, on with the cover and he politely asked her to get on top. Immediately out came the Bad knee excuses and said she wouldn't be able to last long in that position. Well, NU was not able to remain inflated due to his heavily damaged expectations, off with the cover and additional BBBJ efforts were required. After 15 minutes of that, he said to the deceptive lady, just finish me with her hand. After another 5 minutes, little Nu asked to call it a day and Nu tagged out. $90 dollars poorer, and a still full tank of goo, Nu simply said goodby, and off he went. Total score: Nu 0, Hoosier lady minus 2. 5. This is the first time Nu has experienced a no-nut encounter. https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...e/433008256230.

I went to the Jax forum as directed by another member and saw all I needed to see. Sorry you went through it but thanks for the report.

SB.

[NewAgain]

Well, you hear stories, but you never think it will happen to you. I am a seasoned monger that favors the mature, fuller-figured, and tall Lassies. So imagine my delight when I found a 5'11" 145 lb blonde from the midwest. So, Nu's excitement started building from the first "text". Now in her defense, she does indeed respond relatively quickly after you reach out. 1 point for the Hoosier lass. She had more than reasonable rates for the 1/2, 2 points for Indiana. She has nice "looking" pics in her ad, 3 Points. The scoreboard is beginning to light up. Her ad has a bit of wit, written well, and very informative. Looks like we are going into overtime. So, Nu books himself a 1/2 encounter for a late morning tryst with the cornstalk lady from the Hoosier state. Upon arrival, it was apparent that the photos were taken with a 1997 Polaroid. She looked virtually nothing like her pics. -1 from the scoreboard. She proceeded to disrobe as Nu being the gentleman he is, and placed the donation on the counter, and she immediately snagged it and put it away. Another point deduction from the Russian judge. No, her ad says she is 5'11", if that is the case, then Nu is 6'5" (and he isn't). Another deduction of a point. She removed her bra, and her cans bruised her knees, took off her yoga pants and panties and left her shirt covering her middle section. Minus 1. 5 for that. Now Nu's built-up expectations were deflated much like the Hindenburg. But as previously stated, Nu is a gentleman, so he disrobed as well and onto the bed, they went. She stated GFE, but to be honest, Nu didn't attempt anything other than the BBBJ for any GFE activities. No daty, no DFK as she simply didn't intice Nu to attempt the activities. Her oral skills are a 4 on a scale of 20. So once little NU was sufficiently inflated, on with the cover and he politely asked her to get on top. Immediately out came the Bad knee excuses and said she wouldn't be able to last long in that position. Well, NU was not able to remain inflated due to his heavily damaged expectations, off with the cover and additional BBBJ efforts were required. After 15 minutes of that, he said to the deceptive lady, just finish me with her hand. After another 5 minutes, little Nu asked to call it a day and Nu tagged out. $90 dollars poorer, and a still full tank of goo, Nu simply said goodby, and off he went. Total score: Nu 0, Hoosier lady minus 2. 5. This is the first time Nu has experienced a no-nut encounter. https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...e/433008256230.

[Topherman]

Any chance it's Marlana? She's taking a vacation at the crossbar hotel.

Oh no I just seen her pic. Where can I find her ad?

Marlana that is.

T-Man.

[DarkManXFl]

I am not doubting your guys experience just reminding people of mine and it was only a short time ago so letting everyone know that might not be the experience they get depending on day of week and her boyfriend being in jail or not. I think I saw a few other similar posts with similar warnings prior to mine which I should have paid attention to before I jumped the gun.

I reviewed Sam awhile back when she first popped up on STG. She is actually a cool chick, good looking and fun too. It turns out that she was mixed up with a boyfriend that was trying to run scams and rip mongers off. He has since been sent to jail so she is on her own now. She doesn't have a place so she is outcall only unless she happens to get a hotel room. As Swamprat mentioned, she prefers not to be in this profession so she probably won't be posting for much longer. She isn't a candy user of any sort so she doesn't have to support that habit like most of the others.

[Jimmer76]

Anyone seen this girl? She's been advertising in Daytona for about a week. Stinks she's outcall only.

She seems to be from Atlantic City but has been traveling Florida since mid January.

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...t/760461611288

[MongerBeast]

Glad you had a good time. This is the same girl that cash and dashed me and I reviewed earlier. Buyer beware.

I reviewed Sam awhile back when she first popped up on STG. She is actually a cool chick, good looking and fun too. It turns out that she was mixed up with a boyfriend that was trying to run scams and rip mongers off. He has since been sent to jail so she is on her own now. She doesn't have a place so she is outcall only unless she happens to get a hotel room. As Swamprat mentioned, she prefers not to be in this profession so she probably won't be posting for much longer. She isn't a candy user of any sort so she doesn't have to support that habit like most of the others.

[BeachRunner51]

I hope the lads realize how historic your encounter was mate. That was quite literally for the ages. The only thing greater than my envy right now is my happiness for you, LOL!

If I had your penmanship I'm pretty sure I could of got a Pulitzer for my reporting of the evening events.

[SwampRat]

Glad you had a good time. This is the same girl that cash and dashed me and I reviewed earlier. Buyer beware.

I don't know what to say except it was an outcall and that means I get to control the situation and no guy is going to bust into my house LOL. I honestly missed your post and I did not get any bad vibes from this girl. She came in bra-less and was out of her clothes very quickly. We never even discussed money and I handed her a donation as she got in her car to leave. I certainly can't explain what happen to you but if she drives herself to my house then I will probably see her again.

[FelterSnatch58]

Sorry this is a bit late but hats off to Beachrunner for all the info on Marcie, aka LSME. Had a great date with her (day after) his visit. I did not get to enjoy the sample platter that he did but my dream with her was great and she even taught this old dog a new trick or two. Very enjoyable to say the least and will def. Repeat. As for Mr. Falkens post re: Raelynn, I can vouch that my first dream with her was almost word for word the exact same thing. Very enjoyable time and even enjoyed a couple beers with her after words. She likes Mic Ultra bottles by the way. Will Def. Repeat with both providers. Thanks for all the info and insight gentleman. Keep up the good work FS.

[Joshua Falken]

I hope the lads realize how historic your encounter was mate. That was quite literally for the ages. The only thing greater than my envy right now is my happiness for you, LOL!

I'm going to do my best to describe my evening with these 3 ladies in a short and sweet version (because I don't have the writing skills of Joshua Falken, wish I did though).

The good: It was a great time and it meet and exceeded my expectations for the evening! All 3 ladies were very enthusiastic and very exploratory with one another and we all managed to keep everyone involved right up to the point of my ultimate exhaustion. Thankfully the king bed held up (they are thin MILF's) and the memories and images on that bed bring a smile to my face every time. Imagine if you can 4 people connected together in a sexual position leaving no one without something to give and something to receive. Smiling as I type right now. There were no awkward moments and no clock watching and the chit chat afterwards was fun and comfortable.

The not so good: Trying to get 3 woman in the same place at the same time is not easy. Ultimately 2 hours later than planned.

The bad: For our time together nothing bad happened and I'm glad that I got the opportunity to be with these 3 ladies and thank each of them for accommodating my wishes for this experience. This is not something that any of the ladies do on a regular basis so to have the great time that we did says a lot about them. Will we do this again? No. Not because it was a bad time but because it was a once in a lifetime experience that was meant to explore the possibilities of what it would be like to be with these sexy ladies at the same time. The excitement of something new is in my humble opinion what this hobby is all about and this was definitely new and exciting.

Now for the ugly: It has nothing to do with this visit and our time together but Marcie wanted me to tell everybody that she is independent of Mia and does not do doubles with her or anyone on a regular basis. Marcie is the kind of professional in this business that every provider should learn from and I respect they way she handles herself in this hobby. Marcie needs no help with attracting business and her reputation in this hobby is impeccable.

So to sum this report up. Well worth it and happy with what I got to experience. YMMV.

[MongerT]

Would love to see her again, we spent last Valentine's Day together exactly 1 year ago. I responded to your PM.

Any chance it's Marlana? She's taking a vacation at the crossbar hotel.

[MopMonger]

So I started hitting up Raelynn immediately after posting that I would, incognito of course. You know, texting without proper punctuation, not forming long, erudite sentences, and especially avoiding giveaway words like lass, bloke, luv, and cheers. Well, my persistence was finally rewarded the other night: The wee lass Raelynn agreed to host me for a quick visit in her Daytona Beach flat for a hundred quid.

This lass piqued my curiosity back when she first began posting on STG. Doubtless you've noticed that her ads are, well, unique, as three-quarters of the vertical space is devoted to calling out time-wasters and catfishers. Even though I know at least one monger who made her shit list by bailing because he felt unsafe (which everyone should do, BTW), I can't bring myself to condemn her ad. I do exactly the same when a provider proves a collosal waste of my time (post 815 on the Dirtona thread is a prime example). Anyway, the lass is clearly a character, but what kind of character I didn't yet know.

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...n/972664845362

https://web.archive.org/web/20210213...n/972664845362

So she opens the door and beckons me in with a smile. I affect my best yankee accent and express my genuine pleasure at making her acquaintance as I take in the scene. My arrival has clearly interrupted her date night preparations as her makeup is only half-applied. She invites me to make myself comfortable and scurries back into the bathroom to finish the job. I pass a tasteful shoji screen bedecked with cherry blossoms on my way into the bedroom area and kick off my shoes, noting a host of cat paraphernalia along the way. I lay my jacket upon a dresser and place a stack of bills nearby. I am still in incognito mode and if she's read any of my past reviews, an embossed envelope would be a dead giveaway.

I supine myself upon the bed, bantering across the divider with Realynn, when a calico pussy cat deposits herself on my lap and begins to purr. I pause momentarily to consider the irony of the moment, ultimately accepting it as a good omen. Realynn, a polite hostess even when bustling in another room, asks if I'd like a drink (which I politely decline) and inquires about my music preferences. Moments later and some classic Billy Joel springs to life just behind my head. My eyes glaze over and I start to melt into the comforter, grateful for this unexpected period of relaxation.

A few songs hence and Realynn rounds the screen looking pretty hot in a crotchless, arseless black fishnet bodysuit. She slides up onto the bed and kneels over me, wordlessly inviting me to drink her in. "I like your outfit" I say clumsily, and Raelynn laughs. "You like my fuck-me hole?" she says, turning and wiggling her ass, unnecessarily drawing my attention to the convenient cutout in her suit. When a lass soft-pitches them in like that, I struggle not to swing for the fence. In the end, I elect to keep my teasing light. "I do," I say with a wink, dropping trou myself. "I like your outfit too."

She reaches over for something on the night stand and the next thing I feel is something cold and clammy gripping my John Thomas. The lass is now cleaning me with a wet wipe. "I have just showered," I admonish, feeling slightly insulted. But the lass just smiles, declaring this a perfunctory gesture and inviting me to do the same if I'd like to go down on her. Okay, that's fair. She casts the offending instrument of dick droop aside and grips my shaft with a proper warm embrace. Tossing her hair to one side, she encourages me to play with her vjjay and cornhole at will, then proceeds to gobble me whole.

Oh hell yes! I take a beat to enjoy the head bobbing going on down below, then I reach over for a handful of boot. I admire her shape before giving her arse the obligatory squeeze. Nice and firm. I can't help myself now; I just have to know. I reach over and give it a light smack. I accept the fact that she hasn't bitten me yet as an encouraging sign. So I lick my fingers then slide them down between her arse cheeks where her soft, swollen lips are waiting. She immediately pivots her body to afford me greater access. Fuck yeah! I massage her fold until my fingers run sticky, but I'm not done there yet. I reach back up to re-sodden them, knowing the next few moments will make or break this entire encounter. If her hygiene's poor, game over. I spit on my fingers again, lingering for a surreptitious sniff. Double fuck yeah! The lass is as clean as the proverbial whistle. So I reach over once again, gripping her arse with one hand and sliding a finger inside her with the other. A few seconds of this and I feel the climax begin to build.

Okay, that's enough of that, LOL. I withdraw my hands which Raelynn correctly interprets as my readiness to proceed. She reaches for the cover and rolls it on. "How do you want me" she purrs. I ask for cowgirl and she is accommodating, slowly working me in until comfortable enough to rock. And rock she does, while kindly pulling her nape line down below her breasts, giving my hands a few more things to do while my hips gently match her rhythm. A few minutes hence and she entreats a changeup, admitting she's not a huge cowgirl fan. So of course we transition to my all time favorite, lazy dog. I just love this position, principally due to the amazing view it affords, and we are creatures of habit after all. It was here that I made my first blunder of the evening. Addled by her rising wetness and her subtle gyrations from below, I completely forgot her encouragement of finger play. I could have been massaging that tight little pucker in front of me, or even slipping one inside. But alas, I blew it. Oh well, regret has never served me in the past, so we'll just put a pin in that one for next time. Anyway, it wasn't long until the pleasure reached crescendo, and I crumpled upon her back to recover my breath.

I finally roll over, squeeze off the bag, and seal it with a knot. Raelynn kindly offers to dispose of it for me, which I decline with a jape. "I'll keep it," I say. "Don't want you framing me for murder. " She laughs, claiming "I'm not smart enough to do that". This was just modesty lads; the lass seems plenty bright to me, LOL. Anyway, I ask her if I might wash up and she enthusiastically offers me free reign in her bathroom. What a sweetheart she's turning out to be. I'm starting to regret not springing for more time with her. After washing up and displacing a sleeping pussy cat from atop my jacket, I dressed, sincerely thanked Raelynn for her company, and strode out into the night.

I'll list the Cons first so we can all end on a happy note. Her neighborhood is a bit rough. I didn't feel unsafe per se, but I was definitely wary. Yeah, there's some scarring under her makeup, but nothing that isn't reflected in her pictures. Also, if you're a huge tits bloke, she's clearly not your lass. This is reflected in her ad pics and should surprise absolutely no one. And finally, I could see a lad legitimately bailing on a date in her neighborhood, especially if shady denizens were lurking nearby. And when you do, I imagine you'll find yourself on her ad's shit list, LOL.

Now for the Pros: I found Raelynn to be a gracious hostess. I appreciated the offer of drinks and my choice of music. She also ensured I was comfortable and basically gave me free reign in her place. Really pleasant experience. And let's not forget all of that "wandering fingers" encouragement. That was effing brilliant. Too bad I didn't take full advantage, LOL. She's also a pretty lass with a nice body and a great caboose, especially if you're a caboose kinda bloke like me. I found her to be a skilled, enthusiastic, and accommodating sex partner. I also enjoy her conversational style, which has been friendly, respectful, and refreshingly candid.

BTW, there was another facet to our encounter, both before, during, and after, which I'll refer to as "the Mystery of the Broken Blade." Sounds ominous, doesn't it, LOL! It's a fun story but not especially germaine to your future encounters with Raelynn, so I omit it here. Someday when I'm board it may just materialize over in the Dirtona thread.

And there you have it lads. One of the better hundred quid investments I've made. Yes, I would repeat. No, your experience will not be the same. I'll bet it's similar though.

Cheers!

What a pleasure it was last night to put my feet up, light up a nice cigar and enjoy a wonderful tale before bed. Thank you for the cerebral relaxation.

As Always, Happy and Safe Mongering

[ArtWater]

Asked me to help her out and let you guys know she's back! She's gained like 10 lbs "oh I'm so fat," she said as I lovingly caressed her pussy! LOL. PM me for her new digits! SM only as usual.

Would love to see her again, we spent last Valentine's Day together exactly 1 year ago. I responded to your PM.

[BeachRunner51]

I'm going to do my best to describe my evening with these 3 ladies in a short and sweet version (because I don't have the writing skills of Joshua Falken, wish I did though).

The good: It was a great time and it meet and exceeded my expectations for the evening! All 3 ladies were very enthusiastic and very exploratory with one another and we all managed to keep everyone involved right up to the point of my ultimate exhaustion. Thankfully the king bed held up (they are thin MILF's) and the memories and images on that bed bring a smile to my face every time. Imagine if you can 4 people connected together in a sexual position leaving no one without something to give and something to receive. Smiling as I type right now. There were no awkward moments and no clock watching and the chit chat afterwards was fun and comfortable.

The not so good: Trying to get 3 woman in the same place at the same time is not easy. Ultimately 2 hours later than planned.

The bad: For our time together nothing bad happened and I'm glad that I got the opportunity to be with these 3 ladies and thank each of them for accommodating my wishes for this experience. This is not something that any of the ladies do on a regular basis so to have the great time that we did says a lot about them. Will we do this again? No. Not because it was a bad time but because it was a once in a lifetime experience that was meant to explore the possibilities of what it would be like to be with these sexy ladies at the same time. The excitement of something new is in my humble opinion what this hobby is all about and this was definitely new and exciting.

Now for the ugly: It has nothing to do with this visit and our time together but Marcie wanted me to tell everybody that she is independent of Mia and does not do doubles with her or anyone on a regular basis. Marcie is the kind of professional in this business that every provider should learn from and I respect they way she handles herself in this hobby. Marcie needs no help with attracting business and her reputation in this hobby is impeccable.

So to sum this report up. Well worth it and happy with what I got to experience. YMMV.

[DarkManXFl]

Glad you had a good time. This is the same girl that cash and dashed me and I reviewed earlier. Buyer beware.

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...m/185325655634

I reached out to this girl and she happened to be friends with another monger that I know so it was no problem (she is very wary of STG knuckleheads) communicating with her. She showed up at my house. Pics are her. With very nice enhancements (really nice) a very passionate girl and a really cool chick. She is getting off of STG (and who can blame her) and she only does outcalls (drive herself) which I know severely limits a good percentage of forum mongers LOL She might only respond to referrals. I just don't know.