Escort Reports

**FowlerVillian** · 02-14-21 07:17

Originally Posted by LikeToHaveFun [View Original Post]

They are Called Asian massage parlors for a reason. Otherwise try Asian persuasion and write a real review for us.

Tried the Asian persuasion a couple times. She was really good. Dome game was top shelf. The rest was average. Problem is she isn't Asian.

I want some that are fresh off the boat, firm, petite and young (18-21). "English no good" type broad.

These AMP's are lame. Make you mask up and only a few girls are down to fuck.

**WashBoard** · 02-13-21 18:29

I pulled the trigger and set up a date with kitten. I picked her up for a car date and drove to a good spot. I was very impressed with her skills but she's a cum Dodger. Great personality and Very pretty in my opinion and she has curves in all the right places. She said her menu would open up if I was regular. I would recommend I wouldn't repeat. 6 for BBBJ. Wb out.

**LikeToHaveFun** · 02-13-21 13:14

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**FowlerVillian** · 02-12-21 11:31

Anyone know where the real Asian girls in the area are?

Been looking but can't seem to find them.

Thanks!

**BigJohnnyWad** · 02-12-21 09:40

Originally Posted by TallYankee [View Original Post]

Ran into her last fall when I met her roommate for a quickly. Definitely way bigger than her pictures lead you to believe, plenty of scars from the meth mites that she tries to cover up with very thick makeup. Like put on with a trowel thick. If her pictures are faked, you know that ain't going to be worth what she's asking. Definitely a hard pass for me.

Thanks for the heads up!

**TallYankee** · 02-11-21 21:38

Originally Posted by BigJohnnyWad [View Original Post]

I was really looking at Gypsy lately. Her photos make her look sexy as hell. But then I googled her number to see more photos and saw many photoshopped. You can tell when door and walls near her mid section appear to be warped. Bummer! Anyone had a good time with her. Is she just a little chunky or a lot? How's her face?

Ran into her last fall when I met her roommate for a quickly. Definitely way bigger than her pictures lead you to believe, plenty of scars from the meth mites that she tries to cover up with very thick makeup. Like put on with a trowel thick. If her pictures are faked, you know that ain't going to be worth what she's asking. Definitely a hard pass for me.

**SteveJohnAss** · 02-10-21 12:11

Originally Posted by WhoGivesAFuck [View Original Post]

https://flint.skipthegames.com/massa...5/688825990022

Tried seeing this one, tonight, after SteveJohnass, crazy experience. Couldn't keep any dialogue for more than a few minutes. Explained, hey, if I'm driving 50 miles I need to at least confirm.

She has the attention span of a gnat.

Yea she can be super hit or miss. I tried seeing her again and same. I think she has bipolar and is probably manic right now, which makes a lot of sense. Better to just avoid this one unless you're desperate.

**WhoGivesAFuck** · 02-10-21 02:23

https://flint.skipthegames.com/massa...5/688825990022

Tried seeing this one, tonight, after SteveJohnass, crazy experience. Couldn't keep any dialogue for more than a few minutes. Explained, hey, if I'm driving 50 miles I need to at least confirm.

She has the attention span of a gnat.

**Jaxson69** · 02-10-21 01:08

https://lansing.skipthegames.com/fem...y/144723784271

Any reports on this one?

**BigJohnnyWad** · 02-09-21 12:09

I was really looking at Gypsy lately. Her photos make her look sexy as hell. But then I googled her number to see more photos and saw many photoshopped. You can tell when door and walls near her mid section appear to be warped. Bummer! Anyone had a good time with her. Is she just a little chunky or a lot? How's her face?

**TeddStarkk** · 02-08-21 08:48

Originally Posted by FowlerVillian [View Original Post]

All I've found in the area lately are washed up old bags. Looking for something from like 1999 or 2000. Supple new and nave ideally. Any race is cool but I kinda am in the mood for a sista or a Spanish mami today. If anyone is willing to share please DM me. I will return the favor ASAP.

I would really like info on this chick. If you hit her up let me know the details. She looks youngish. Says she's 30. She also says cash app and dep but I haven't got that far in our convo.

https://lansing.skipthegames.com/fem...t/352478362197

**FowlerVillian** · 02-07-21 13:11

All I've found in the area lately are washed up old bags. Looking for something from like 1999 or 2000. Supple new and naïve ideally. Any race is cool but I kinda am in the mood for a sista or a Spanish mami today. If anyone is willing to share please DM me. I will return the favor ASAP.

**SteveJohnAss** · 02-06-21 08:44

Natalie how moved on from Lansing to GRand Rapids, for at least awhilevery sad, I hope she returns soon, although a trip to GR is worth it for her service.

**Love The Lips** · 02-06-21 02:10

I've done a search and have read some older reviews that seem mixed. Has anyone had any experiences with Kitten lately? Was thinking of hitting her up this coming week if she's worth it.

**BenZoed** · 02-04-21 16:22

Well this one was a complete waste of time. Slow communication, asked me to pick things up for her on the way, and when I showed up and she acted like she had no idea what to do. When she finally started to take some things off she asked what I wanted, she would only lay on the edge of her bed which was way to saggy to even attempt anything or turn around and didn't make it at all easy to try anything, when I went to feel her to help get me going she said no don't touch. When I couldn't get it going she seemed annoyed, said do you want me to suck it or something. I said sure. Then freaked out because I am uncut. Like she had never seen that before. Offered a handy and finished me off poor attitude and unwillingness to even try a huge bummer, no way she is an ex stripper HA! I would avoid this one.

https://lansing.skipthegames.com/fem...t/411483450628