Escort Reports

[DatyGuy420]

What in the actually fuck? Might as well light 200 on fire, it would be more entertaining. Anyone calling this lady, PM my. I have a great deal on a bridge I can sell you.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/mas...c/374605040602

[WillieRichie]

Head down to Mexico!

Speaking of which, has anyone been down there? I'm heading to the baja sur soon and have read the Cabo international page. Basically all I got was a link to mileroticas which is fine, but more info is welcome.

Thanks gents.

[HeadLover123]

Anyone know her?

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...roit/57802112/

[YoungBlood911]

I toftt. She's legit.

All good. No complaints here.

Are you talking about the Mya girl?

[HeeJunk]

Anyone know if this is legit?

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...s/878106354872

Will be traveling to Rochester Hills end of month, would appreciate recommendations in the area of any kind, huge tits and bbjcim preferred. Please PM me links or reply, can trade NYC and CT for anyone traveling. Thanks in advance guys.

You posted this in the escort and massage parlor threads. Could have just gone straight to the rip off thread.

[Long Fellow]

Anyone know if this is legit?

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...s/878106354872

Will be traveling to Rochester Hills end of month, would appreciate recommendations in the area of any kind, huge tits and bbjcim preferred. Please PM me links or reply, can trade NYC and CT for anyone traveling. Thanks in advance guys.

That ad is fake. A reverse image search shows those pics all over the internet.

[Long Fellow]

Waste of money.

High price.

Chunky girl.

Nothing more than a covered BJ and HJ.

Add deceiving.

Tries to upsell and is not friendly about it.

Thanks for the info. I'll avoid.

[RockHard403]

She looks nowhere near as good as her pics in person.

Not surprised to hear that. Well shit. Thanks.

[Anonymous21]

That would be a large negative.

Anyone know if this is legit?

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...s/878106354872

Will be traveling to Rochester Hills end of month, would appreciate recommendations in the area of any kind, huge tits and bbjcim preferred. Please PM me links or reply, can trade NYC and CT for anyone traveling. Thanks in advance guys.

[XirCom]

I toftt. She's legit.

All good. No complaints here.

Is this the one with the "205" phone number?

[CTGucci]

Anyone know if this is legit?

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...s/878106354872

Will be traveling to Rochester Hills end of month, would appreciate recommendations in the area of any kind, huge tits and bbjcim preferred. Please PM me links or reply, can trade NYC and CT for anyone traveling. Thanks in advance guys.

[Smokey1955]

Oh that Stacy. Never seen her but want to looks hot asf. Thanks.

She looks nowhere near as good as her pics in person.

[LotharioPK]

I found this in the Phoenix Escort Report thread. I think it is a standard we should all try to achieve.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...794&viewfull=1#post5195794.

[Member #6806]

Has anyone seen this girl calling herself Lina?

I tried searching the forum and didn't find anything.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...r/612651043934

Waste of money.

High price.

Chunky girl.

Nothing more than a covered BJ and HJ.

Add deceiving.

Tries to upsell and is not friendly about it.

[Throtbngr]

Gents,

I have had the itch for several days, so I started texting girls from a variety of sites (LC, Tryst, STG) around 9 am this morning to try and set something up for the afternoon. I shit you not, out of 18 girls I texted, I only heard back from like 5. And 3 of those 5 were unavailable for the afternoon; so that left 2 options:

1.) Stacy: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/58193370/.

2.) Alex: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/58179600/.

I had decent communications with both throughout the day. I was looking for a half hour around 4:30 pm, FS, pics and videos, ending with the typical Signature JD Facial Blast. Stacy agreed to everything but the facial, pics and video but said she would swallow my load. Alex agreed to everything verbatim. Stacy was $100; Alex was $95. I decided to go with Stacy as my first choice as she has been reviewed favorably, and Alex was my plan B in case Stacy flaked. About 3 pm I passed through a few street walker zones to see if I might get lucky. NOT. You can read about those details in the SWer thread if you want. Anyway, I texted Stacy about 25 minutes before the designated time to confirm. I didn't get a reply in the next 15 minutes so I texted Alex. Finally Stacy replied back but said she had just got my text and needed another 15 minutes to prepare. I said sure. She replied, OK thanks. I NEVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE FROM HER UP TO THE TIME OF THIS WRITING. Perhaps she was preparing a meal for her kids and lost all track of time? Or maybe she was murdered by her drug dealer? Who knows? Of course I never got a reply from Alex either. I briefly thought about going to Bella Touch in Roachville. But the thought of getting my guts stamped out while smelling bad Korean food along with an average HE for $120 all in kind of stopped that idea for me. So, I headed home with intentions of rubbing one out to memory lane with all the videos and pictures I have of the ****** I've waxed over the years.

Once home, I had a quick dinner and prepared to settle in with my library, and then I got a text from Alex. I didn't ask her what happened. She said if I still wanted to see her she could be ready in a half hour so I headed over there against my better judgement. Went into her shitty house, she seemed to be home alone. Proceeded into the back bedroom and gave her the donation. And then all the rules came out. No pics / videos of face, she will pull her tits out but shirt doesn't come off, her pants stay on during BJ, only mish during FS, yada yada. I reminded her of what we agreed to and she started arguing the point. She could have given Feiger a run for his money. I ended up just making the best of it since she already had my hundo. Activities consisted of about 10 minutes of very weak BJ, followed by 10 minutes of a punishing hammering in mish, followed by the weakest JD Signature Facial Blast I think I ever administered. I was able to get some pics and vids, but they are weak. She is covered in sores. True junky wasting away. And has some terrible baby damage. I got a brief glimpse of her stomach and it looks like it was shot with a scatter gun. I promised her I would not share any pics, but she broke her promises, so I'm breaking mine. I only wish my pics were better quality. I reminded her as I was dressing that Karma is a *****. If she keeps lying to people and playing bait and switch games, one day she might run into a really bad person. Despite not finding any reviews on her, she appears to be doing brisk business judging from the looks of the trash can in the room. Must be other dummies like me. On the way out, I thought about pissing all over her bathroom, but she probably wouldn't have even noticed that afterwards. Also, I thought about trashing her TV as some other monger recently did to another *****, but I didn't want to take the chance on some thug appearing from out of no where and trashing me or my car.

To summarize, instead of seeing Alex, I would recommend getting 100 singles and throwing them out at the intersection of I-94 and Moross. You will get more enjoyment watching the natives running in traffic to scoop up the bills. I am forever the budget monger, but I think I will have to step up to the higher priced girls and see if there is a difference as recently discussed in this thread. Now if you will excuse me, I am signing out of this forum and will have to try and stop myself from cutting off my own cock.

JD.

Thanks for sharing. You helped me dodge that bullet. I tried contacting her once but we couldn't agree on a time. I now know not to bother trying again.