Massage Parlor Reports

[The Wiseacre]

Make sure you give your favorite Chinese provider an extra tip today. Or an extra knuckle if that's more your style.

[GorosDawg]

Remember this is a special day for our Chinese girls.

The year of the Ox. I hope it does not make them even more stubborn with the extras. LOL.

[Runon99]

I'm looking for recommendations on a good massage gal and more than a HJ. Hoping not AMP.

If you're hoping not AMP, your best bet to start is to scroll up at click on "Atlanta" and then scroll down on that page to the "Massage and Body Rubs. Non AMP" section and repeat your request there. Though more people are likely to see it here, so posting on both pages is really your best bet.

The Packers' G logo looks a lot like the University of Georgia G logo, so you should fit right in -- if someone says "Go Dawgs" to you, just nod.

Wisconsin brats would surely be a good gift for the locals.

[Wj0272]

I've seen a lot of pointers given on who what how and where on the board. I'm willing to help out where I can, provided the person is active and respectful. I've been doing this for over 30 years and I wish there had been something like this when I was out there fumbling around making rookie mistakes. I would have saved a whole lot of money, time and embarrassment.

I'm from WI and active on here and P411. I'm looking for recommendations on a good massage gal and more than a HJ. Hoping not AMP.

Thanks for the very cold north! Coming down there in a couple weeks for work.

WJ.

[RYKean]

Did a walk in 2 were available pick from Instaview page and two were in appointments. That was day time hours. Guess evenings have more options.

[MrHobbyist]

If you need to be schooled on how to get a handy maybe you should just give up on women altogether. If you strike out at one place try another, if you keep striking out then you are the problem. I thought this was a where to get laid forum not a how to get laid forum. Sorry rant over and out.

I've seen a lot of pointers given on who what how and where on the board. I'm willing to help out where I can, provided the person is active and respectful. I've been doing this for over 30 years and I wish there had been something like this when I was out there fumbling around making rookie mistakes. I would have saved a whole lot of money, time and embarrassment.

[Sgt Soros]

Nothing wrong with helping a fellow monger out.

Yep, that's what this forum is all about.

[Frankie14]

If you need to be schooled on how to get a handy maybe you should just give up on women altogether. If you strike out at one place try another, if you keep striking out then you are the problem. I thought this was a where to get laid forum not a how to get laid forum. Sorry rant over and out.

Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today, LOL. Dude, this forum is to share our finds, but also to help each other. He got some good advice though, so it's good that he asked.

[MassageAwesome]

If you need to be schooled on how to get a handy maybe you should just give up on women altogether. If you strike out at one place try another, if you keep striking out then you are the problem. I thought this was a where to get laid forum not a how to get laid forum. Sorry rant over and out.

Nothing wrong with helping a fellow monger out.

[Fretz]

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[MassageAwesome]

I didn't hint at anything and I was nice overall. I'm relatively new at this. So, if I were to go back, should I hint that I want extra? In general, is it better to at new places to hint you want more or let them suggest it?

Basically what Barry said. Don't just plain out say it. There's not really any suggesting needed. Most of the women in the AMP world know why you're really there, and they want to make their money. Rub their leg during the massage, make noises during the massage (that feels good, mmmm, things like that). They'll usually ask "That ok?" or say "Good?" Sound enthused.

On the flip rub her back, and if she allows, gently rub her ass. She'll see your "friend" and get the idea then she'll ask or point to your "friend".

You just have to feel the mood. Most of the women are flirty and are happy to see you. If so it's academic from there.

[Traveller501]

I want to try a new KAMP this weekend and am interested to hear about your favorite KAMP for service and looks. I've been to Tiger, Joy & Health, Sweet Dreams, Olympia, Sun, Terra Chi, Blue Spa (now Yun) and Therapy Plus.

My favorite was with Mumu at Tiger but she left last year. She was attractive and delivered in all phases of my session, from the TS, to the massage, and with the extras. I would love to find someone who can match the experience she provided. PM if needed.

[Sgt Soros]

I didn't hint at anything and I was nice overall. I'm relatively new at this. So, if I were to go back, should I hint that I want extra? In general, is it better to at new places to hint you want more or let them suggest it?

A raging boner whilst lying on the table face up is a good hint. If the masseuse is so inclined, she will ask to relieve you of your situation.

[USABarry]

I didn't hint at anything and I was nice overall. I'm relatively new at this. So, if I were to go back, should I hint that I want extra? In general, is it better to at new places to hint you want more or let them suggest it?

Don't come right out and ask but there are several subtle signals you can send. One is being nude on top of the table for starters. Tell her how nice it feels while she is doing your backside. Slip a hand between her legs or massage her calf gently a couple of times when she's at your side. Lifting your hips with a vocal "Ooh" just a little when she passes over your ass. Ask her where she learned to do whatever she did that felt good. When she asks you to turn over get up off the table and smile before laying back down. Tell her she's beautiful, pretty, you like her dress, compliment and even ask for a hug before continuing. It helps that your showing some excitement down there too. By now if more is going to happen she usually asks you if you want more not you having to ask. It's all in how you act towards her up to that point.

[ComTech42]

If they tease and no please, meaning they tease you during the massage and on the flip they don't carry through or have you DIY, then definitely do not tip. The places I go are always HE places and if I do actually get a great massage and no HJ, I will tip for the massage but it'll be small. I'm aware that they have great memory so that's why I don't go back. There's always other places.

Rarely are The average AMP up to the standard of a legit massage therapist no matter her race. There are trained and licensed therapists that cross the line but they stay UTR and you have to earn their trust or come highly recommended. Times are for good service. Your money your decision.